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A live freeform expression of music and spoken word, with input from callers to 1-800-Weirdos and friends of weirdos.com – improvisational and interactive – the WEIRDEST SHOW EVER! Live interactive international improvisational musical multimedia mash-ups! Call 800-934-7367 or Skype weirdos999 to be…

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    • Oct 16, 2017 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 28m AVG DURATION
    • 100 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from 1-800-Weirdos

    The 1111 Special (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1745)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 28:03


    Dirty Martini is our special guest, and we de-mystify the number 1111 (which has haunted me forever). Farewell to Radio Free Brooklyn - this is our final episode on this wonderful Internet radio station.

    Simple Piss Aesthetics (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1744)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 28:04


    Piss of shit is a POS. Notice what I did there?

    Go God Ring That Bell (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1743)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 28:04


    Praying faith is enough. Hoping nothing isn't ever the end.

    So Many Too Few (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1742)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 28:02


    Almost over here. Always over there.

    Outer Edge Dynamics (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1741)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 28:04


    Edge of the edge. Have a fucking edge (said the great Tigger)

    The Flipper Plume (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1740)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 28:03


    Nargle Fling, the other one next to it. And so I think so.

    The Blue. (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1739)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 28:03


    The riddle in the title says it all. Figure it out and you'll know why.

    The Celebration of the Return of the Son of the Death of the Shitbitch (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1738)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 28:01


    The dramatic conclusion and climax! Part 3 of 3.

    The Return of the Son of the Death of the Shitbitch (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1737)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 28:01


    Nothing can stop the fabulous son from obtaining his goals. Part 2 of 3.

    The Return of the Son of the Death of the Shitbitch (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1737)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 28:01


    Nothing can stop the fabulous son from obtaining his goals. Part 2 of 3.

    The Death of the Shitbitch (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1736)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 28:01


    A joyous celebration of the end of the lousy shitbitch that ruined everything. Part 1 of 3.

    Nothing Matters (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1735)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017 28:01


    Not even the fingers on my chin. Listening to this episode will render you useless.

    Then Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1734)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2017 28:01


    If you really think about it, you wouldn't wonder at all. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    It Never Ends (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1733)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2017 28:01


    You may think these episodes end when you stop listening. For me they just go on and on. I am always here. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Evil Drummer Boy (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1732)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2017 28:01


    Yoni joins us for an amazingly relaxed episode. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Thanks, Maux (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1731)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 28:01


    And I hope we passed the audition.

    Spree Diddle Diddle Ho (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1730)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 28:01


    And you know what THAT means...!

    The Guests ARE the Show (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1729)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 27:59


    No input is required from me; I let the guests take over this time.

    A Mystery Caller (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1728)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 28:01


    Luckily this caller appeared out of nowhere just when he was most needed.

    More With Saanpedro (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1727)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 28:01


    The audacious mischief-makers return for no apparent reason.

    Saanpedro Intervenes (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1726)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 27:58


    The audacious mischief-makers join us for a disorienting ride on the wacko train.

    Now You Know Now, (1-800-Weirdos ep. 1725)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 28:01


    You thought you knew what now is, but that was then.

    Weird Sex Things (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1724)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 28:02


    Everyone always already thinks weirdos are perverts, so why fight it? #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Why Not Sing? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1723)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 28:01


    Special guest appearance by our old cohort Lucas Peltonen, who sings in Chinese just for fun. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    No One Knows What Everyone Knows (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1722)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 27:57


    There are a few things that everyone knows, but no one knows what they are (nor should they). #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Next Week is Last Week (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1721)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 28:01


    Because I live backwards compared to your existence, everything I did last week is next week for you. That is to say, what you heard last week is what I will do next week. It's confusing for me, too. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    The Shitbitch Celebration (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1720)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 27:57


    Celebrating all the shitbitches in the World and hoping they all die soon. #shitbitch #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Even Then (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1719)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 27:57


    After all was said and never not done, you still wouldn't always ever never not know - even then. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    That Was the Year That Wasn't (1-800-Weirdos, ep.1718)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 28:00


    Since it never happened, there's no need to remember it. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Scribbles and Squabbles (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1717)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 28:01


    Scribbles make me want to squabble, so I don't. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Ridiculous Absurdities (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1716)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2017 28:02


    Nothing makes sense. Did you want it to? I didn't think so. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Don't You Think (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1715)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2017 28:02


    If you ever thought you would think, or never knew you would know, then you should always pretend you're pretending. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Time to Go Outside (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1714)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2017 28:01


    Out - FAR Outside - ALL the WAY outside of everything you ever knew. That is all. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Next Never Always (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1713)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2017 28:01


    Similar images profoundly irritate your inner knowledge of the impossible. Not my responsibility.

    Visco Disco With Crisco (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1712)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2017 28:01


    The fabulous Geraldine Winnifred Visco is our special guest on this episode. The old one fits better...!

    Last Glance Chance Dance (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1711)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2017 28:01


    The title says it all (i.e. nothing nonsense never). Didja get it yet?

    Nothing Matters More (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1710)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2017 28:02


    The most important thing in the history of history. Don't ever forget it.

    Everything is Everything (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1709)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2017 28:02


    Hey, you! Didja ever think that everything is everything?

    The Truth Will Make Me Crazy (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1708)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2017 28:00


    And it always does. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Mister Y's Best of All Possible Days (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1707)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2017 28:00


    Starring special guest star @therealxxxy as Mister Y, Voltaire was never so proud. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Over and Out (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1706)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2017 28:00


    The communication goes on forever, but every so often, you gotta sign out... #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    Try Not to Think About It (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1705)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2017 28:00


    Really better if you focus on something else. You know why. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    It Isn't But It Is Also (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1704)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2017 28:01


    It's a strange kind of double-think, and you know it can't last forever. It's just the way it is. My money's on you.

    Not Gonna Say It (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1703)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2017 28:01


    You can say it fi you want, but don't ask me to. Don't even think about it; I know I never do.

    The Other Other Other Thing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1702)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2017 27:59


    It's even further out than the other thing, or even the other other thing. Watch your head.

    Start Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1701)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2017 28:05


    Now that it's an all new year, I decided to make this episode a compilation of every episode we're ever aired. Listen closely so you can catch all the nuances.

    Crappy Blue Gear (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1652)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2017 28:01


    This follow up to the previous episode is especially crafted for the end of the year. If you listen carefully, you'll hear a reference in some way to each event that happened to each person all over the world during every moment of every day of the past year.

    Berry Y-mas (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1651)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2017 27:58


    This very special non-holiday episode is exactly what you needed to not hear when you aren't not celebrating all those not wonderful not holidays.

    Something Doesn't Add Up (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1650)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2017 27:58


    The math just doesn't work out. You'll need to show your work.

    No One Told Me That (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1649)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2016 28:01


    If anyone had even mentioned it to me, I would be the first one to admit it. Obviously an oversight on your part. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

    1648-What Are You Talking About? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1648)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2016 28:01


    If you don't already know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Try again, please. #WeirdosTV #GetWeird

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