Uncle Sez: How we make our China vlog

A German wonders when Americans receive their paychecks. We wonder why capitalism is still a thing.

Remember back when the goddamn MAIL was uncontroversial?!?!

Let's get dumb about medicine!

Join us for another edition of "Pets or Food!"

What's the deal with phone numbers?

What are you going to do? You're going to look at a balloon.

And, is he a spy?

Forget making bread, this engineering student used his quarantine downtime to design and build a rocket. And we invented the cook-in-the-air soup missile!

We've all sat through that class where you give directions. But what if you just want to criticize someone's directions?

Rocks in your mouth will solve just about anything.

Most advice questions are just the asker looking for confirmation of what they already think, aren't they? Don't answer. I already know.

OoOoOo, you've got an Apple Watch, fancy pants. Why don't you just ask Siri to speak Chinese for you?

What do you do when you have to talk to people?

International cooperation is needed to get people to STOP FEEDING THOSE BOARS! They're spreading the Covids!

Hamsters, hampers, hampters, Hamptons ... we'll give you confidently inexpert advice on all of it!

We couldn't think of two people less qualified to answer the question: "How do you be a good Chinese daughter-in-law." Enjoy!

Space can't have a hole, because it's already full of nothing. #science!

Because there are definitely stupid answers. We try to reckon with the very existence of ping pong in this one.

Why aren't more people boating safely?! Take care of yourself out there.

We have no crap advice from China to give about allergies. Only facetious commiseration.

If you're looking for cheap American food that costs the same as it did at home while you're in the middle of China, you're in the wrong country. And remember, "The fairest price is the price you grow yourself."

How can you scoot around China? Try an intercity e-bike tour ... let us know how it turns out. It's crap advice from China! Join us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

Of course there are. Get under the desk.

Getting rid of an art collection in a hurry definitely doesn't sound suspicious. This and more on "The Crap Advice from China Show!"

You're lining up wrong -- for one thing, you forgot your sword. Also, hot weather hockey, and more! Due to technical difficulties, this batch of episodes may never see the glorious light of YouTube, but they're too hilarious to languish on our hard drive. So instead, we'll let them languish on the iTunes store. Find us on YouTube at Hello Uncle Foreigner.

The most fun China podcast teaches YOU how to vlog.

The most fun China podcast gets a socialist haircut, or something. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

The most fun China podcast wants all of your hot gossip! Like, what's that dude Picasso been up to? Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

The most fun China podcast is restraining itself from buying ALL OF THE ACTION FIGURES. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

The most fun China podcast really gets into it about writing. The secret is pleasing the sea god, Poseidon.

The most fun China podcast is registering to vote absentee! It's fun, I promise. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

This episode, we take a break from the goofs to consider media, truth, imagery, and what stories we want to believe, as well as how non-confrontation of white supremacy allows racist institutions to thrive. Is it the "Most Fun"? No, but it is necessary. Help protestors: Donate to a bail fund: http://nationalbailout.org Learn more about being an ally: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BRlF2_zhNe86SGgHa6-VlBO-QgirITwCTugSfKie5Fs/preview?pru=AAABcpmSUcw*vTcY-bz0Zq7jyuwC6R8GCA Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

The most fun China podcast survives it all: school, colds, jazz. When you are boring, we will still be fun. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

The most fun China podcast takes you to karaoke and then leaves you there. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

OK, we've surpassed 600 subscribers and now things are getting serious. The Most Fun China Podcast needs you to know: We also need to buy more underwear and pantyhose. Not brought to you by MeUndies ... but we could be. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

The most fun China podcast takes on political chumps and shills, with their signature DGAF nerdery. Also, you can't always get what you want, but we got more than 400 subscribers on YouTube, so there. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

Peter and Emily have more to say on what's not to love about China. Specifically, you're going to need a larger shirt size, and that's OK! It's the most fun China podcast. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

The most fun China podcast takes on China love ... in all things we are triumphant! Also, we question your unearned confidence. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

Two yolks in one egg means somewhere out there there must be chicken twins. Keep listening to the Only Fun China Podcasters as they discuss who is offering your kid beer and whether that's ever not creepy. And, remember, they don't take American Express. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

Emily and Peter are getting ready for the upcoming Labor Day holiday by continuing to stay home. Keep listening to the Only Fun China Podcasters as they discuss what to say if you can't say "I love you," the annoyance of enthusiastic help and how awful ad executives are. Get the visual experience over at our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/hellouncleforeigner

After a long hiatus from podcasting, Emily and Peter are back with a perfected format. Listen to the Only Fun China Vloggers as they get into it about stupid children's shoes, cosmetic improvements, and skittish animal handlers. And, of course, Cheese Talk.

Our Chinese student from 8 years ago, Jessi, comes home from her first semester in America. We examine why we even make friends at all.

DISCUSSION: Q: Do Chinese or foreigners make better plans? A: Neither. We're all dumb. Q: Is online shopping useful to foreigners in China? A: Yes. Duh. ---------------- Music composed by Western Toilet. Listen on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-648725939 Buy Western Toilet brand music on Bandcamp: https://hellouncleforeigner.bandcamp.com/releases ---------------- Blog: http://hellouncleforeigner.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HelloUncleForeigner/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-648725939 Bandcamp: https://hellouncleforeigner.bandcamp.com/releases Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hello_foreigner/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/uncle_hello Tumblr: http://hellouncleforeigner.tumblr.com/ ---------------- #SichuanChina #lifeinChina #Luzhou 泸州

Video in discussion: Put down those binoculars, creepo, and put on your mind glasses: Emily, your English teacher, talks about her experience visiting Chinese house after Chinese house for parent-teacher conferences this week. It was like a master class in Chinese hospitality. Also, when you're sick, visit a Chinese pharmacy. They'll do a good job getting you well, even if they're old. And: Are my plants dying or what?! ---------------- Music composed by Western Toilet. Listen on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-648725939 Buy Western Toilet brand music on Bandcamp: https://hellouncleforeigner.bandcamp.com/releases

More stories about living in a small Sichuan city and making big media. IN THIS EPISODE: Gym sham Countryside restaurant - Old and new proprietors Did acupuncture work? Small changes in a big world Video as art Our failure of “thumbnails” as art Film review - “the Farewell” …and more!

【2019/10/20】 China lifestyle talk show about living in China. THIS WEEK'S SPECIALS: Chinese acupuncture treatment. Old jobs go belly up. Living green in China. How much we rock. Gym finagle. Robot supermarket. Personal safety. Our name change. ...and more. ---------------- Music composed by Western Toilet. Listen on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-648725939 Buy Western Toilet brand music on Bandcamp: https://hellouncleforeigner.bandcamp.com/releases ---------------- Blog: http://hellouncleforeigner.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HelloUncleForeigner/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hello_foreigner/ Tumblr: http://hellouncleforeigner.tumblr.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/uncle_hello Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-648725939 Bandcamp: https://hellouncleforeigner.bandcamp.com/releases ---------------- #livinginchina #lifeinChina #Chinalifestyle