Across the Cxntry

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Zany comedy pod hosted by Lindsey Poyar & emli bender who share their weekly thoughts on life across the country as a modern-day American lady and the necessary b*tching that comes with it. Both of them are best friends as well as being really hot & funny. Support us on www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry xoxo Gossip Girl,,, Lindsey Poyar is a freelance photographer based out of Cleveland, Ohio where she currently runs her own art studio, Popshell Studio. emli bender is a tech babe rolling through the streets of Seattle, Washington.

emli bender & Lindsey Poyar


    • Mar 30, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 52m AVG DURATION
    • 28 EPISODES


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    episode 34 - chimpanzees and foxes and bears, oh my!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2023 47:14


    I'm sorry my goofy goobers we recorded this beginning of March and you're getting it now. Did you miss us?? we missed you! In this episode we talk about pros and cons of owning exotic pets. Follow us on instagram @acrossthecxntry support us on patreon and please like, comment and subscribe

    episode 33 - the gossip girl episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 44:38


    Happy Valentine's Day u lover birds! Join Lindsey and Emli and they catch up on recent events before diving into the cultural phenomenon that is Gossip Girl. Please rate us on whatever app you're using and support us on patreon.com/acrossthecxntry

    episode 32 - bath salts and olive oil

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 47:19


    howdy you goofballs! did you think we were done?! Lindsey Poyar and Emli Bender are back better than ever in the new year, Lindsey teaches you a secret new way to paint and Emli talks about the relevant subject of bath salts. Like and subscribe or I'll tell Santa on you >:) happy NYE u fools! instagram @acrossthecxntry patreon for support! patreon.com/acrossthecxntry also episode 106 by sword and scale is the bath salts episode emli is referencing if u want to listen

    episode 31 - thanksgiving leftovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022 46:11


    I'm so bad at uploading! This episode is fun and cute, we talk about thanksgiving & Lindsey shares exciting news for the future! Please rate us, follow us on insta & support on patreon

    episode 30 - halloween spooktacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 50:18


    edit: sorry i uploaded this 2 weeks later i went to ohio & then forgot as well so uwu - emli happy halloween y'all, we missed you!! xoxox In this week's episode we go over costumes & movies for Halloween, the best holiday of the year. Follow our insta @acrossthecxntry & support us on patreon.com/acrossthecxnty

    episode 29 - jumbo huddy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 44:15


    Howdy y'all we recorded this two weeks ago and I'm posting it now, listen to Lindsey tell u about being a SanFran socialite rubbin' elbows with the hudsters whilst emli regals us about PNW weddings. SUPPORT US www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry rate us loves!

    episode 28 - birthday bash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 40:56


    hi guys! across the country is back;; in this week's episode we discuss emli turning 27 in Cleveland as the girls hang out IRL also look out or Lindsey will bully you teehee www.patreon.com/acrosstheccxntry pls support us luvs

    episode 27 - spooky bug stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 52:01


    we're back bitches ~ sorry for the hiatus; we've been busy never experiencing depression or anxiety while tripping over dollar billsssssssss anyway this week's ep is about bugs and ghosts; a Cxntry staple! farm fresh straight to table eat up u lil slut yum yum patreon.com/acrossthecxntry

    episode 26 - cross country girls

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 40:37


    It's a new episode ✨ recorded a week ago but posted now welcome to my joker brain

    episode 25 - we're cowboys now

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 44:28


    Special Texas episode y'all ~ emli & Lindsey met up in Marfa, Texas to get down n dusty with the locals. Tune in for a super late episode that we recorded a week ago & I'm posting meow patreon.com/acrossthecxntry instagram.com/acrossthecxntry XOXO

    episode 24 - eating burritos with forks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 41:09


    Hi QTs ✨ this week emli rages over a slight inconvenience while Lindsey casually retells having to go to the police recently. Didya miss us? More episodes at www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry Find us on IG at @acrossthecxntry uw we wuv u

    episode 23 - death + euphoria

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 54:40


    Hi babies n ladies, in this week's episode ya girls Lindsey & emli get a lil serious on death but more importantly Euphoria & the current season 2 that's been coming out. More episodes on our patreon www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry follow our insta @acrossthecxntry

    episode 22 - rihanna is pregnant

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 50:01


    Rihanna is friggin' preggers n it's episode 22 of Across the Cxntry y'all! Join yr fav hot hosts for a super late upload this is like a 2 week old episode by now hehe ya girl broke her software but we gucci meow. This episode's topics are BABIES n SLAPPING don't worry not together tho teehee! subscribe to our patreon for bonus episode www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry instagram @acrossthecxntry to keep updated or see our memes

    episode 21 - fjording that ox

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 55:25


    hi you goons welcome back to keeping up with the kardashians AKA the newest nickname for podcasting babygirls Lindsey & emli

    episode 20 - riding the bull

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 56:53


    howdy cowgirls in this week's episode emli & Lindsey chat about Cleveland love and the worst things to break out on a dance floor. subscribe to out patreon uwu patreon.com/acrossthecxntry this is why we have no ads jsyk

    episode 19 - oi govna it's a new year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 55:33


    hello y'all it's a new year

    new year nickleodeon
    episode 18 - uncanny christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 46:28


    good holidays y'all! in this episode Lindsey has a lil cough & i don't mute it

    episode 17 - sticks & stones & broken bones

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 53:00


    episode 16 - squirrelly dans

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 50:33


    What whaat this is an episode on time? In this week's ep emli & Lindsey talk about their itchin' anxieties and flossin' dreams. idk! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON >:) www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry insta: @acrossthecxntry

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    episode 15 - star crossed lovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 63:39


    in this episode emli & Lindsey critique comedy from their ivory towers of hilarity (jokes!). after talking about goofs n gaffs they talk about guns because that's the american xillenial switch up for y'all o gosh

    episode 14 - sights n smells

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 55:45


    late upload because emli was having fun! this was supposed to be a week ago imagine you're in a time capsule. emli shares intimate texts with Lindsey and pretends she's okay & Lindsey regals us on being a hot $influencer in the clerb. Patreon pwease: www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry instagram: @acrossthecxntry love me !!!

    episode 13 - car talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 48:14


    Howdy y'all

    episode 12 - the first lil squirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 65:41


    oh sheesh! it's a late upload y'all since emli was too busy partying this weekend

    episode 11 - secure start

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 55:11


    ur fav girls curl up in the october air; Lindsey gives insight on what it's like being a hot girl influencer and emli recants her weekend at the movies. wow! we missed u

    episode 10 - new new new

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 56:07


    zoinks scoob! in this episode emli finally learns how to use her microphone, Lindsey reinvests in her art studio, & the girls get serious on some Halloween thoughts. also we keep talking & made our first premiere episode

    episode 9 - signing in and running late

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 75:59


    Join QTs Lindsey & emli for more seasonal spooks as they settle into autumn season & hate on terrible landlords. Emli tells the spookiest scary story she's been told & Lindsey toils until 1 am for YOU. THE AUDIENCE. Please donate to our fund to protect Lindsey from the raccoons: www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry i promise audio will be prime next episode please don't hang up

    episode 8 - i'm spooked out

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 69:32


    New new audio set up, Lindsey & emli this week catch up on this generation's Y2K (Instagram being down for a few hours) and talk about celebrity fatigue before then spooking each other out on the thought of Mark Cuckernerd. Support us in case IG goes down again

    episode 7 - hooters in hawaii

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 58:22


    Oh sheesh y'all it's a new audio set up. Tune in this week for emli to recall her weekend in Bavarian autumn as Lindsey shares impressing a Broadway cast but they instead circle around the surburban hell that is chain restaurants. Support us www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry Suggest things to us babydolls acrossthecxntry@gmail.com

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