Across the Cxntry

I'm sorry my goofy goobers we recorded this beginning of March and you're getting it now. Did you miss us?? we missed you! In this episode we talk about pros and cons of owning exotic pets. Follow us on instagram @acrossthecxntry support us on patreon and please like, comment and subscribe

Happy Valentine's Day u lover birds! Join Lindsey and Emli and they catch up on recent events before diving into the cultural phenomenon that is Gossip Girl. Please rate us on whatever app you're using and support us on patreon.com/acrossthecxntry

howdy you goofballs! did you think we were done?! Lindsey Poyar and Emli Bender are back better than ever in the new year, Lindsey teaches you a secret new way to paint and Emli talks about the relevant subject of bath salts. Like and subscribe or I'll tell Santa on you >:) happy NYE u fools! instagram @acrossthecxntry patreon for support! patreon.com/acrossthecxntry also episode 106 by sword and scale is the bath salts episode emli is referencing if u want to listen

I'm so bad at uploading! This episode is fun and cute, we talk about thanksgiving & Lindsey shares exciting news for the future! Please rate us, follow us on insta & support on patreon

edit: sorry i uploaded this 2 weeks later i went to ohio & then forgot as well so uwu - emli happy halloween y'all, we missed you!! xoxox In this week's episode we go over costumes & movies for Halloween, the best holiday of the year. Follow our insta @acrossthecxntry & support us on patreon.com/acrossthecxnty

Howdy y'all we recorded this two weeks ago and I'm posting it now, listen to Lindsey tell u about being a SanFran socialite rubbin' elbows with the hudsters whilst emli regals us about PNW weddings. SUPPORT US www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry rate us loves!

hi guys! across the country is back;; in this week's episode we discuss emli turning 27 in Cleveland as the girls hang out IRL also look out or Lindsey will bully you teehee www.patreon.com/acrosstheccxntry pls support us luvs

we're back bitches ~ sorry for the hiatus; we've been busy never experiencing depression or anxiety while tripping over dollar billsssssssss anyway this week's ep is about bugs and ghosts; a Cxntry staple! farm fresh straight to table eat up u lil slut yum yum patreon.com/acrossthecxntry

It's a new episode ✨ recorded a week ago but posted now welcome to my joker brain

Special Texas episode y'all ~ emli & Lindsey met up in Marfa, Texas to get down n dusty with the locals. Tune in for a super late episode that we recorded a week ago & I'm posting meow patreon.com/acrossthecxntry instagram.com/acrossthecxntry XOXO

Hi QTs ✨ this week emli rages over a slight inconvenience while Lindsey casually retells having to go to the police recently. Didya miss us? More episodes at www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry Find us on IG at @acrossthecxntry uw we wuv u

Hi babies n ladies, in this week's episode ya girls Lindsey & emli get a lil serious on death but more importantly Euphoria & the current season 2 that's been coming out. More episodes on our patreon www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry follow our insta @acrossthecxntry

Rihanna is friggin' preggers n it's episode 22 of Across the Cxntry y'all! Join yr fav hot hosts for a super late upload this is like a 2 week old episode by now hehe ya girl broke her software but we gucci meow. This episode's topics are BABIES n SLAPPING don't worry not together tho teehee! subscribe to our patreon for bonus episode www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry instagram @acrossthecxntry to keep updated or see our memes

hi you goons welcome back to keeping up with the kardashians AKA the newest nickname for podcasting babygirls Lindsey & emli

howdy cowgirls in this week's episode emli & Lindsey chat about Cleveland love and the worst things to break out on a dance floor. subscribe to out patreon uwu patreon.com/acrossthecxntry this is why we have no ads jsyk

hello y'all it's a new year

good holidays y'all! in this episode Lindsey has a lil cough & i don't mute it

Hi babes

What whaat this is an episode on time? In this week's ep emli & Lindsey talk about their itchin' anxieties and flossin' dreams. idk! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON >:) www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry insta: @acrossthecxntry

in this episode emli & Lindsey critique comedy from their ivory towers of hilarity (jokes!). after talking about goofs n gaffs they talk about guns because that's the american xillenial switch up for y'all o gosh

late upload because emli was having fun! this was supposed to be a week ago imagine you're in a time capsule. emli shares intimate texts with Lindsey and pretends she's okay & Lindsey regals us on being a hot $influencer in the clerb. Patreon pwease: www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry instagram: @acrossthecxntry love me !!!

Howdy y'all

oh sheesh! it's a late upload y'all since emli was too busy partying this weekend

ur fav girls curl up in the october air; Lindsey gives insight on what it's like being a hot girl influencer and emli recants her weekend at the movies. wow! we missed u

zoinks scoob! in this episode emli finally learns how to use her microphone, Lindsey reinvests in her art studio, & the girls get serious on some Halloween thoughts. also we keep talking & made our first premiere episode

Join QTs Lindsey & emli for more seasonal spooks as they settle into autumn season & hate on terrible landlords. Emli tells the spookiest scary story she's been told & Lindsey toils until 1 am for YOU. THE AUDIENCE. Please donate to our fund to protect Lindsey from the raccoons: www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry i promise audio will be prime next episode please don't hang up

New new audio set up, Lindsey & emli this week catch up on this generation's Y2K (Instagram being down for a few hours) and talk about celebrity fatigue before then spooking each other out on the thought of Mark Cuckernerd. Support us in case IG goes down again

Oh sheesh y'all it's a new audio set up. Tune in this week for emli to recall her weekend in Bavarian autumn as Lindsey shares impressing a Broadway cast but they instead circle around the surburban hell that is chain restaurants. Support us www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry Suggest things to us babydolls acrossthecxntry@gmail.com