The Ghost Museum

A low-key low-energy episode, where Chels and Jim have a chill chinwag about the sunken town of Dunwich. Not the best episode. Skip this one if you want. Barely a monk mentioned.

Jim tells Chels about the Grey Man of Drury Lane and she is completely and utterly underwhelmed, but does get a bit more interested at an offhand comment about a dead clown. Not our best episode. That will happen.

The hiatus is over baby! Chels takes us to the Adelphi Theatre and presents our first mist-based ghost... but when _does_ a boat become a ship? Have a look at our Twitter @ChelsandJim for pics of the murder spot.

Chels comes back from holiday and tells Jim how she met a man in an elevator who was odds-on a ghost, then takes him to the first stop of her haunted London Underground series: Farringdon Station.

After a trip to Cologne, Germany, Chels and Jim decide to do a special episode from outside of the UK. During which, they talk about beached whales, religious hats, WWII, and take at least 20 minutes to get the the first mention of the relevant ghost.

Chels tells Jim all about the early life of The Acid Bath Murderer, puts some gall stones in The Ghost Museum, and then gets into an argument about duck feet.

Jim takes Chels back to the 1500s where a nasty mother's behaviour forced her to haunt an abbey for all time. Whilst at the abbey, they accidentally also talk about Michael Jackson, the Unabomber, the history of language, and early 90s stationery.

Human cat: [https://imgur.com/diY42UB.gifv](https://imgur.com/diY42UB.gifv) We talk about John's sexual relations with the succubus, the feasibility of burning a witch indoors, and TripAdvisor reviews.

Chels and Jim finish off the infamous Enfield Poltergeist story, taking more detours than relevant discussion, and develop the idea for The Ghost Museum re-brand.  What is your generation's 'The worm'? Can you jump from your back? Are you just talking with the wrong bit of your face? All strong questions, all answered. Well.

Chels and Jim take you to the Ancient Ram Inn in the first of a two part Ram special. This episode also sees the genesis of The Ghost Museum, so much genesis, in fact, that you might want to skip that bit. Just expect to see a pivot in the podcast from here on out that will mark a momentous occasion in Slab (Ghost Museum) history.

Chels and Jim talk about the Enfield Poltergiest, and get sidetracked by Turkey Dinosaurs, monks, and a hefty argument about whether or not a sponge could kill you if it went really fast.

Chels and Jim talk about witch and prophet, Mother Shipton, her petrifying well, politics, Grace Hopper, the north, and what jobs you could have in the past.

Chels and Jim discuss a myriad of topics in just 40 minutes, including but not limited to: poop, the muppets, medieval torture, and loving inanimate objects. Oh, and haunted dolls.

Spectral hands causing death? Awesome, let's talk about that, badgers, and whether or not a moo is more like a roar or a bark.  Audio sub par this episode. Apologies.  Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/chelsandjim

We discuss Spring Heeled Jack, that time Chels glassed someone, and sexy chimnet sweeps.

We talk about a haunted bridge and Jim tells Chels that cows can't be boys.

Chels and Jim talk about the Highgate Vampire, which they deduce is actually multiple ghosts. And Jim gets angry about whether or not zero is a number.

First official episode of The Slab, talking about the title.

We introduce ourselves and our leanings when it comes to conspiracies, ghosts, and murder.