M&K’s Ultra Hot Takes

Mike and Keith talk homelessness and weed coffee and Obama's stand up at the library. This ones a little bit boring but hey jokes on you.

Keith and Mike talk about the recent debauchery in their hometown of Huntington Beach and ask the hard questions.

Mike and Keith sit down in the new home studio to talk some trash and fat ass. Topics include the Snyder cut, going black and busting nuts for hot boy summer. RIP Hunter

Mike and Keith return to their typical nonsensical talking points. Topics include being a “cool dude”, Mike explains his favorite Star Trek Captain to Keith and the Oscars being a travesty.

You didn't ask for it but here it is anyway, the return of the kings of podcasting! Mike and Keith discuss the long hiatus from, life being shit, the second opium war, alternate takes on the joker, and getting the vaccine. Let's get it.

Keith & Mike return to discuss Mcgregor Versus Poirier, stacking soap for a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records, the future of drone racing and the Bernie Meme phenomenon.

Mike and Keith return in 2021 for the first episode since holiday season 2020! This year was made for hot takes. Topics include the Capitol Hill storming, Trumps half a*# attempt at stopping it, Pelosi's possible adrenochrome use, getting Covid and Keith's former drill sergeant Grandpa. Hit it.

Keith and Mike are joined by their friend Ashley (Trashley) for an episode chopped full of hot takes and hilarity!!

Michael and Keith return from a little holiday break with full hearts and full stomachs. Topics include awesome video games, Cyberpunk 2077, Aliens and weather the woke know they are vapid and stupid people or just clout chasing.

The boys are joined by friend, comic and Kentuckian Keith Burr! (Plus some technical difficulties) Points of discussion include Mushroom Patty's, doing comedy from home, Kentucky's love of moonshine and the dangers of taking yourself to seriously. Mike also confronts Burr about his preferred brand of smokes and smoking indoors.

The boys return from there short break to discuss the election, The Eagles, finding soundboards and The Mandolorian drama. Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi work out their political differences as well. Let the hate flow through you.

Mike and Keith get cozy and spooky back at the apartment to share this classic horror movie from Italian legends Dario Argento and Lomberto Bava with the unwashed masses. Released in 1985 it's a perfect example of 80's horror and some crazy special effects. Talking points include Italian Art College, Demons VS. Zombies, nipple play, sick motorcycles, and the only black man in all of Italy. Let's light this puppy up. Happy Halloween bit#hes!

Keith and Mike are joined by comedian, musician, professional hot girl and friend of the show Brooke Soup-Rexie. Talking points include rediscovering music and sex during Quarantine, eating disorders, recovering from the loss of a loved one and finding peace within your weirdness. Red Pill Keith and Brooke go head to head on Disneyland reopening in current events as well, as the gang discusses the fall of Quibi and a 9 months pregnant super woman who ran a mile in less then 6 minutes. Cancel that assholes.

Poker with the lads, with a new element that's half drinking game, half storytelling . Prepare for drunken stories and chaos.

Mike and Keith discuss a huge political scandal in Alaska that takes up most of the episode. Other topics include a 32 million dollar T Rex Skeleton, a huge meth bust, sex stories, and Iggy Pop's hot wife and weird body.

Keith and Mike return with current news and events. (Yet somehow forgot about the Mike Pence fly incident) Talking points include our unhealthy obsession with fat animals, plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, the band Ghost and front man Tobias Forge, and a funny story about EVH. RIP

Mike and Keith discuss a shark fight in Florida and the Californian exodus among other topics. Prepare for opinions so controversial they can only be hot takes. Let the games begin in lucky number 13.

Mike and Keith discuss fowl mouthed parrots, bad ass ladies, quarantine and the happiest place on earth

Mike and Keith sit down to discuss current events and help Keith relax after a bad day. Mother of 2 drinks semen smoothies and uses her Bf like a cow. Jessica Krug embarrasses everyone with her fake accent. Weiner pops out to play some name games.

Mike and Keith are joined by their friend Josh to talk about growing up listening to punk rock and metal. Talking points include local legends, pay to play, Burger Records, bands coming back after quarantine and pros and cons of fanny packs. Let's rock.

The boys get some smoking and sipping going while discussing the upcoming election, male beauty standards, and Sean Connery's outrageous ability to get away with anything.

Mike and Keith talk the Election Day meteor, Russia and China, LA Punk, quitting smoking and Beatles Vs. Stones.

Keith and Mike talk Australia, Censorship, Keith's recent acid trip and Mike's recent depression.

Keith and Mike return with a vengeance discussing the ongoing Chris Delia saga, wokeness and cancel culture. Karen's Beware - Your In for A Scare

The boys are joined by their friend Zach to discuss the state of sports, Chris Delia, cancel culture and size queens. The butt chug vs Tampon argument rears it's ugly head again.

Keith and Mike discuss current events and how it relates to the classic Spike Lee movie “Do The Right Thing”. Other topics include alcohol suppositories, UFC 250, systemic racism and recreational weed as an essential business.

Mike and Keith discuss some current events including updates on Natalia Barnett and the weird and wonderful world of the Musk family and their newest addition.

Keith and Mike review and discuss Robert Egger's The Lighthouse. Talking points include Robert Pattinson's redemption, the finer points of staying hydrated and William Dafoe's surprising physique.

Keith and Mike discuss evil Dwarf children, Kim Jung Un's bitchass sister, Trump and the Netflix original series The Last Kingdom in this first outing with the bois.