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Warlock (1989) is one of those movies we'd always seen on the shelf at the video store, but can't remember if we'd ever seen it. Julian Sands is the titular warlock, who escapes the 1600s to modern-day 1988. Richard E. Grant chases him through time, and recruits the help of an age-cursed Lori Singer. Does… Continue Reading BMFcast 576 – Warlock – Warlock School Drama Club The post BMFcast 576 – Warlock – Warlock School Drama Club first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.
Stadium Pretzels... Because it's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 3. The intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb march on unassisted from a third member of their fireteam, somehow managing to go to the podcast light house! Not really, we're not that clever. As you know it's E3 week but those of you on PC will have to wait for news until next month regarding the affair. We apologize for this in advance.
Spicy Ramen... It's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 2. The Titans are interrupted by some guest Warlocks. That's a weird thing to say on a show called Warlock School, huh? Baby BShek and Commander Hirsch join the intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb for this second-ever second episode of Warlock School: Self Rez. They talk about how Bentrick is psychic and a lot of stuff Destiny 2 can do to not suck. Also Bentrick has decided he likes Easter eggs at the end of episodes. So don't skip those ad bumpers, folks.
Spicy Ramen... It's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 2. The Titans are interrupted by some guest Warlocks. That's a weird thing to say on a show called Warlock School, huh? Baby BShek and Commander Hirsch join the intrepid duo of Bentrick and Caleb for this second-ever second episode of Warlock School: Self Rez. They talk about how Bentrick is psychic and a lot of stuff Destiny 2 can do to not suck. Also Bentrick has decided he likes Easter eggs at the end of episodes. So don't skip those ad bumpers, folks.
Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine... It's Warlock School: Self Rez Episode 1. Bentrick and Caleb felt bringing the show back was a good idea, Remy and Watts weren't ever going to do it, so why not? Your new hosts did manage to get Remy on to pass the torch and discuss the Destiny 2 Gameplay Premiere and the new direction of this show.
Warlock School is finally being archived and put to bed. Jeremy wanted to share some of his final thoughts, for you, the listener. Destiny is one of these games he can't escape as for a long time he did enjoy playing, despite being a little salty about certain things. Listen in as your host is back to drinking his coffee and doing his talking thing involving his feelings. Enjoy.
Well there you have it. The last Warlock School for a very long time.
I see Remy has constructed a new lightsaber. Remy's skills are now complete. Indeed he is powerful as Watts has foreseen.
There's a reason why podcast nights have a strict three drink limit. Behold the glory of Episode 57. Danny, Karlee and Rem hold down the fort while Watts is being an adult. Mind you he's the same person who makes these episode descriptions normally but not this week friends - This week is Remtastic. We have an e-mail, you never use it though, school@ninjapancake.com we also roll Twitter hard @WarlockSchool.
Well Tinkkz is on with Watts and Remy. Order of coolest people as follows: Remy Watts Halo 5 Mario Maker Tinkkz Yes...Tinkkz is in last on the cool department.
There comes a time when two people come together. Then these two people talk about stuff like... T A C O S
This episode is all about ass. You just can't get enough of it...wait...I am being told that it is all about the new Destiny expansion The Taken Taco. Mary and The Bentrick joins the show and talk about tacos.
It looks like someone went to his local hobby store and picked up the Destiny RPG 2nd edition....
Hey, it's Tuesday! Jeremy pulled a long shift Monday but here's your Monday MMC... On Tuesday. Jeremy talks about the satire episode of Warlock School, satire in video games and why he needed to take a little jab at himself and other Destiny shows as well. It was his one satire piece he had in him and now it is out of his schedule. If you like e-mails, Jeremy can be reached at mmc@ninjapancake.com or on Twitter @Rempancy. Enjoy, catch you Wednesday.
***space reserved for remy dick joke***
Remy channels his inner Jeremy and interviews a community member named Izdine who was kind of pissed at us or so we thought. We had a conversation regarding some of the good things he sees in Destiny. Don't say we don't enjoy the community or its members, sometimes we just get super bored. We're on Twitter @WarlockSchool and you can e-mail us through school@ninjapancake.com
Warcock Edition
Watts and Andy are out this week, Remy takes over again and brings Danny a.k.a. RoadDoggFL into the fray. They have a conversation about updates, Borderlands and scratching itches from other games. Remy couldn't find a place to edit a toothpaste conversation in so it's after the outro. This very Brotocol episode brought to you by Boredom and the letter B.
Your least favorite video game podcast...Episode 46
Jeremy continues to follow up on his game a day from his Steam Library, talks Beat Hazard, Nic Cage's head as his space vessel, a memory of Asteroids and the current state of Warlock School. Join along with your coffee and if you have any feedback, feed it to mmc@ninjapancake.com.
This week your Warlockin' Hosts get down and dirty on The Taken King. Join Andy, Remy and Watts on their journey as they sift through the good and the bad as of late when it comes to Destiny. If you'd like to leave us a mail, it's school@ninjapancake.com, you know.. The best kind of pancake.
Your.. Wait, no. Your least favorite Destiny related podcast. Join us for our antics weekly.
Remy takes over Warlock School Episode 43…may the traveler have mercy on your poor soul.
It’s Episode 42 of your least favorite Destiny Podcast. Andy, Bentrick, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts where they say hurtful things and you might cry. It’s OK. We always cry tears of joy when you are in pain. Trials of Psoriasis is talked about and stuff. Bentrick also loves all the things, it's his nature. We should mention we love him, too.
It’s Episode 41 of your least favorite Destiny Podcast. Andy, Road, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts where they say hurtful things and you might cry. It’s ok. Trail mix of Psoriasis is talked about and stuff. We'd like to point out that we're Psoriasis isn't something we should joke about. It's awful. It unfortunately is the only thing we could think of that rhymes with "Osiris".
It’s Episode 40 of your favorite Destiny Podcast. Andy, Remy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts where they say hurtful things and you might cry. It’s ok. Prison of Elders is talked about and basically it’s the worst. Maybe you like it. Maybe you don’t. Does anyone really read this? SugarshaK are you there?
Quesadilla...Warlock Episode 39 has been released. Andy, Remy, Herp and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 1,378,456. We may have used that number already but we're unsure. We do not fact check these episode descriptions. Nothing we write here should be taken as gospel - Unless that gospel is tacos. Then we're fully backing that one.
Pickle...Warlock Episode 38 has been released. Andy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. Did you know Andy has a dog named Lemon? Now you do. G.I. Joe had it right, knowing is actually half of the battle. This is not episode 7,032,378,043,486. This gag will never die much like the legend of Soul Calibur. We promise we're a Destiny podcast.
BBQ...Warlock Episode 37 has been released. Andy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 7,032. We're getting more aggressive with our numbering scheme as you can tell. For issues involving this, please send a lengthy e-mail to notactuallyprofessional@gmail.com. We tried to get a compuserv e-mail address but we lost interest in the gag.
Pho..Sure...amirite? Warlock Episode 36 has been released. Andy, Bshek, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 703. This episode joke has yet to be boring for us, we're not sure about you.
Put your damn helmet on in the tower…Warlock Episode 35 has been released. Mattman, Tinkkz, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 702. Episode 702 belongs in a museum, for the world.
I don’t have anything to eat…only chips…Warlock Episode 34 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. This is not episode 701. Please send your lunches to: Patrick Watts c/o Cyberdine Systems, Inc 18144 El Camino Real Sunnyvale, California 94024
Is that a little baby Marko over there?…Warlock Episode 33 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. Marko solved the riddle of steel by sending an email about the last description. This is not episode 70. I guess some people read this. I have a question that may need an answer....
Swiss Cheese…Warlock Episode 69 has been released. Remy, Bshek, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. That was a test because it is only episode 32. I am sure no one ever reads this so have a good day. That's it. There's no more. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
Empanada…Warlock Episode 31 has been released. Remy, Andy, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that Andy in fact is the raid leader and yes you have to love him.
Lunch time…Warlock Episode 30 has been released. Remy, Danny, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not steal Patrick's lunch from the breakroom. He writes his name on the bag, what is wrong with your morals?!
Soup…Warlock Episode 29 has been released. Remy, Dickens, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that soup can often times be a wonderful meal. By meal - we mean appetizer.
Pizza…Warlock Episode 28 has been released. Remy, Dickens, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that pineapple, despite what Watts says, is a proper pizza topping.
Rye bread…Warlock Episode 27 has been released. Remy, Bentrick, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to enjoy Bentrick at volumes that a T-Rex could also enjoy. What? We have a T-Rex. *cue Jurassic Park theme song*
Taco Pie…Warlock Episode 26 has been released. Remy, Dickens, Chickenlord and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that there is such a thing as Taco Pie. Taco to the Pie, yo!
Big pizza…Warlock Episode 25 has been released. Remy, Dickens and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember in The Netherlands there was at one point a frozen pizza called and we quote "Big American Pizza". We can't make this up anymore. Do you actually read these?
Crota is not tall…Warlock Episode 24 has been released. Remy, Highbatros and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not taunt Crota about his height, he's very insecure about it. Thankfully, he makes up for in it other places. Remember that one song by John Mayer? Spoiler: It's actually about Crota.
Brush your teeth…Warlock Episode 23.5 Crucible special with a hint of Hardmode Crota’s end, has been released. Remy, Danny, Pope Bear, Robot, Andy, Bshek, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to listen to Metal Gear Solid 3 theme song Snake Eater at full volume at all times. It doesn't actually tie in to this episode but it's good general life advice.
Salad…Warlock Episode 23 has been released. Remy, Danny, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that telling someone to order a Salad is the nice way of saying: You need to go on a diet.
Poop…Warlock Episode 22 has been released. Remy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not celebrate Guardian Day. We've recently been informed it a Holiday created by Bungie and Hallmark to take over the gaming populous. THEY'RE BUILDING A HUMAN REAPER!
Milk…Warlock Episode 21 New Year Special has been released. Remy, Dickens, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to celebrate Guardian Day. We're not sure what it is but it sounds pretty legit.
Burrito…Warlock School Episode 20.5 Crota’s End Dungeon Protocols Xbox Clan extravaganza has been released. River, Loki, Matt, Remy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts (not are all warlocks but who cares…right?). They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to eat tacos. Now would probably be a good time to do so. Quit being lazy about, we're almost certain a Taco Bell is within five minutes of you.
Hive shaped cookies…Warlock Episode 20 has been released. Remy, Herp, and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts (Herp is a Hunter and no one cares). They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to spam R2 with the sword! SWORD ALL OF THE THINGS!
Hive tacos…Warlock Episode 19.5 Crota’s End special has been released. Andy, Rob0t, Bshek, Poop_Bear, Remy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts (they’re all not warlocks but who cares…right?). They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to eat tacos. Do we really need to tell you that though at this point?
Crota with a side of vanguard fries…Warlock Episode 19 has been released. Remy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to post countless exotic loot drops whenever possible on any social network along with your meals.
Egg…Warlock Episode 18 has been released. Remy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to spike footballs in public and not small children. Parents everywhere will thank you.
Hot Pockets…Warlock Episode 16 has been released. Remy, Watts, Ska and Lady are your trusty Warlock hosts (Lady is a Hunter aka Barf-A-Rama). They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to pick fist bump in public, it's safer than a high five. Do you realize how many people don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom?
Sushi…Warlock Episode 16 has been released. Remy, Watts, Ska and Lee are your trusty Warlock hosts (Lee is a Hunter aka Barf-A-Rama). They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to pick dat nose in public. Just pick it, no one actually cares.
Hot Dog…Warlock Episode 15 has been released. Remy and Watts are your trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to fart in public, especially in movie theaters and art museums. It's important.
Egg Roll…Warlock Episode 14 has been released. Remy, Watts, Dickens and special guest Cozmo are your three trusty Warlock hosts (Cozmo is a hunter…boo). Spoilers: Dickens and Cozmo sound the same, have fun figuring out whom is whom. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to walk it out in public.
Tuna Salad…Warlock Episode 13 has been released. Remy, Watts, Ska and special guest Andy are your three trusty Warlock hosts (Andy just made a Warlock so it’s all good). They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to hold open doors in public and slam them shut right before someone walks in...
Waffles…Warlock Episode 12 has been released. Remy, Watts, and special guest Ska are your three trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember that Chicken and Waffles is acceptable for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.
Pizza…Warlock Episode 10 has been released. Remy, Watts, and special guest River are your three trusty Warlock hosts (River is actually a Hunter…Damn). They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to sneeze freely in public, don't cover that up. Let it flow, like the spice!
Tacos…Warlock Episode 10 has been released. Remy, Watts, and special guest Erica are your three trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to fart in public and as often as possible.
You got an exotic weapon…you’re so cool….Warlock Episode 9 has been released. Remy, Watts, and special guest Chicken Lord are your three trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not get sour cream on your beard.
VENUS BABY…with a hint of lime….Warlock Episode 8 has been released. Dickens, Remy and Watts are your three trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to not blow milk bubbles in public.
It’s launch week and the Warlocks have officially been unleashed upon the Solar System! Join Watts, Remy, and Dickens as they discuss they’re first few days with the full game and what are some inappropriate things to say when leaving your fire team. Come on, you have to discuss the important things in school. Grab your least favorite notepad, it's time to learn some misinformation!
Why call them Awoken Jacks if they don’t taste like Awoken….Warlock Episode 6 has been released. Dickens, Remy and Watts are your three trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to wear clean underwear while listening.
What if toothpaste was pizza flavored? Warlock Episode 5 has been released. Remy and Watts are your two trusty Warlock hosts. They will cover everything Destiny, Warlocks, tacos, and more. Please remember to “let it mellow when it is yellow and if brown flush it down” while listening.