Capricorn – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

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A monthly reading of Capricorn's Stoner Horoscope as created by Adora Zen of StonerHoroscopes.com

Jay Fratt


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    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 4:00


    Stoner Capricorn, as the temperature heats up and Summer finally gets into full swing, your cannabis companions are going to need you to keep your cool. The month ahead promises to bring you and your fellow tokin' terrestrial astronauts on one wild ride. But, amidst the epic highs and unavoidable lows, you will be called upon to be a grounding, peaceful presence. Throughout the month, new acquaintances and age-old canna-buddies alike will be drawn to your kindness and dank buds. Stoner Capricorn, whether they are in need of a few encouraging words of wisdom to help them get through a tough time, or they simply want to share a celebratory bowl when they are on the come up; your partners-in-chronic know that they can count on your door to be open and your stash jars to be full of the frostiest nugs. But, my stoner Sea-Goat, while your place might be a pitstop for the other signs in the stoner Zodiac to take a break and a bong rip, don't forget that you have your own adventuring to do. You have your own trails to blaze! In order to maintain momentum throughout all of June, it will be a good idea to stick to Hybrid strains for the month. You want to be flying high enough to soak up the Sun's stimulating rays, but still grounded enough to channel the energy into forward, positive progress. Whether it's a weekend getaway or a smokey summer vacation, pack your bags stoner Capricorn!  Grab the ganja and hit the open road. As long as you are smoking good green and are traveling with good people, where you go doesn't matter.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 4:23


    Stoner Capricorn, you can expect your May to be filled with peaceful days of puffing your favorite buds with your favorite people. While the cosmos does not have any cataclysmic events in store for you this month, it is the overflow from the dramatics of the smoke circle that you will have to watch out for. Other star signs in the stoner Zodiac may find themselves a little more on edge as some planets cast shadows of illusion, and create tensions where normally there wouldn't be. Stoner Capricorn, while you may not be able to avoid encountering those who are having a rougher month than you, you can control how much you are affected by their negative vibrations. My stoner Sea-Goat, while shying away, and avoiding all social interactions is one way to protect your own spritely spirits from being brought down, it is not the most advisable. The best way to keep your own mood elevated, and your optimistic attitude flying high is by sticking to a consistent, smoke-filled regiment of selfcare. Afterall, a little medicated meditation can work wonders. Don't be afraid to dip out to sneak-a-toke if you are feeling a little overwhelmed by the stuff happening to your fellow tokin' terrestrial astronauts. Afterall, with everything going on in their own orbit, they may not even notice you left. Stoner Capricorn, I am not saying you have to pass on all the social smoke sessions. But it may be a good idea to keep your smoke circle limited to invite only. There are few situations when tensions flare between best buds that the peace pipe can't help calm. But a bunch of stoney strangers is a different story. So my indulgent Sea-Goat, as long as you know the people you're sharing your pipe with, you will spend the month of May in good company: Making great memories smoking the finest greens.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 4:28


    Stoner Capricorn of all the stoner Zodiac, you've had one of the most clouded and challenging beginnings to your year. I say ‘beginning', but you are well aware that it's been three rough and wild months of doing your best to navigate your way through the cosmic chaos. Well, there is finally some good news my ambitious stoner Sea-Goat. Regardless of whether or not it's written in the stars, you will be surrounded by more than just the sweet scent of sinsemilla. This month, change is in the air! And even better, the form this change takes will be manifested by you. You are in control! Be sure to toke before you take action stoner Capricorn. Spend the first days of April in deep thought with some healing, yet heady herbs. But be mindful that these earliest smoke sessions should be all about meaningful meditation. The goal of this time spent with cannabis is about cultivating clarity of third-eye sight, and clearing the mind of distraction. You don't want to spend hours spaced out, lost in thought, only to find yourself more clouded than when you started. Don't worry stoner Capricorn, you won't have to face this transition from chaos to tranquility all by yourself. With the New Moon happening on the dawn of the month, you will have a tangible turning point to mark the end of the tumultuous months. There is a clear celestial line to begin your new journey along a more positive path. Stoner Capricorn this hard-earned peace is something to commemorate. By the end of the month your smoke sessions will turn away from contemplation, and take on a more celebratory tone. Invite your partners-in-chronic to share in your good fortune and good ganja; because from here on out stoner Capricorn, life is only going to be top shelf for you!

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 4:02


    It's over stoner Capricorn! All the swag analogies and bunk bud predictions of continued struggles are done! March represents a rebirth for the stoner Sea-Goat. Now, you can truly start to climb the cliffs of progress. Early in the month around the time of the New Moon on the 2nd, toke time with your sacred herbal guide. Sink deep into a medicated meditative state. Use this solo adventure with cannabis as a sort of internal house cleaning. Flush out the struggles of the past, and open the pathways for progress in the future. Use this solo deep dive with the sacred herb as a way to set the stage for positivity in March. The cosmic influence is changing. Prepare yourself for brighter days so that when the transition occurs, you will be eager to seize the day instead of confused by the circumstances. With the deep cleansing solo dive out of the way, stock the stash jars with light and airy Sativa cannabis strains. The cannabis experience for the remainder of the month should invoke creativity and flexibility more so than a contemplative medicated state. The flexibility found within a light regiment with the sacred herb will allow balance within this positive transition. Cleanse the spirit. Heal the body. Reset the mind. Everything that follows will be connected to your true internal drives. Everything will be possible once again stoner Capricorn.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 4:13


    Stoner Capricorn, if 2021 was a bag of buds, it would have been shwag at best. And while you may have thought that the New Year was going to be more like top shelf, grade-A green, you seem to still find yourself picking through the stems and seeds of life. But what do you do when you aren't able to get ahold of better-quality buds? You upgrade your smoking utensils, of course! And if you want to make the most of the bag you're dealt this month, then this is exactly the approach you will need to take. Unfortunately, stoner Capricorn, I can't say that February will be any more predictable or promising. But I can say that how you approach the highs and lows during this period, and the tools you employ to rise above the uncertain times ahead, IS, within your control. And, although you can't always change the situation you're in, you can work to change your perspective. The good news is my chronic-loving Capricorn, you do not have to undertake these mind-expanding exercises on your own. Fortunately, the sacred herb is more than just a magical plant that makes you giggle or gives you the munchies. Its healing vapors will also help you to introspect, reflect, and recalibrate how you respond to the challenges you face. Stoner Capricorn, when the roads ahead are hazy and it's hard to see, sometimes you just need to get to an elevated vantage point. So, this month, allow the sacred herb to lift your spirits and line of sight above and out of the fray. Just remember to keep your expectations realistic stoner Capricorn. Expecting that the sky will be the limit may not be the most practical during this time, but it's always a good idea to aim a little higher!

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021


    Stoner Capricorn, what is your mission on this terrestrial plane?  In this existence hurtling through space on our spaceship Earth.  It’s a heavy question, but one worth considering once in a while. I have a friend and mentor who contemplates ‘service to self’ and ‘service to others’ as modes of personal action.  This month, the … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December →

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2021


    Stoner Capricorn you are in the middle of a confluence of celestial events this November.  The word of the month is satellitium:  A group of several planets in a sign.  The Sun, Mars, and Mercury will all be visiting the Capricorn sign this month. This triumvirate of celestial bodies will bring with them a deep … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November →

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021


    My diligent stoner Capricorn, October promises to be a wonderful time period.  Even if cosmic support goes against your usual stoner directives, there will be opportunity for growth and progress.  With the connected nature of cannabis, it will be easy to float high out of your comfort zone.  The studious stoner Capricorn is one of … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October →

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021


    Stoner Capricorn the month of September sets up to be as complex as your inner machinations.  As it is tough to pin down your stoner traits on any given day, so too will it be difficult to predict universal influence in the first Fall month. Make sure your treasure chest of cannabis strains is loaded … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September →

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021


    What a wonderful time to be a stoner Capricorn!  The final Summer month will bring blessings of opportunity and understanding to the plotting Sea-Goat. Stoner Capricorn, I understand that your primary modes are logic based, and it certainly has suited you well on our terrestrial plane.  But early in the month you will have the … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021


    Stoner Capricorn there is so much of your wonderful nature that is steeped in tradition and consistency.  But sometimes major steps of growth can come from breaking free from dependable routines. July will test the stoner Sea-Goat.  But this is a worthwhile exam.  Use the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb to break out … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021


    Stoner Capricorn Summer is finally here. You might be tempted to light up and leave all your worries behind; especially as you see your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts appear to be living the carefree life. Unfortunately, June will not provide you the same opportunity for a go-with-the-flow attitude, at least if you want to avoid … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021


    Stoner Capricorn many blessings will come your way from the current celestial alignment.  With positivity in your heart, and the sweet sensimilla in your lungs, you are more than capable of creating a magic adventure.  The universe will strengthen the natural traits of the sturdy Sea-Goat in May.  Warm cosmic waves will feel like subtle … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021


    Stoner Capricorn this April is all about letting go of negativity, toking time with the cannafam, and embarking on your next great journey. As an instinctual go-getter who appreciates predictability, these strange times are not likely jiving well with your natural energy. I know it has been difficult for you, but load the bowl, breathe … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021


    Stoner Capricorn, spring is finally here!  After a long winter spent tokin’ tough from the cozy comfort of your couch, the prospect of traveling somewhere further than the kitchen to cure your most recent case of the munchies seems exhilarating. The days are getting longer, the weather is heating up, but growing also is a … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021


    Stoner Capricorn this month you should pay extra close attention to your greens, both your herbal supplies and your bank account. You may be feeling confident and content with your current resources, but unexpected expenses can burn through your stash; so make sure you are actively adding to your reserves. If you aren’t sure how … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn 2021 starts with an amazing combination of cosmic kismet.  With the guiding hand of celestial influence, and the guiding spirit of the sacred herb, January will be a month of love and progress. There is a warm glow surrounding the cosmic influence in January for the stoner Capricorn.  With the right balance of … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn the month of December might seem like an example of the old argument between destiny and will to power.  I’m not here to solve age old philosophical conundrums, and you shouldn’t spend any time dwelling on it either.  The bottom line to December will be effort.  No matter the answer to grand questions … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn the last period was spent improving internal dialogue.  As Fall transitions into Winter, contemplative focus will now turn outward.  But even with cosmic streams of influence pushing outward progress, it all stems from within you my studious Sea-Goat.  November will require a keen third eye for learning and advancement. Stoner Capricorn, use the … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn get ready for a bong-rip-roaring month of October.  Progress and bliss are only a few steps away.  But there will be no cosmic gift of energetic waves this month; instead, you will need to puff toward progress under your own power and impetus.  With the sacred herb as your guide, you can forge … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn September brings cosmic waves of self confidence and advocacy.  Awesome positivity for advancement on the terrestrial plain is packed in your celestial bowl this month.  However, this cosmic wave is heavy, and will require honest work, and effort, to ride it to success and progress.  But you are the sturdy Sea-Goat, ready and … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn August promises to be as refreshing as a cool Summer breeze.  Life is good.  Perhaps some adventurous classic rock should blast from your speakers this month during the day, and some celebratory Jimmy Buffet calypso music at night.  All strain options are open for your cannabis prescription during the second Summer month my … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn cosmic influence in July promises delight, intrigue, and progress.  And these wonderful words will manifest singularly within the three trimesters of the month.  So pack the bowl and sit back; I’ve got the perfect cannabis inspired recipe for success in July. First Trimester:  Delight The battle hardened Sea-Goat can breathe easy as July … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn it’s time to pull out your compass and high water waders!  June is going to be a squirrelly mix of storming cosmic influence.  There you go, I ripped that line off like a band-aid.  Now let’s work on smoothing out this rough patch prediction.  After all, who else is built for storming weather … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn it’s time to get connected with the smoke circle once again.  The month of May will prove to be a personal period of experimentation, testing bonds, and triumph.  Perhaps Smoke Two Joints by Sublime should be forefront on the personal playlist for May.  A positive healthy mantra rooted in the sacred herb will … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn sometimes universal influence sends you a bag of bunk weed.  It’s how we react to a cosmically inspired bunk situation that leaves us open to a universal gift of a big bag of majestic sacred herb.  April may start off with a few stems, but if you keep it positive there will be … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020


    Stoner Capricorn as we travel down the river of life there are sections of dangerous rapids, terrifying cliff falls, monotonous meanderings, and swift peaceful stretches.  Sit back, relax, take puffs of cannabis smoke, February will be a swift peaceful stretch of time in the cosmic current of 2020. Cosmic influence will not throw you into … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019


    Stoner Capricorn there are great blessings from the cosmos to kick off 2020.  The current planetary alignment is like a magnifying glass of positivity shining down on you.  And around the 10th of the month, this positive magnification reaches its focal point. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades … even in January. You … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2019


    Stoner Capricorn December will be a challenging period.  But during this phase, you will be the one performing the exacting actions.  Stand tall my sturdy Sea Goat, this month you will bring the fight to those that oppose you. Whether you are standing against injustice, confronting a nemesis, or breaking imposing societal restraints, there will … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019


    There is a cosmic weight placed on the stoner Capricorn’s shoulders in November. Do not fret my sturdy Sea-Goat, you have more than enough power, strength, and stamina to carry this planetary burden. The rest of the stoner Zodiac needs you in the final Fall month. Who is always the stoner holding the good green? … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November 2019 → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November 2019 appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2019


    Stoner Capricorn the month of October will be one of dualities: Yin and yang, darkness and light, great heights and sullen lows, and of course Indica and Sativa. You can expect sunny skies and smooth rides as you begin your autumnal adventures; but this ease of movement will turn to difficult travels. Like when that … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019


    Stoner Capricorn settle in and enjoy the ride. September will be like a gentle drive on cruise control. No sacred herbal prescription is required this month. All strains of the sacred herb are open for your toking interpretation. Put on your favorite smokin playlist, sing along, and seek the rhythm of the first Fall month. … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019


    In August the stoner Capricorn will be faster than a bong rip, more powerful than a fatty blunt, and able to pass the bowl in a single motion. You are amazing stoner Capricorn! With the right herbal prescription and planetary assistance, there is nothing you can’t accomplish in the final summer month. Maybe even some … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August → The post Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019


    While other star signs might be running frenetically in the summer sun, the stoner Capricorn will be lounging; soaking up the solar rays for future energetic adventures. This month is all about recharging the batteries in your terrestrial spacesuit. Your sacred herbal prescription for this month of R&R is wide open, but Indica strains and … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019


    Stoner Capricorn the sun is out, and your camera should be too! Ahead of you are many long, hazy days you must fill with lasting happy memories. Your adventures will know no limit, other than what you are able to imagine and execute. Think big and dig in. The world is your garden this month. … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019


    Stoner Capricorn get up and get moving! In the last Spring month you must provide the momentum toward progress, the planets won’t help. But all is not lost. With the right ingredients of the sacred herb and a positive plan, the month of May will be a delight for all the senses. In some ways … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2019


    Breathe easy stoner Capricorn, the second month of spring is sure to bring positive waves of cosmic support. In other words, you can do what you will, toke what you want, and accomplish all you set out to as long as you keep your herb to the grind. While spring flowers unfurl and the days … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →

    Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019


    The planetary alignment will be in good favor for the stoner Capricorn this March. You can expect the cosmos to be supportive in most situations, but not necessarily impactful. The stars can light your path, but not have a particular path laid out; you are ultimately responsible for all final decisions. Thus, everything in the … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

    Capricorn February 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019


    Stoner Capricorns can expect February to be an amazingly expansive period; a time of monumental metamorphosis! Many meditative smoke sessions are recommended in the first days of the new month. Make a serious effort to ensure you have solitude during these marijuana musings. Cannabis companions, coworkers, and your best buds can be welcomed sounding boards … Continue reading Capricorn February 2019 →

    Capricorn January 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn do you feel the excitement in the air as the strong cosmic winds start to gust? These winds of change will fill your sails and send you flying ahead to your goals this January! Be forewarned, you must balance yourself to attain these dreams. Both confidence and emotional stability are required to make … Continue reading Capricorn January 2019 →

    Capricorn December Horoscope

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn the choice is yours in December: Rise with the sun in the morning or sleep in ‘til noon. The sun will crest the mountain's peak either way, just as it has and just as it will. Some things in life are outside of our control and sphere of influence. December will bring obstacles … Continue reading Capricorn December Horoscope →

    Capricorn November 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn this November the cosmos may offer an abundance of opportunity. But going to the cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet will leave you fat and lethargic. Trust your gut instincts, don’t fill your stomach. Leaning on your emotional third eye will suit you well sorting through the cosmic opportunities of November. A firm bond with your … Continue reading Capricorn November 2018 →

    Capricorn October 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn ….. You got this! While others are hunkering down for the cold weather of the fall season, you are still pushing to make the most of the shrinking days of sunlight. Trust in yourself stoner Capricorn. Trust you will have the juju to make it through even the most hazy weather. Enjoy the … Continue reading Capricorn October 2018 →

    Capricorn September 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn this first month of fall is similar to clay, shape it as you see fit! However, be forewarned, cosmic support will come and go like waves crashing against a shoreline. To counter this cosmic conundrum, remember to trust your instincts. Use your head, but always listen to your gut. Be confident and trust … Continue reading Capricorn September 2018 →

    Capricorn July 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn the second summer month is sure to bring positivity to your personal sphere. Cosmic support will bring you more in tune with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. All things are possible in July from smoke circle expansion to the excitement of love. The Moon is usually against your sign in the cosmic grand scheme … Continue reading Capricorn July 2018 →

    Capricorn June 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018


    I'm not one to talk about fate and destiny stoner Capricorn. But we can all agree that there are moments in life that we arrive at a destination regardless of the decisions or actions we took along the path. The first summer month will require a bit of trust and faith in your path. Positive … Continue reading Capricorn June 2018 →

    Capricorn May 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn you are entering a wonderful time period. May has all the promise of a blooming flower. The moon will take a prominent position of allyship for your sign. A wonderful turn of events from the usual planetary predicaments of the moon.. From the Full Moon of April 29th, to the Flower Moon of … Continue reading Capricorn May 2018 →

    Capricorn April 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn last month was quite active and impact-full for your sign.  There is a bit of a flip in the script for April. The larva that morphed into a social butterfly in March will now mature into a worker bee.  Energy and positivity will remain in place, but the focus and direction may change. … Continue reading Capricorn April 2018 →

    Capricorn March 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn you must be ready to transform in March. Shed that larva like body and spread your beautiful wings. There will be many opportunities to float around like a social butterfly in March. Not every encounter will result in a lifelong cannabis companion, but each person has merit and something to contribute. Avoid a … Continue reading Capricorn March 2018 →

    Capricorn February 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2018


    Stoner Capricorn, you can expect to find yourself with a lot of free time on your hands this month, so it is recommended you keep your pipe clean and ready for takeoff when the moment calls. Some will need this extra help from our favorite, peace-provoking plant to ward off the restlessness that comes from … Continue reading Capricorn February 2018 →

    Capricorn January 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2017


    Stoner Capricorn 2018 will start with a slow steady burn. Inhale the positivity and exhale the negativity. January will be all about your personal journey, both in the work and personal sphere. Be prepared for touching deep emotions buried long ago. Your journey of personal growth and understanding may require digging up these buried issues … Continue reading Capricorn January 2018 →

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