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This Weeks Headlines: Man Legally Changes Name To "Big Dick" So That "These Niggas Will Keep My Name Out They Mouth". The Louder The Monkey, The Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds. Papa John's Is Worried That Papa John Will Try To Take Over The Company. Argentinian Officers Fired After Claiming Mice Ate Half A Ton Of Missing Marijuana. ISIS Threaten To BEHEAD Mark Zuckerberg As Jihadis Claim To Have HACKED Facebook. AI Can Be Sexist And Racist — It’s Time To Make It Fair. Beijing’s Big Brother Tech Needs African Faces. Science Says Black Coffee Drinkers Are Psychopaths. All this and more on the Faux News Show!   Discord Invite:  Website: 

This Weeks Headlines: Man Who Is 90 Per Cent Covered In Tattoos Has His Genitals Removed Because They Spoiled The View Of His Body Art. Guy Who Says God Sends Natural Disasters To Punish Gays Has His Home Destroyed In A Natural Disaster. Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket. People Who Practice Yoga Contribute To White Supremacy, Professor Claims.   Discord Invite:  Website: 

The Return of FuaxReal: Catfish in Mississippi River. This Weeks Headlines: Bernie Sanders Asks Nation To Please Stop Mailing Him Books On Economics. A Montana Woman Broke Into A Man's House With A Machete, Ordered Him To Take Off His Clothes And Forced Him To Have Sex With Her. I Stopped Going To The Gym Because Of Trump. Now I Can't Open Jars. Time Traveler With Dire Warning Dismissed As Annoying Cybergoth. Hillary 2020? New Evidence Suggests Clinton Is Getting Set For Another Run. Inside a Heist of American Chip Designs, as China Bids for Tech Power. All this and more on the Faux News Show!   Discord Invite:  Website: 

This Weeks Headlines: Butchers 'Living In Fear' As Vegan Attacks On The Rise. Israeli Lawmaker: ‘Jewish Race Is The Greatest Human Capital, The Smartest’. EPIC FAIL: Man Kills Entire Family In Flamethrower Accident In Attempt To Cook Bacon. Says "I'm Pickle Rick" Before Dying. The Wounds Of The Drone Warrior. KFC Goes Vegetarian With Plans To Test Plant-Based Chicken. All this and more on the Faux News Show!   Discord Invite:  Website: 

This Weeks Headlines: Fajita Heist: Texas Man Sentenced To 50 Years Stealing $1.2 Million Worth Of Food. Woman Fails To Put Car Into Park, It Rolls Into Pool With Husband And Child Inside, Cops Say. People Are Getting Surgery To Look Like Their Snapchat Selfies. Expert: Pedophilia Is A Disability And Should Be Treated. Wet Dreams: The Age Of Fish Sex. Pennsylvania State's Outdoor Club Will No Longer Organize Outdoors Trips After They Were Labeled To Risky By The University. All this and more on the Faux News Show!   Discord Invite:  Website: 

This weeks Headlines: Fitting Names To Change - Plumbing Fitting Descriptions Will Change To Suit Gender Neutral Social Standards Woman 'Embalmed Alive' After Tragic Hospital Mix-Up Lions Kill And Eat Suspected Poacher – Leave Only His Head All this and more on the Faux News Show!   Discord Invite:  Website: 

This weeks Headlines: Elon Musk Offers To Buy And Then Delete Facebook. Couple ‘had threesome’ with tragic model. Essential Oils Are Linked to The Development of 'Man Boobs', Scientists Warn. No barbed wire...it might hurt the thieves, allotment holders told. Washington Man Charged In Case Involving 'Gingerbread House' Full Of Child Porn. Man Uses Shark As Beer Bong, Prompting New FWC Investigation. Smoking While Walking? That's a $50 Fine Under Proposed NYC Ordinance. All this and more on the Faux News Show!   Discord Invite:  Website: 

The PC/Console Divide in Esports is inadvertently becoming a racial divide. Video Games Are '90 times' More Violent Than Actual War, Here's How To Change That Yale Guest Speaker Virgie Tovar: Being Fat is a Revolutionary Political Act Gender Equity LOL: Man Legally Changes Gender So He Can Retire 5 Years Earlier Why Trump Hasn't Fired Mattis Shots Fired: Quiznos Has Hired Subway’s Jared Fogle For A New Ad Campaign Claiming That Quiznos Sandwiches Cured His Pedophilia Rapist is let off for sexually attacking a woman after agreeing to allow his sister to be raped by victim's brother in Pakistan. All this and more on the Faux News Show!

This weeks Headlines: "Biden: If I went to school with Trump, 'I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him'." "Men use spaghetti sauce to try to start fire after burglary, deputies say." "Health Canada closes poutine shop due to utterly shameful gravy and cheese to fries ratio." "Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year." "Amazon says sex toys are being mailed to strangers and doesn't know how to stop it." All this and more on the Faux News Show!   Discord Invite:  Website: 

Outrage After Transphobic First-Grader Misgenders Classmate. You Won't Believe Who Is A Podcast Transginger. What Is The Unfortunate Side Effects Of Serving Your Country? These Firefighters Get A Surprise Reward That Will Put A Smile On Your Face. Young Chinese Can't Join the Army You Won't Believe The Reason Why. Man Stuck In An Elevator For 71 Hours And You Won't Believe What He Did. White Supremacist Surprise Recruit Is Asian. Man Stabbed For Neo-Nazi Haircut. Facebook Purges Fake News Pages From Ad Network. All this and more on the Faux News Show!  

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