First Things First TV

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Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

Heather Stewart


    • Oct 20, 2010 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 7m AVG DURATION
    • 28 EPISODES


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    247 First Things First TV - "Silent Hill"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2010 6:36


    Heather discusses drunk dialing Anita Hill, why if you're anti-sex why you shouldn't sell sex toys and the lives of the rich and tasteless. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    246 First Things First TV - "Tasteless Noise"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2010 4:36


    Heather discusses the Insane Clown Group, white noise and food and speeding in your old age. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    245 First Things First TV - "No ifs, ands, or butts"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2010 4:52


    Heather discusses your butt, your middle finger as art and Wii little injuries. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    244 First Things First TV - "Mouse Trap"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2010 4:42


    Heather discusses mouse bread, neanderthals and wizard hats. Just another Tuesday. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    243 First Things First TV - "Poop Art"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2010 6:03


    Heather discusses zombies, spelling mistakes, Lennon's toilet and robotripping. Sounds bad but it's so good. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    242 First Things First TV - "Sewer or Later"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2010 5:38


    What do Tiger Woods, traffic jams and sewers have in common? Watch and find out! Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    241 First Things First TV - "Mea Culpa"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2010 4:41


    Heather discusses the dangers of eating peas, horror film sets and the state of America's schools. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    240 First Things First TV - "The Priest and the Beast"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2010 7:50


    Heather discusses giving dogs communion, loving your baby and conning people. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    239 First Things First TV - "Distiller Alive"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2010 7:53


    Heather discusses dynamite, gay Mexican vacations and moonshine. Oh yeah. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    237 First Things First TV - "Flight of the Maggots"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2010 7:37


    Heather discusses maggots, overpaid politicians and leprechauns. ; Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    237 First Things First TV - "My Left Bigfoot"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2010 10:36


    Psychic Octopuses! Bigfoot! Drug Lords! It's all here! Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    226 First Things First TV - "Winning Streak"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2010 8:48


    Heather discusses the benefits of being naked, drunk, grumpy, dirty and celibate. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    235 First Things First TV - "Boy Soy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2010 9:06


    Heather discusses testes, soy for boys and cockroaches. ; Tasty! Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    234 First Things First TV - "Wallace and Vomit"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2010 9:39


    Heather discusses vomit assaults, suicide prevention and the hazards of sunbathing. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    233 First Things First TV - "Out Where the Pussy Willow Blows"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2010 7:19


    Heather discusses the news. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    232 First Things First TV - "Peen of the Crime"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2010 8:29


    Heather discusses the 70-year-diet, tiger penis and collecting worker's comp whilst stripping. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    231 First Things First TV - "Cop a Smoke"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2010 6:27


    Heather discusses smoking pot while on duty...as a cop, giant evil rabbits and how people really are starving in China. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    230 First Things First TV - "Boooooobquake!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2010 7:07


    Heather discusses winning the lottery, boobs causing earthquakes, chupacabras and ye olde firing squad. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    229 First Things First TV- "Not So Secret Garden"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2010 6:24


    Heather discusses Steven Seagal and nudity. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    228 First Things FIrst TV -"Dead Man Boarding"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2010 7:16


    Heather discusses the dos and dont's of airline traveling and not killing your wife. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    227 First Things First TV - "Filet-O-Fish Out Of Water"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2010 7:55


    Heather discusses bringing up baby, filet-o-fish and airport forget-me-nots. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    226 First Things First TV - "Winning Streak"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2010 6:27


    Heather discusses the RNC, stripping in Iceland (as if you want to take your clothes off there anyway) and streaking just because. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    124 First Things First TV - "Snakes on a Tree"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2009 7:43


    Heather discusses wrestling a python in a tree, getting married in Saudi Arabia and stalking David Caruso. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    123 First Things First TV - "Lego My Jesus"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2009 7:09


    Heather discusses Al Franken's win in Minnesota, a Lego statue and the death of Marilyn Chambers. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    122 First Things First TV - "Angel in America"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2009 6:19


    Heather discusses Angel Cabrera's win at the Master's, Woody Harrelson fighting zombies at the airport and Mel Gibson being single. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    121 First Things First TV - "No Good Swede Goes Unpunished"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2009 8:00


    Heather discusses the crazy train that is Billy Bob Thornton, eating 51 of the hottest chilies in the world in two minutes and the new Swedish stripper tax. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    120 First Things First TV - "Spy Fidelity"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2009 6:15


    Heather discusses exposing Britain's counter terrorism operations, Kim Jong-il and good baby fat Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

    119 First Things First TV - "Bring Out The Chimp!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2009 7:22


    Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point. Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.

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