Welcome to MOONBRAIN a podcast where the moon is always full and our brains are absolutely scrambled.
The last season of Game of Thrones is here and you know we had to get our beaks wet on this one! We talk lemon trees, disappointing dips, missing chips, and of course, the big fat first episode of the new season. Yeah, we're a few episodes late... enjoy!
We can't stop talking about piss and I think it's becoming a problem. Hear all the ways we've wet our pants, and more, on this Pulitzer winning exposé.
It's been long, too long... but we're back at it, making our dreams come true. This week we talk about a bad idiot man, new Pokémon, live action anime and creating our own monastery. Thanks Lysol!
Today we talk about John Dee and Edward Kelley who, while probably on opium, stared at a black mirror for hours on end and scribbled down the supposed "language of the angels". Respect the grift.
You ever wake up in the middle of the night gripped with the fear only an ephemeral dream demon can give you? Us too! Sort of. Listen as we talk about the usual goings on and the odd things that have happened to us around our sleepybye times.
You know it, you love it, you might even drink it or put it in your eyes. That's right folks this week we're talking about piss! We've got everything you've ever wanted to know about people who drink their own urine to "heal" themselves. It's a wild one and Dan is not okay with this idea, which makes it all the better.
This week's special episode starts on a badass note when we talk to Rob's dad. But then, tragedy strikes. Listen as we spill our grief right out on the table. This one's full of laughs, sniffs, totally real news stories, and some BIG crunches.
Smell that? That's right, it's him. This week we talk about sainthood, great American hamberders, and everyone's favorite ape-like creature. Call your podiatrist and plug your nose, they don't call him Skunk Ape for nothing.
Hello fellow Girthers! Today we talk about the biggest pay-per-view fight of the century, the year of the diap and, of course, the idea that the Earth is flat (it's a bad idea). Burn your physics books and put on your diaper because you're getting jettisoned into the "air" in a rocket of our making.
We're trying something new this week... motion picture! Also we go way off the rails and it's only two of us so... enjoy? Find the video at: youtu.be/Mp2Y5f-a640
You ever think about how our Uni-brain is so large and ever expanding? We do. Listen close and find all the hidden gems that we definitely hid in this one for sure. And remember: Aunt Jemima, Busch Light, 30 yard line...
Boy howdy are we still unsponsored! And injured! Listen in this week to hear our harrowing tale of self defeat. Also, who is dominant/submissive in the Snoopy/Woodstock relationship?
We will never get a semi-topical episode out on time. Mark my words Stephen. Anyway, this week we're joined by a special, scary guest and he's here to tell you all about why his bloodline ends with him. Nice!
Halloween may be over but the spirits don't care. These restless little buggers wriggled their way into our bodies and eventually, our hearts.
Dan's gone so the rest of us decided to try to not swear for an episode. Someone goofed.
What size are you? Don't answer that. We here at MOONBRAIN are donning our Big Pants™ to bring your the best episode yet. Full of mystery, intrigue and tall tales from a bygone era. Also, none of that is true. Enjoy!
Two of the boys are gone so we ate sour candy and talked about the moon. Shut up Newt!
Spooky Season is here and we barely talk about it at all this episode, nice! Way to go us! We do talk about new important movies, old important movies, and a what it would be like to have a Three Piece D (3PD). The News: https://www.quantamagazine.org/the-new-science-of-seeing-around-corners-20180830/ https://www.foxbusiness.com/features/teenager-becomes-millionaire-with-healthy-candy-business https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/08/28/642664883/record-high-number-of-std-infections-in-u-s-as-prevention-funding-declines
Our schedules didn't line up so... you get a special little bite-sized yummy treat! Do you LOVE IT?!
You've seen the headlines, now hear what all the buzz is about. In this episode we get sued by Pixar for sure. Oh, and Dan might be a sadist! The News: https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-06004-0 http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/08/23/big-bang-theory-reportedly-ending-because-jim-parsons-didnt-want-to-keep-going.html https://www.npr.org/2018/07/27/632945197/virgin-galactic-space-plane-reaches-new-heights-in-test-flight Psst... here's a little audio clippy for ur enjoyment :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/o6guf4k1mj5vjez/SCP.mp3?dl=0
We summon a demon! Our incantation is VERY sucessful and resurrects the ancient being known in common speech as "Grit". He's pretty chill. The News: https://www.quantamagazine.org/star-swallowing-black-holes-reveal-secrets-in-exotic-light-shows-20180808/ http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/14/colorado-school-district-slashes-mondays-begins-4-day-school-week.html https://www.npr.org/2018/08/16/639149643/researchers-figure-out-how-to-break-spaghetti-into-only-2-pieces
It's Tarp Fest time bitch. Grab your rain jacket, your jumbo flask and a few silly straws cause those babies are gonna get smashed. Shout out to baby! The News: https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-05825-3 http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/08/03/giant-eel-bites-woman-vacationing-in-hawaii-there-was-blood-everywhere.html https://www.sciencenews.org/article/language-gene-foxp2-no-humans-evolution-boost
Wet, wet, wet Italians are in this one guys and gals. We warned you.
Woof. It's been two whole dog weeks and I can hardly believe my gout is back. Hunker down for a heaping helping of bone meal, sorry, BRAIN MEAL. The News:www.npr.org/2018/07/03/62554421…ves-to-fire-station www.npr.org/2018/07/09/62741746…s-temperatures-rise www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-05660-6
Another week, another pile of thought-garbage to sift through and pick out the shiny bits to give to our human compatriots. Ya like clams? Too bad, we're all pearls baby. The News:www.npr.org/2018/07/02/62534551…tensions-as-hiccups
Did you cook your traditional early July poopsteak with friends and family this year? We sure did!
Baby it's moist outside. Time to sit back and slurp down a heaping helping of The Beautiful Jelly. The Blind Ones await...
Well, here we are. You, me and an absolutely crushed box of Sunset Blush™. Bring a friend and bring more gumbo, cause it's gonebo.