Wine THE F Not

We have a special guest. YAY!!!! We are joined by one of the hottest and greatest Moms EVER. Introducing Carly Blomfield. Check her out on Instagram @Carly.BlomfieldWe chat about her experience giving birth during a pandemic, being a proud Mom of two adorable little boys and of course, getting peed on. We totally understand why she didn't day drink with us.

Season 2 "kicks" off with a story about a woman who not only has four legs, but she also has 2 vaginas. I mean, what more could you possibly want?Put ALL your feet up, sit back, relax and listen as we introduce you to Ms. Myrtle Corbin. It's everything you never knew you wanted to know.

Shelby and Amanda pull themselves out of their quarantine, alcohol induced stupor and attempt to get back on the Podcast bandwagon. Amanda is sober (weird right?) so she can barely form a sentence. Shelby sacrifices her liver and takes enough shots for them both. Gotta love a team playa!!!

Shelby tests Amanda on 25 Common Phrases That You're Saying Wrong.Consider this our PSA to you. Don't sound like a complete moron during your next work meeting or convo. As we have said a million times, "We might regret what we are going to say....." but now's your chance NOT TO!!! Live without regrets fellow wino's!This episode bought to you by more random vodka and New Zealand's own OYSTER BAY Merlot. FYI It's a screw top which is something i discovered AFTER trying to open it with a corkscrew.

Shelby and Amanda spend a few moments complaining endlessly about Facebook. It's not the first time we have done this and sadly, it's probably not the last. Sorry. This episode is brought to you by some random vodka shots (Shelby) and some even more random (aka CHEAP) wine (Amanda).

MIL decides to go solo today. Not only is she missing her DIL, she is also missing her tasty alcoholic beverage. Its a short episode because MIL is lazy AF and has a difficult time forming sentences sober.

After the holidays, there's a shit ton of people complaining about their MIL's on social media and Reddit. Amanda recognizes so much about herself in the majority of the complaints. Shelby simply thinks they are funny or sad. Join us on another drunken rant about life with the in-laws, self loathing and other random things.

Shelby is visiting and we take this opportunity to play Truth Or Drink. Turns out we have zero shame and no problem airing our personal info to the world. Liquid courage or stupidity?????? You decide.

Shelby and Amanda attempt to play Trivia Crack. As usual, Amanda can't seem to figure out how to get any thing to work. She blames technology, and NOT old age or all the wine she has consumed. SPOILER ALERT: Shelby wins OF COURSE.

Its holiday time again and nothing says HAPPY HOLIDAYS like a crazy old aunt with syphilis. Good times.

What happens when Amanda drinks too much wine and spends an entire weekend diving down a CULT rabbit hole? NOTHING GOOD. Poor Shelby gets an ear load of Amanda's wine induced, (fake) expertise on cults. Nothing makes sense, but neither do cults. Pour a glass of wine and prepare to be confused.

Shelby and Amanda share some creepy Reddit stories combined with their own personal stories, some of which include Amanda peeing her pants (as always).Amanda learns it is extremely difficult to read anything after drinking one glass of wine.

MIL Amanda complains endlessly about her ex-job and explains why there have been no podcasts recently. DIL Shelby drinks wine for the first time in a long time and we all know that's entertaining!!!

Amanda is sick and mistakenly decides to make everyone else sick by talking about bodily functions and all the glory that comes with them. Sorry (kind of).

Shelby gets tipsy and asks her dear, sweet, innocent MIL some demented WOULD YOU RATHER questions. Life will never be the same.

Shelby and Amanda explore toxic MIL's (to make Amanda feel better about herself) and Wine in a CAN!

MIL and DIL catch up over murderous in-laws, vodka, wine and worms.

Shelby has been researching crazy MIL stories and is here to share. Of course drinks are involved too.

Shelby has been MIA for far too long and Amanda is bitter.

All bets are off. After days of talking about podcasting, we finally actually did it. Drinks are involved (of course) and there is no telling what we actually say or do.www.facebook.com/winethefnotwww.instagram.com/winethefnot?Please don't forget to like and subscribe to us even if you technically don't like us. Consider it your good deed for the year.

Join us for an alcohol infused vent session about our pet peeves. We admit we are petty and bitter but its not our fault, its the fault of annoying, stupid people (and perhaps the alcohol).PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't forget to like and subscribe to us. Message us on FB or IG and tell us what to talk about next. Clearly we need ALL the help we can get.www.facebook.com/winethefnotwww.instagram.com/winethefnot?

Shelby and Amanda talk EXTENSIVELY about The Bachelorette because there is just so much ridiculousness to discuss. Somehow drinking alcoholic beverages while discussing The Bachelorette leads us down memory lane and some reminiscing about our drunken youth experiences. Let me remind you, WE MAY NOT LIKE WHAT WE SAY BUT WE WILL SAY IT ANYWAY. Reach out to us.www.facebook.com/winethefnotwww.instagram.com/winethefnot?Like and subscribe to this podcast. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING :)

Shelby & Amanda take a walk down memory lane and share crazy crap that has happened to them over the years. As always, wine is involved so no doubt our stories are way more dramatic then necessary. These are OUR stories so we can remember them however we want. Check us out and message us on FB and Instagram.www.facebook.com/winethefnotwww.instagram.com/winethefnot?

Mother and daughter-in-law get together (1200 miles apart), enjoy way too many drinks and discuss the people that drive them nuts on social media. It ends up being a rant session but a well deserved rant session. There's a whole bunch of wannabe "influencers" embarrassing themselves on the daily, and we are OVER IT. Cheers :)

Shelby and Amanda get brutally honest talking all things VAGINAS. As always, alcohol is involved which definitely doesn't help the convo much, but it doesn't hurt it either. Find us at: www.facebook.com/winethefnotwww.instagram.com/winethefnot?Like us and subscribe please. We need love :)

Being 1500 miles away from the ones you love on a holiday is NOT easy. Trying to record a podcast when we have ZERO technical ability and have been inhaling alcohol, TOTALLY NOT EASY. But hey, WINE THE F NOT?

Shelby and Amanda investigate infamous, psycho, scary AF mothers. Think you got it bad? Quit complaining. These Moms will make yours look like Mother Teresa. Side Note: Vodka WAS involved in the making of podcast. NOT SORRY.www.facebook.com/winethefnotwww/instagram.com/winethefnot?

Still struggling with a million techy type problems, we decide to post anyways. Imperfect YES. But WINE THE F NOT? If anyone would like to offer us free help, we ain't to proud to accept it. On this weeks episode we asked the question "If you could ask or tell your mother/daughter-in-law anything, what would it be?".www.facebook.com/winethefnotwww.instagram.com/winethefnot?

My (aka THE MOTHER-IN-LAW) vodka infused ramblings on a beautiful Easter Sunday. Shelby (aka THE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW) has no clue I'm recording today and lets hope she never finds out. Lets see what happens when boredom and rational thinking are taken over by a microphone and a drink.