Gays Gone Wild

This month the Gays explore the world of EXTREME! environment. EXTREME! can only be written as EXTREME! It's the law. We travel to some of the most inhospitable environments on the planet and find the creatures that manage to make it their home.

In this episode we take a trip down under and explore just how bizarre the wildlife of Oz really can be. Is it true that everything there wants to kill you? Probably, we don't know, we're not scientists.

This episode we take a dive into the world of marine mammals! Somehow this month we manage to bring you both depression and explosive cuteness with the poor Vaquita and the adorable Sea Otter.

This month the gays bring you part two of Animals That Scare Us. Lorcan takes it this month and absolutely terrifies us with the harshly real terror of the Saltwater Croc. This salty bish will now haunt your nightmares.

Aggggghhh! This month the gays talk about animals that scare us! We were so scared that we had to split this episode into two parts. In part 1 Johnny unleashes his eight-legged freaks on the world!

This month we take a trip East to visit Wild Japan! We will talk about the fascinating range of ecosystems and climates along with pissing off some deer and, of course, giant scrotums. No, you did not read that wrong.

This month we explore the bizarre and upsetting world of animal sex! You are not ready for this episode but listen anyway. Let's get it on!

This month we bring you snakes! Long, flexible and full of venom, like any good snake should be. This episode is delivered entirely in parseltongue.   WARNING: This episode contains graphic discussions of fatal injury to people by the animals we cover. Listener discretion is advised.

We return from our hiatus to attack our listeners with a barrage of puns. In this episode we explore the world of animal architecture - some of the amazing structures that animals build for anything from shelter to poonanny. In this episode we may have gone too wild, volume warning as Johnny scream-laughs approximately 800 times.

We are back! This bonus episode is just a little check in with our listeners before we resume our new schedule in the new year!

This week we explore the world of Pokemon! So many animals have inspired these weird little creatures and we choose some of our favourites. Are the real-life animals just as strange as the monsters they inspired? How does one volvate? Where is the best place to grow a magical horn? Come listen and be the very best, like no one ever was!

This week we have our first topic choice from a listener! Some animals are just doing the mostest and we turn the light on these qwens. Who is the diva of the animal kingdom? What creature has legs for days and a killer mug? Listen to find out. Category is... Over the Top!

This week we discuss matriarchy amongst animals. Sisters are doing it for themselves! We talk sorority, moisturising routines, traumatic birth and big 'ol dongs. Yeah, you heard us...

This week we get spooooooky on your asses and delve into the dark and fabulous world of bats! What came first, the vampire or the bat? Who exactly is Mickey? Listen and find out!

Part 2 of our Intelligent Animals topics! This week we dive underwater to find the common octopus and discuss how some day they may rise up in the great octopus revolution and take over the world. These creatures is geniuses. Be very afraid.

We've got you another two-parter! The Gays discuss intelligent animals. What is intelligence? Is it Puzzle-solving? Social skills? Self-awareness? Choosing to remain a part of the EU? Listen and find out a we kick things off with a doozy! We suggest you have a box of tissues at the ready, this one is a heart-jerker!

The Gays have got some myths and legends for you this week. How have our animals influenced our myths? In a big fucking way! Inspired by mythical creatures, the Gays have chosen two animals that couldn't be more opposite. Who will win this year's Myth Univerth? Listen in

This week the Gays get spooky on your asses and talk animals and superstitions. WoOOOooooOOo. Just how sexy is banging your head against the wall? Which animal wants to murder you in your sleep? Death comes tapping at the door this week, will you answer? 

This week the Gays get a little carried away discussing Red animals. In one of our longest episodes to date the laugher keeps on rolling and the colour Red rules supreme. Which animals likes to gossip while taking a shit? Which little critters are all called Caroline? Listen, get gay and enjoy.

This week the Gays tackle foxes! Not literally, that would be cruel and so not kewl. Come learn about the foxes of the world and the psychic abilities they have developed in order to smite their enemies. Why are foxes some of the world's greatest counsellors? How does oneself benefit from looking like a rock? You'll only find out if you listen.   Ban/Stop Fox Hunting Petitions: https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/petition-ban-fox-hunting-in-ireland/ https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/petition-stop-fox-hunting-in-the-uk/

This week is full of bufoonery and amazement as the Gays discuss frogs! Are you afraid of frogs? Do they gross you out? If not then they will once you listen to this episode. From Cronenberg-level body horror to marvelous water magic, frogs will leave you with your jaw on the floor and prehensile tongue unfurled.

BONUS! We're releasing this episode early! Part 2 of our A Bug's Life journey brings us to the Praying Mantis. This beautiful, boss bitch predatory insect holds a place in religious mythology as a meditative totem but the real story is bloody, monstrous and fabulous. Pray forth the gay this week!

This week is Part 1 of what turned into a 2-Parter! The Gays reached back into the deep crevice of their childhood and pulled out the Pixar classic A Bug's Life. In this episode they discuss Harvester Ants, a lá the main feature of the 1998 film. Ladies, men and all those in between and neither, strap yourselves in to learn just how fascinating ants are!

This time the Gays are talking Lazarus species! They gone done been risen from the dead. Do you want to know the difference between a miniature animal and a small animal? Do you need some fishy fun in your life? This episode is for you then! Necromancers unite!

This week the Gays cover a topic they both have years of experience with... big... furry... cats. What makes a big cat roar? What would drive an animal to hunt and eat a human being? How much urine and anal spray is tooooo sexy? Find the answers to all of these questions on this week's episode. There will be laughter and tears and Big. Pussy. Energy.

This week the Gays discuss Birds of Prey! Majestic, beautiful, elegant and murderous. Find out what would happen if you were to be shot by a falcon and why to avoid the Goddess of the Wind. Take to the skies and dive bomb into this week's episode!

Things get spicy this week as the Gays discuss poisonous and venomous animals! There'll be sickness, death and plastic bags. The Gays will also answer that most enduring of questions... spit or swallow? Alexa, play "Toxic" by Britney.

This week the Gays bring it on home and the topic is animals found in Ireland. There'll be witches, top hats and animal fight clubs. Join them on the Emerald Isle and don't forget your leprechaun net!

This week the gays discuss kangaroos! Settle down in your pouch and come hear a drunkenly-told tale of Satan's little helpers

The first episode of our gay little podcast. This week we discuss the Giant Panda. What do they really use those elongated wrists for? Exactly what you're thinking, that's what.