Rose Ceremony

The wait is finally over, the Bachelorette Season 17 finale is here and more importantly, we've recorded our precious podcaster thoughts and feelings about it. The gaslighting claims rage on as Bachelor Nation further fractures, Katie's family don't take kindly to Blake's Canadian charm, Tayshia shows her ex some engagement rings to propose to Katie with, and Greg's ancestors pay a visit to the pod.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

The shitstorm continues on this week.We discuss Katie's final 3 men quickly become her final 2 men, ABC recycling the Canada-themed date from Matt's season, Greg's nieces and nephews probably beating the shit out of him, and the U.S. government preparing to enslave millions of citizens facing eviction.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

This week, the men tell all and Karl tells a Canadian to shut the f*ck up, but unfortunately it was not Blake. We discuss the men being in the hot seat, Connor's not-so-mysterious mystery audience woman, some Eminem lyrics, and we theorize how we were conceived.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

This week on Rose Ceremony we discuss the infamous Seattle Dog, why Seattleites don't eat seagulls, and what an actual Renton/Seattle date should look like. Our prayers to make Blake less horny go unanswered and we lose one of our favorite hunky international football players. We also do our first ad read and it's definitely super official and not fake.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

On this week's podcast we discuss frankly the most disgustingly horny episode of The Bachelorette to date, Hunter's fall from grace, and we say goodbye to our favourite feline malewife. We also throw in some great Joe Biden impressions and single-handedly solve the Olympics situation.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Our very special boy, Kyle, is back to guest host with us this week and discuss episode 5 of season 17 of The Bachelorette! Thanos (Blake Moynes) enters the Bachelorette pool of suitors, the men are out for blood in the Bash Ball Battle, James continues to cosplay as an old-timey phrenologist, and Greg and Michael absolutely melt us all. Speaking of phrenology, we measure Jeff's skull. Tune in to find out the circumference of Jeff's head!Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram). Our special guest host is Kyle ( @kysturmer on Instagram and @kylesturmer on Twitter).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Rest in Hell, Rumsfeld.This week on Rose Ceremony we discuss what kinds of soup the men are, Tayshia dropping a BM (Blake Moynes), yet another kink date, and Thomas' demise. Unfortunately, we also rehash the "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" discourse and do our best Epic Family Guy Moment impressions.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Our special guest, Tharon, joins us this week to talk everything Bachelor! Tharon has never seen an episode of The Bachelor until last night and is absolutely horrified. We discuss the men's group therapy date that did not involve a licensed therapist, Katie rolling her dune buggy for funsies, the recent heat wave that has turned Seattle into Florida soup, and of course OJ Simpson adopting Tharon as his adult child.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram). Our special guest this week is Tharon ( @beverageuncle on Twitter and Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Surprise! It's the horny episode AND the fight episode at the same time! Cody and Aaron kiss and make up, Karl blows up everyone's spot, and Mike loses his virginity.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Himbos! Virgins! Furries! Oh my! We review The Bachelorette Season 17 premiere and discuss the Mayweather x Logan Paul match, our beloved unsound Seattle Viaduct (RIP), and if our pod had a cryptocurrency, what it would be called.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Season 17 of ABC's The Bachelorette is upon us! Join us in our pre-season round-up where we cover bachelor nation news and discuss Katie's 29 men and 1 mystery creature contained in a box.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Another season of the Bachelor ends about as well as you'd expect! In this episode we explore Matt's relationship with his Mom, Neil Lane's magic rings, and Emmanuel Acho's tight suit.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Just in time for International Women's Day, it's the Fantasy Suites! But first, Matt confronts his father and we talk a lot about our favorite 90's movies. Later on; A Pennsylvania-Dutch night of passion for Michelle, a camping date with Bri, and Matt's inability to tell these women he loves them.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

In this, the most EPIC episode of Rose Ceremony to date, the Women Tell All about their experiences post-Bachelor (spoilers: it's awful). Later, Chris Harrison re-traumatizes the women. News this week includes more cancellations. Nice!Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

NEWS: Bachelor Matt James weighs in on the Rachel K conundrum. In the midst of this, Clare and Dale try to break back into the Bachelor news cycle unsuccessfully. Later, Rachel takes a fall, and Jeff ranks the best Men at Work songs.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

We run the gambit of all the apologies from the #BachelorNation cast - all of them are cancelled, no one is free of sin. Later; we recap the dismissal of all of our top picks.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Serena C emerges from the wake of destruction left in Victoria's path as a new villain, we salute Katie for her service, but not before Tyler Cameron gets a rub down from Matt. All this and more on this week's episode!Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Jeff broke the audio last week, so here's an extra special episode featuring our celebrity guest; Kyle! In this episode; Victoria is vanquished, MJ gets owned, and more of Matt's shady past is revealed.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram). Our special guest host is Kyle ( @ky_sturmer on Instagram and @kyle_sturmer on Twitter).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Sarah makes the episode all about herself! The girls get smutty with Chris Harrison and later; Queen Victoria leads a people's revolution!Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Icky Vicky starts out the season strong by being just... awful! Bri and Sarah go on solo dates, and Chris Harrison makes the girls play blood sports. Also: An update on the saga of Pee Wee Herman's porn theater fiasco and the lululemon murder.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Bachelor Season 25 premiere! The Mattchelor is in the house! Hosted by Jeff, Lindsey, Chees and Matt.Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony