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On January 12, 1966, ABC premiered the first episode of “BATMAN” starring Adam West, Burt Ward, Alan Napier, Frank Gorshin & Jill St. John. The program was a colorful, comedic and campy adaptation of the DC Comic which became on overnight phenomenon. With the show turning 60 years old today, I wanted to celebrate it and also do so in a more annotated way with factoids, history, research and fun statistics to tell the tale of the show rather than just a simple conversation about episodes. I’ve taken it on as a solo venture, though perhaps a guest may pop in for the future as though I’m climbing a building and a window pop open. I hope you share the love of this series or just enjoy hearing/learning more about it. I’d love to continue, but its a decent amount of work, so we’ll see how it goes. I had bigger production plans for this, but time/money/life weren’t going to permit my showman ship, but I wanted to get this up and going anyway. Perhaps I’ll see you next week, same Brandon Peters Show release day, same Brandon Peters Show podcast. -Brandon The Brandon Peters Show will return. TECHNICAL INFORMATIONVocalsBrandon – Shure SM58-LC (Recorded with Zoom) Post ProductionNCH Wavepad Masters Edition v8.38NCH MixPad Masters v5.22The Levelator 2 RUNTIME: 36 minutes

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Betting her Ass. Another look at ‘girls night out.' Based on a post by Farmer Jill. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. It was the usual thing, Dexter and Mia Johnson were married 19 years, and everyone thinks they have it all together. They met at a 4th of July fireworks. The fireworks were over, and it started to rain. Dexter had a coat and Mia didn't. He lent her his and the rest is history. Two kids came along, Allison and Amy. Two good kids, two good jobs, a nice house in the suburbs. Dexter and Mia were more in love now than when they first married. The only thing Dexter could complain about was Mia's friends Cynthia and Roxanne. Cynthia or Cyndi (sounds like sin for a reason) was married to Chet, and they had no children. Cyndi was a beautiful woman. She knew it and used it. Cyndi liked to try new things and always talked about the latest concepts. They weren't always new ideas, but they were new to her, and she spoke about them with passion like a true believer. Cyndi's latest was that the three women should start going out one night a month together, the dreaded girls' night out ( or Girls' Night, for short). Roxanne went by Roxy, and if Cyndi was beautiful, Roxy was gorgeous. She was married to Tom. They had a single child. Roxy wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and usually would get drawn into Cyndi's latest ideas. Sometimes this caused Roxy some grief because she didn't always "get" all the fine details of Cyndi's latest obsession. TikTok trends were an example of this. Cyndi got into a phase of TikTok and never should have told Roxy about "The one chip challenge." Luckily, Roxy only had some bad diarrhea. Thankfully, Tom or Mia usually caught Roxy before she did something really stupid. Dexter was used to laughing as Mia told him about Cyndi's latest and greatest but when the topic of a girl's night out came up he did not laugh. "Mia I'm not sure if you're asking me if you can go or just telling me about it but it's a hard no." Mia was taken aback, Dexter had hard lines, but she hadn't been near one in a while. "Dex, what do you mean, hard no? Cyndi said that this could be good for a marriage. I also don't like you saying hard no, you can't order me around." "Mia, when we got married, we committed to one another. That means we have a veto over the other person. In my mind, it means that each person should know what would be a veto thing to the other and therefore not do it in the first place, or in other words, use a self-veto. Let me give you a real-world example. 3 weeks ago, all of the guys were going to the stripper bar after work because Davis was getting married. I didn't think you would like me to go to a stripper bar. I also didn't think it was appropriate for me to go. I imposed a veto on myself and told them I wasn't going. I gave Tony $50 bucks to buy a round on me, and I came home. Maybe you would have said yes, maybe you wouldn't care but I don't think it is appropriate behavior for me, your husband. If I had of wanted to go and asked you and you said no, I would not have gone and respected your veto." Mia spent some time digesting Dexter's words. Part of the reason they had such a good marriage is because they talked things out. Mia also remembered a few times when Cyndi's schemes had almost cost them money before Dexter pointed out the flaws. "Dex I wasn't sure if I was going to ask you if I could go along, but now I don't have to. I am not going but I am interested to see if what Cyndi think's it will achieve will actually happen." "Mia I love you more than anything, and I'm glad you aren't going to go with Cyndi and Roxy. I would also be interested to hear about whether or not it pans out like Cyndi thinks." Dexter never wanted to close the door on communication. Moreover, he knew he had been kind of harsh and didn't want Mia to think him as a bully. He was not changing his mind however, about the Girls' Night. Dexter was also taking nothing for granted and was going to talk to Chet and Tom as soon as possible. Three days later while they were eating supper, Mia told Dexter about Cyndi and Roxy's Girls' Night the night before. Mia was pretty excited. "Umm, Dex; Cyndi and Roxy went out last night, Thursday's is lady's night at Maxi's. They told me it was great." Dexter pondered for a moment, something about Maxi's was out there that he couldn't remember. Then it came to him. "Isn't Maxi's like a pickup bar?" "I'm not sure about that, but it is the happ'n place to be in this town. Cyndi said that Chet didn't know what hit him when she got home. Roxy said that Tom liked how rejuvenated she was. So far, this seems to be working like they said." Mia knew better than to push any harder about the Girls' Night and going with her friends. She definitely wanted to go with them, but Dexter said no, and it wasn't worth a big fight. The following Wednesday Dexter met up with Chet and Tom for a beer. After beers were ordered, Dexter got to the point. "Thanks for coming, Chet and Tom. I really appreciate you coming out to speak with me. I was wondering about your wives and them going out together once a month." Chet laughed, "Yes, the good'ole girl's night out. Cyndi's latest thing. What would you like to know?" "It seems your wives have been telling my wife Mia about how great it is. Specifically, that it has made a difference in the bedroom." Now Tom laughed, "That's a laugh, Roxy came home the first time all hot and bothered and wanted to get it on. She was all worked up. I said No thanks. I told her that I had no interest in being the vicarious recipient of her lust for other guys. She wasn't happy about that, and tried to deny it. I told her that once she was truly excited for me, lusting for me, then I would be available. She was shocked that I turned her down for sex. The girls went out on Thursday, and by Saturday, she was all over me, once the kid went to bed. Sure, it was great, but I think there was some left-over lust from Thursday that reduced it from awesome." Chet had taken a different approach, "That's a good idea, but it's not what I did. Instead, on the Wednesday night before, I took Cyndi to bed right after supper and gave her my best. By the time we fell asleep, I was worn out. When she came home the next night from her Girls' Night, I pretended to be asleep; so any amorous intentions she might have had, didn't get fulfilled." Dexter tried to match up what the husbands said, with what their wives told Mia. Then Chet continued, "What about you Dex? Why isn't Mia going with our wives to the Girls' Night?" "I told her no. I told her that we had veto rights over the other's actions, and I didn't want her to go. I told her I saw no benefit, only a downside." Tom was impressed, "That's what I should have done. Sorry Chet, but Cyndi tends to lead Roxy down the garden path. Anyways it made me sit down with Roxy and have a serious conversation about fidelity; and that if she did anything that didn't pass the husband test we're done. What did Mia specifically say they told her?" "She said that your wife was rejuvenated by the experience; and that Chet didn't know what hit him." Chet laughed louder, "I think that Cyndi got that confused; she said that to me, after I wore her out on Wednesday. She said, What got into you? I don't know what hit me.' She liked our Wednesdays before her Girls' Night, at least that's what she told me. So, I guess in a way it is good for us, but frankly I've never complained about the sex with Cyndi, anyways." Tom looked confused, "Rejuvenated, is not the word I would use, but it sort of works. Roxy, before this Girls' Night thing wasn't initiating very much, but now she did. Not that she turned me down very often, when I initiated. But you know, it's nice when they come after you for a change." Dexter was feeling much better about things after he left the bar. Chet and Tom seemed to have things well-in-hand. Mia said nothing about the Girls' Night for the next couple of months, but her friends wouldn't let it go, that she wasn't coming. Cyndi especially wanted to get Mia to come. Cyndi had discovered something called the hotwife lifestyle that she wanted to couple with the Girls' Night. She called Mia and invited her out for coffee on the Monday before the women were having another Thursday Girls' Night. Cyndi was already seated when Mia arrived. "Hi Cyndi, what's so important that we have to meet for coffee today?" "Oh, Mia! There's so much to tell you. But first I have to ask, can you remind me why don't you come to our girls' night out?" Mia was a little embarrassed about this. She had told Cyndi and Roxy she wasn't interested; she didn't want to tell them that Dexter said no. "I'm just not interested Cyndi; it's not my thing." "Come on, Mia! It's loads of fun. It makes a girl feel young and wanted, desired even." "Dex wants me, I'm certain he desires me, I don't need anyone else for that." "Come on Mia, you aren't even a little bit interested in seeing what happens? Maybe Roxy and I are doing things there, that have really spiced things up in the bedroom." Truthfully, Mia was very interested in being part of the Girls' Night. She tried to keep the eagerness under control, and out of her tone, "What kind of things have you two been doing?" "Oh, a few little things that might not pass the husband test. But don't worry; Chet's fully on board and is reaping the results." Mia was shocked. Chet was okay with this? "Sure, he is. It gets him right worked up that we're out flirting and things. He especially likes it when I come home and give him the details." If Mia had a fault, it was being too trusting. If Cyndi was telling her this, it must be true. This just made Mia want to go to the next Girls' Night, all the more. "Wow, well, I can talk to Dex about it. I'll see what he thinks." Cyndi saw an opening and drove in the wedge, "What about what he thinks? Aren't you your own boss? Does he think he can order you around, and tell you what to do? I thought Dex was a good guy? Now you're telling me he's some kind of dinosaur. Next time we all get together, I'm going to have a talk with him." That was the last thing Mia wanted: Cyndi talking to Dex about this. She also didn't want Cyndi to think she was under Dexter's thumb. "Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm good to go with you guys; but I am going to run it by Dex." Cynthia held off talking about anything else. She figured she had pushed hard enough, for now. If Mia came on Thursday, she could tell her about the hot-wife thing, then. That night, after the kids went to bed, Mia and Dexter were on the sofa watching TV. Mia really wanted to go out to the Girls' Night on Thursday and decided she had better talk to Dex, sooner rather than later. "Dex, you know how we spoke about me going on a Girls' Night a while back? You told me about your veto, and I've been thinking about that. If the President uses the veto, the Senate and House can override it, but if that doesn't work then the congress can try again. I'm not interested in overriding your veto, but I would like to discuss it again." "Sure Mia, we can discuss it again. Good communication is one of the keys to a happy marriage. What has changed with Cyndi and Roxy, and their Girls' Night, which is going to convince me not to use my veto?" "Cyndi told me that She and Chet are really reaping the rewards of this, in the bedroom. She said he gets very worked up. Roxy told me that She and Tom are the same. This has really spiced things up for them." "Mia, are you telling me that you aren't enjoying our loving? I thought we kept it pretty exciting? It wasn't too long ago you told me it was spectacular. What sorts of things could happen on a Girls' Night, that we couldn't do together?" "Cyndi says that there is flirting and other things that they do when they are out that might not pass the husband test, but Chet and Tom are on board with it, and it is ramping things up in the bedroom." Dexter was stunned. Chet and Tom were good with that? No way. "Mia, there is no way that Chet and Tom are good with their wives fooling around on their Girls' Night." "No Dex it's true, Cyndi told me, and Roxy confirmed it." "Ok Mia, how about this then. We have a bet about this. I bet that Chet and Tom are not on board with their wives doing things with other men, that would not pass the husband test." Mia was sure that she could win this bet; she would make the wager, and then she could go out to the Girls' Night. "What kind of bet are we talking about, Dex? What would you want to bet, the loser does dishes for the week? Something like that?" "No Mia. I want weekly anal sex if I win, what do you want if you win?" Mia was flabbergasted. Dexter had never shown any interest in anal sex and the thought of it disgusted her. "I thought you weren't interested in that, Dex, has something changed?" "No change, but when you lose, I want you to remember this for a long time." Mia said nothing, but pulled out her phone and started texting. A flurry of texts later Mia was ready to respond. "Ok Dex, I think this is a sucker bet; but when you lose I get to go out to a Girls' Night with Cyndi and Roxy. I just texted with them, and you are definitely going to lose. You can back out if you like." Dexter shook hands with his wife to confirm the bet. Then Mia wanted to show him the texts. "We can settle this right now, Dex, look at my phone you can read the texts." "No thanks, we will settle this thing properly. Your friends might be bending the truth." "Cyndi said you would say that. She also said that Chet is embarrassed and doesn't want to talk about it. If you ask him, she said he would deny everything to protect his ego." "That Cyndithia sure knows everything. I guess we will just have to independently confirm what she says." "If we can't call Chet because he won't give us a straight answer, what do you propose Dex?" "I'll tell you Thursday Mia. Don't look so glum. I know you want to go on this Girls' Night, but you can certainly wait at least another week. If it's such an easy bet like you think, your friends would probably do it again next week." Tuesday and Wednesday dragged slowly for Mia. Dexter not so much. He was counting on ego's to prove him right. Perhaps it should be said; he was betting on egos to prove him right. There was just no way that Chet and Tom would change their minds. Fantasies are one thing, but what guy would actually want their wife to come home all revved up from being with someone else? This whole Girls' Night thing was like letting a serpent into the garden. On Thursday, Mia came home from work to find Dexter already home. "Hi, are you ready to go out on a date, my love?" "Ah, sure, Dex. Where are we going? and where are the kids?" "Your parents have the kids, and we are going out to supper and then to a club. You need to put on these new work clothes I bought you and put this wig on." Dex had gone to the local college and borrowed really good wigs. Mia took her wig, she was brunette, tonight she would be a blonde. Dex the blonde was going to have black hair and a moustache. They both would wear glasses. Mia figured they were playing dress up for a reason, she just couldn't figure out why. "To settle our bet, we are going to first go out for supper like two businesspeople away from home, and then we are going for a drink at Maxi's. While there, we are going to see what your friends get up to, on their Girls' Night. Phone, please." Mia watched Dexter put her phone in his suit jacket pocket. He put his own in the pocket on the other side. Mia believed that this idea seemed reasonable. Dex would see with his own eyes, what Cyndi and Roxy were up to, and she could go next time, simple as that. It was also kind of fun dressing up in a disguise. The wigs were good quality, and when Mia looked in the mirror with the glasses, she indeed looked like a businesswoman. Dex certainly looked like a businessman too; one that Cyndi and Roxy were unlikely to recognize. Dinner was great. Mia was enjoying her date with Dex. She reflected on the whole Girls' Night thing. What was the big deal? She had such a good time with Dex, isn't that why you get married? Girls' Night is for single women looking to meet someone, not married ones looking to have a happy life. It is one thing to go out once or twice a year with your gal pals to a concert or a birthday party, but every month or every few weeks, this seemed counterproductive. That was time spent away from the person you supposedly wanted to spend your life with. This said, Mia was definitely wondering what Cyndi and Roxy would be up to at Maxi's. Dexter and Mia arrived at Maxi's at 9 pm. It was fairly busy, being ladies' night with cheap drinks for the women. There were plenty of guys there, too; as could be expected. Dexter found them a nice table with a good view, but somewhat out of the way. They had been there only a few minutes when Cyndi and Roxy arrived. After getting drinks, the two women found a table in a main traffic zone. They both were dressed to impress but not slutty. After an hour, Mia was starting to get worried about who was the sucker in this bet. Cyndi and Roxy had been up to dance together and with only a couple of guys. Nothing even remotely risqué had happened. No one bought them drinks, no one sat down with them. They didn't go sit with anyone else. Dexter noticed Cyndi dancing with a very good-looking blonde guy. He never asked her again and soon zeroed in on a very big-chested blonde woman. Dex watched them leave together at 10:45. At 11 pm, Dexter went to the bar to get them a drink as the bartender looked momentarily not busy. "A draft and a white wine, please?" "Sure, coming right up." It was a quick order, Dexter paid and then decided to ask a question. he pointed to Cyndi and Roxy, "Those two in the green and blue dresses, are they regulars?" "I guess you could call them that, but I would call them cock teases." "What do you mean?" "Oh, they are a couple of married women on the prowl; to get amped up for their husbands, but that's it. You look like you're here on business and if you want to hook up with some married slut that are the real deal, try that one over there." The bartender pointed to a solitary woman just coming back from the washroom. She had on a slutty Little black dress, and Dex had noticed she received plenty of attention. Motioning back to Cyndi and Roxy. "So, is that why those two aren't getting the same amount of attention as the one you pointed out, in the black dress?" "Absolutely!, The regulars here know they are wasting their time and effort, so ignore them, it's only the new guys who give them a try but soon learn." The bartender got busy, and Dexter went back to Mia. He didn't share this new information with Mia, let her stew. At 11:45 Roxy and Cyndi looked like they might be getting ready to go so Dexter pulled out Mia's phone. He pulled his chair in closer to Mia and asked her to text Cyndi about how the night was going. Hey Cyndi! How's the night out?" Amazing! Tell me more. Met some great guys! Really? What were they like? Are you still with them? What are you doing? Roxy's still with one now. What! Yes, she's making out with this gorgeous Black guy. Dexter looked at Mia, Mia looked at Roxy, who was sitting at the table watching Cyndi text. Dexter then looked around. "Do you think Cyndi is pretending Roxy is with that Black guy over there? The one kissing what looks to be his girlfriend or wife?" Mia looked over at the couple that had arrived about half an hour ago. They had been all over one another since they arrived. Neither Cyndi nor Roxy had danced with him or even been close to him. Mia wondered what it would feel like for Dex to put his hard cock in her ass. Dexter then turned the phone to him and texted Cyndi, What about you? I might have gone out to the parking lot with this hunky blonde guy. No way! Way! What happened? Let's just say, I better use mouthwash before I kiss Chet tonight. Dexter laughed. "Sounds like she is dreaming that the blonde hunk left with her,  instead of the girl with all the cleavage." Mia swallowed hard, She could not believe her friend was lying to her. She did not want Dex in her ass at all! This couldn't be happening. Then Dexter shook her out of her revelry. "Should I forward these messages to my phone and then pass them on to Tom and Chet?" "No, don't do that, Dex." "But the bet was that they were alright with what their wives were doing?" "You win Dex, let them have their fantasy, getting them in trouble with their husbands; isn't going to save my ass." Dexter was smiling the whole way out of the bar. Once they were back in the car, he handed Mia her phone. Mia immediately began texting and mumbling at the same time. Dexter caught some of the mumbles, 'assholes' 'bitches' Mia was not happy. Mia was even more unhappy when Dexter stopped at the 24-hour pharmacy on the way home. "Why are you stopping, Dex?" "I have a bet to collect on, and no time like the present. Get an enema kit; and make sure you get lots of good lube. I read that you need plenty of lube. Also, get some condoms, it's pretty gross down there. " Mia grabbed her purse and left the car. She looked like a convict headed for execution as she entered the store. Mia returned in only a few minutes with a little bag. Nothing more was said on the way home. There was plenty of thinking going on. Mia couldn't believe how her friends had lied to her. They knew she had bet her ass, and they still lied to her! She couldn't believe their bullshit about the Girls' Night. Dex was so right about the veto, and what was appropriate in a marriage. The worst of it was that she didn't even really care about the Girls' Night, it was just her friends pushing her, that made her feel so stupid. Now Mia was wondering if she could talk Dex out of reaming her ass. Dex didn't even like it! Maybe she could do something else to pay the debt? Dexter was also thinking. He was hoping Mia had learned her lesson and wouldn't endanger their marriage again. Dex really hoped she would get rid of her stupid friends; Cyndi and Roxy. However, this would probably blow over eventually, and they would be friends again. Then there was the bet. He didn't have any interest in putting his smearing cock around  in Mia's feces; but that was the bet. Mia certainly had not done anything disrespectful or cheated on him. Yet there was plenty of potential for trouble. He just didn't want anything like this to happen again. They arrived home with Mia carrying her pharmacy bag, like it was going to explode. Dexter wanted to take advantage of the kids being gone, the date had been fun, and he was horny. "Mia, why don't you go get ready, in the bedroom. I'll be there shortly." Mia thought about saying something, but a bet is a bet, and she walked to their bedroom, like it was the gallows. Dexter wanted to let her stew, so he checked the sports scores, answered some emails, and somehow burned up ten minutes. Then he went to their bedroom. Mia was naked and got up on all fours, on their bed. He asshole was glistening with lube. She was looking back at the door with a look that could only be described as pleading. Dexter entered the room and began undressing. "Mia, do you understand how much I don't ever want to share you?" "Yes, Dex, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong idea. I just want you, and only you." "Mia, do you understand how much I love you?" "Yes, Dex, I know you love me more than I deserve, or can imagine." "That's good Mia because I can't even describe how much I love you." Dexter was now naked, and his cock was hard as an iron bar. He picked up a condom package. "Mia, what do you think of Roxy and Cyndi right now?" "I'm so pissed at them right now, that I never want to talk to them again. They just suggest stupid things all the time, like this Girls' Night and that crazy Ponzi scheme, a few years ago. They even do stupid things like that Tiktok challenge. I don't care if I ever see them again." Dexter wasn't so sure about that, as he rolled the condom on his cock never taking his eyes off Mia. Mia was starting to look like she was going to cry. Dexter came in close behind Mia, and she couldn't look anymore. She just put her head down, closed her eyes, and gritted her teeth. Dexter slowly ran his cock down her ass crack from the top until he was lined up with her rosebud. He began to rub her asshole in little circles with the tip of his cock. "Mia, are you ready?" "No, Dex, please be gentle. I know a bet is a bet, but I really don't want this. Please use more lube. Go slow, please." Dexter made a big show of getting the lube and squirting down her crack. He also made sure to lube up his condom. It was at this point that Dexter smelled his wife's arousal. He looked and her pussy was glistening just like her asshole. "Mia, is this turning you on?" "No, well yes, ah no. I had a great night with you, Dex and the kids are away, and that usually means great sex. So, I am excited but not about the anal." Dexter almost laughed, Mia was so worked up about the anal sex, she was sweating and almost hyperventilating. At the same time, she had a great night and wanted him. Time for one more question, "Mia who's the sucker?" "I ah, ugh, ah." Dexter had pulled off the condom and plunged into Mia's aroused cunt. "I am the sucker, Dex. Please, this feels great, but don't torture me any longer, please just get the anal over with." "Mia I'm not putting my cock in there. I think the point has been made without smearing your poop on my cock.  Your cunt is far sexier and feels so right for my cock. You accepted your loss of the bet, let's not have to do that again." "Oh, Dex, you are too good to me. I'm not going to even think of doing anything that might get vetoed, ever again. I'm sorry it got this far, please forgive me?" "Oh, course I forgive you, Mia, however, you really should stay away from those two. They are nothing but trouble." "I hope I never see those bitches again! Some friends they are! Let's forget about them and enjoy each other." "Mia, I love you." "I love you, too Dexter." 3 Months Later. Mia and Dexter were doing very well, but Mia was missing her friends. Cyndi and Roxy were also missing Mia. Their husbands had asked Dexter about why the three women weren't friends anymore, and Dexter had filled them in. Both women were on a very short leash after that. No more Girls' Night for them! Chet was particularly disappointed in Cythia for trying to mislead Mia and hurt her marriage. However, Chet and Tom were enjoying all the extra attention they were receiving from their wives in the bedroom. Tom especially, was loving the blow job festival Roxy was having for him. Yet the two women were upset about what had happened with Mia, and they missed their friend. Good people can do without a bad friend, but bad people do miss the good friend they offended. The husbands knew that there had to be some closure to what happened, so when Chet came up with a plan. Tom and Dexter readily agreed. They would have a BBQ get-together on the following Saturday, at Chet and Cynthia's house. The husbands informed the women about it on Wednesday. "Mia, I know that Cyndi and Roxy really burned you, bad. But you've been friends with them forever, and I think you need more closure than a handful of hate texts." Mia was missing her friends. They had been friends for a very long time. It left a void in Mia's life, and Dexter didn't want the burden of making up for the other voids in her well-balanced life. The way things ended was unfinished, and she did want to speak to them. Yet, she also didn't want to bring it up with Dexter. Now that Dex was bringing it up, Mia was happy to talk about it. "I do miss them, even after what they did, I would like to have some closure with them." "We husbands have organized a BBQ for Saturday. The women don't have to do anything, we are taking care of it. At the appropriate time, we will then sit down and sort out the Girls' Night fiasco." "Thanks for this, Dex. You really are too good to me." "And you are good to me, Mia, let's keep that going." The time before Saturday dragged for Mia, Cynthia, and Roxy. When Dex and Mia arrived at Chet and Cyndi's house, Tom and Roxy were already there. It was awkward for a while, but eventually, with the beers flowing, things lightened up. It was almost like old times. As agreed, no one spoke about the elephant in the room. After supper, Mia was talking with Dexter when she noticed that everyone else was missing from the backyard. "Mia, it's time to get this mess sorted out. You are to go into the living room and listen to what Tom tells you." Mia thought this all was pretty odd. She slowly entered the house, as Dexter sat down on the patio and drank his beer. She was shocked to see Tom standing, and Roxy kneeling over on all fours in the middle of the living room. The nice skirt that she had been wearing was flipped up over her back, and she had no panties on. Mia was shocked, but Tom's voice brought her out of it, "Ok, Mia, here's your chance to settle the score. These two cost you your ass so now you get theirs." Tom held up a strap-on dildo with a harness. "Already for you." Roxy was looking back at Mia and didn't like the smirk she saw. "Wait a minute Tom, I'm sure Roxy told me she likes anal so what is the revenge in me doing her ass?" Tom then held up a paddle, "We thought you might say that, so how about some whacks with this?" Roxy groaned. She knew about the strap-on and was looking forward to getting punished and maybe getting her friend back. This, however did not look like fun. She started to squirm, and Tom put his hand on her shoulder. "Don't even think of moving Roxy, you're going to take what Mia gives you without complaint." Mia stepped forward and took the paddle from Tom's hand. She smiled as she felt the weight of it. She thought about Dex making a big show about getting ready to do her, so she slowly slid the paddle from the top of Roxy's ass to the bottom. She didn't know how much it would hurt, so she didn't swing very hard. Smack! Tom didn't even feel or see Roxy move, "Come on, Mia, no love taps, make it count." Smack! Mia really let Roxy have it, and to her credit, Roxy didn't move or make a noise, but she did feel tears starting to form in her eyes. Mia gave her five more whacks on the ass. Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Roxy let out a whimper, and the tears were flowing freely. Mia looked at Tom. "How about four more for an even 10?" Mia smiled and slowly slid the paddle down Roxy's ass again. Then she gave Roxy four more. Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Roxy collapsed, curled up in a fetal form, in the middle of the living room. Mia had worked up a bit of a sweat. Roxy was sweating and crying profusely. Mia was kind of stunned that she had done it, but the silence was broken again by Tom, "Roxy; are you sorry for misleading Mia, and costing her ass?" "Yes, please, no more. Sorry Mia, we were stupid, Girls' Night is stupid, please forgive me, I miss you?" The whole thing was surreal to Mia, but she helped Roxy up and gave her a hug. "Yes, I forgive you, Roxy, let's just try and forget this ever happened." Roxy was rubbing her sore ass gently; Mia was thinking that she really got off easy with Dex, but Roxy didn't have to know that. "Thank you, Mia, I really am sorry." Tom then handed Mia the strap-on. "Mia, now it's Cyndi's turn. Cyndi doesn't like anal. Please put this on before you go upstairs to their bedroom. You don't have to use it, but Chet would appreciate it if you were wearing it when you entered the room." Mia looked at Tom, Roxy, and the strap-on. She put the harness on over her shorts, and put the dildo in place. She thought it looked quite funny on her; fake phallus bobbing as she walked up the stairs. When she entered the bedroom, Cynthia did not think it looked funny. Cyndi was knelt at the base of the bed, her bare ass sticking up, and holding a pillow in her arms. "No, Chet, Mia! You can't be serious; please let it be something else!" Chet gave his wife a light slap on her ass; "Come on, Cyndi! Stay bent over, get that ass up, I told you to get ready. You knew what was coming. Do you want Mia to do it with no lube?" "No! Please no." and Cyndi grabbed the tube of lube. She squirted some on her hand, then reached between her legs and found her rosebud. She worked it in and arounf, her hand trembling as she completed the prep. As Cynthia frantically prepped her virgin bottom, Chet held up a paddle out of her view. Chet looked at Mia and pointed at the strap-on and then the paddle. Mia held out her hand to take the paddle. Cyndi was now bent over on all fours with her head down biting into the pillow. She was mumbling "please no" over and over again. Mia stepped up and tapped the dildo on her friends butt. "So, Cyndi, was it worth it telling me those stories about your girls' night out? I bet Chet really liked hearing about you using mouthwash after going out to the parking lot with lusty men?" "No, it was all just make-believe to spice it up. No one did anything wrong, it was just a little fantasy." Mia looked at Chet. Chet was not looking happy. "Not much of a joke to me, Cyndi,” Chet barked.  “Telling your friend I was a cuck. I hope she really pounds your ass." You endangered our marriage and humiliated me. But that wasn't enough, was it? You had to destroy the trust in two other marriages. How can you deserve to have girlfriends, if you disregard their marriages?” Cyndi started to shake, "No! please, please! I was so pathetic. I have no excuse. But still, Please! I'm begging don't put that thing in my ass. I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it, I'm sorry, please." Mia slowly traced Cyndi's rosebud with the dildo as Cynthia started to cry. "Cyndi, you could have really fucked up my marriage! That would have been a thousand times worse than letting Dex do my ass, or you getting this hard rod up your ass. You're lucky I've had 3 months to cool off. Otherwise I'd have used a much fatter and longer dildo." "I know Mia, I know. Chet reminds me every day of my fuck up. Please, I'm so sorry, I'll never do anything like that again." I've changed! I have to change. I love my husband, and I love our friendship, Mia.  I'm so, so sorry!” "Well Cyndi, you have to pay for almost ruining my life." Smack! "Oh! shit! fuck! what was that?" "That was a paddle hitting your ass, would you prefer the dildo?" "No, please don't use that dildo! Please use the paddle." Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! These were harder blows than Roxy received. Cynthia was the instigator, and deserving on more severe corrections. Cyndi was now sobbing; she wasn't sure how much it was out of relief for not getting the dildo in her ass; and how much was the pain of the paddle. Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Mia was getting a real charge out of spanking her friend. Her own panties were soaked. She never realized she might be into this. She was just taking a little rest when Chet spoke up again. "So, Cyndi, are you going to try any other new things to ruin anyone's marriage?" "No, Chet. I'm not doing that anymore, I'm happy with the way things are. No more new things." Chet then nodded at Mia, "I don't know Cyndi? Mia better give you a few more reminders." Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Now Cynthia was sobbing uncontrollably from the pain in her ass. She was praying it would be over soon. Nothing had ever hurt so much in her life. When Mia stopped again, the sobbing woman hoped it was over. "Mia, I'm sorry, please forgive me." Mia decided that she had had enough and put the paddle down. "Ok, Cyndi, I forgive you, but just remember if you ever do anything like this again, I will take Chet's advice, and use this dildo on you." And with that, Mia tapped Cynthia's ass with the dildo. Mia then took off the harness and left the room. There was no one in the living room, so she went back outside. Dexter was sitting alone; Mia figured that Roxy and Tom had already left. "Are you feeling better, Mia?" "Yes, Dex; I am, I think they learned their lesson. Can I see them again now?" "Yes, Mia, just no more stupid stuff at all." "Of course, Dex; no more. Cyndi said she's done with that, and Chet will hold her to it." "Good, I'm glad to hear it." "Ah, Dex, can we go home now? I really need you inside me?" Dexter concurred, but was surprised that his lovely wife got aroused by the spankings. He would never figure out women, but it didn't matter he was fairly certain his wife was not going to do anything stupid again, to endanger their marriage. Regardless, he would stay vigilant and keep the communication lines open. Yet for tonight, she was horny. And he was getting lucky. He couldn't complain about that. Based on a post by Farmer Jill, for Literotica.

Betting her Ass. Another look at ‘girls night out.' Based on a post by Farmer Jill. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. It was the usual thing, Dexter and Mia Johnson were married 19 years, and everyone thinks they have it all together. They met at a 4th of July fireworks. The fireworks were over, and it started to rain. Dexter had a coat and Mia didn't. He lent her his and the rest is history. Two kids came along, Allison and Amy. Two good kids, two good jobs, a nice house in the suburbs. Dexter and Mia were more in love now than when they first married. The only thing Dexter could complain about was Mia's friends Cynthia and Roxanne. Cynthia or Cyndi (sounds like sin for a reason) was married to Chet, and they had no children. Cyndi was a beautiful woman. She knew it and used it. Cyndi liked to try new things and always talked about the latest concepts. They weren't always new ideas, but they were new to her, and she spoke about them with passion like a true believer. Cyndi's latest was that the three women should start going out one night a month together, the dreaded girls' night out ( or Girls' Night, for short). Roxanne went by Roxy, and if Cyndi was beautiful, Roxy was gorgeous. She was married to Tom. They had a single child. Roxy wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and usually would get drawn into Cyndi's latest ideas. Sometimes this caused Roxy some grief because she didn't always "get" all the fine details of Cyndi's latest obsession. TikTok trends were an example of this. Cyndi got into a phase of TikTok and never should have told Roxy about "The one chip challenge." Luckily, Roxy only had some bad diarrhea. Thankfully, Tom or Mia usually caught Roxy before she did something really stupid. Dexter was used to laughing as Mia told him about Cyndi's latest and greatest but when the topic of a girl's night out came up he did not laugh. "Mia I'm not sure if you're asking me if you can go or just telling me about it but it's a hard no." Mia was taken aback, Dexter had hard lines, but she hadn't been near one in a while. "Dex, what do you mean, hard no? Cyndi said that this could be good for a marriage. I also don't like you saying hard no, you can't order me around." "Mia, when we got married, we committed to one another. That means we have a veto over the other person. In my mind, it means that each person should know what would be a veto thing to the other and therefore not do it in the first place, or in other words, use a self-veto. Let me give you a real-world example. 3 weeks ago, all of the guys were going to the stripper bar after work because Davis was getting married. I didn't think you would like me to go to a stripper bar. I also didn't think it was appropriate for me to go. I imposed a veto on myself and told them I wasn't going. I gave Tony $50 bucks to buy a round on me, and I came home. Maybe you would have said yes, maybe you wouldn't care but I don't think it is appropriate behavior for me, your husband. If I had of wanted to go and asked you and you said no, I would not have gone and respected your veto." Mia spent some time digesting Dexter's words. Part of the reason they had such a good marriage is because they talked things out. Mia also remembered a few times when Cyndi's schemes had almost cost them money before Dexter pointed out the flaws. "Dex I wasn't sure if I was going to ask you if I could go along, but now I don't have to. I am not going but I am interested to see if what Cyndi think's it will achieve will actually happen." "Mia I love you more than anything, and I'm glad you aren't going to go with Cyndi and Roxy. I would also be interested to hear about whether or not it pans out like Cyndi thinks." Dexter never wanted to close the door on communication. Moreover, he knew he had been kind of harsh and didn't want Mia to think him as a bully. He was not changing his mind however, about the Girls' Night. Dexter was also taking nothing for granted and was going to talk to Chet and Tom as soon as possible. Three days later while they were eating supper, Mia told Dexter about Cyndi and Roxy's Girls' Night the night before. Mia was pretty excited. "Umm, Dex; Cyndi and Roxy went out last night, Thursday's is lady's night at Maxi's. They told me it was great." Dexter pondered for a moment, something about Maxi's was out there that he couldn't remember. Then it came to him. "Isn't Maxi's like a pickup bar?" "I'm not sure about that, but it is the happ'n place to be in this town. Cyndi said that Chet didn't know what hit him when she got home. Roxy said that Tom liked how rejuvenated she was. So far, this seems to be working like they said." Mia knew better than to push any harder about the Girls' Night and going with her friends. She definitely wanted to go with them, but Dexter said no, and it wasn't worth a big fight. The following Wednesday Dexter met up with Chet and Tom for a beer. After beers were ordered, Dexter got to the point. "Thanks for coming, Chet and Tom. I really appreciate you coming out to speak with me. I was wondering about your wives and them going out together once a month." Chet laughed, "Yes, the good'ole girl's night out. Cyndi's latest thing. What would you like to know?" "It seems your wives have been telling my wife Mia about how great it is. Specifically, that it has made a difference in the bedroom." Now Tom laughed, "That's a laugh, Roxy came home the first time all hot and bothered and wanted to get it on. She was all worked up. I said No thanks. I told her that I had no interest in being the vicarious recipient of her lust for other guys. She wasn't happy about that, and tried to deny it. I told her that once she was truly excited for me, lusting for me, then I would be available. She was shocked that I turned her down for sex. The girls went out on Thursday, and by Saturday, she was all over me, once the kid went to bed. Sure, it was great, but I think there was some left-over lust from Thursday that reduced it from awesome." Chet had taken a different approach, "That's a good idea, but it's not what I did. Instead, on the Wednesday night before, I took Cyndi to bed right after supper and gave her my best. By the time we fell asleep, I was worn out. When she came home the next night from her Girls' Night, I pretended to be asleep; so any amorous intentions she might have had, didn't get fulfilled." Dexter tried to match up what the husbands said, with what their wives told Mia. Then Chet continued, "What about you Dex? Why isn't Mia going with our wives to the Girls' Night?" "I told her no. I told her that we had veto rights over the other's actions, and I didn't want her to go. I told her I saw no benefit, only a downside." Tom was impressed, "That's what I should have done. Sorry Chet, but Cyndi tends to lead Roxy down the garden path. Anyways it made me sit down with Roxy and have a serious conversation about fidelity; and that if she did anything that didn't pass the husband test we're done. What did Mia specifically say they told her?" "She said that your wife was rejuvenated by the experience; and that Chet didn't know what hit him." Chet laughed louder, "I think that Cyndi got that confused; she said that to me, after I wore her out on Wednesday. She said, What got into you? I don't know what hit me.' She liked our Wednesdays before her Girls' Night, at least that's what she told me. So, I guess in a way it is good for us, but frankly I've never complained about the sex with Cyndi, anyways." Tom looked confused, "Rejuvenated, is not the word I would use, but it sort of works. Roxy, before this Girls' Night thing wasn't initiating very much, but now she did. Not that she turned me down very often, when I initiated. But you know, it's nice when they come after you for a change." Dexter was feeling much better about things after he left the bar. Chet and Tom seemed to have things well-in-hand. Mia said nothing about the Girls' Night for the next couple of months, but her friends wouldn't let it go, that she wasn't coming. Cyndi especially wanted to get Mia to come. Cyndi had discovered something called the hotwife lifestyle that she wanted to couple with the Girls' Night. She called Mia and invited her out for coffee on the Monday before the women were having another Thursday Girls' Night. Cyndi was already seated when Mia arrived. "Hi Cyndi, what's so important that we have to meet for coffee today?" "Oh, Mia! There's so much to tell you. But first I have to ask, can you remind me why don't you come to our girls' night out?" Mia was a little embarrassed about this. She had told Cyndi and Roxy she wasn't interested; she didn't want to tell them that Dexter said no. "I'm just not interested Cyndi; it's not my thing." "Come on, Mia! It's loads of fun. It makes a girl feel young and wanted, desired even." "Dex wants me, I'm certain he desires me, I don't need anyone else for that." "Come on Mia, you aren't even a little bit interested in seeing what happens? Maybe Roxy and I are doing things there, that have really spiced things up in the bedroom." Truthfully, Mia was very interested in being part of the Girls' Night. She tried to keep the eagerness under control, and out of her tone, "What kind of things have you two been doing?" "Oh, a few little things that might not pass the husband test. But don't worry; Chet's fully on board and is reaping the results." Mia was shocked. Chet was okay with this? "Sure, he is. It gets him right worked up that we're out flirting and things. He especially likes it when I come home and give him the details." If Mia had a fault, it was being too trusting. If Cyndi was telling her this, it must be true. This just made Mia want to go to the next Girls' Night, all the more. "Wow, well, I can talk to Dex about it. I'll see what he thinks." Cyndi saw an opening and drove in the wedge, "What about what he thinks? Aren't you your own boss? Does he think he can order you around, and tell you what to do? I thought Dex was a good guy? Now you're telling me he's some kind of dinosaur. Next time we all get together, I'm going to have a talk with him." That was the last thing Mia wanted: Cyndi talking to Dex about this. She also didn't want Cyndi to think she was under Dexter's thumb. "Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm good to go with you guys; but I am going to run it by Dex." Cynthia held off talking about anything else. She figured she had pushed hard enough, for now. If Mia came on Thursday, she could tell her about the hot-wife thing, then. That night, after the kids went to bed, Mia and Dexter were on the sofa watching TV. Mia really wanted to go out to the Girls' Night on Thursday and decided she had better talk to Dex, sooner rather than later. "Dex, you know how we spoke about me going on a Girls' Night a while back? You told me about your veto, and I've been thinking about that. If the President uses the veto, the Senate and House can override it, but if that doesn't work then the congress can try again. I'm not interested in overriding your veto, but I would like to discuss it again." "Sure Mia, we can discuss it again. Good communication is one of the keys to a happy marriage. What has changed with Cyndi and Roxy, and their Girls' Night, which is going to convince me not to use my veto?" "Cyndi told me that She and Chet are really reaping the rewards of this, in the bedroom. She said he gets very worked up. Roxy told me that She and Tom are the same. This has really spiced things up for them." "Mia, are you telling me that you aren't enjoying our loving? I thought we kept it pretty exciting? It wasn't too long ago you told me it was spectacular. What sorts of things could happen on a Girls' Night, that we couldn't do together?" "Cyndi says that there is flirting and other things that they do when they are out that might not pass the husband test, but Chet and Tom are on board with it, and it is ramping things up in the bedroom." Dexter was stunned. Chet and Tom were good with that? No way. "Mia, there is no way that Chet and Tom are good with their wives fooling around on their Girls' Night." "No Dex it's true, Cyndi told me, and Roxy confirmed it." "Ok Mia, how about this then. We have a bet about this. I bet that Chet and Tom are not on board with their wives doing things with other men, that would not pass the husband test." Mia was sure that she could win this bet; she would make the wager, and then she could go out to the Girls' Night. "What kind of bet are we talking about, Dex? What would you want to bet, the loser does dishes for the week? Something like that?" "No Mia. I want weekly anal sex if I win, what do you want if you win?" Mia was flabbergasted. Dexter had never shown any interest in anal sex and the thought of it disgusted her. "I thought you weren't interested in that, Dex, has something changed?" "No change, but when you lose, I want you to remember this for a long time." Mia said nothing, but pulled out her phone and started texting. A flurry of texts later Mia was ready to respond. "Ok Dex, I think this is a sucker bet; but when you lose I get to go out to a Girls' Night with Cyndi and Roxy. I just texted with them, and you are definitely going to lose. You can back out if you like." Dexter shook hands with his wife to confirm the bet. Then Mia wanted to show him the texts. "We can settle this right now, Dex, look at my phone you can read the texts." "No thanks, we will settle this thing properly. Your friends might be bending the truth." "Cyndi said you would say that. She also said that Chet is embarrassed and doesn't want to talk about it. If you ask him, she said he would deny everything to protect his ego." "That Cyndithia sure knows everything. I guess we will just have to independently confirm what she says." "If we can't call Chet because he won't give us a straight answer, what do you propose Dex?" "I'll tell you Thursday Mia. Don't look so glum. I know you want to go on this Girls' Night, but you can certainly wait at least another week. If it's such an easy bet like you think, your friends would probably do it again next week." Tuesday and Wednesday dragged slowly for Mia. Dexter not so much. He was counting on ego's to prove him right. Perhaps it should be said; he was betting on egos to prove him right. There was just no way that Chet and Tom would change their minds. Fantasies are one thing, but what guy would actually want their wife to come home all revved up from being with someone else? This whole Girls' Night thing was like letting a serpent into the garden. On Thursday, Mia came home from work to find Dexter already home. "Hi, are you ready to go out on a date, my love?" "Ah, sure, Dex. Where are we going? and where are the kids?" "Your parents have the kids, and we are going out to supper and then to a club. You need to put on these new work clothes I bought you and put this wig on." Dex had gone to the local college and borrowed really good wigs. Mia took her wig, she was brunette, tonight she would be a blonde. Dex the blonde was going to have black hair and a moustache. They both would wear glasses. Mia figured they were playing dress up for a reason, she just couldn't figure out why. "To settle our bet, we are going to first go out for supper like two businesspeople away from home, and then we are going for a drink at Maxi's. While there, we are going to see what your friends get up to, on their Girls' Night. Phone, please." Mia watched Dexter put her phone in his suit jacket pocket. He put his own in the pocket on the other side. Mia believed that this idea seemed reasonable. Dex would see with his own eyes, what Cyndi and Roxy were up to, and she could go next time, simple as that. It was also kind of fun dressing up in a disguise. The wigs were good quality, and when Mia looked in the mirror with the glasses, she indeed looked like a businesswoman. Dex certainly looked like a businessman too; one that Cyndi and Roxy were unlikely to recognize. Dinner was great. Mia was enjoying her date with Dex. She reflected on the whole Girls' Night thing. What was the big deal? She had such a good time with Dex, isn't that why you get married? Girls' Night is for single women looking to meet someone, not married ones looking to have a happy life. It is one thing to go out once or twice a year with your gal pals to a concert or a birthday party, but every month or every few weeks, this seemed counterproductive. That was time spent away from the person you supposedly wanted to spend your life with. This said, Mia was definitely wondering what Cyndi and Roxy would be up to at Maxi's. Dexter and Mia arrived at Maxi's at 9 pm. It was fairly busy, being ladies' night with cheap drinks for the women. There were plenty of guys there, too; as could be expected. Dexter found them a nice table with a good view, but somewhat out of the way. They had been there only a few minutes when Cyndi and Roxy arrived. After getting drinks, the two women found a table in a main traffic zone. They both were dressed to impress but not slutty. After an hour, Mia was starting to get worried about who was the sucker in this bet. Cyndi and Roxy had been up to dance together and with only a couple of guys. Nothing even remotely risqué had happened. No one bought them drinks, no one sat down with them. They didn't go sit with anyone else. Dexter noticed Cyndi dancing with a very good-looking blonde guy. He never asked her again and soon zeroed in on a very big-chested blonde woman. Dex watched them leave together at 10:45. At 11 pm, Dexter went to the bar to get them a drink as the bartender looked momentarily not busy. "A draft and a white wine, please?" "Sure, coming right up." It was a quick order, Dexter paid and then decided to ask a question. he pointed to Cyndi and Roxy, "Those two in the green and blue dresses, are they regulars?" "I guess you could call them that, but I would call them cock teases." "What do you mean?" "Oh, they are a couple of married women on the prowl; to get amped up for their husbands, but that's it. You look like you're here on business and if you want to hook up with some married slut that are the real deal, try that one over there." The bartender pointed to a solitary woman just coming back from the washroom. She had on a slutty Little black dress, and Dex had noticed she received plenty of attention. Motioning back to Cyndi and Roxy. "So, is that why those two aren't getting the same amount of attention as the one you pointed out, in the black dress?" "Absolutely!, The regulars here know they are wasting their time and effort, so ignore them, it's only the new guys who give them a try but soon learn." The bartender got busy, and Dexter went back to Mia. He didn't share this new information with Mia, let her stew. At 11:45 Roxy and Cyndi looked like they might be getting ready to go so Dexter pulled out Mia's phone. He pulled his chair in closer to Mia and asked her to text Cyndi about how the night was going. Hey Cyndi! How's the night out?" Amazing! Tell me more. Met some great guys! Really? What were they like? Are you still with them? What are you doing? Roxy's still with one now. What! Yes, she's making out with this gorgeous Black guy. Dexter looked at Mia, Mia looked at Roxy, who was sitting at the table watching Cyndi text. Dexter then looked around. "Do you think Cyndi is pretending Roxy is with that Black guy over there? The one kissing what looks to be his girlfriend or wife?" Mia looked over at the couple that had arrived about half an hour ago. They had been all over one another since they arrived. Neither Cyndi nor Roxy had danced with him or even been close to him. Mia wondered what it would feel like for Dex to put his hard cock in her ass. Dexter then turned the phone to him and texted Cyndi, What about you? I might have gone out to the parking lot with this hunky blonde guy. No way! Way! What happened? Let's just say, I better use mouthwash before I kiss Chet tonight. Dexter laughed. "Sounds like she is dreaming that the blonde hunk left with her,  instead of the girl with all the cleavage." Mia swallowed hard, She could not believe her friend was lying to her. She did not want Dex in her ass at all! This couldn't be happening. Then Dexter shook her out of her revelry. "Should I forward these messages to my phone and then pass them on to Tom and Chet?" "No, don't do that, Dex." "But the bet was that they were alright with what their wives were doing?" "You win Dex, let them have their fantasy, getting them in trouble with their husbands; isn't going to save my ass." Dexter was smiling the whole way out of the bar. Once they were back in the car, he handed Mia her phone. Mia immediately began texting and mumbling at the same time. Dexter caught some of the mumbles, 'assholes' 'bitches' Mia was not happy. Mia was even more unhappy when Dexter stopped at the 24-hour pharmacy on the way home. "Why are you stopping, Dex?" "I have a bet to collect on, and no time like the present. Get an enema kit; and make sure you get lots of good lube. I read that you need plenty of lube. Also, get some condoms, it's pretty gross down there. " Mia grabbed her purse and left the car. She looked like a convict headed for execution as she entered the store. Mia returned in only a few minutes with a little bag. Nothing more was said on the way home. There was plenty of thinking going on. Mia couldn't believe how her friends had lied to her. They knew she had bet her ass, and they still lied to her! She couldn't believe their bullshit about the Girls' Night. Dex was so right about the veto, and what was appropriate in a marriage. The worst of it was that she didn't even really care about the Girls' Night, it was just her friends pushing her, that made her feel so stupid. Now Mia was wondering if she could talk Dex out of reaming her ass. Dex didn't even like it! Maybe she could do something else to pay the debt? Dexter was also thinking. He was hoping Mia had learned her lesson and wouldn't endanger their marriage again. Dex really hoped she would get rid of her stupid friends; Cyndi and Roxy. However, this would probably blow over eventually, and they would be friends again. Then there was the bet. He didn't have any interest in putting his smearing cock around  in Mia's feces; but that was the bet. Mia certainly had not done anything disrespectful or cheated on him. Yet there was plenty of potential for trouble. He just didn't want anything like this to happen again. They arrived home with Mia carrying her pharmacy bag, like it was going to explode. Dexter wanted to take advantage of the kids being gone, the date had been fun, and he was horny. "Mia, why don't you go get ready, in the bedroom. I'll be there shortly." Mia thought about saying something, but a bet is a bet, and she walked to their bedroom, like it was the gallows. Dexter wanted to let her stew, so he checked the sports scores, answered some emails, and somehow burned up ten minutes. Then he went to their bedroom. Mia was naked and got up on all fours, on their bed. He asshole was glistening with lube. She was looking back at the door with a look that could only be described as pleading. Dexter entered the room and began undressing. "Mia, do you understand how much I don't ever want to share you?" "Yes, Dex, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong idea. I just want you, and only you." "Mia, do you understand how much I love you?" "Yes, Dex, I know you love me more than I deserve, or can imagine." "That's good Mia because I can't even describe how much I love you." Dexter was now naked, and his cock was hard as an iron bar. He picked up a condom package. "Mia, what do you think of Roxy and Cyndi right now?" "I'm so pissed at them right now, that I never want to talk to them again. They just suggest stupid things all the time, like this Girls' Night and that crazy Ponzi scheme, a few years ago. They even do stupid things like that Tiktok challenge. I don't care if I ever see them again." Dexter wasn't so sure about that, as he rolled the condom on his cock never taking his eyes off Mia. Mia was starting to look like she was going to cry. Dexter came in close behind Mia, and she couldn't look anymore. She just put her head down, closed her eyes, and gritted her teeth. Dexter slowly ran his cock down her ass crack from the top until he was lined up with her rosebud. He began to rub her asshole in little circles with the tip of his cock. "Mia, are you ready?" "No, Dex, please be gentle. I know a bet is a bet, but I really don't want this. Please use more lube. Go slow, please." Dexter made a big show of getting the lube and squirting down her crack. He also made sure to lube up his condom. It was at this point that Dexter smelled his wife's arousal. He looked and her pussy was glistening just like her asshole. "Mia, is this turning you on?" "No, well yes, ah no. I had a great night with you, Dex and the kids are away, and that usually means great sex. So, I am excited but not about the anal." Dexter almost laughed, Mia was so worked up about the anal sex, she was sweating and almost hyperventilating. At the same time, she had a great night and wanted him. Time for one more question, "Mia who's the sucker?" "I ah, ugh, ah." Dexter had pulled off the condom and plunged into Mia's aroused cunt. "I am the sucker, Dex. Please, this feels great, but don't torture me any longer, please just get the anal over with." "Mia I'm not putting my cock in there. I think the point has been made without smearing your poop on my cock.  Your cunt is far sexier and feels so right for my cock. You accepted your loss of the bet, let's not have to do that again." "Oh, Dex, you are too good to me. I'm not going to even think of doing anything that might get vetoed, ever again. I'm sorry it got this far, please forgive me?" "Oh, course I forgive you, Mia, however, you really should stay away from those two. They are nothing but trouble." "I hope I never see those bitches again! Some friends they are! Let's forget about them and enjoy each other." "Mia, I love you." "I love you, too Dexter." 3 Months Later. Mia and Dexter were doing very well, but Mia was missing her friends. Cyndi and Roxy were also missing Mia. Their husbands had asked Dexter about why the three women weren't friends anymore, and Dexter had filled them in. Both women were on a very short leash after that. No more Girls' Night for them! Chet was particularly disappointed in Cythia for trying to mislead Mia and hurt her marriage. However, Chet and Tom were enjoying all the extra attention they were receiving from their wives in the bedroom. Tom especially, was loving the blow job festival Roxy was having for him. Yet the two women were upset about what had happened with Mia, and they missed their friend. Good people can do without a bad friend, but bad people do miss the good friend they offended. The husbands knew that there had to be some closure to what happened, so when Chet came up with a plan. Tom and Dexter readily agreed. They would have a BBQ get-together on the following Saturday, at Chet and Cynthia's house. The husbands informed the women about it on Wednesday. "Mia, I know that Cyndi and Roxy really burned you, bad. But you've been friends with them forever, and I think you need more closure than a handful of hate texts." Mia was missing her friends. They had been friends for a very long time. It left a void in Mia's life, and Dexter didn't want the burden of making up for the other voids in her well-balanced life. The way things ended was unfinished, and she did want to speak to them. Yet, she also didn't want to bring it up with Dexter. Now that Dex was bringing it up, Mia was happy to talk about it. "I do miss them, even after what they did, I would like to have some closure with them." "We husbands have organized a BBQ for Saturday. The women don't have to do anything, we are taking care of it. At the appropriate time, we will then sit down and sort out the Girls' Night fiasco." "Thanks for this, Dex. You really are too good to me." "And you are good to me, Mia, let's keep that going." The time before Saturday dragged for Mia, Cynthia, and Roxy. When Dex and Mia arrived at Chet and Cyndi's house, Tom and Roxy were already there. It was awkward for a while, but eventually, with the beers flowing, things lightened up. It was almost like old times. As agreed, no one spoke about the elephant in the room. After supper, Mia was talking with Dexter when she noticed that everyone else was missing from the backyard. "Mia, it's time to get this mess sorted out. You are to go into the living room and listen to what Tom tells you." Mia thought this all was pretty odd. She slowly entered the house, as Dexter sat down on the patio and drank his beer. She was shocked to see Tom standing, and Roxy kneeling over on all fours in the middle of the living room. The nice skirt that she had been wearing was flipped up over her back, and she had no panties on. Mia was shocked, but Tom's voice brought her out of it, "Ok, Mia, here's your chance to settle the score. These two cost you your ass so now you get theirs." Tom held up a strap-on dildo with a harness. "Already for you." Roxy was looking back at Mia and didn't like the smirk she saw. "Wait a minute Tom, I'm sure Roxy told me she likes anal so what is the revenge in me doing her ass?" Tom then held up a paddle, "We thought you might say that, so how about some whacks with this?" Roxy groaned. She knew about the strap-on and was looking forward to getting punished and maybe getting her friend back. This, however did not look like fun. She started to squirm, and Tom put his hand on her shoulder. "Don't even think of moving Roxy, you're going to take what Mia gives you without complaint." Mia stepped forward and took the paddle from Tom's hand. She smiled as she felt the weight of it. She thought about Dex making a big show about getting ready to do her, so she slowly slid the paddle from the top of Roxy's ass to the bottom. She didn't know how much it would hurt, so she didn't swing very hard. Smack! Tom didn't even feel or see Roxy move, "Come on, Mia, no love taps, make it count." Smack! Mia really let Roxy have it, and to her credit, Roxy didn't move or make a noise, but she did feel tears starting to form in her eyes. Mia gave her five more whacks on the ass. Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Roxy let out a whimper, and the tears were flowing freely. Mia looked at Tom. "How about four more for an even 10?" Mia smiled and slowly slid the paddle down Roxy's ass again. Then she gave Roxy four more. Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Roxy collapsed, curled up in a fetal form, in the middle of the living room. Mia had worked up a bit of a sweat. Roxy was sweating and crying profusely. Mia was kind of stunned that she had done it, but the silence was broken again by Tom, "Roxy; are you sorry for misleading Mia, and costing her ass?" "Yes, please, no more. Sorry Mia, we were stupid, Girls' Night is stupid, please forgive me, I miss you?" The whole thing was surreal to Mia, but she helped Roxy up and gave her a hug. "Yes, I forgive you, Roxy, let's just try and forget this ever happened." Roxy was rubbing her sore ass gently; Mia was thinking that she really got off easy with Dex, but Roxy didn't have to know that. "Thank you, Mia, I really am sorry." Tom then handed Mia the strap-on. "Mia, now it's Cyndi's turn. Cyndi doesn't like anal. Please put this on before you go upstairs to their bedroom. You don't have to use it, but Chet would appreciate it if you were wearing it when you entered the room." Mia looked at Tom, Roxy, and the strap-on. She put the harness on over her shorts, and put the dildo in place. She thought it looked quite funny on her; fake phallus bobbing as she walked up the stairs. When she entered the bedroom, Cynthia did not think it looked funny. Cyndi was knelt at the base of the bed, her bare ass sticking up, and holding a pillow in her arms. "No, Chet, Mia! You can't be serious; please let it be something else!" Chet gave his wife a light slap on her ass; "Come on, Cyndi! Stay bent over, get that ass up, I told you to get ready. You knew what was coming. Do you want Mia to do it with no lube?" "No! Please no." and Cyndi grabbed the tube of lube. She squirted some on her hand, then reached between her legs and found her rosebud. She worked it in and arounf, her hand trembling as she completed the prep. As Cynthia frantically prepped her virgin bottom, Chet held up a paddle out of her view. Chet looked at Mia and pointed at the strap-on and then the paddle. Mia held out her hand to take the paddle. Cyndi was now bent over on all fours with her head down biting into the pillow. She was mumbling "please no" over and over again. Mia stepped up and tapped the dildo on her friends butt. "So, Cyndi, was it worth it telling me those stories about your girls' night out? I bet Chet really liked hearing about you using mouthwash after going out to the parking lot with lusty men?" "No, it was all just make-believe to spice it up. No one did anything wrong, it was just a little fantasy." Mia looked at Chet. Chet was not looking happy. "Not much of a joke to me, Cyndi,” Chet barked.  “Telling your friend I was a cuck. I hope she really pounds your ass." You endangered our marriage and humiliated me. But that wasn't enough, was it? You had to destroy the trust in two other marriages. How can you deserve to have girlfriends, if you disregard their marriages?” Cyndi started to shake, "No! please, please! I was so pathetic. I have no excuse. But still, Please! I'm begging don't put that thing in my ass. I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it, I'm sorry, please." Mia slowly traced Cyndi's rosebud with the dildo as Cynthia started to cry. "Cyndi, you could have really fucked up my marriage! That would have been a thousand times worse than letting Dex do my ass, or you getting this hard rod up your ass. You're lucky I've had 3 months to cool off. Otherwise I'd have used a much fatter and longer dildo." "I know Mia, I know. Chet reminds me every day of my fuck up. Please, I'm so sorry, I'll never do anything like that again." I've changed! I have to change. I love my husband, and I love our friendship, Mia.  I'm so, so sorry!” "Well Cyndi, you have to pay for almost ruining my life." Smack! "Oh! shit! fuck! what was that?" "That was a paddle hitting your ass, would you prefer the dildo?" "No, please don't use that dildo! Please use the paddle." Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! These were harder blows than Roxy received. Cynthia was the instigator, and deserving on more severe corrections. Cyndi was now sobbing; she wasn't sure how much it was out of relief for not getting the dildo in her ass; and how much was the pain of the paddle. Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Mia was getting a real charge out of spanking her friend. Her own panties were soaked. She never realized she might be into this. She was just taking a little rest when Chet spoke up again. "So, Cyndi, are you going to try any other new things to ruin anyone's marriage?" "No, Chet. I'm not doing that anymore, I'm happy with the way things are. No more new things." Chet then nodded at Mia, "I don't know Cyndi? Mia better give you a few more reminders." Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Now Cynthia was sobbing uncontrollably from the pain in her ass. She was praying it would be over soon. Nothing had ever hurt so much in her life. When Mia stopped again, the sobbing woman hoped it was over. "Mia, I'm sorry, please forgive me." Mia decided that she had had enough and put the paddle down. "Ok, Cyndi, I forgive you, but just remember if you ever do anything like this again, I will take Chet's advice, and use this dildo on you." And with that, Mia tapped Cynthia's ass with the dildo. Mia then took off the harness and left the room. There was no one in the living room, so she went back outside. Dexter was sitting alone; Mia figured that Roxy and Tom had already left. "Are you feeling better, Mia?" "Yes, Dex; I am, I think they learned their lesson. Can I see them again now?" "Yes, Mia, just no more stupid stuff at all." "Of course, Dex; no more. Cyndi said she's done with that, and Chet will hold her to it." "Good, I'm glad to hear it." "Ah, Dex, can we go home now? I really need you inside me?" Dexter concurred, but was surprised that his lovely wife got aroused by the spankings. He would never figure out women, but it didn't matter he was fairly certain his wife was not going to do anything stupid again, to endanger their marriage. Regardless, he would stay vigilant and keep the communication lines open. Yet for tonight, she was horny. And he was getting lucky. He couldn't complain about that. Based on a post by Farmer Jill, for Literotica.

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Twocolors, Safri Duo, Chris De Sarandy - Head Above Water (Record Mix) 38. Alle Farben, Graham Candy, Lahos - Flowers (Record Mix) 39. Keanu Silva, Don Diablo - King of My Castle (Record Mix) 40. Nicky Romero - All Night Long 41. Junior Jack - Stupidisco (Record Mix) 42. Hypaton, David Guetta, La Bouche - Be My Lover (Record Mix) 43. Lost Culture, Morfi, Carine - Lean On (Record Mix) 44. Topcover - First Day (Record Mix) 45. Richard Grey - At Night (Record Mix) 46. Alok, Gryffin, Julia Church - Never Letting Go (Record Mix) 47. Empire Of The Sun, Tony Romera - Walking on a dream (Record Mix) 48. Misha Miller, Alexvelea, Bodega - Bam Bam (Record Mix) 49. Ofenbach - Be Mine (Record Mix) 50. Mr. Belt & Wezol, Rscl - Opened Up My Soul 51. Block & Crown, Daisy - Mr Vain (Record Mix) 52. Armin Van Buuren - Es Vedra (Record Mix) 53. Hugel, Topic, Arash, Daecolm - I Adore You (Record Mix) 54. Crazibiza - Fresh (Record Mix) 55. Alesso, Calvin Harris - Under Control (Record Mix) 56. Alesso, Calvin Harris - Under Control (Record Mix) 57. Albert Brite - Wild (Record Mix) 58. Thomas Gold - Pump Up The Jam (Record Mix) 59. Lady Gaga, Dj Dark - The Dead Dance (Record Mix) 60. Gamuel Sori, Lovespeake, Amice - Us (Record Mix) 61. Shouse, Cub Sport - Only You (Record Mix) 62. Vanco, Aya - Ma Tnsani (Yalla Habibi) (Record Mix) 63. Dj Louis - Let Me Blow Ya Mind 64. Tujamo, Azteck, Inna - Freak (Record Mix) 65. Sean Paul, Odd Mob - Get Busy 66. Tiesto, Kshmr, Vassy - Secrets (Record Mix) 67. David Guetta, Cedric Gervais - If A Better World (Record Mix) 68. Ian Carey, Michelle Shellers, Manyfew, Joe Stone - Keep On Rising (Record Mix) 69. Felix, Charlotte Haining, Switch Disco - I Found You (Record Mix) 70. Coldplay, Avicii - A Sky Full of Stars (Record Mix) 71. Marc Korn, Danny Suko, Heart Fx - Every Breath You Take (Record Mix) 72. Afrojack, Aloe Blacc - In My World (Record Mix) 73. Dj Kuba, Neitan, Bounce Inc. - Watch Out (Record Mix) 74. Cassian, Yotto, Da Hool - Love Parade (Record Mix) 75. Phao, Kaiz - 2 Phut Hon (Record Mix) 76. Akcent, Sera, Misha Miller - Don't Leave (Kylie) (Record Mix) 77. Relanium, Deen West - Leel Lost (Record Mix) 78. Melsen - Be Your Lover 79. Pete Tong, Roro, Jules Buckley, The Essential Orchest - Rhythm Of The Night (Record Mix) 80. Fisher - Losing It (Record Mix) 81. Huntr-X, Ejae, Audrey Nuna, Rei Ami, Dj Dark - Golden (Record Mix) 82. New World Sound, J2, Sara Phillips - Outta My Head (Record Mix) 83. Zerb, Ty Dolla $Ign, Wiz Khalifa - Location (Record Mix) 84. Global Deejays, Jenia Smile, Ser Twister - The Sound Of San Francisco (Record Mix) 85. Oneil, Kanvise, Murana - Redlight (Record Mix) 86. Rue Jay - I Want Your Love 87. Lunax, Mia Amare - Sweet Harmony (Record Mix) 88. Duke Dumont - Won't Look Back (Record Mix) 89. One-T, Ywy, Nika - The Way To Love (Record Mix) 90. Nicky Romero, Giacobbi, Fatboi - Move It (Record Mix) 91. Gorgon City, Mk - There for You (Record Mix) 92. Alok, Ella Eyre, Kenny Dope, Never Dull - Deep Down (Record Mix) 93. Lana Del Rey, Kevin Blanc - Young & Beautiful (Record Mix) 94. Oliver Heldens, Ian Asher, Sergio Mendes - Mas Que Nada 95. Doechii, Dj Dark - Anxiety (Record Mix) 96. Diplo, Miguel - Don't Forget My Love (Record Mix) 97. Noizu - Summer 91 (Looking Back) (Record Mix) 98. Calvin Harris, Ellie Goulding - Outside (Record Mix) 99. Alis Shuka, Byjoelmichael - Not About Us (Record Mix) 100. Robin Schulz, Cyril, Sam Martin - World Gone Wild (Record Mix) 101. Titov - Philosophy (Record Mix) 102. Martin Jensen, Fastboy - One Day (Record Mix) 103. Bob Sinclar - Cruel Summer (Record Mix) 104. Adam Port, Stryv, Malachii, Switch Disco - Move (Record Mix) 105. Aaron Smith, Luvli, Krono - Dancin' (Record Mix) 106. Goodboys, Nu Aspect, Avaion - Blindspot (Record Mix) 107. Max Oazo - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (Record Mix) 108. Saint Jhn, Imanbek - Roses (Record Mix) 109. Block & Crown - Mr DJ Give Me More 110. David Zowie - House Every Weekend (Record Mix) 111. Dj Snake, Bipolar Sunshine - Paradise (Record Mix) 112. Bassjackers, Kshmr, Sirah - Memories (Record Mix) 113. Kddk, Alex Alta - 1&2 (Record Mix) 114. Fast Boy, Topic - Forget You (Record Mix) 115. Garas, Eugenio Fico - Perfect 116. David Guetta - Family Affair (Dance For Me) (Record Mix) 117. Showtek, Smack, Sam Gray - Take My Heart Away (Record Mix) 118. Sakko, Jibaro - Carnival (Record Mix) 119. Galwaro, Lizot, Gabry Ponte - Like a Prayer (Record Mix) 120. Don Diablo, R3Hab, Neeka - Disco Marathon 121. Tony Igy - Cascade (Record Mix) 122. Felix Jaehn, Sarah Barrios - Now's A Good Time To Be (Record Mix) 123. Galantis - Runaway (U & I) (Record Mix) 124. Jerome Robins, Karsten Sollors - Don't Stop The Music (Record Mix) 125. Faros - Say It Right (Record Mix) 126. Adam Lambert - Ghost Town (Record Mix) 127. Claptone, Sea Girls, Henry Camamile - Put Your Love On Me 128. Calvin Harris, Rag'N'Bone Man - Giant (Record Mix) 129. Kris Kross Amsterdam, Eyelar - Mr. Lie To Me (Record Mix) 130. Killteq, D.Hash, Vallhee - I Like It (Record Mix) 131. Afrojack, Aloe Blacc - In My World 132. Dj Dimixer, Favia - One of Us (Record Mix) 133. Cedric Gervais, Nile Rodgers - We Are Family (Record Mix) 134. Filatov & Karas - Au Au (Record Mix) 135. Alok, Jess Glynne - Summer's Back (Record Mix) 136. Eric Prydz - Proper Education (Record Mix) 137. Arei, Dj Lev - Du Hast (Record Mix) 138. Feder, Emmi - Blind (Record Mix) 139. Zerb, Sofiya Nzau - Mwaki (Record Mix)

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Scarlett Hampton is mentally ill and as dumb as they come, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t deserve to be happy. She is surrounded by people without her best interests in mind, including her friend Keanu who seems to be turning a blind eye to her living situation with an apparent chronic abuser named Matt Mead. What unfolded on a recent stream seems unhinged and building towards a nightmare scenario. Michael Ray Bower has thoughts on the Dabbleverse and seems to hint that Patrick may be the one who sent him highly illegal material.

Al and Codey talk about the Wholesome Snack Timings 00:00:00: Theme Tune 00:00:30: Intro 00:03:05: What Have We Been Up To 00:12:20: Game News 00:28:50: Wholesome Snack 00:43:09: Business/Politics Crashout 00:44:18: Outro Links Little Rocket Lab Switch 2 Edition Starsand Island Switch 2 Edition Overthrown 1.0 Delay Luma Island “Winter” Update Coral Island 1.2b Update Slime Rancer 2 1.1.0 Update Disney Dreamlight Valley “The Winter Ball” Update Wholesome Snack Wylde Society First Look Wylde Flowers XBox/Playstation Release Spirit Crossing CatchMaker Mandrake Contact Al on Mastodon: https://mastodon.scot/@TheScotBot Email Us: https://harvestseason.club/contact/

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Join Kyle, Andrew, Tom, Gabe, and Mike as they discuss two movies starring mechanical marvels clashing for cinema supremacy! Will The Wild Robot win? Or is The Iron Giant too big to fail?

Pats are 11-2, Giants are a total DISGRACE! & other NFL & college thoughts. Oh,  & Thanksgiving thoughts! I'm back Friday with the pod previewing the upcoming week of sports Tell me something here anything thoughts, subject matter questions etc. - RyanInstagram:https://instagram.com/itsryanotoole?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

01. Adam Sellouk, Doriann - Carnage 02. Pawsa - DOUBLE C 03. Frank Walker, Nathan Nicholson - What Love Feels Like 04. Smack, Eleganto - Turn It Up 05. Jake Shore, Rich Dietz - Everybody 06. Fedde Le Grand, Dj Tora - Here Comes The Bass 07. Wh0, The Fog - Been A Long Time 08. Maxx Play - Tell Me 09. Afrojack, Martin Garrix, David Guetta, Amel - Our Time 10. Joel Corry, Jem Cooke - Daydream 11. Boris Way - Prendemos 12. Blondish, Darco, Broken Hill - GOAT 13. Blr, Sander Van Doorn - Instant Moments 14. Mau P - The Less I Know The Better 15. Don Diablo - Little Lies 16. Block & Crown - He Made It Bangin 17. Charlie Powell - Act A Fool 18. Cassian, Matt Ryder - A Feeling I Miss 19. Ferreck Dawn - Serious 20. Tiga, Meduza - You Gonna Want Me (I Know) 21. Sam Smith, Kim Petras, Disclosure - Unholy 22. Burak Yeter, Chester Young, Mirren - Rocking With The Best 23. Roxe - Nonstop 24. Tony Romera - Como Se Llama 25. Hugel, Randoree - Work That Body 26. Dj Snake - Monte Carlo 27. Bingo Players, Justnkayse - Memories 28. The Chemical Brothers, Chris Lake - Galvanize 29. Sick Individuals, Vikkstar - Hole In The Head 30. Josh Baker, The Egyptian Lover, Rome Fortune - Dr Feel Right 31. Dont Blink - It's Our House 32. Rezone, Twin Scream, P.H.R.L - Momento 33. Dynamick, Carola (Br) - Time Away 34. Byor - Old School 35. Bessey - The Future 36. Mark Knight, Roland Clark - Televised 37. Marshall Jefferson, Jaded, Miggy Dela Rosa - Freak 38. Ofenbach - Anamorphobia

01. Adam Sellouk, Doriann - Carnage 02. Pawsa - DOUBLE C 03. Frank Walker, Nathan Nicholson - What Love Feels Like 04. Smack, Eleganto - Turn It Up 05. Jake Shore, Rich Dietz - Everybody 06. Fedde Le Grand, Dj Tora - Here Comes The Bass 07. Wh0, The Fog - Been A Long Time 08. Maxx Play - Tell Me 09. Afrojack, Martin Garrix, David Guetta, Amel - Our Time 10. Joel Corry, Jem Cooke - Daydream 11. Boris Way - Prendemos 12. Blondish, Darco, Broken Hill - GOAT 13. Blr, Sander Van Doorn - Instant Moments 14. Mau P - The Less I Know The Better 15. Don Diablo - Little Lies 16. Block & Crown - He Made It Bangin 17. Charlie Powell - Act A Fool 18. Cassian, Matt Ryder - A Feeling I Miss 19. Ferreck Dawn - Serious 20. Tiga, Meduza - You Gonna Want Me (I Know) 21. Sam Smith, Kim Petras, Disclosure - Unholy 22. Burak Yeter, Chester Young, Mirren - Rocking With The Best 23. Roxe - Nonstop 24. Tony Romera - Como Se Llama 25. Hugel, Randoree - Work That Body 26. Dj Snake - Monte Carlo 27. Bingo Players, Justnkayse - Memories 28. The Chemical Brothers, Chris Lake - Galvanize 29. Sick Individuals, Vikkstar - Hole In The Head 30. Josh Baker, The Egyptian Lover, Rome Fortune - Dr Feel Right 31. Dont Blink - It's Our House 32. Rezone, Twin Scream, P.H.R.L - Momento 33. Dynamick, Carola (Br) - Time Away 34. Byor - Old School 35. Bessey - The Future 36. Mark Knight, Roland Clark - Televised 37. Marshall Jefferson, Jaded, Miggy Dela Rosa - Freak 38. Ofenbach - Anamorphobia

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Godfrey is joined by Zainab Johnson, Shang Forbes, Eva Evans, Nick Alexander and Dante Nero to discuss Van Jones, Candace Owens, what percentage of black comedian's audience aren't black themselves and so much more!Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish twice a week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.Original Air Date: 11/14/25-------------------------------

In what has become all too familiar for the 2025 Las Vegas Raiders, the team suffered another disappointing defeat, this time to the Dallas Cowboys at home, 33-16. Las Vegas Raiders on SI Senior Beat Writer Hondo Carpenter breaks down the Silver and Black from inside the facility on the latest edition of the Las Vegas Raiders Insider Podcast on PFI Pro Football Insider. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boomer Bevo Podcast - Episode 210- This is the two hundred and tenth episode of the only podcast dedicated to the greatest rivalry in college football, The University of Texas and The University of Oklahoma.  Oklahoma leaves Tuscaloosa with a season defining win.  Texas limps out of Athens in a 35-10 debacle.

Boomer Bevo Podcast - Episode 210- This is the two hundred and tenth episode of the only podcast dedicated to the greatest rivalry in college football, The University of Texas and The University of Oklahoma.  Oklahoma leaves Tuscaloosa with a season defining win.  Texas limps out of Athens in a 35-10 debacle.

Covino & Rich "don't wanna be a robot boy!" Recent trend of kids wanting retro electronics is their fun Old-School topic of the week. There's breaking Brock Purdy news! Rich has 3 key NFL games in his crystal ball. Plus, MLB Bro Rob Parker joins the show to talk Aaron Judge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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An absolutely jam-packed episode where Paul and Gerard cover GLEAT's debacle in Yokohama, ZERO1's triumphant return to Korakuen Hall, DDT's big show at Sumo Hall, another NOAH sellout in Korakuen with a new champion, and the last show of All Japan's Hokkaido Tour with a great Triple Crown match.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Join Gabe, Kyle, Andrew, Tom, and Mike as they discuss a duo of docudramas that delve into the dangerous lives of two courageous combat correspondents! Will Lee top the leaderboard? Or will A Private War win the prize?

New Toronto Tempo head coach Sandy Brondello joins Sarah to discuss why her ouster from the New York Liberty didn’t come as a surprise, how she’s approaching team building during a very uncertain offseason, and the barriers keeping women and former players out of the coaching ranks. Plus, building an arena too small for women, more evidence this isn’t a backup plan, and the road to the College Cup begins here. Follow the Toronto Tempo on Instagram here Follow Sandy Brondello on Instagram here Read The Athletic’s story about the Ottawa Charge’s arena situation here Watch the video of A’ja Wilson meeting her four-year-old superfan on the Jennifer Hudson Show here Watch some of the hijinx from Caitlin Clark's day at the Annika Pro-Am here Watch the SNL sketch about the J-Hud spirit tunnel here The NCAA soccer tournament bracket and schedule is here The NCAA basketball schedule can be found here Leave us a voicemail at 872-204-5070 or send us a note at goodgame@wondermedianetwork.com Follow Sarah on social! Bluesky: @sarahspain.com Instagram: @Spain2323 Follow producer Alex Azzi! Bluesky: @byalexazzi.bsky.social Instagram: @AzziArtwork See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Knicks stay undefeated at home, DOMINATING the Brooklyn Nets and improving to 6-0 at MSG! Mitchell Robinson makes NBA history, posting an insane +40 in under 18 minutes — the first player ever to do it! New York is rolling on a 4-game winning streak, looking to make it 5 straight against the Grizzlies — while Ja Morant continues to struggle.Join me and Knicks fans in this live postgame Twitter Space as we break down the win, talk player performances, and look ahead to what's next for the hottest team in the East outside of Pistons and Cavs. Click the links below for the podcast, articles, merch, YouTube channel, and more.Click the links below for:

Seth and Sean briefly discuss what Nick Caley says is the DNA of the Texans' offense, then listen to Sean's Smack Off call from the Jim Rome Show and Seth gives his thoughts.

Seth and Sean lay out the top storylines to keep an eye on for Texans vs Jaguars, assess if the Texans' offense matching what Nick Caley defined as their DNA is possible, go through the day's Headlines, lay out the big challenges the Jaguars present to the Texans defense, what the most hyped and underdelivered parts of the Texans have been this season, pick the Circle of SWARM, start stacking the week 10 card of NFL matchups, discuss how close CJ Stroud and Trevor Lawrence are ranked in the Ringer's QB rankings, lay out 5 reasons to hate the Jacksonville Jaguars, discuss former Rocket Jalen Green's debut for the Suns, see if any bad takes from this week can dethrone current champion Colin Cowherd, Seth evaluates Sean's Smack-off call into the Jim Rome Show, the guys get ready for Texans-Jags, and see what Reggie and Lopez's question of the day is.

Seth and Sean see if any bad takes from this week can dethrone current champion Colin Cowherd, Seth evaluates Sean's Smack-off call into the Jim Rome Show, the guys get ready for Texans-Jags, and see what Reggie and Lopez's question of the day is.

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01. Meduza - No Sleep 02. Kream, Camden Cox - Weightless 03. Tchami, Niiko X Swae - Waiting 04. Paul Oakenfold, Mr Belt & Wezol, Shifty Shellshock - Starry Eyed Surprise 05. Luke Miller - Make It Hot 06. Nicky Romero, Sick Individuals - Hold On 07. Dvbbs, Abi Flynn - Move A Little Closer 08. Pete Tong, Avg - Places & Spaces 09. Justluke, Inpetto, Jordy - Drowning 10. Rue Jay - I Want Your Love 11. Chris Lake, Ragie Ban - Toxic 12. Then - Lucid Ashes 13. Roger Sanchez, Fedde Le Grand - Grinnin' 14. Maxx Play, Johnny Grinch - Play Right 15. Bingo Players, Oomloud - Like This Like That 16. Markus Schulz, Matt Fax - The New World 17. Thomas Newson, Raumakustik - Gucci Belter 18. Mike Posner, Steve Aoki - I Took a Pill in Ibiza 19. Alok - Don't Mess With The Fire 20. Worakls, Apashe, Wasiu - Rome Is Burning 21. Big Gigantic, The Funk Hunters, Chali 2Na - Beat Don't Stop 22. Dominique Jardin, Cat Dealers - Up Late 23. Dubdogz, Chemical Surf, Lothief - Girl On Fire 24. D.O.D, Raphaella - Like You Do 25. Like Mike, Tom Zeta - In My Ear 26. Cosmic Gate - You 27. Egzod, Maestro Chives, Don Diablo - Royalty 28. Twin Diplomacy - I Got Feelings 29. Block & Crown, Mike Ferullo - A.C.I.D 30. Low Steppa - Holte 31. Vion Konger, Melo.Kids - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It 32. Corey James, Morganj, Tyoz - Jungle 33. Bijou, Datti - Mind Eraser 34. Dillon Nathaniel - Break The System 35. Essel, Navos - Steel Drums 36. Morten, David Guetta - Lucky 37. Smack, Djs From Mars - It Doesn't Matter 38. Jamie Jones - Murder Mystery

01. Hurts, Purple Disco Machine - Wonderful Life '25 (Record Mix) 02. Don Diablo, R3Hab, Neeka - Disco Marathon 03. Mark Dann, Giovanni Ricci - Let Me Die (Record Mix) 04. Basto! - Again & Again (Record Mix) 05. Arei, Dj Lev - Du Hast (Record Mix) 06. David Guetta, Hypaton, Bonnie Tyler - Together (Record Mix) 07. Lost Frequencies, Dimaro - Are You With Me (Record Mix) 08. Playmen, Valeron, Klavdia - Touch Me (Record Mix) 09. Alle Farben - Bad Ideas (Record Mix) 10. Alok, Jess Glynne - Summer's Back (Record Mix) 11. Twocolors, Safri Duo, Chris De Sarandy - Head Above Water (Record Mix) 12. Lykke Li, The Magician - I Follow Rivers (Record Mix) 13. Vize - Wait (Alibi Blue) (Record Mix) 14. Sean Finn - Give It to Me (Record Mix) 15. Calvin Harris, Rag'N'Bone Man - Giant (Record Mix) 16. Dimitri Vegas, Chapter & Verse, Goodboys - Good For You 17. Ian Carey, Michelle Shellers, Manyfew, Joe Stone - Keep On Rising (Record Mix) 18. Mind Electric - Things You Say (Record Mix) 19. Hugel, Topic, Arash, Daecolm - I Adore You (Record Mix) 20. Mau P - The Less I Know The Better 21. Shouse, Cub Sport - Only You (Record Mix) 22. Faul, Wad, Pnau - Changes (Record Mix) 23. Moby, Blond Ish, Kiko Franco - Natural Blues (Record Mix) 24. Zerb, Sofiya Nzau - Mwaki (Record Mix) 25. Robin Schulz, James Blunt - OK (Record Mix) 26. R.I.O., Gonsu, Jenia Smile, Ser Twister - Shine On (Record Mix) 27. Coldplay, Avicii - A Sky Full of Stars (Record Mix) 28. Mr. Belt & Wezol, Rscl - Opened Up My Soul 29. Shane Codd - Rather Be Alone (Record Mix) 30. Fisher, Aatig - Take It Off (Record Mix) 31. Byor - Superstar 32. Jonas Blue, Jp Cooper - Perfect Strangers (Record Mix) 33. Jerome Robins, Karsten Sollors - Don't Stop The Music (Record Mix) 34. Lufthaus, Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Immortal (Record Mix) 35. Nicky Romero - All Night Long 36. Klaas - The Way (Record Mix) 37. Kddk, Alex Alta - 1&2 (Record Mix) 38. Adam Lambert - Ghost Town (Record Mix) 39. Jake Shore, Rich Dietz - Everybody 40. Ben Delay - I Never Felt So Right (Record Mix) 41. Weiss, Harry Romero - Where Do We Go (Record Mix) 42. Oliver Heldens, Ian Asher, Sergio Mendes - Mas Que Nada 43. Twocolors - Heavy Metal Love (Record Mix) 44. Hypaton, David Guetta, La Bouche - Be My Lover (Record Mix) 45. Dante Klein - Gotta Feel 46. Imanbek, Younotus - Heal My Heart (Record Mix) 47. Don Diablo, Nelly Furtado - Doing Nothin' 48. Armin Van Buuren - Es Vedra (Record Mix) 49. Bob Sinclar - Cruel Summer (Record Mix) 50. One-T, Ywy, Nika - The Way To Love (Record Mix) 51. Lola Young, Ted Bear - Messy (Record Mix) 52. Aaron Smith, Luvli, Krono - Dancin' (Record Mix) 53. Alok, Ella Eyre, Kenny Dope, Never Dull - Deep Down (Record Mix) 54. Argy, Omiki - WIND (Record Mix) 55. Doechii, Dj Dark - Anxiety (Record Mix) 56. Akcent, Sera, Misha Miller - Don't Leave (Kylie) (Record Mix) 57. Sean Paul, Odd Mob - Get Busy 58. Calvin Harris, Benny Blanco - I Found You (Record Mix) 59. Teriyaki Boyz, Hayat - Tokyo Drift (Record Mix) 60. Dynoro, Gigi D'Agostino - In My Mind... (Record Mix) 61. Pete Tong, Roro, Jules Buckley, The Essential Orchest - Rhythm Of The Night (Record Mix) 62. Oneil, Kanvise, Murana - Redlight (Record Mix) 63. Shane Codd - Get Out My Head (Record Mix) 64. Block & Crown, Daisy - Mr Vain (Record Mix) 65. Goodboys, Nu Aspect, Avaion - Blindspot (Record Mix) 66. Global Deejays, Jenia Smile, Ser Twister - The Sound Of San Francisco (Record Mix) 67. Duke Dumont - Won't Look Back (Record Mix) 68. Joel Corry, Pickle, Vula - Stay Together (Baby Baby) (Record Mix) 69. Adam Port, Stryv, Malachii, Switch Disco - Move (Record Mix) 70. Fedde Le Grand - Got Your Money (Record Mix) 71. Camelphat, Elderbrook - Cola (Record Mix) 72. Zerb, Ty Dolla $Ign, Wiz Khalifa - Location (Record Mix) 73. Dj Louis - Let Me Blow Ya Mind 74. Disclosure - She's Gone, Dance On 75. Pierse, Blair - Bitter Sweet Symphony (Record Mix) 76. R3Hab, Mufasa, Rani - Believe (Record Mix) 77. Afrojack, Aloe Blacc - In My World (Record Mix) 78. Tayna, Marshmello, Ukay - Si Ai (Record Mix) 79. Arc North, Cour, New Beat Order, Lunis - Faded (Record Mix) 80. Kygo, Ava Max, Tiesto - Whatever (Record Mix) 81. Lost Culture, Morfi, Carine - Lean On (Record Mix) 82. Hugel, Alleh, Yorghaki - una noche con hugel (Record Mix) 83. Crazibiza - Fresh (Record Mix) 84. Diplo, Miguel - Don't Forget My Love (Record Mix) 85. Audien, Rory Hope - Lose It All 86. David Guetta, Sia - Beautiful People (Record Mix) 87. Lady Gaga, Dj Dark - The Dead Dance (Record Mix) 88. Nicky Romero, Giacobbi, Fatboi - Move It (Record Mix) 89. Robin Schulz, Jasmine Thompson - Sun Goes Down (Record Mix) 90. Faul & Wad, Nico & Vinz, Altego, Old Jim - How I Feel (Am I Wrong) (Record Mix) 91. Oliver Heldens, Becky Hill - Gecko (Overdrive) (Record Mix) 92. Playmen, Damiano, Michael Tsaousopoulos, Ferrylake - Naked (Record Mix) 93. Fisher - Losing It (Record Mix) 94. Otnicka, Kaskeiyp - For an Angel (Record Mix) 95. Empire Of The Sun, Tony Romera - Walking on a dream (Record Mix) 96. Misha Miller, Alexvelea, Bodega - Bam Bam (Record Mix) 97. Don Diablo - The Way I Are (Record Mix) 98. Kris Kross Amsterdam, Eyelar - Mr. Lie To Me (Record Mix) 99. C-Bool - Never Go Away (Record Mix) 100. Lucas & Steve, Laura White - Are You Ready 101. Amor - Tell Me (Record Mix) 102. Jonas Blue, Malive - Edge of Desire (Record Mix) 103. Thomas Gold - Pump Up The Jam (Record Mix) 104. Sakko, Jibaro - Carnival (Record Mix) 105. Morgan Page, Telykast - Dancing All Alone (Record Mix) 106. Melsen - Be Your Lover 107. Tujamo, Azteck, Inna - Freak (Record Mix) 108. David Guetta - The World Is Mine (Record Mix) 109. Maesic, Marshall Jefferson, Salome Das - Life Is Simple (Record Mix) 110. Showtek, Smack, Sam Gray - Take My Heart Away (Record Mix) 111. John Summit, Inez - crystallized (Record Mix) 112. Shouse - Love Tonight (Record Mix) 113. Bolier, Joe Stone, Voost - Keep This Fire Burning (Record Mix) 114. Kamrad - Be Mine (Record Mix) 115. Marshmello, Jonas Brothers, Alex Caspian - Slow Motion (Record Mix) 116. Anna Naklab, Younotus, Alle Farben - Supergirl (Record Mix) 117. Dj Snake, Bipolar Sunshine - Paradise (Record Mix) 118. Topic, A7S - Breaking Me (Record Mix) 119. Claptone, Sea Girls, Henry Camamile - Put Your Love On Me 120. Tiesto - Lay Low (Record Mix) 121. Hurts, Purple Disco Machine - Wonderful Life '25 (Record Mix) 122. Huntr-X, Ejae, Audrey Nuna, Rei Ami, Dj Dark - Golden (Record Mix) 123. J Balvin, Willy William, Gonsu, Jenia Smile, Ser Twist - Mi Gente (Record Mix) 124. Calvin Harris, John Newman - Blame! (Record Mix) 125. Semm, Orfa - How Deep Is Your Love (Record Mix) 126. Nicky Romero, Barmuda - Fade Away 127. Punch Exciters - Dance Of The Fire (Record Mix) 128. Rue Jay - I Want Your Love 129. C Block, The Distance, Riddick - So Strung Out (Record Mix) 130. Demi Lovato - Fast (Record Mix) 131. Kanvise, Lew Heart, Falcoma - All Good Things (Record Mix) 132. Ive, David Guetta - Supernova Love (Record Mix) 133. Dom Dolla, Clementine Douglas - Miracle Maker (Record Mix) 134. Dimitri Vegas, Chapter & Verse, Goodboys - Good For You 135. Alok, Daecolm, Malou - Unforgettable (Record Mix) 136. Murdbrain, Theajsound, Rachel Morgan Perry - Save Me (Record Mix) 137. Armand Van Helden, Salvatore Mancuso - my my my (Record Mix) 138. Otnicka - Celebrate the Love (Record Mix) 139. Afrojack, Aloe Blacc - In My World 140. Killteq, D.Hash, Vallhee - I Like It (Record Mix) 141. Firebeatz, Dubdogz - Give It Up (Record Mix) 142. Lost Frequencies, Janieck Devy - Reality (Record Mix) 143. Martin Jensen, Fastboy - One Day (Record Mix) 144. Daft Punk - Around The World (Record Mix) 145. Don Diablo - Momentum (Record Mix) 146. Steve Angello - Me 147. Annabell Kowalski - Hey Boy Hey Girl (Record Mix) 148. Block & Crown - Mr DJ Give Me More 149. Hosh, 1979, Jalja, Slider & Magnit - Midnight (The Hanging Tree) (Record Mix) 150. Alok, Gryffin, Julia Church - Never Letting Go (Record Mix) 151. Gregory Porter, Jonas Blue - Liquid Spirit (Record Mix) 152. John Summit - La Danza (Record Mix) 153. Joe Stone, Ferreck Dawn - Man Enough (Record Mix) 154. Ava Max - Don't Click Play (Record Mix) 155. Joezi, Lizwi - Amathole (Record Mix) 156. Alfa, Manu Chao, Pas - A Me Mi Piace (Record Mix) 157. Galwaro, Lizot, Gabry Ponte - Like a Prayer (Record Mix) 158. Topcover - First Day (Record Mix) 159. Oliver Heldens, Riton, Vula - Turn Me On (Record Mix) 160. Vanco, Aya - Ma Tnsani (Yalla Habibi) (Record Mix) 161. Bob Sinclar - Cruel Summer (Record Mix) 162. Stefy De Cicco, Ben Hamilton, Martin Jensen - Day 'N' Nite (Record Mix) 163. Avicii, Dan Tyminski - Hey Brother (Record Mix) 164. Max Oazo - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (Record Mix) 165. Swedish House Mafia, Pharell - One (Your Name) (Record Mix) 166. Lucas & Steve - Push The Feeling (Record Mix) 167. Boney M, R3Hab - Sunny (Record Mix) 168. Felix Jaehn, Shouse - Walk With Me (Record Mix) 169. Fred Again.., The Blessed Madonna - Marea (Weve Lost Dancing) (Record Mix) 170. Swanky Tunes, Shapov - Wannabe 171. Richard Grey - At Night (Record Mix) 172. Mirko Donnini - Thinking of You (Record Mix) 173. Fast Boy, Raf, Amice - Wave (Record Mix) 174. Tiesto, Soaky Siren - Tantalizing (Record Mix) 175. Calvin Harris, Ellie Goulding - I Need Your Love (Record Mix) 176. David Guetta - Family Affair (Dance For Me) (Record Mix) 177. Vize - Wait (Alibi Blue) (Record Mix) 178. Prospa, Josh Baker, Rahh - You Don't Own Me 179. Cassian, Yotto, Da Hool - Love Parade (Record Mix)

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Seth and Sean react to Pablo Torre uncovering some discrepancies about Mike Lombardi's Super Bowl rings, Craig Carton hating on Kirk Herbstreit's dog, Lane Kiffin talking smack, Steve Sarkisian taking aim at Diana Russini's report, and Terry Bradshaw's story about accidentally calling a pig salesman who he thought was Andy Reid in the PettyCast.

Chris reacts to the NFL's week 8 slate. The Philadelphia Eagles absolutely dominated the New York Giants, Saquon Barkley and Jalen Hurts were on all day and Jaxson Dart couldn't produce the same magic he did in their first matchup. Jordan Love showed his former teacher Aaron Rodgers that he is totally ready to be the next dominating Packers QB. Bo Nix and the Denver Broncos showed up to play against the Dallas Cowboys and Dak Prescott. Another great week in the NFL! (00:00:00) - Intro: WK8 Reactions (00:02:55) - Green Bay Packers vs Pittsburgh Steelers (00:17:12) - Denver Broncos vs Dallas Cowboys (00:28:00) - Philadelphia Eagles vs New York Giants (00:48:13) - Houston Texans vs San Francisco 49ers (01:02:45) - New York Jets vs Cincinnati Bengals (01:17:20) - Baltimore Ravens vs Chicago Bears (01:29:05) - Indianapolis Colts vs Tennessee Titans (01:41:35) - New England Patriots vs Cleveland Browns (01:53:35) - Buffalo Bills vs Carolina Panthers (02:04:30) - Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs New Orleans Saints (02:11:55) - Miami Dolphins vs Atlanta Falcons (02:16:45) - Green Light Phone Line (02:22:00) - BetMGM Moments (02:59:45) - MNF Previews: Washington Commanders at Kansas City Chiefs Have some interesting takes, some codebreaks or just want to talk to the Green Light Crew? We want to hear from you. Call into the Green Light Hotline and give us your hottest takes, your biggest gripes and general thoughts. Day and night, this hotline is open. Green Light Hotline: ‪(202) 991-0723‬ Also, check out our paddling partners at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Appomattox River Company ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠to get your canoes, kayaks and paddleboards so you're set to hit the river this summer. Green Light's ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can catch all the latest GL action: Green Light with Chris Long: Subscribe and enjoy weekly content including podcasts, documentaries, live chats, celebrity interviews and more including hot news items, trending discussions from the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, NCAA are just a small part of what we will be sharing with you.

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James Seltzer and Eliot Shorr-Parks go through the things hindering the Eagles right now and try to figure out who deserves the most blame for the offense's struggles. Later, the guys discuss the potential return of a franchise legend. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian and writer Eli Yudin joins Drew and Roth to talk about his new special, Humble Offering! He shares what it's like making a living in comedy today without having oil money offered to you. Then, they open up the funbag for sandwich talk, and try to figure out where all those crayons go.Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!Stuff We Talked AboutThe density of candle waxThe Ravens' end zone designBeing gaslit by Raw DogVisible stink lines of loneliness30 seconds of Jon BernthalSponsors- HIMS, where you can get a free online visitCredits- Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth- Producer & Editor: Mischa Stanton- Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts- Subscribe to Defector!About The ShowThe Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jim Rome's Daily Jungle 10/2/25 It's Smack-tober, so great to start with a profile of the reigning Smackoff Champ, Mark in Boston. Then, speaking of Smackoff winners, Silk zooms in from his classroom, and the GOAT Brad in Corona calls in to RSVP for Smackoff 30. Today's guests include former UFC Light Heavyweight Champ Jiri Prochazka and Arkansas Basketball Head Coach Jon Calipari Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jim Rome's Daily Jungle 10/1/25 The Browns have a new QB and what does that mean for Dillon Delloro aka Alvin Gabriel? Then, Jim previews Smack-tober. Today's guests include Virginia Cavaliers Football Head Coach Tony Elliott and CBS Sports Jason McCourty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices