Hello, Horses

Leave the gun, take the cannoli and listen to this episode of Hello, Horses. Although still recovering from the nightmare that is Bram Stoker's Dracula the Hello, Horses podcast bravely visits Francis Ford Coppola's second most famous film- The Godfather! Take a break from your family this holiday season and listen to hosts Gabagool and Bada Bing discuss one of the most iconic horse appearances in cinematic history. Its the most wonderful time of the year- Merry Christmas, I want to buy some fruit!

We are living in a waterial world and we are two material podcasts hosts. Join Hello, Horses on their most surprising episode yet- Waterworld! There's not a lot to be said here.... just listen to the episode.....

It's Halloween! The time of witches, ghouls, goblins and GRABOIDS! Join the Hello, Horses podcast as they celebrate the spookiest time of the year by discussing the western sci-fi monster movie- TREMORS (of course)! Hello, Horses never takes a horse appearance in a great movie for *granite* and you don't need to be a Geology grad student to know that this movie rocks! Listen to the newest episode now; it's a 12 on the richter scale. You may want to avoid jumping on your pogo stick while listening though.....

Once upon a time, in a far away land there were two bored people who decided to make a podcast that only discussed movies with horses in them but lacked a horse based plot... and someBODY once told them there were horses in this movie! Join hosts: [MAGICAL ALIAS] and [FAIRYTALE ALIAS] as they delve into this enchanted fairytale full of love, companionship, early 2000s songs, anachronisms and all things anti-fascist. Pop some headphones in your weird little ogre ears and listen to the episode so nice they had to record it twice (because they accidentally deleted the first one). Hurry! Before Lord Farquaad banishes this podcast to a swamp! If you listen, you will live happily ever after

Are you blue da ba dee da ba daa? If so, then you and Paul Giamatti as Marty Wolf have a lot in common! You're both the color blue AND you would love this new episode of Hello, Horses because it's all about the hit film Big Fat Liar! As Marty Wolf famously says to the child whose intellectual property he stole "It's a dog eat dog world" but could it also be a horse eat horse world? It is not, but there are horses in this movie! So, make up whatever lies you need in order to get out of your responsibilities and listen to the biggest, fattest episode of Hello, Horses yet!

Well, hulloooooooooo! This episode of Hello, Horses is all about the Robin Williams vehicle: Mrs.Doubtfire! We all know this movie features a lot of transphobic devices but did you know it also features some horses?! There's not a lot to say in this episode description... so just come give a listen and have one of your favorite childhood movies ruined!

Bring out your headphones because there's a brand new episode of Hello, Horses out now! The hosts have been bestowed the power to point out horses in films by the Lady of the Lake and much like King Arthur's quest for the Holy Grail, it has become their life's purpose. How many horses will be spotted in this 1975 Monty Python adventure-comedy? Could be 1, 2, 3....but 5 is right out! If you don't check out this episode then your mother probably smells like elderberries.....

What if the tale of King Solomon was a kooky story about two identical twin sisters? Well, you would get The Parent Trap. Join the hosts (two identical twins who had been separated by their parents) as they work through this surprisingly horrific plot of familial separation, child brides (?), poor wedding decisions, ships used as aphrodisiacs and of course the best topic of all- HORSES! Dennis Quaid might rock a cowboy hat like no other, but is he charming enough to baptize the sins of this film? Find the family your parent knowingly deprived you of and listen to find out!

An uncle you've never heard of has just died and left you with a very specific and intriguing set of instructions: Listen to this new Hello, Horses episode about Brewster's Millions (1985) and you will inherit $300 million!!! This movie has a stacked cast of comedic legends, stacks on stacks, stacks of horses and maybe a political message about wealth disparity.... We aren't quite sure, but one thing's for certain this episode is a home run!

Oliver! Oliver? Oliveerrrrrrr!!!!! Hello, Horses's first musical episode will have your feet tapping and the amount of horses will leave your head spinning. Truly, so many horses. After this episode you won't be saying "Please sir, I want some more." (Specifically regarding horses, not this podcast) Travel back to Dickensian England with the Hello, Horses podcast as they work through this 1968 classic. This is definitely an episode you don't want to Dodge-r.....if you have to pick a podcast or two- pick this one!

When you're twins the magic just never ends and when you're listening to this episode of Hello, Horses the magic never ends- until the end of the episode. Join hosts, Emily and Daniel as they discuss one of their favorite Schwarzenegger comedies: Twins! This movie is a staple of Ivan Reitman comedy but is it also a STABLE (horse pun)? Vincent may be genetic garbage but this episode is anything but. So, queue it up because "tonight is your night, bro!" 

Blend up the margaritas and put on some Harry Nilsson! Keeping up with Hello, Horses tradition where we record a holiday themed episode and then don't release it in time, this episode is all about Practical Magic! Join hosts Daniel and Emily as they navigate the topsy-turvy plot of this 1998 supernatural thriller/rom-com and come to a complete stop to talk about the most bewitching character actress of all time- Margo Martindale! Use your PTA phone tree or your telekinetic witch powers to gather your coven for a pancakes and podcast party because this episode will leave you spellbound.

Puff puff and don't pass on this special episode of the Hello, Horses podcast! To celebrate 4/20, hosts Daniel and Emily discuss the famous stoner comedy classic, Half Baked. This movie solidified Dave Chapelle as a comedy icon, but Hello, Horses believes its high time Buttercup got some recognition as well. Sorry, but you have to pause whatever Grateful Dead song you're listening to, cuddle up with an abba-zabba, and join us in shit talking the D.A.R.E program...its what Killer would have wanted.

Feeling dead inside after a year in quarantine? Let hosts [NAMES REDACTED] crack open the book of the dead and resurrect you! This month join the Hello, Horses podcast as they review the swashbuckling, modern classic- The Mummy! A film crawling with traumatizing horrors, an unimaginable amount of horses, and one poorly worded sentence that they simply cannot get over. Listen to the many ways in which [NAMES REDACTED] were scarred by this movie during their childhood and hold on to your pith hats for the spoOoOoOkiest horse appearance in all of Hello, Horses' history. Well, now its time for the ole Fraser Exit *grabs rope, jumps down hole*

What's almost as good as releasing a Christmas episode in December? Releasing it... eventually. Lace up your sneaks and lie for your own personal gain because this episode of Hello, Horses is all about A Christmas Prince! Join hosts, [INSERT CHRISTMAS THEMED ALIAS] and [INSERT CHRISTMAS THEMED ALIAS] as they visit everyone's favorite Netflix original movie about two boring blonde people falling in love. This movie has it all; prat falls, a precocious child, situations where the leads almost kiss but are then interrupted, and of course HORSES! So cozy up underneath some mistletoe and give this episode a listen.

Bleh! Velcome to this vonderful episode of the Hello, Horses podcast! This week we discuss Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula. This film is stacked with Hollywood heartthrobs and spooky thrills- but did you know it is also stacked with horses? Join hosts Daniel and Emily as they absolutely eviscerate Francis Ford Coppola, as if they have any right to do so.

Well howdyyyyyyy, kick off your cowboy boots, settle in to your wooden rocking chair and enjoy the sweet whipperwhil-esq sound of the Hello, Horses podcast. This week we explore everyone's favorite historical heist film- National Treasure! Yes, this movie has Nic Cage and John Voight in it- but did you know it has a horse?? Join hosts Emily and Daniel as they simply point out the fact that there are horses in this movie.