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Comedian Betsy Cox overshares about life, marriage, aging, and why it's important to keep your husband scared.

Betsy Cox


    • May 2, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 34m AVG DURATION
    • 19 EPISODES


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    Flashed By A Penis In Public

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2024 22:06 Transcription Available


    In this episode Betsy shares her encounter with an exhibitionist.  As a married woman she is no stranger to being flashed by a penis and is prepared for it at all times.  But  when a stranger flashed her she found herself panicked and  running for the hills. 

    While The Wives Are Away The Husbands Better Not Play: Wives Weekend Getaway

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 26:29 Transcription Available


    Ever found yourself chuckling at the thought of a Target run feeling like a night out? Join me as I recount a weekend of unexpected San Diego shenanigans where my tried-and-true rhythm got challenged by an NFL cheerleader's dance moves. As the birthday beats pulsed, my tale of tackling self-care, from massage misgivings to facial freedoms, might just have you embracing your inner desperate housewife. We'll also navigate the comedic seas of married life, where my partner and I juggle the intricacies of domestic bliss—from sleep apnea adjustments to laundry escapades—and remind you that it's the little moments woven into our daily fabric that truly add sparkle to our stories.Grab your headphones and get cozy, because this episode is all about the heartwarming hustle of everyday life. I'll share the touching realities of caring for our furry family in their twilight years, reflecting on the poignant blend of joy and responsibility that comes with it. And don't miss the special teaser—I've got an announcement up my sleeve that's sure to pique your curiosity! We'll wrap up with a big thank you for sticking with us through thick and thin, and extend an open invitation to weigh in on the topics that resonate with you. So, whether you're tackling life's routines or seeking solace in shared experiences, remember: every aisle, be it literal or metaphorical, holds its own joy.

    Did Somebody Say ADHD

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 54:01


    In this episode Betsy, Erick Hellwig, and Lorraine Lopez discuss the scary side to amusement parks, the paranoia edibles cause and  ADHD.  What do you get when three people on a podcast all have ADHD? A fun hilarious episode. Get ready to laugh. 

    Should Men Wear a Wedding Ring?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2024 25:36


    Betsy talks about why she doesn't want her husband wearing a wedding ring and why she does wear one. She also addresses some backlash about saying she doesn't want to hear about how it's her fault if her husband were to cheat on her.

    Please Don't Explain To Me Why It's My Fault He Cheated

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2024 27:06


    Happy New Year from the same Betsy.In this episode Betsy discusses how being married to a man is like being a wild animal trainer. She discusses Love languages and her love language is not in the book. 

    Did You Look At Her Boobs?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2023 25:21


    Betsy talks about boobs, boobs, boobs. Working at Hooters, New Orleans girls showing their boobs for beads, men checking out boobs, mammograms and more...It's all about boobs in this episode.

    Living with My Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 27:49


    Betsy moved her mom in after she broke her hip and rants about how living with her mom is like having a kid who doesn't listen.  

    Woman Complain? Bonus Footage

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 11:13


    Betsy and Hillary discuss things their husbands do that they hate and get into hypothetical cheating. Short but sweet, its bonus footage.

    Betsy Cox Saved My Life and We Saved A Cat!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 49:41


    It's always crime time with the hilarious comedian, Lorraine Lopez, my best friend.  I was on her podcast Lorraine Lopez Loves, and wanted to share the episode with everyone. I chat with my hilarious comedy bestie, Betsy Cox, stand-up comedian and host of "The Real Desperate Housewife" podcast. We tell the crazy story how Betsy just saved my life, we discuss the latest UFO sighting in Las Vegas and ponder the possiblility if we could be ufos ourselves, PLUS Betsy spills some secrets on how she has managed to stay married for 15 years! Don't miss this one- Betsy did not hold back!Lorraine has a podcast you should check out!Lorraine Lopez Loves...https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lorraine-lopez-loves/id1481025447?i=1000621501461Follow Lorraine on Instagram for her hilarious comedy!Lorraine Lopez Comedy https://www.instagram.com/lorrainelopezcomedy/

    Botox Take It Awayyyyyyy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 42:33


    Nurse Lisa Giffen @ "The Kure La" gives us the scoop on everything Anti-Aging. From Botox to Filler to Threads and even Lasers. If you want it she's got it. Get ready to laugh and learn how to stop the wrinkles from coming.

    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 45:54


    Join the laughter train with these two as they discuss Life, Aging, Hoarding, and Popping Pimples. Chevy Skincare tells us how she transforms skin,  she spills on skincare routines,  anti-aging tips and will give you the best eyebrow lamination you have ever had in your life. She is the #lifehack we are all looking for.

    Who Let The Housewives Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 42:47


    With their witty banter and relatable stories, Hillary and Betsy provide a funny perspective on married life. Laugh along as they dive deep into the notorious  "man flu" phenomenon, sharing hilarious act outs of these exaggerated symptoms and so much more.

    The Ha-Ha Highness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 48:58


    Jon Schnitzer will have you in stitches with his true-life tales and his journey from prom king to comedian.

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    The Unheard Wives Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 52:33


    Two comedians Julia Austin and Betsy Cox delve into the hilarious intricacies of married life. 

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    From Skype To Sky's The Limit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 48:40


    Love is literally in the air for those in long-distance relationships, and in this episode, Betsy and Patrick dive deep into his own. Betsy puts Patrick to the test, blindfolding him and  challenging him to identify women's products in a playful examination of his readiness for marriage.

    Dating Aliens and Winning The Lottery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 37:09


    When was the last time you bought a lottery ticket or an over-the-counter Viagra pill? Christian and Betsy spill about it all and then some. Get ready to crave a keg stand after this episode.

    Vaginas and Crime and Hair.. Oh My

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 44:55


    Should you do a background check on the person you're dating? Should you do a credit check on the person you plan to marry? Laugh with Betsy and Lorraine as they discuss this along with the best vagina soap to use and give tips on how not to get killed by a serial killer!

    The Crime Stopping Karen!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 13:23


    Betsy catches a guy trying to break into her car multiple times on camera. This guy has broken into several cars in her neighborhood, and a frustrated Betsy is ready to take him down herself. When she shares this with a group of friends, one friend warns her that even though she is the good guy, she could get caught on camera and be called, “A Karen!”

    Ep#1 Why You Should Investigate Your Husband

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 8:51


    Betsy talks about why it is okay to investigate your husband or boyfriend. 

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