Two Fats and a Black

On this week's episode we welcome Angel G. of The Operation Butthurt Podcast. We talk about the election and how everyone is losing their minds, an election psa produced by stripers, the ultimate rap battle published on Biden's youtube channel, Kanye West Unveils First Campaign Ad, the mayor of Anchorage being in hot water, and of course good old trash news headlines.

On this week's episode Brian couldn’t make it so Frank and Kyle are joined by Nate as a guest host. The 3 of them dive in to the world of politics and what a mockery is in today's world and Kyle informs the world of the dangers of sextortion.

 On this week's episode we say goodbye to Brian and wish him well in his future endeavors. Frank and Kyle also talk about the positive benefits in consumer therapy, Mel Gibson’s new movie, and sitcoms without the laugh tracks. All of this and more!

I lost the description of this episode…. Sorry guys 

In this week's episode Brian details the near kidnapping of his daughter, and summarizes the movie Cuties in great detail. Kyle, again, talks about shitting his pants. The Boys talk about how to properly take an L after catching your wife cheating, and then kicking you out of the house so that her new man can move in; and why women like making less money than men.  This episode is all over the place, but in a cool and hip way. Enjoy

This week Frank and Kyle give their take on the controversies of the week. Topics include Thom Brennaman going off air in style, Netflix's Cuties controversy, Q-anon, Chinese censorship, public freakouts, and good old fashion Hollywood Racism. Check the boys out as they solve every single problem, ever. 

This week the fellas are joined by Derrick from Burning Boots Podcast! Topics range from how to a sports fan in the time of Covid, Kyle's passion for feet, and finding love in unconventional places. Tune in this week, and be sure to check out Burning Boots podcast on all streaming platforms!

This week Frank has disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so Brian and Kyle must carry on without him. The fellas talk about the highs and lows of social isolation, and the need for companionship during these trying times. This leads to Kyle being candid about his most recent Tinder experience, and the importance of being straight up about hook expectations. Brian then becomes Kyle's therapist as Kyle opens up about his 7 years of sobriety; Brian then attempts to peer pressure Kyle into being cool again.

In this week's episode, the boys are on Zoom again. Not naming any names, but 1/3 of 2FaaB had a 'Rona scare, and had to quarantine. The fellas dive into the Will and Jada drama. Kyle gives a few hot takes on the do's and don't of dating. The boys talk the return of sports, and how baseball is boring and needs to be updated. We hope you enjoy this weeks episode

This week, Kyle and Frank went on The Burning Boots podcast. Kyle and Frank talked with the guys of Burning Boots about "Libertarian Bullshit."

This week we got Frank and Kyle's take on women's rights and equality. We read an anonymous manifesto that was sent to all the students at my former college.

The boys fully discuss all things Father's, there father's, what it means to be a dad, and general interest topcis.

In this episode, the guys talk all about Father's, Dad Bods, and the Current State Of The World

In this episode the boys talk about the murder of George Floyd and The Rioting. Brian gets shirtless because racism and equality get him that fired up!

In this weeks episode, the boys deep dive into the documentary Out of The Shadows, they tear apart NAMBLA and members, and to Catch a Predator!

In this week's episode, the boys talk about the Joe Biden rape allegations, the all in challenge. They also dive into Intagram beefs and cooking with CBD. Hear how we review bad movies and talk about the big event coming up on Thursday!!!! 

In this week’s episode, we have Loyal Listener, Hard Core Contributor and Conspiracy Theory Enthusiast Kylee Patterson Killing it on the show. She crushes those in power and the boys as well. They talk abot the appropriateness of weating a KKK hoodie as a mask; why or why wouldn’t someone believe in the flat earth; and infertility. 

In this week's episode, the boyz come in guns blazing with news from around the US. Kyle tries to convince Brian that the government is run by lizard people, and that those same people are responsible for our evolution. Frank shares a heartwarming piece on a young man who has taken it upon himself to police parking lots to ensure that people return their carts. Lizard people, conspiracy theory, parking lot police?! This episode is good you'll wanna smack your mama. Unless you don't have a mom, in which case we're sorry. Smack your next closest loved one.  Enjoy ;)

In this week's quarantine episode, Brian regales the lads with a tale filled with drugs and violence. The 2 Fats attempt to convince Brian to arm himself in these trying times. Kyle and Frank face their mortality as they stare down the barrell of social isolation. Please join the boyz as they rally together not let Covid-19 win. 

On this week's episode the boys are joined by Danger Boi. Danger Boi provides a live update on the Covid-19 from the Pacific Northewest. They navigate the world of Zoom in order to deliver you quality content. The guys discuss Nascar and WWE, and how sports are making a comeback. The boys propose the idea of getting someone to manage their social media too. They're too lazy to do it on their own.  Enjoy ;)

In this week's episode, The Boys are still in quarantine. Obviously. They decide to mix things up and record this episode via Zoom. The Boys missed looking at eachother's faces. They discuss how it feels to be isolated, the state of the country, and Frank informs the people how many guns and bullets it takes to effectively kill Covid 19.  Please join the fellas as they embark on this journey through uncertain times. Their soothing voices will guide you to extacy and enlightenment.  Enjoy!

The Boys get Quarantined thanks to COVID-19.

Kyle discusses why he was denied his concealed carry permit by the city of Philadelphia (we all feel a little safer knowing the system works) and Nate guest stars as the Asian, again. Brian is 

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The Boys talks about Frank's time in Mexico, The Aaron Hernandez documentary, a Nigerian gay rights activist, and much more in this weeks episode.

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In this week's episode, The Boys talk about the crisis in Australia, Mel Gibson. Specifically how he set the World on fire with the movie Passion of the Christ. Too soon? Or Not soon enough? Frank provides legitimate insight on how to combat the wildfires. Something about controlled man-made fires. Frank refuses to house koalas until the fire is under control. Brian believes that humans don't deserve nice things and we need to just leave everything alone. Earth is a hot mess, and has become the Florida of the universe. With all of the junk floating around our planet it is time to move. Seriously, go look at pictures of all the trash floating around Earth. The Boys talk about the possibility of life elsewhere, and pose the question, "Would you have sex with aliens in order to have unlimited knowledge? But you cannot profit off of said knowledge." Feel free to contact us with your responses! Enjoy!

In the first episode of the new year, The Boys talk about the craziness of gun laws in the US; the ways in which white men "peacock"; how are generation no longer has hobbies; tips on how to avoid being catfished/becoming the vicim of a sexual predator; Brian and Frank give their take on dating apps, and why people are not finding as much success as they once were. The Boys (Frank and Kyle) ask the question, What reason would a man have to become a gynecologist other than to look at vaginas all day?  If you're a gynecologist, or anyone with any sort of knowledge of the female anatomy, please reach out to us. We have no business giving medical advice.  Enjoy the episode!

In the 2019 finale, Frank talks about his "friend" from California who plays the drums but could not make it to the show because he overslept. Frank also perfects his Seinfeld personation. And if you're lucky this could be a reoccuring thing. Brian talks about his late father's love for suits, and the time he had to save a drowning child in one of his suits. Brian brainstorms ways in which The Boys can begin to make money in the new year. It may or may not include a clothing line for babies and small animals. Kyle finally accepts his role as the shows antagonist, and targets his enemies for 2020. The boys take a listener question, and take a solid 10 minutes trying to answer it. Enjoy!

In this week's episode, The Boys are joined by their first guest! It's Bello, the rescue dog! Bello begins the episode by vomiting on Frank's shoes. This leads to Frank and Kyle having to switch pants, and Kyle having to wear suit pants for the duration of the show. Bello discusses life as a former fighting dog, and the strength it took to leave his abusers and establish a life following everything he went through. The boys are very supportive, and in no way offensive. 

In this week's episode, the boys are coming down from their Thanksgiving high, and are now gearing up for the Holiday season! Kyle talks about the downfall of Papa John, Frank goes on a rant about his hate of DC and love of unpaturized milk, and Brian talks about the recklessness of the movie Home Alone. Enjoy!Like always, email us your questions and comments to 2fatsandablack@gmail.com

In this week's pre-Thanksgiving episode, the boys have gathered around the table to regaie you with tales from years past. Kyle talks about the dangers of drug use, Frank talks about the toolbox in his car used exclusively for wooden toy trains, and Brian tries his best to keep the episode from derailing (no pun intended.) Also, we want to try something new and exciting. We want to hear from our listeners! If you would want to be heard on one of our episodes, we'd like you send in your questions or comments in voice memo format to our email. You can contact us at 2fatsandablack@gmail.com

In this week's episode Kyle and Frank have lost Brian again. They try their hardest to hold down the fort. Will they succeed? Will Brian return? Will Popeyes end their reign of terror? Tune in to find out. 

In this week's episode, Kyle and Frank come in guns blazing with their lack of filter, hot takes on The Popeyes Problem, and father's monitoring their daughter's sexual activity. Hope you can hang. Enjoy. 

In this week's episode the fellas hold a townhall meeting to discuss important matters like... WHY THE F*** FRANK PUTS BUTTER ON CAKE?!?! Kyle also puts on his Sherlock hat to investigate some shady goin ons in his hometown. Most importantly, The Black returns! Enjoy

In this week's episode Brian had a prior engagement, so Kyle and Frank hold shit down. To see if they can manage tune in! 

In this week's episode, Frank leads a discussion on the dangers of homophobia; Brian defends his daughter's honor; Kyle wants to talk about sex. Enjoy!

In this week's episode, Brian and Frank present Kyle with a wide array of topics ranging from a man who has a fetish for pretending to be a baby, to a guy who is so scared of dreadlocks and tattoos he felt the need to write someone a letter about. Kyle is impressed with none of it. Come in, curl up in front of the fireplace with your loved ones, and enjoy this weeks episode of 2 Fats and Black. Be sure to rate and review us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, and on Spotify. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter at 2 Fats and Black!

In this week's episode, the boys have to record later than usual. It really throws them off their game. But don't worry. The. Boys. Don't. Fold. Kyle provides an update on This Is Us, the benefits of adding semen to your skin care routine; and Brian still refuses to provide free psychological services. 

In this week's episode the boys talk about what they have been gettin' into since you've last heard from them. Kyle shares his encounter with a mountain stripper, Brian talks about his turn offs, Frankie shares the touching tale of a father's undying love for his son. Enjoy!

After a a brief hiatus, the boys return to talk about their time in politics and other difficult subjects. They put their massive brains together to solve such problems as Antonio Brown, the Saudi oil attacks, and how to be gentlemanly in these dark times. 

It's your lucky day. The boys have decided to drop a bonus episode on ya'll asses. In this week's episode the boys sit down and talk about how to give and get proper consent, conspiracy theories, and Frank probably rants about something. 

In the series premier of 2FaaB, the fellas discuss and solve the Mandela Effect, the Geppetto/Pinocchio problem, and how to ensure getting denied an open carry permit. Some other stuff was probably talked about, but life gets crazy and I don't feel like trying to remember.