We Should Split Up: Frightful Advice for Spooky People

The mayor and Norm finally track down Hester Doyle...and learn the secret that has kept her away for so long. But while they've been searching for Hester, someone has stolen Halloween! What will happen in the new season of We Should Split Up? Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com. Please rate, review, and subscribe! In this week's episode: Jeff Landale plays Jeff the Head in a Box Tom Caiazza plays Norm the Postman Mayor Caroline plays herself Agnes Wilkerson plays herself Hester Doyle plays herself Logo by Maya Renfro Theme music: "Die in a Fire" by Menage a Garage Play nice, ghoulies! www.frightadvice.com

In the thrilling conclusion of season 1, Norm and Mayor Caroline team up to find Hester Doyle, who's gone missing right on the day she was foretold to be abducted by the beast from the sea! We Should Split Up will return with full episodes on August 15. In the meantime, we'll release some bonus content in the weeks between. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! Or follow us on Facebook or Instagram @frightadvice and send a message there. Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk and at www.frightadvice.com. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 800-273-8255. In this episode, Jeff Landale appears as Jeff the Head in a Box Tom Caiazza appears as Norm the Postman Duster Hoyle appears as himself Mayor Caroline appears as herself! Zak Rogoff appears as Zakkai the Fishnamer Donnie Riggs appears as the Beast from the Sea David Thompson appears as the narrator "Dear Agnes" written and performed by Donnie Riggs. Check out his band, Two Ton Twig! All fish names invented or researched by Zak Rogoff. Our lovely logo was created by Maya Renfro and our theme music is "Die in a Fire" by Menage A Garage, used with permission. Thanks guys! Play nice, ghoulies.

Hester gets closer to the heart of the mystery of Agnes Wilkerson...and her thirteenth episode, where she'll meet her fate (and the beast from the sea?)! Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! Or follow us on Facebook or Instagram @frightadvice and send a message there. Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk and at www.frightadvice.com. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. The Wild Woman of the Woods appears as herself, now get off her lawn. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Sound effects thanks to the generous audiophiles of Freesound.org Play nice, ghoulies.

Hester asks Velveteen to look after the cat and bat Vincents as she secretively prepares for a journey to get to the bottom of Agnes Wilkerson's disappearance. Meanwhile they answer listener questions about crushes and careers. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! You can also message Hester on Facebook and Instagram @frightadvice or via the anonymous comment box on www.frightadvice.com. Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. If you are experiencing suicidal thoughts, there are people who care and want to help you right now at the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Velveteen O'Hara appears as herself. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Sound effects thanks to the audiophiles of Freesound.org PLAY NICE, GHOULIES

Norm joins Hester to talk about moving on, finding your confidence, and possibly one of the most important questions we've tackled: how to show your cat you love them. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. Follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and visit www.frightadvice.com to sign up for the Salem Cove newsletter and get spooky bonus material not available anywhere else. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. If you are experiencing suicidal thoughts, there are people who care and want to help you right now at the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Tom Caiazza appears as Norm the Aggressively Normal Postman. Check out his podcast, The Middle Bits. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Sound Effects Thanks to the Generous Audiophiles of Freesound.org Edited on Audacity because I spent all my money on the microphone PLAY NICE, GHOULIES

Graven Hews can't find what he's lost at Hester's house because he can't remember what it is. So in the meantime, he gives some advice to someone who wants to stop being a troll, and other spooky people. Send your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com. This week's letters used with permission from their original reddit posters. Our logo is by Maya Renfro and our theme music is Die in a Fire by Menage A Garage. All sound effects are thanks to the generous audiophiles of Freesound.org. Play nice, ghoulies.

Hester receives a visit from the mayor of Salem Cove, who has a few choice words to share about those whose abductions threaten to ruffle the town’s carefully laid, meticulously crafted Halloween plans. Also welcome to our first sponsors, Enfield Mattress Co, Scary Security, and Slippery Botanicals. Don’t miss the deal of an unnatural lifetime. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. Follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and visit www.frightadvice.com to sign up for the Salem Cove newsletter and get spooky bonus material not available anywhere else. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Mayor Caroline appears as herself. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Sound effects thanks to the generous audiophiles of Freesound.org All letters appear with permission from their original reddit posters. Thanks for letting us run your questions! Play nice, ghoulies.

Hester fortifies the lighthouse for the upcoming visit from the beast from the sea, and gets some advice on drug hallucinations and insulting the visually impaired from Jeff the Head in a Box. This episode was scripted by Jeff Landale. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. Follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and visit www.frightadvice.com to sign up for the Salem Cove newsletter and get spooky bonus material not available anywhere else. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Jeff Landale appears as Jeff the Head in the Box. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Sound effects thanks to the generous audiophiles of Freesound.org Letter two used with permission from its original reddit poster. Edited on Audacity, free and wild. Play nice, ghoulies.

A waxing gibbous moon rises over the midnight mists of Salem Cove as we pass the midpoint of season one...it is time for the Podcast of the Beast, a bonus minisode to creepen up your Monday. Hester Doyle appears as herself. Jeff Landale appears as Jeff the Head in a Box. Theme music: Die in a Fire by Menage A Garage Logo by Maya Renfro

Hester is joined by her stepbrother, Duster Hoyle, who tries to convince her to leave the quirky world of Salem Cove and its perils behind for a nice, respectable life in the Spinster Sister Suite of his bungalow in the aggressively normal town of Mooresville-on-Plait. While he’s there, they tackle some letters about family. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! We’re putting together upcoming episodes on pets and dealing with your wild side--send your advice requests on those topics, or anything else that’s on your mind. Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. Follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and visit www.frightadvice.com to sign up for the Salem Cove newsletter and get spooky bonus material not available anywhere else. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Duster Hoyle appears as himself. The Mooresville-on-Plait Homeowners Association appears to disapprove. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Sound effects thanks to the generous audiophiles of Freesound.org All letters used with permission from their original reddit posters. Edited on Audacity because it’s Audacious. Play nice, ghoulies.

Do you believe in love after life? I can feel something inside me saying, I really don’t think you’re decomped enough. Hester calls up an old friend, zombie rights activist Sloane, to ask some questions about Sloane’s ex, former Salem Cove advice columnist Agnes Wilkerson. While she’s on the line, they tackle some questions about someone who’s been dumped, someone who’s afraid of future dumping, and someone who really ought to dump her sweetie pie. It’s all in a day’s work for Hester Doyle, the eerie advice columnist of Salem Cove. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! We’re putting together upcoming episodes on pets and dealing with your wild side--send your advice requests on those topics, or anything else that’s on your mind. Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. Follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and visit www.frightadvice.com to sign up for the Salem Cove newsletter and get spooky bonus material not available anywhere else. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Sloane Van Dyke appears as herself. The bags under our eyes appear in our voices because guys, starting up a podcast is really hard. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Sound effects thanks to the generous audiophiles of Freesound.org Letters 2 and 3 used with permission from their original reddit posters. Edited on Audacity because my cat stole my credit card and now I have nothing. Play nice, ghoulies.

We asked Graven Hews to write the description for this episode. He put it on a post-it somewhere. Probably under his left shoe, where he keeps all his secrets. But then it rained. Now he’s lost. He thinks he was going out for a slice of pie but he doesn’t remember which pie shop he was going to and he’s definitely banned from one of them because of that time he ate eighteen quiches in one sitting but he isn’t sure which one. Man’s search for beanie takes us down some unexpected roads. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! We’re putting together upcoming episodes on pets and dealing with your wild side--send your advice requests on those topics, or anything else that’s on your mind. Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. Follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and visit www.frightadvice.com to sign up for the Salem Cove newsletter and get spooky bonus material not available anywhere else. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Seth Spaulding appears as Graven Hews. Check out his band, Black Dog Prowl. Velveteen O’Hara appears as herself, and her call is coming from inside the house. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Sound effects thanks to the generous audiophiles of Freesound.org Letters 1 and 2 used with permission from their original reddit posters. Edited on Audacity, I got two cups of tea and a microphone. Play nice, ghoulies.

In WSSU’s inaugural sexipode, we tackle the really girthy questions, like can we make a joke about detachable penises without frightening off our burgeoning listenership? The answer is...maybe? Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! We’re putting together upcoming episodes on family and pets--send your advice requests on those topics, or anything else that’s on your mind. Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. Follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and visit www.frightadvice.com to sign up for the Salem Cove newsletter and get spooky bonus material not available anywhere else. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. If you are experiencing suicidal thoughts, there are people who care and want to help you right now at the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Velveteen O’Hara appears as herself. Boppy appears in the nightmares of unsolicited dick pic senders. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Sound Effects Thanks to the Generous Audiophiles of Freesound.org Edited on Audacity because I spent all my money on the microphone PLAY NICE, GHOULIES

Forgetful weatherman Graven Hews pops in for a spot of tea and a letter in this bonus minisode. Are you new to the show after hearing about us on The Box of Oddities? Welcome, you beautiful freaks! Full-length episodes drop every Thursday. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! We’re putting together upcoming episodes on family and pets--send your advice requests on those topics, or anything else that’s on your mind. Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. Follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and visit www.frightadvice.com to sign up for the Salem Cove newsletter and get spooky bonus material not available anywhere else. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. If you are experiencing suicidal thoughts, there are people who care and want to help you right now at the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Seth Spaulding appears as Graven Hews. Check out his band, Black Dog Prowl. Kat and Jethro appear in the night under a waning moon if you cast the circle with an open heart. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro Thank you to the audiophiles of www.freesound.org for sharing your sound effects. PLAY NICE, GHOULIES

What if the something that goes bump in the night is actually rattling around in your own head? Should you stay friends with someone who’s having an affair with a married man, or get out the scarlet letter? And what in the great googly moogly is that smell?! These are questions Hester will approach with empathy and concern in this week’s episode, joined by a special friend she found in her attic who’s missing a few parts. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com! We’re putting together upcoming episodes on exes, family, and pets--send your advice requests on those topics, or anything else that’s on your mind. Please rate, review, subscribe, and share; We Should Split Up is available wherever your podcasts lurk. Follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and visit www.frightadvice.com to sign up for the Salem Cove newsletter and get spooky bonus material not available anywhere else. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. If you are experiencing suicidal thoughts, there are people who care and want to help you right now at the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255. In this episode, Hester Doyle appears as herself. Jeff Landale appears as Jeff the Head in a Box. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro PLAY NICE, GHOULIES

How do you embark on a relationship with a flesh-eating monster? Is it ever too late for an old ghoul to learn new tricks? And how many cats will add up to a critical mass that eventually collapses into itself, tearing a hole in the universe that welcomes our new lord Cthulhu? These are the questions Hester is tackling in our first episode, with help from Norm the Aggressively Normal Postman. Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com to be featured on the show! Hester and her friends, neighbors, and haunted artifacts will address nearly any question, whether it's about friends, family, love and sex, personal hauntings, or picking the right horror movie to watch when meeting your sweetheart's parents for the first time. Visit www.frightadvice.com and follow @frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter--and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share! If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. If you are experiencing suicidal thoughts, there are people who care and want to help you right now at the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage A Garage Logo artwork by Maya Renfro, featuring public domain art from the British Library Hester Doyle appears as herself Tom Caiazza appears as Norm Seth Spaulding appears as Graven Hews Where’d You Get Those Sexy Noises? Thunder Peal SFX recorded by Grant Evans "Rain on Windows, Interior, B.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) Rain_3thunders_01.ogg by aesqe Radiotuning.mp3 by cdiaz FM radio tuning by MrAuralization Doorbell by bennstir Thank you for the many other Creative Commons sound effects shared by the generous contributors of freesound.org.

We Should Split Up: Frightful Advice for Spooky People will launch on May 2 with weekly episodes! In the meantime, Hester needs your questions; send them to frightadvice@gmail.com. We Should Split Up is an advice podcast broadcasting from Salem Cove, the 4-time (nonconsecutive) winner for Eeriest Mid-Sized Town in the Northeastern Coastal Region. Hester Doyle, eccentric spinster and unconfirmed witch, answers real listener questions every Thursday with a rotating cabal of co-hosts, including Norm the werewolf in denial, Jeff the head in a box, Velveteen O'Hara the taxidermist, Sloane the zombie rights advocate, and Graven Hews the illustrated man (and part-time meteorologist). ​ Submit your questions to frightadvice@gmail.com. ​ Hester and her friends, neighbors, and haunted artifacts will address nearly any question, whether it's about friends, family, love and sex, personal hauntings, or picking the right horror movie to watch when meeting your sweetheart's parents for the first time. ​ If you are experiencing a crisis, please do not wait to hear from Hester to get help. If you are experiencing suicidal thoughts, there are people who care and want to help you right now at the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255. Theme Music: “Die in a Fire” by Menage a Garage Logo Artwork by Maya Renfro, featuring public domain art from the British Library Visit www.frightadvice.com and follow frightadvice on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter--and don’t forget to subscribe and share! Where’d You Get Those Sexy Noises? Thunder Peal SFX recorded by Grant Evans of Sound Bible "Rain on Windows, Interior, B.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Rain_3thunders_01.ogg by aesqe