Laughtown

In this episode Färt and "The Drain" chat with Medical Professional Michael Douglas about some of his revolutionary and often unorthodox preventative therapies. Dr. Doug also produces an aftershave face cream that is more of a preshave cream, but also highly explosive! We do some transformative meditation and, as always, zip around the timeline a bit to save an old marriage and create a love connection between our own Jaun Rockson and an important bodily organ! Who's body? Which Organ? I'll never tell ;) 

On this episode of the Laughtown Radio Hour, Färt and The Drain interview a local candidate for the position of Sanitation Head. Or was it Garbage Princess?? Anyways, he turns out to be a real toilet pooper... or so we thought!

On this episode of the Laughtown Radio Hour, Färt and The Drain meet a new resident at the train station and show him around. You'll never guess which restaurant he gets hired at!

In this episode we dink around the interwebs and do a bit of bickering before having a deep conversation about what even is this show? Is it funny? Does it make sense? Find out on the next episode of the Laughtown Radio Hour with Färt and The Drain!      

Segments -Role play -Name jokes aren’t funny -Breaking in Charlie’s apartment -Pay it forward -The Air Buddies segment -A guide to standing -The career of Robert Vince -The glossary of pro wrestling terms -John Oliver stops by -Tornadoes in Kansas -Lizards -Charlie takes it and puts it all the way through -A sonnet -Episode review -The weather channel

Segments -Take 2 -We all got spheres, we can all be juggled -Rich people with sex swings -That scene in twilight -Have a nut cup! -What more can we put on tape? -When’s the last time you seen the movie Bambi? -We end up talking bout crossovers again... -Weapon names -Cheese, salsa, onion salsa, sour cream -Exodia -Charlie leaves -Minneapolis pizza -Dobby is a free elf -Charlie’s broker is a dweeb -Mortal engines jumped the shark -Bright is a good movie -Is our dimension quirky? -Robot sex

Segments -Where is Charlie? Supine Twist? -NYC Fuggedaboutit -Punctuation is groinal -Up: the butt -Dan is a little girl -Charlie's morning wake up voice -Holding hands -Thoughts on slots (love) -Charlie does NOT do birthdays -Dealbreakers -Breaking down Charlie's laugh -Pickletown

Knock Knock Knock.Who’s there?I don't know I asked you.Who?No Who’s on first.Knock knock that’s the sound of the demon.   Segments "bee-anne" or "bean"? The Most Famous Joke Demon Inception Best Segment Yet! Electric Looooove Roasting Veggies Terrible Sandwich Joke Attempting to End on a Stronger Note

Charlie’s signature cocktail (emphasis on COCK): 2 parts sweat, 1 parts human plasma. Stir in a tall glass and garnish with a dead bird.   Segments - Porcelain - Spectrums - XO Excel, Gossip Girl - Club COVID - Dylan Breakdown / Charlie Eats a Loud Snack - Thirst Train Check-In - Payment in Exposure

I think this episode warms up. It starts cold. Not many jokes. Almost as if we don't know what we’re doing. But we do. Maybe just skip to 11:10 though? Just to be safe. Segments - Nickname stories (skippable) - Romancè! - Paft Dunk - Hate Fiction - Trumpskies - Character Corner - Good Clown Joke (Beginning) - Good Clown Joke (Ending)

So the way I get to most websites is by searching for it with a search engine. But what if I need to find a search engine? How do I get to Google if I can’t remember the URL? Bing? Well how the heck do I get to Bing? Google? Commmeeee onnnnnnn!!!!! - The Episode Vibe - Smart House - Last of Us Part II SPOILERCAST - Are they seriously talking about URLs again? - @LaughtownPod - Snapchat Mike’s Dad!  - Ruck Me Pikachu - Reverse Engineer High School from Movies - Expecto Petronum!

All the music for this episode was produced on premise. All rights reserved.   Segments - Yet Another Audio Apology - Clubhouse Virgin - New Podcast Art - Ad Break - Call of Duty Cocaine - Dan on a Date - Charlie Criticism

Would this podcast perhaps be such that it were funny and also informed then perhaps it would indeed have qualities of entertainedment?   Segments Closing Bit The Useful English Major “Roll” for your name Joe makes us guess names at random basically Battle Rap Twitter is a strange platform Healing Rap Opening Bit

Alexander Graham Bell was born on March 3, 1847. - Sketch Redemption - I just want to have a good year bye! - Old People Suck at Zoom - The Good Book (of Motorcycles) - Government Sanctioned Jokes - Pup My Palace - Quick (totally just a bit) Wedding (lol jk not real)

Dan and I are accomplished, creative, thoughtful comedians who drive the medium forward. Our jokes challenge people’s perception of society, using humor to push hard conversations into the public discourse. We don't just do penis or butt jokes because they are easy; we do them because they are necessary. - Audio snafu - Charlie’s Chest Face (original: [https://imgur.com/cVk8vTF]) (bear: [https://imgur.com/ay0FVuC]) - Canine Coffee Club - Charlie’s stand up audition set: “Playerville” - Welcome to Queens! - Things to Have Sex With - Beyond the Butt - Where Babies Come From: Revealed!

The amount of people making podcasts about nothing and with no real effort is probably growing as fast as the case count... Segments - Biorhythm secret ending- In depth analysis of MIDSOMMER- Just like regular basketball- "Eyy welcome to Javascript 101"

We done goof’d up Charlie’s audio in this episode and he sounds kinda echoey. He recently moved and his Special Sound Space (SSS) ((trademarked)) is new and needs MAJOR ALTERATION. Get the f’en hammers boys it is time to aLtErAtE. Segments - Eli Ruffer, the host- Neighbor Noises / Technical Difficulties / Dentist Life Hack- Apocodick (damn this show is low effort)- Endgame Spoilercast !!! (this bit gets pretty confusing to track)- A freeform universe for YOU to explore- Charlie’s terrible Spacejam confession- BLOOD LANGE: https://youtu.be/XwByJbxyQ7E- Pen(cil) or (pen)cil ------ More Eli action:    https://tinyletter.com/eliruffer    Instagram: @elircomedy    DM him on Instagram if you're interested in his book!

Hi Dylan! Here’s our latest episode. Hope you enjoy it. Let us know if there’s any segments we could have improved upon or any jokes we missed! Oh, and when you get the chance, please leave a review. Segments- Laying Eggs into Anthropology- Smash Bros Ultimate 2; Brawlin’ for a Melee (for the Wii U)- Charlie’s Tiger (WFE7671)- Poop Corp.- Truth Corp.- Balloon Boy becomes a Balloon Man

Exhibit B, the audio recording of episode 13 of the Podcast series “Laughtown” is hereby submitted into the case of “Charlie Imhoff vs. The State of New York”. As the evidence will clearly demonstrate, the defendant had motivation. Segments- Yew Norker Caption Contest- Are coffee, nature, friends etc. worth it?- Widow is better than Ex- Purple Hair or Fun Hat?- Ex-Family Photos- “Harold’s Purple Crayon”, a children’s book, makes no sense- Dating is easy and Tinder makes it even easier- Men in Black Shot for Shot Remake (great improv)

Who the heck doesn’t love… well love? Love is in the air and in the bodies that breath that air. So I guess, it’s just in the air. But the air is in many places. Including us. And including this episode. Because it’s about love.   I guess the episode doesn’t have air in it though.   Segments - Love   Send 69 cents to @Dan-Black-4 on Venmo with your email address for a bonus content access.

Most games are “for fun”. This is not one of those games. The game is overly confusing, but the money is real. Oh, and the consequences? They are also real. Segments- Real Money- Real Consequences

We worked really hard on this sketch, and while we forgot some of the funniest lines, our character work was really worthy of an award. Segments - Izaak’s Secret Grenade Mom- La La Land Hyyyyype- Fun for you Wang- Tropic Thunder: Best Picture- “Bear-ries!”- “All Star” in the style of “IBM”- Charlie doesn’t know any “cool” songs- Keeping Up with the Trumans

Excuse me, I’m so sorry, but when I said “ketchup please”, I didn’t mean “please give me ketchup”, I meant it like “ugh ketchup sheesh”. You know, like sarcastically? Now take this ketchup’d burger away. At once! Segments - Politics are a well understood science- Canoodling Check In- Eating Humans (for survival or lunch)- Shotgun Baby, Shoesono, and friends- a restaurant you can order bread at- Ketchup? Get the manager.- My Shrek Painting is EVERYWHERE- "Outro" a new hot single

Malcom is the smartest guest we’ve had on the show. Well, we think so. We kinda tuned out halfway through the lecture, but it sure SOUNDED smart. Segments- ./workout.excelxxx- The tax credit explained in depth.- Family Guy, proof of our Lord?- Grilled Cheese Savoir, proof of their Lord?- Fake Real News (Dad ended up fine; minor food poisoning)- Nightmare Share- Dan Black 2020: Why Not? https://laughtown.cpimhoff.com/#/

Hey hey hey! It’s me, JAKE, from the hit podcast, “Unless We Weren’t Us”. My buddy AMIR and I love making podcasts, so we started this new one featuring me: AMIR. And don’t forget my buddy: JAKE. Segments- D-Day (Drake Day)- Frogs don’t eat bread.- Back to Papa- https://goo.gl/PNqaPa- Dive Hijinks- Roll Credits- AD HOC SEGMENT *airhorn*- Segment Retrospective- SNL is trash (always has been)- Episode Postmortem https://laughtown.cpimhoff.com/#/

You think YOU can make out with the best of them? Prove it. Tina’s Makeout Challenge is engineered by an elite team of mouth gurus to separate the lip-lockers from the lip-fumblers. Segments- Efficient Intro- High Stress Brainstorming- Tina’s Makeout Challenge- Difficult Riddle- Regular Uno- Jinx! (and other Party Games)- The Same AirBud Joke as Last Time https://laughtown.cpimhoff.com/#/

Oink Oink Baby! Can I reserve the barn for later? I’m planning on drinking some full bodied wine with a cute sheep ;) Segments- Chilled Crossants- Wine Tasting Parts 1, 2, and 3- cpimhoff.com/super-impressive- Messy Dunk Contest- Horsing around in the Hay- Magic the Bible- Football Season 51 Finale Spoiler-cast- Fade Out https://laughtown.cpimhoff.com/#/

Whenever you’re feeling lonelyWhenever you feel adrift,Swing on by the shorelineThe tides will give you a lift. Segments- Wind Resistance- Grapples!- A Very Specific, Very Good Current- Person Bud- Slintee Flurbo- Spin Doctors- Hungry Hungry Hunger Games https://laughtown.cpimhoff.com/#/

This episode has more special effects than Terminator 3, all in the service of a thoroughly poetic, bucolic, pastoral, personal, contemplative, idiosyncratic, lyrical, late romantic and poig-nant vision of humanity. And there are butts too. Segments- Basting Napoleon Dynamite- Sunrise: a song of one reviewer- Jon’s Texts- Live Bank Heist- Butt Funky Crush https://laughtown.cpimhoff.com/#/

Hello there friends new and friends old! Welcome to Laughtown! In this comedy podcast, we come up with new segments each week. The ‘haha’s don’t stop in THIS town. Segments- The Jingle- Very large brother is watching- The Fellowship of the Cars- Death Chat- Horse sized Donkey Rumble- FOX’s Atlanta- Trouble with 'The Emoji Movie' https://laughtown.cpimhoff.com/#/