1-800-Weirdos

Dirty Martini is our special guest, and we de-mystify the number 1111 (which has haunted me forever). Farewell to Radio Free Brooklyn - this is our final episode on this wonderful Internet radio station.

Piss of shit is a POS. Notice what I did there?

Praying faith is enough. Hoping nothing isn't ever the end.

Almost over here. Always over there.

Edge of the edge. Have a fucking edge (said the great Tigger)

Nargle Fling, the other one next to it. And so I think so.

The riddle in the title says it all. Figure it out and you'll know why.

The dramatic conclusion and climax! Part 3 of 3.

Nothing can stop the fabulous son from obtaining his goals. Part 2 of 3.

Nothing can stop the fabulous son from obtaining his goals. Part 2 of 3.

A joyous celebration of the end of the lousy shitbitch that ruined everything. Part 1 of 3.

Not even the fingers on my chin. Listening to this episode will render you useless.

If you really think about it, you wouldn't wonder at all. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

You may think these episodes end when you stop listening. For me they just go on and on. I am always here. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Yoni joins us for an amazingly relaxed episode. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

And I hope we passed the audition.

And you know what THAT means...!

No input is required from me; I let the guests take over this time.

Luckily this caller appeared out of nowhere just when he was most needed.

The audacious mischief-makers return for no apparent reason.

The audacious mischief-makers join us for a disorienting ride on the wacko train.

You thought you knew what now is, but that was then.

Everyone always already thinks weirdos are perverts, so why fight it? #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Special guest appearance by our old cohort Lucas Peltonen, who sings in Chinese just for fun. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

There are a few things that everyone knows, but no one knows what they are (nor should they). #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Because I live backwards compared to your existence, everything I did last week is next week for you. That is to say, what you heard last week is what I will do next week. It's confusing for me, too. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Celebrating all the shitbitches in the World and hoping they all die soon. #shitbitch #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

After all was said and never not done, you still wouldn't always ever never not know - even then. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Since it never happened, there's no need to remember it. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Scribbles make me want to squabble, so I don't. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Nothing makes sense. Did you want it to? I didn't think so. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

If you ever thought you would think, or never knew you would know, then you should always pretend you're pretending. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Out - FAR Outside - ALL the WAY outside of everything you ever knew. That is all. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Similar images profoundly irritate your inner knowledge of the impossible. Not my responsibility.

The fabulous Geraldine Winnifred Visco is our special guest on this episode. The old one fits better...!

The title says it all (i.e. nothing nonsense never). Didja get it yet?

The most important thing in the history of history. Don't ever forget it.

Hey, you! Didja ever think that everything is everything?

And it always does. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Starring special guest star @therealxxxy as Mister Y, Voltaire was never so proud. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

The communication goes on forever, but every so often, you gotta sign out... #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

Really better if you focus on something else. You know why. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

It's a strange kind of double-think, and you know it can't last forever. It's just the way it is. My money's on you.

You can say it fi you want, but don't ask me to. Don't even think about it; I know I never do.

It's even further out than the other thing, or even the other other thing. Watch your head.

Now that it's an all new year, I decided to make this episode a compilation of every episode we're ever aired. Listen closely so you can catch all the nuances.

This follow up to the previous episode is especially crafted for the end of the year. If you listen carefully, you'll hear a reference in some way to each event that happened to each person all over the world during every moment of every day of the past year.

This very special non-holiday episode is exactly what you needed to not hear when you aren't not celebrating all those not wonderful not holidays.

The math just doesn't work out. You'll need to show your work.

If anyone had even mentioned it to me, I would be the first one to admit it. Obviously an oversight on your part. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

If you don't already know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Try again, please. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird