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What happens when you take a group of nerds and let them control of a team of inter-dimensional agents trying to protect and serve existence as a whole? Buffoonery, puns, silliness, and a lot of laughing. Hope you enjoy our epic journey to mediocrity. Welcome to Nexuswatch.

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    • May 26, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 75 - Endings and Beginnings

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 68:12


    Where'd that snarky little banter guy that usually writes these go? Huh, weird. Well on this last episode of the tale of Salsa Verde, the dummies behind the characters give their epilogues and get a little behind the scenes with how the story progressed. Now if you're a good kid and eat your whole meal, there will be a little treat for you at the end.    See you in the Inbetween =)

    Episode 74 - We Are Nexuswatch

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 37:58


    Endgame. All of this crazyness now comes to head. Will the heroes have what it takes to keep all of existence from being snuffed out. Only one way to find out. Fight on you glorious bastards. -Smart Ass behind the keyboard, signing off...

    Episode 73 - Battle for the Nexus

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 40:46


    No more smart ass comments and clever poking at our boys. They're in the thick of it and shits serious. If they fail here, everything we hold dear ceases to be. Fight on you glorious bastards. 

    Episode 72 -Into the Nexus

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 39:14


    Oh wow. So this is where it's at. It's all coming to a head. Man, I'm glad I stuck around. Let me grab the popcorn and see where it goes. 

    Episode 71 - Be A Hero

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 30:37


    This shit is getting tense. Did you see how they shot that Leviathan in the face. Seems like a terrible idea to me, but who the hell am I? I'm just the disembodied voice that's been talking to you for all these episodes... Not even sure why you listen to me. I'm just a guy... in a chair... typing on a keyboard... hoping this Leviathan east these guys...

    Episode 70 - Bring the Noise

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 35:28


    The plan is set and the pieces are in motion. Here's comes the pain as our boys are about to show the Harvester what it means to mess with the Nexus. I hope you all have your brown paints on because it's gonna get a little crazy in there. 

    Episode 69 - Giggity

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 37:46


    Oh man, I thought for sure they were gonna kill someone on that last episodes. But here we go, coming down to the wire. That creepy death guy has show his face and the crew are gonna blast off to mess him up. Imma get my popcorn and and settle in for the fireworks. 

    Episode 68 - Gobagan Standoff

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 34:22


    Here we are on this shitty waypoint to help out Sheila, Bloo's ball-buster of a sister. Should be interesting to see where this goes, because this new baddies sounds wicked gross. Plus... Gobagos... 

    Episode 67 - On Point

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 56:55


    So... that last couple were real doozies. I gotta say, it's hard to tease these boys when they got so much crap happening. And now Bloo's got his sister tagging along who seems like a real bummer. I sure hope the boys can make it through... Who am I kidding, they'll be fine and screw it all up gloriously. 

    Episode 66 - My Sister's Keeper

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 42:54


    Ooof that last one was a doozy. Did Darius really... like... that's some shit. He's gonna need therapy. Anyways, I think they forgot something back on that waypoint, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was... guess we'll find out. 

    Episode 65 - My Brother's Keeper

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 33:54


    Here it is. A lot of anger stewing for a long while. The crew is now going to do something about that jerk, Cassius. Let just get right into this. HUZZAH!!!!

    Episode 64 - Fog of War

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 31:54


    This place is creepy. I'm scared... I don't want to be here anymore. Someone get these guys out of the Spirit World and back to some crazy normal action. The ephemeral terrifies me. If they die here, do they say dead, or do they wake up like Inception... wait... are they in Inceptions?!?!?!

    Episode 63 - Fear Is The Mind Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 43:46


    Woah, this place is trippy. And did you SEE WHO SHOWED UP!!!!, Man if you didn't listen to the last one, go back and listen right now. I'm serious... go back... listen... I'll wait... But seriously... Whoah!!!!

    Episode 62 - A Familiar Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 38:49


    So getting that book was like... pretty easy right? I mean the sniper dudes were a hindrance, but no side quest or nothing to get our hands on it. Things are looking up. Now they're heading into that Spirit doohickey thingy they keep talking about... I wonder if it's anything like that time that guy offered me those mushrooms at Electric Forest... probably not. 

    Episode 61 - Follow the Rabbit

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 38:45


    The more we see of Maru, the more I think Darius did the right thing by getting out of there. Anyways, that book they're looking for sure is a mouth full. I'm thinking they'll have to fight a giant Kaiju or something in this one, what's the over-under on PAL getting killed these days? Welp, guess we'll just have to give a listen to find out. 

    Episode 60 - There's No Place Like Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 31:46


    Oh wow, So this is what Darius home world looks like... what a dump. I expected way cooler stuff from a guy that can shoot lightning out his ass and manifest a sword from thin air. Man... I do feel sorry for the people of Maru... It's not like our boys have a great track record of leaving places better than when they found em. Welp, lets see how the FUBAR this place. 

    Episode 59 - Hollow If You Hear Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 39:57


    What the hell. That last one was a downer, huh? Man... lets see if we can start to put this cart back on the track. Okay... shake it off everyone... only up from here. Right?... right?...

    Episode 58 - Hail Mary

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 38:15


    Well things are getting serious so we'll keep this short. Stuffs real, Nico's fortress is in sight. Lets get to work...

    Episode 57 - What Does a PAL Say?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 34:22


    WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!! It's like a storm of bad stuff coming right at the boys. Oh no... What's gonna happen? Aww man, I think they're dead, right? Like totally dead... Well it was fun everyone. Guess we'll just tune in for the demise. Lets see where it horrific it is.

    Episode 56 - Fs In the Chat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 43:22


    Ooooo, here comes the fun. The boy's are on Nico's doorstep and for once THEY started it. All those baddies are in trouble now. That is, of course, the boys lack of a plan has put them in a tight spot and they've bitten off more than they can chew... Nah, that can't be it, right? They'll be fine...

    Episode 55 - Kansas City Shuffle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 43:40


    Oh man, the boys are finally on the way to get their boy back. I hear this Nico guy is a real jerk so we'll see how it plays out. I'm thinking maybe he's just misunderstood. Maybe he's a really nice guy and that's why Bloo doesn't like him... That's gotta be it, right?... 

    Episode 54 - Make Papa Proud

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 28:31


    Woooo, A blast from past has Bloo fuming. His old best buddy dead, and his new little buddy taken. It sounds like a time for revenge... Now back aboard the Salsa Verde it's time to make plans and take action. What could go wrong... Wait... have I sad that before?... Nah, pretty sure that's the first time.

    Episode 53 - Reclamators... Mount Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 41:14


    Who doggy, even that last one had a bit of hiccup it still tugged on some heartstrings with PAL. Even if Darius and Bloo give him shit, I still love the little guy. Anyways, with a FREAKING DRAGON in tow, the boys are back on Maestro's ship and Bloo was greeted with a gift... though I don't think he liked it... Darius seemed to dig it a bit, but he had a pretty messed up childhood soooo... So lets peek in on the boys and see what crazy shit they cook up this time. 

    Episode 52 - Fifty Two Episode Pickup

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 58:16


    Soooo.... Things are gonna get a little wonky in there so buckle up and hold tight. The big 52... an entire years worth of content... we were due one to go sideways. We had some technical difficulties on this one so we hope you enjoy it in there. See you all in the Inbetween.

    Episode 51 - Past is Present

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 45:55


    Somethings seems wonky with this damn Lunar base. Our poor duders have already watched their own deaths, and Bloo even saw his own dead body floating out an airlock. Maybe they should radio ahead to Nexuswatch and have a team of therapists on standby, because all these shenanigans are gonna need some counseling. Come on guys, you can do it. Positive thoughts... right?

    Episode 50 - Don't Wanna Close My Eyes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 46:07


    Oh boy, those boys barely made it out of that last one. I thought Darius was going to die, but luckily the crew pulled together and got out of that mess... I mean they also put themselves in that mess, but that's not important. Now this new Lore Master is saying they get to go to the MOON!!!! Omigod, that's gonna be sweet. It'll be just like that one movie... you know... the one with the bad batman and John McLane, and the daughter of that one guy that used to sorta make good songs... but not really. Anyways, lets see what happens. 

    Episode 49 - Come Out and Play

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 67:23


    So through no fault of his own, Bloo put the giant through a highway barricade and nearly killed Darius and PAL. Personally I think it was fine driving. So what's up with those howls? Perhaps some sweet knitting circle with a penchant for a full moon? I'm sure that's what it is. Well lets see if these nice ladies will give our boys a lift to Alcatraz. 

    Episode 48 - Sunset Riders

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 44:24


    Man, this cyberpunk world aint got shiz on our boys. First the make them look like chumps, bumping their bikes, then they group up and try to take our dudes in an alley to which they received another smack down. Now they got this giant truck trying to run them over. With PAL and Darius in the back and Bloo up near the cab, it's obvious that they got this whole thing in hand... nothing could go wrong... not a single... lonesome... thing could possibly... Wait... did anyone else just get a strong feeling of Deja Vu?

    Episode 47 - Grease Lightning

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 36:16


    Okay, so no lollipops for me or our dudes on this one. No sun shine either it appears. We're in some straight Cyberpunk dystopia based on some place called E-Arth... think that's how it's pronounced. Anyways, after they did that Pee Wee's big adventure scene, let's see how it goes for the crew. 

    Episode 46 - Lizard Wizard Shippuden

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 29:05


    Okay, breaks over. Time for the boys to get back to work... but what does Maestro have in plan for the boys this time. I thinking a lollipop world... What do you think? Yea... Definitely a lollipop world. Anyone else craving a lollipop all of a sudden?

    Episode 45 - Check, Mate

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 47:13


    Not only did P.A.L. essentially blow apart that Hydra single handedly, Bloo smoked Braddock in the face. Ooof, Cassius is likely to be pissed about that one... but HEY! Maestro's back!!! I bet he has plan for our fellas it's almost like he's a leader of music... whats the word I'm looking for... conductor... no, that has to do with trains.... a composer.... bah, it'll come to me sooner or later. 

    Episode 44 - Hold On to Your Butts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 28:20


    Welp, I think this is it. The guys are in a tough spot and I don't see how they're getting out. It's been a good run and it's been fun, but there's no way they're gonna take care of this creature, and we all know that Brother-in-Law isn't going to play fair. Pack it up everyone, time to go home... or... perhaps... Maybe... just maybe...

    Episode 43 - Brother-In-Law Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 31:20


    Here we go, grab your popcorn and settle in my friends because this is where things get good. These bastards have been teasing this heist for a while now and it's finally kicking off. Looks like Darius' brother in law isn't too keen on keeping this silent. Let's see if this big oaf finally put a death feather in the GM's hat. Oooo, I hope it Darius.

    Episode 42 - The One With The Heist

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 39:02


    I can't believe our boys went through that damn black hole AGAIN. Whew, those kids are crazy. Now back to Ro-Bro and Psycho-in-law to get this Bro-cean's Eleven heist kicked off. Huh, Bro-cean's Eleven would have been a good title. Did we use that one already? Anyways, it's just a quick smash and grab, what could go wrong?

    Episode 41 - Infinite Sorrows 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 46:05


    Well our boys blew that one, eh? Not only did they not save the guy they seem to have a new admirer... and by admirer I mean another person that wants to kill them. What type of name is "Victory" anyways... Yea... I thought it was pretty cool too. Anyways, lets see what happens this time around.

    Episode 40 - Victory or Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 45:55


    So waypoint Elsewhere was a bust, but the boys did find out that SOMETHING was being kept here and some duder on another waypoint might have gotten the info on it when Elsewhere went boom boom. So next stop on this little illegal road trip, Aquaria.... Hope they have souvenirs. 

    Episode 39 - Infinite Sorrows

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 30:29


    Okay, so Cassius is up to something. We all agree on that, right? This might be the smartest move our boys have ever pulled. Preparing for the future... Almost makes you proud, huh? But it looks like our boys have a lead so let's see where this goes.

    Episode 38 - The Best Laid Plans of P.A.L.s and Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 45:30


    Sooooo, Cassius seems nice... right. And that hubby... They seem like nice... yea they're totally going to betray the boys. Time to make some plans, take some precautions, and possibly put Harry in a horribly dangerous position with a piece of tech that is practically untested... Fingers crossed. 

    Episode 37 - Family Ties

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 33:29


    The boys are suspended. Ooooof. What are they gonna do now? I'm thinking Mai Tais and beach sitting somewhere. Think there's Jimmy Buffet song about such an occasion... Yea you're right... they're going to do something stupid. Well at least it might be funny.

    Episode 36 - Brocean's Eleven

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 51:54


    Oh man did our boys kick ass on that last one. I mean... the Gobagos killed most of the elves, but our boys still came out on top. I bet old Rivvy is going to give them some medals... what was that?... Pissed you say?... But they saved lives and the only real casualty was a bar based off a show that most people don't get the reference to... Welp, let's see how it plays out.

    Episode 35 - The Good, The Bad, and The Slugly

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 43:32


    Some crazy info on that last one. Darius seems to be reeling a bit. Now they're in a bar with a whole bunch a dudes that seem to be looking at Bloo with a little drool coming out of the corner of their mouths. Did Bloos, just say he was shooting the Elf guy... Ooof. Lets see how this plays out. Grab the popcorn and get cozy, it's shootout time.

    Episode 34 - All Falls Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 44:24


    A little relaxation then back on the job. Our boy got a brand new assignment and they get to meet types of new people. Now it might be getting serious after only a day or two on the beat. Lets see how this shakes out...

    Episode 33 - Where Everybody Knows Your Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 56:06


    So even though Rivvy sidelined the boys, he did some a lot less jerkish this time. Now that they have new orders lets see how the boys will do with them. I'm sure they'll be super obedient and follow every instruction to the letter. Right?.....

    Episode 32 - Welcome to Drippy's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 42:39


    Finally, that medieval world is in the past. Back to what these boys are good ate... Mediocre space adventures. Time to hit up Nexuswatch HQ... betcha Nottingham missed them something fierce... ahhh, damn. Should have gotten him a T-Shirt or something. Meh, we'll get something on the next death trap horrorscape he sends us to.

    Episode 31 - A Whole New World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 32:39


    The end is in site. Home is right there. The boys can see the Salsa Verde and they'll be damned if some crew cut Guile looking asshole is going to stop them. Just a few more baddies and it's freedom time. Just a little further boys, the In-Between is calling. 

    Episode 30 - Hangar Hang-ups

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 47:49


    Wow, this place is big. And on a medieval world? Why do you suppose all the knights and Kings and stuff needed clones? Meh, I guess the world may never know. Welp, time to get into some action because Bloo's baby is calling his name and a reunion with the Salsa Verde is LOOOONG overdue.

    Episode 29 - As Above, So Below

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 30:30


    So our boys have finally made it... someplace... We're pretty sure it's important... Roma seems to THINK so. I'm sure it's fine, right? I mean it's just a dark cave near a city that we may or may not have blown one of theirs ship to oblivion. And that Cave may or may not be a hidden facility that doesn't seem to be of this world... Yea... Fine.

    Episode 28 - A Capital B

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 33:15


    Wow, I didn't know if our guys were gonna make it out of that prison... Man did you see that Dag dude snap that other guards neck... that was insane right? Man, this Roma lady does not look great. I hope she can give some answers to the crew before she ties terribly... I mean we all know she's gonna die terribly right? It's not like the patterns aren't showing yet. Awwww... poor Harry. Only a matter of time.

    Episode 27 - The Prison Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 35:34


    So the guys found a communicator in that big monster thingy, and tracked it down to it's source. So here we are in the middle of what might very well be Hell on Earth at a big building that apparently is a prison... So who's this Roma person, and is this all worth it? Odds are... actually I'm not sure... Have we had more wins or losses at this point?

    Episode 26 - Into the Empty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 46:57


    With that damn Manticore out of the way, our boys should be good. Where were they going again? Hell if I know, but I'm sure they'll get lost or something. Hey but at least it looks like Henry is taking care of business. Oh Henry you lovable scamp, I hope plot armor never fails you. 

    Episode 25 - If I Only Had a Soul

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 52:34


    Man, we they just got that airship, now it's broken. And a Manticore on top of that. Things aren't looking too hot for the fellas right now. They're gonna have to really pull some new tricks out of their sleeves to make it through this one... *wink*

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