Vatican 69

Just got back from Mars and yeah, they have socialism there

I dressed up like Gaston, and then the real Gaston fucked me.

This episode is basically a comedy workshop so you're very lucky you're getting it for free

Our guest Emmy Pratt (@gimmiemmy) discusses giving Girl Scout Cookies to the troops, Jackson explains his Twitter ban, and Adam gives tips on what makes a good password.

Hymns are ranked. Dreams are shared. Nothing will EVER be the same again.

We take a look at a man who ate too much food with an old friend, Owen (@Basedgenious).

This week we take a look at the Boston Bomber's Rolling Stone cover, and send a coded message to one specific listener

Jackson describes a traumatic experience at Golden Corral.

We are joined by absolute laugh factory Calvin (@dummytiny), a man who has seen a tumbleweed

Supermarkets, Uber drivers, PRANK CALL GONE WRONG, and more on this jam packed, star-studded episode.

This week, we debate an atheist named Xander (@weirdALyssa98) regarding the existence of God, and help him navigate the murky waters of online dating

In honor of March Madness, we discuss Rick Pitino's very brief encounter with a prostitute.

In this episode Adam gifts Jackson his own Disney Park, and we discuss Archangels as well as the Larry King Shrek cameo.

We have written a self-help book that will teach you how to get 30 silver pieces in 7 easy steps

This episode takes place in the year 2012, because God works in mysterious ways

In this episode, we prove that Mormonism is real as well as contemplate the idea of being extremely small like the people in Gulliver's Travel, but for the purpose of satisfying a lover.

It's Lent and if you do not give anything up you're lowkey fake... This episode is like an audio Fish Fry since COVID-19 has destroyed important things like fellowship

In this episode we ask, "where is the Veil of Veronica now?" and "whatever happened to the mom from That's So Raven?" We also confirm that vasectomies are the male equivalent of abortions and are punishable by hell.

Adam and Jackson discuss the East–West Schism and its effects on the modern church as well as honor the late Robin Williams.

In the pilot, or the "Pontius Pilate" as we like to call it in Christian Media™, the boys discuss how we got from Vatican II to Vatican 69.