Can I go home now? with John Kennedy

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I read stories sent in by people. I also tell some of my stories. Ok can I be done writing a description now

Can I go home now?


    • Sep 19, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 30m AVG DURATION
    • 23 EPISODES

    4.8 from 44 ratings Listeners of Can I go home now? with John Kennedy that love the show mention: john, funny, good.



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    idk why im running

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 17:25


    In this episode I talk about running in the station from a guy with a knife I guess Idk that's just what the citizen app said I was running from.

    me and my wife share a mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2021 24:21


    I talk about people always being hurt and wanting to fight but also wanting to be employed.

    roasting in spanish

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 20:37


    In this episode I talk about working at a donut shop and a homeless guy with one leg.

    2 delis 1 block

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 20:07


    I talk about getting a job at a donut place and accepting subway creatures.

    if your eyes are rolled back you're not listening

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 15:49


    I talk about moving to New York and a crack head with his pants down.

    im leaving

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 18:28


    I talk about moving to New York and facebook marketplace.

    do astronauts shower up there

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 15:44


    In this episode I talk about time and waiters.

    tweeting on behalf of orlando

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 21:23


    I talk about writing tik toks for amtrax and how self driving dominos cars are very useful for eating pizza.

    would you rather drive a party bus or graduate high school

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 18:53


    In this episode I talk about my experience on party buses and being scared of the dark sometimes.

    nature is cool when im not there

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 20:21


    I talk about the tv show our planet and playing pool at a dive bar against a guy who brought a stick from home.

    im the cushion guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 18:08


    I talk about late night TV and finding out my friends in elementary school were actually small 40 year olds.

    get your bean in line chicago

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 17:51


    I talk about the Chicago bean and Gordan Ramsay at the pawn shop

    just roll me the baseball

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 20:40


    I talk about going to Kansas, my friend dislocating his arm, and tracking down old friends.

    shiner from a minor

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 28:15


    I talk about how I got punched in the face by a kid and how instagram ads suck.

    no ubers in the area

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 58:53


    I talk with Tommy Bayer about the time he was robbed at gun point and how I thought I had to fart to in a whoopee cushion to inflate it.

    you'll get em next time

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 65:54


    Geoffrey Asmus and Kathleen O'Brien talk with me about standup and hitler.

    pissing on the dance floor

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 21:22


    I talk about going on a party bus for the first time and watching someone almost die from citrus.

    taxes blow i hate them

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 27:48


    Just me this week and I talk about going to baseball games and paying way too much in taxes.

    my grandma died on that memory foam

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 95:55


    I sit down with my friend JJ Gordon and talk about stuff.

    asleep at the wheel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 76:11


    I talk with Mike Lester about quitting jobs and bus drivers that have seizures.

    getting fired for a coupon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 0:30


    I talk about getting fired and read stories people sent in about wanting to quit their jobs.

    biting the head off a dead bird

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 33:55


    I talk about old school memories and my experience at jimmy johns.

    I got vaccinated by someone who failed bandaid class

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 39:59


    I talk about getting my covid vaccine, getting grabbed at a ground round, and I read some of your stories.

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