What’s going on people? Me and my long back have a lot to say! Oh, you thought only thick girls had all the fun? Step aside Big Booty Judy. You may have all the ass, but I sure have the sass! In this podcast I’ll be talking about anything under the sun no matter how controversial or uncomfortable. S…
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This question gets asked of me about 100x a day so I figured lemme give y'all a whole episode about it. My personal journey of being a dominatrix and all of the growth that has come with the lifestyle. I absolutely love what I do and the people that have helped me become the woman I am today. Saying that I worked hard to be in this position is an understatement. The real reward is knowing that I have you listeners ready to submit and learn from this episode even if you never book an actual session with me. Enjoy ✨
There was no way we were entering the New Year without me addressing this. This topic swarms the internet daily in a successful attempt to mold your ideals of what dating is. Transactionally Dating. We'll get into this both in a financial sense as well as a physical sense, but either way, I fucking hate that this is what dating has come to. Not even caring about who a genuine person is, but rather what they can do for you. It's disgusting in my opinion, but hey. I'm in a happy relationship so I'm just gonna mind my business and speak to only those that wanna listen. If you feel attacked listening to this, understand that I'm only stating my opinion on the matter. This episode should not be a template for your dating process. I'm just talkin shit haha Shout out to : (Instagram) @rico_hundo @8atthetable haha Special Shout out : (Instagram) @w2e4david
I really hope you said the name of this episode as creepy as I intended it to sound seeing as though we're entering into spooky season! Welcome back! I had to take a bit of a sabbatical, but I'm back and ready to attack! So much has happened since the last time I gave you guys an episode so here's an update on what's been going on. As bad as I feel for having y'all wait so long…..I also have a fucking life lmfao (no, but seriously, I have a problem and I gotta do better) So without further ado, here's to consistency! And to getting as wild as I possibly can with the 92 days left in this year!!! My ig will have a post with links of everyone mentioned in this episode ❣️❣️❣️
So I fucked up. I definitely thought I uploaded this a long ass time ago. We recorded this on Halloween......talk about scary! Anyways, I’m back! Well, kinda. This episode was completely taken over by my friends. You can barely hear my damn audio smh. However, we get into some good shit. Lately there’s been this wave of men having to pay for a woman’s time and attention so we break it down to see what exactly is ok about that or not. It gets kind of spicy. But you already knew that. Without further ado, here it is! (Also I’m uploading this dumb early in the morning and barely have my eyes open so everyone’s links to things will be in another episode because of course they’re coming back!)
You guysssssssss! I'm finally back with an episode! I can't say sorry enough for taking my time uploading, but understand that this one was specially requested. This topic will always hit close to home. Having guy friends while still trying to get a casual nut is the fucking worstttttttt. But I wouldn't give my boys up for the world. I just wish they would let me get my rocks off without chastisement. It's all love though. They wouldn't want me unhappy so I appreciate them with all my might but good lord sometimes it literally just drives the dick away. Anyway, here's the episode. You guys remember David right...? A.k.a Diamond D? Black Lavender? Mr. Spiderman OnlyFans? Well he has a podcast now. I'm super proud of him so make sure y'all go and show him some love. ALSO! Ya girl is getting nice with the camera. I have officially started my journey of photography and beyond excited to show you guys the things I've been working on. All links down below. Enjoy! https://thelostcausepod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/wadaaaasworld/
David’s back guys! But he won’t talk to me nice until I upload this so here it is. We went and got pedicures recently and it sparked the amazing idea of doing an episode on male hygiene for you dirty niggas that think it’s “gay” to take care of yourselves. Clearly we got sidetracked to the point of no return but I swear we talked about what we needed too. I didn’t tag anyone I said I was going to in this description so I apologize but also y’all just got a fire ass episode so I’d say it’s a fair trade. Enjoy ❣️
This is my friend David. He’s really ambiguous about creating an onlyfans, but I feel like he should give it a go. Maybe Zendaya will make an appearance. After all, that is his wife. There’s a lot to unpack in this episode but before getting into any of that, please go follow my boy on all of his platforms. Twitter: @W2E4DAVID IG: @w2e4david Snap: way2easy4david
Mommy longback has returned. Sooooooo I popped out of hibernation to talk about some important things with you guys. Typically my episodes are funny and light hearted but I’m actually gonna dive into some heavy stuff like depression and anxiety. It hasn’t been easy for me being away from podcasting, but believe me when I tell you it got lighter at the end of my tunnel. To be perfectly fucking honest, @honeyandthemoster is responsible for having me back to work. They have been busting their asses with their podcast and I’m more than proud of them. I was on their podcast a couple times and thought “Well damn. How about I talk my shit on my own podcast!?” So here I am! Go check them out right after this! If you don’t then it’s deadass on sight with y’all! Aside from that, enjoy https://anchor.fm/honeyandthemosster
I’ve really been slacking with the consistency, forgive me. But I’m back! And this time I brought the two that bring the crazy out of me! My big brother and sister are here! Alot of people have been asking for this so here it is! Between a broken bed, hot breath, and whorish activity, we cover a lot of topics in this episode and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Also, it’s my brothers birthday today and I’m entirely too broke to buy a gift sooooo boom. This ones for you Richie. And may we continue to prosper the rest of this year and the years to come. Make sure to check out his podcasts and follow him on all social medias. Jessica’s cool too. I guess you can follow her if you want
We finally made it to 2020 people! This is a big fucking deal! I can’t believe we are entering into a new decade. This is so surreal. I apologize for my babbling at the end but man what a way to finish 2019. You got A$AP Rocky doing the do on camera, DaBaby with his dick out, an impeached Cheeto, Logan Paul giving us the proper tutorial on the #cucumberchallenge, and Lizzo showing cheeks! Crazy how this all happened in a week! First and foremost, I address the 3 F’s of life everyone needs to live by in this upcoming year and years to come after that. Take heed to these free lessons ladies and gentlemen. They’re gonna help us get through the next decade unscathed! Happy New Year!
Sorry for the wait but mannnnnnnnnn do I have one helluva comeback! In this episode I'll be talking about some of my sex-capades with one of my dear friends @JoeannLyn. She is literally Honey Bunches of Greatness and flew all the way from New York just to see little ole me. Make sure to check out her IG, Twitter, and YouTube channel For The LOVE Of JOE so you can learn how to truly love yourself like the Queen/King you are. There are not too many people that can keep up in a conversation like this with me so I'm beyond excited to have her here and wouldn't want to share this moment with anyone else. We'll be tackling our fetishes, experiences, turn-ons, turn-offs, you name it! This topic has been the most requested for me to discuss so I genuinely hope we don't disappoint. Because this episode is about the Kinky Dinky, of course we had to take our sweet time and we're giving you guys a whole hour just to dive into things. Who would want a quickie with two baddies anyway? For The LOVE Of JOE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTwh4CV6mE09PZ-XyoMXSbQ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joeannlyn/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoeannLyn
We’ve all either done it, or had it done to us. Wasting time is nothing to be proud of ladies and gentleman. Stop doing that shit! I’m not saying to just give people what they want, but stop having their time and energy going nowhere except for the sunken place! In this episode I’ll touch on a few of my experiences as well as my opinions on how to simply avoid this. Some of you are listening to this right now while you’re stringing along some poor person’s son/daughter. Shame on you! I hope they marry you in your sleep so that they’re stuck with you!!! (Actually, I’m sure that has to be illegal, but you get my point) I know this episode didn’t have any real structure to it and I apologize. I’m neck deep in projects and work and really didn’t want you guys to keep waiting for another episode. I’ll try to be better with my consistency. I’ll stop wasting time....get it? Cuz the episode is about....you know what forget it haha hope you enjoy!
In this episode I’ll be discussing yeast infections and STDs. This episode is super important to me because some of y’all are fucking clueless. Yeast infections are normal and curable so shaming women for having them is a huge no no. Some of you childish ass men don’t even realize that MEN CAN GET THEM TOO! And for the ladies that like to talk shit about other women with yeast infections, some of y’all are just in denial. Swearing up and down that y’all don’t have one when you’re cum is looking like cottage cheese sis! CHECK YOUR PUM PUM! And don’t just check it for yeast, check it for all the other creepy crawlies that may be lying in between that Arby’s sandwich. Guys, start making your appointments as well for your womb brooms. STDs are so common, but talking about them apparently isn’t. That’s insane. After hearing about what happened at Coachella I’m scared! This episode is dedicated to my nurse at Planned Parenthood for always keeping my kitty cat purring. I’ve been going to her for a while now and she’s always been so good to me and very insightful. I hope I made you proud my dear. We’ll talk about it at the next Pap smear!
In this episode I’ll be talking about weaves, wigs, bundles...you get the point! Coming from a strict Jamaican household, I was never allowed to alter my hair or put anybody else’s in it. So ladies please don’t be upset with me for this episode, we clearly come from different worlds. I’d love to know what you all think so make sure to gimme your opinions on twitter @ebonymillz. Guys y’all can definitely hop in the conversation as well. And a huge shoutout to a particular guy who owns his own business www.joelslandscaping.org.
In this episode I’ll be addressing fake supporters and what it’s like to be on the receiving end of it. We all know those people that swear they wanna help you but when it’s actually time to do so they’re nowhere to be found. I’m throwing a bit of shade today honey so if you can’t take it then I suggest you get from under the tree!
In this episode I’d like to shed light on a RIDICULOUS myth as well as elaborate on what it’s really like to have a long back. These are just my opinions so please don’t take it to heart. Take it up the ass!
For quite some time now my friends, family and followers felt like my little ass needed to be heard. So here I am finally making this podcast! I’m gonna talk my shit and sip my tea sis. Things are about to get interesting!