Can I go home now? with John Kennedy

In this episode I talk about running in the station from a guy with a knife I guess Idk that's just what the citizen app said I was running from.

I talk about people always being hurt and wanting to fight but also wanting to be employed.

In this episode I talk about working at a donut shop and a homeless guy with one leg.

I talk about getting a job at a donut place and accepting subway creatures.

I talk about moving to New York and a crack head with his pants down.

I talk about moving to New York and facebook marketplace.

In this episode I talk about time and waiters.

I talk about writing tik toks for amtrax and how self driving dominos cars are very useful for eating pizza.

In this episode I talk about my experience on party buses and being scared of the dark sometimes.

I talk about the tv show our planet and playing pool at a dive bar against a guy who brought a stick from home.

I talk about late night TV and finding out my friends in elementary school were actually small 40 year olds.

I talk about the Chicago bean and Gordan Ramsay at the pawn shop

I talk about going to Kansas, my friend dislocating his arm, and tracking down old friends.

I talk about how I got punched in the face by a kid and how instagram ads suck.

I talk with Tommy Bayer about the time he was robbed at gun point and how I thought I had to fart to in a whoopee cushion to inflate it.

Geoffrey Asmus and Kathleen O'Brien talk with me about standup and hitler.

I talk about going on a party bus for the first time and watching someone almost die from citrus.

Just me this week and I talk about going to baseball games and paying way too much in taxes.

I sit down with my friend JJ Gordon and talk about stuff.

I talk with Mike Lester about quitting jobs and bus drivers that have seizures.

I talk about getting fired and read stories people sent in about wanting to quit their jobs.

I talk about old school memories and my experience at jimmy johns.

I talk about getting my covid vaccine, getting grabbed at a ground round, and I read some of your stories.