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Luke's HAARP Time Warp: Part 2 The journey continues... Based on a post by somethin fishy, in 15 parts. Listen to the Podcast at Explicit Novels. Chapter 6. Luke had been off gathering food and firewood while waiting on Cecilia to get her lazy ass out of bed. It was getting to the point where he was going to break his promise and leave her sorry ass. She was lazy, incompetent, and greedy. Basically, all the traits that any American would think of when they heard the word; aristocracy. Marion on the other hand didn't share any of those traits and she was very intelligent to boot, but she had cracked and ran off when Luke had told her his darkest secret. This had saddened him deeply but then again; he was use to that in his life. Anytime something good happened to him, that good thing would then be ripped away again. Looking up while he was working on breaking up a branch, he saw a young man on a horse approach the camp carefully. As Luke watched the young man, he carefully looked through the camp as though he knew what he was looking for. Then apparently not finding it, the man retreated and took up a good hiding spot from which he could watch the camp without being seen. Luke was now on full alert. He started working his way around the stranger's hiding spot until Luke had got behind him. Luke might be a big man but he could still move through the woods like a ghost. As he came up behind the stranger, something about his clothes looked vaguely familiar to Luke, but Luke didn't have much time left because Cecilia was now starting to stir. Luke got up right behind the stranger and clamped his hand over the stranger's mouth. The stranger instantly began to fight back hard. It was all Luke could do to keep the stranger under control. During the struggle, the stranger's hat fell off, revealing long golden blond hair. Whoever this stranger was, they were strong and determined. Eventually the stranger was able to get turned around to where they were facing Luke, then all of the sudden they both stopped struggling. The stranger looked up at Luke's face revealing a pair of beautiful sapphire blue eyes. The stranger, Luke realized was none other than Marion and he let go. She then smacked him hard across his face. He was surprised that it actually stung pretty bad. What happened next stunned him even more. Marion jumped up, wrapped her legs around his waist, knocked him on his back, and kissed him just as fiercely as she had fought. Marion felt like her heart was about to burst, she had her lips on her man's lips again and this time around she wasn't going to let go. To make it better, she had knocked him over, so she was on top of him. Her hips began to move on their own as she started to grind her pussy against Luke. Between the kissing and the humping, Luke was now getting really fucking horny. After all, why not. Here was the most beautiful woman, that he had ever laid eyes on, on top of him and grinding her tight pussy against his stomach. Luke's eight-inch cock was now fully and painfully erect. Marion had moved one of her hands down and was starting to fiddle with the strings that held his pants up. Normally Luke would have been able to stop her, but between her delicious kisses and her beautiful body moving around on top of him; not very much blood was getting to his brain. Eventually, Marion got her hand into Luke's pants, where she got the surprise of her lifetime. Luke Was Huge! Marion felt like she had just grabbed hold of a horse. But of course, the feel of Luke's huge, hot cock in her hand stopped most of the blood from getting to her brain as well and her body felt like it was on full autopilot. The heat she felt increased drastically when Luke started moving his hands over her tits. When she touched her tits it had been pleasurable, but when Luke did it however, Marion lost all ability to reason. While his hands were big enough to completely cover her entire tits, he was extremely gentle with them. This went against everything she had ever been told by other women; in that when a man got ahold of tits, he almost always got very aggressive and that she should expect bruises afterwards. Marion now felt hotter than she had ever been before and started to rip her shirt off. Luke carefully helped her pull her shirt over her head. With her tits now exposed, Luke raised his head and started to kiss Marion's tits. He carefully circled each one with kisses while purposely avoiding her nipples. This was driving Marion mad for she really wanted Luke to suck on her nipples. Finally, she had enough of Luke's tease and grabbing his head put one of her nipples in his mouth. He got the hint and began to suckle on her. Marion started to feel extremely light headed as Luke continued his sucking. While he was sucking on one nipple, his giant hand was caressing and gently pinching the other one. Marion was now entering a state of ecstasy that she didn't know existed. When she had first started, she had expected Luke to quickly work at getting her pants off, but that's not even close to what Luke did. He didn't even try to push her, he just let her continue forward at her own pace. Luke had never liked to push the women that he slept with. He much preferred to let the woman set the pace. This actually annoyed many of the woman that he had been with, in his old life. Somehow, they all viewed this as weak on his part while never understanding the great amount of restraint that was required of him not to just stove his thick cock deep inside them. Luke had found that being well endowed was as much curse as blessing. Other guys were jealous of him while the gals seemed to fear him. That was always why he let the gal take the lead. He didn't want to hurt them. Here finally though, was a woman that didn't mind taking the lead. Kind of ironic really that Luke had to travel almost a thousand years into the past to find her. As Marion started to work her pants off, cursing them the whole time because if she had been wearing her dress, she would have already had Luke inside of her, she heard Cecilia calling for Luke. “Damn her anyway” scowled Marion “I swear every time things get interesting; she has to show up.” Looking at Luke, she could tell that he felt the same way. Luke was quietly laughing to himself, “So I'm guessing that I've been forgiven?” “How can a man from the future still be so dense, of course I've forgiven you. Now if I can only forgive myself be behaving like a bloody idiot.” “Nice contraction use, by the way.” “What can I say? Any time I get around you, your way of speaking speaks to me. On a different thought about being around me, you might want to hide for a minute or two until our friend here calms down a bit.” Luke smiled at her: “What can I say? There's something about having a goddess grinding her body against me that gets me all excited.” Marion lightly swatted him and giggled quietly. She had to be quiet because Cecilia wasn't more than ten paces away. Fortunately for the lovebirds, there was enough of a breeze to cover up their sounds. The two smiled at each other. Eventually, Cecilia moved back to the campsite. After she had moved away, Marion got up and having a naughty idea, turned her ass toward Luke's face, bent over at her waist, and reached down to retie his pants. The site of Marion bent over like that was driving Luke nuts, and his friend was showing that he didn't want to be contained. Marion leaned other over and whispered to Luke's cock: “Don't you worry, friend; I'll make sure to take very good care of you later.” Marion then retied Luke's pants and stood back up, making sure to flip her hair as she did. When she looked back at Luke, the look on his face was priceless. Marion knew that she now had Luke and nothing the Cecilia could do, short of killing her, could change that. This thought caused Marion to smile warmly at Luke as she moved to get her shirt that Luke had thrown off. After Marion had made herself presentable, she looked back at Luke and his cock was now behaving for the most part. This was good news for neither Marion or Luke were ready to reveal her return to Cecilia just yet. Finally, Luke stood up, gave Marion a quick kiss, moved back around to where he had left the firewood that he was gathering, picked it up, and returned to camp. Chapter 7. When Luke finally returned to camp, Cecilia gave him an earful about being late. The problem for Cecilia now was that Luke didn't give a shit about her. “What the hell are you bitching about this time, Cecilia. I am not the one who sleeps half the morning away. After all it has been light for three hours and you are just now waking up.” Cecilia was taken back. This was the first time that Luke had forcefully stood up to her. She would now have to take drastic action. She walked up to him and slapped him as hard as she could. “Don't you ever talk back to me; peasant!” she snapped. She then moved to slap him again. As her hand started to come up, something stopped her hand. Now very pissed, Cecilia turned to see what had stopped her. She was stunned to see Marion standing there. “Lay another hand on my man again and I will kill you” Marion stated calmly. “I don't care that you are my sister or that you have more support among the guards back home.” “Your man? Ha. You must be joking?” However, looking into Marion's face told Cecilia that she wasn't joking at all. “Like he would actually want to be with someone as dumb as you.” Marion's expression still hadn't changed so Cecilia spun around to look at Luke and caught him smiling. “What are you so happy about.” “Oh, just enjoying the sight of my girlfriend ripping you a new one.” “What!” Cecilia shrieked “How could you? Why would you? I am the one who you need to be with. After all she ran away.” “I will make this easy for you to understand, Cecilia. Marion is a delight to be around, while you are a pain in my ass. Marion always asks intelligent questions and provides stimulating conversation; while with you, well let's just say that I have had better conversations with corpses. She is very willing to learn and equally willing to admit when she made a mistake; you on the other hand seem to have no interest in learning and are not willing to admit that you could make a mistake never mind that you did. And finally, while I do admit that you are a beautiful woman, Marion is a goddess. Also, your beauty is only skin deep while hers goes all the way to her bones. Do not think for an instant that I have no idea of what you were planning to do once I got you home. I have known since you started trying to seduce me that you would do everything possible to force me into telling you everything that you wanted to know even though you are not capable of handling the information that I have access to” Said Luke with a smug grin. Cecilia just stood there stunned. Nobody had ever talked back to her before and now here were two people that not only talked back to her, but one of them was her younger sister and the other one Cecilia just classified as a large but dumb peasant. Apparently, he wasn't as dumb as Cecilia thought, but that didn't matter. What neither Luke or Marion knew was that Cecilia was actually very good with a knife and that she had helped set up the ambush with William. She had wanted her father, John, and especially Marion killed so that she could rule alone over her family's land. Granted she would have to marry William, but she had planned to arrange for William's father to die of an accident shortly after the wedding. Then within a year, kill William in some way so that she would control both family's lands. Now the entire plan had come completely unraveled. William was dead and Marion was alive. Furthermore, Marion had managed to gain the favor of the man that had “rescued” them from the ambush and now she had even won him over completely. Cecilia knew that it was too early to try and kill them for they would be expecting her to try something so she just backed down from the argument that they had been having. Just to rub salt into Cecilia's wounds, Marion went over and stood next to Luke who then put his arm around Marion. Cecilia would know have to be very careful indeed. Cecilia stomped back to the carriage and sat down. Luke went to tend the fire, and Marion went to get her horse. After Marion got back, she went up to Luke and kissed him. This made Cecilia fume even more, for her life long campaign to keep Marion subdued and meek was also coming undone. Marion was quickly gaining self-confidence and strength and if Cecilia didn't do something quickly, she wouldn't have any chance at all of getting Luke to cooperate; even under torture. After Marion got done making out with Luke, she whispered to him “We need to talk alone and quickly.” Luke nodded his agreement for he figured what Marion needed to talk about after all a blind idiot could have figured it out just from feeling the tension between Marion and Cecilia. After Luke had finished making breakfast and everyone had eaten, the three of them got back on the road. Cecilia drove the carriage while Luke and Marion rode their own mounts. Luke had also put all his gear on one of the spare horses. He covered it with some cloth to hide it, and while it was weird looking at least nobody would see his modern gear. By late afternoon the group was at the gates of Nottingham. Luke intended to stop here and sell all the extra stuff. Marion fully agreed with this for it would be much easier traveling without the carriage. To their surprise, Cecilia also agreed for she had enough of ridding in that damn thing and the roads would get worse the closer they got to York. She still had to get home before she could make her move. When they first got into town, Luke insisted that before they sell anything that the three of them explore the town to find out what all goods and services were available. Doing that took the rest of the day. Finally, they agreed on an inn that was reasonably priced and had decent food. They had rented two rooms, and after eating, decided to retire for the evening. It had been a very long day. Included in the room price was a small bundle of firewood and a set of blankets. Luke took all his gear up into his room after all this stuff was irreplaceable and held immeasurable amounts of knowledge. He started a fire and then checked out the room looking for listening holes or false walls before revealing his modern gear. After a bad experience with a high school girlfriend, Luke always thoroughly checked out every new room that he slept in. Looking at the bed, Luke decided that he would more likely be more comfortable on the floor so he set up his mattress pad and sleeping bag. Before he laid down, he stripped. This was the first time that he had been completely naked since before he had left home on his hunting trip and it felt so good to finally be without clothes, especially those itchy medieval things. To wind down, Luke fired up his computer to listen to some music and look at some pictures of his family. He made sure that he had his earbuds secure so that no one else would hear the music. Finally, he started getting tired and put his computer away. Just as he was shutting his eyes, there was a soft knock at the door. Cecilia and Marion had taken the larger of the two rooms since there were two separate beds in it. The atmosphere in the room was colder than the artic in midwinter. Neither woman wanted anything to do with the other one. Cecilia made sure to try both beds and took the most comfortable one. ‘Let that bitch figure out her proper place in the world' was Cecilia's thinking. Marion laid down on the other bed and tried to go to sleep but she was restless. She didn't trust Cecilia at all and wouldn't put it past her to take a knife across her throat during the night. Marion finally noticed that Cecilia was asleep. As quietly as she could, she climbed out of bed and left the room, closing the door softly. She quickly went to Luke's door and after breathing in a deep breath and saying a quick prayer that he was still awake knocked on the door. Chapter 8. Luke hurried up and threw his pants back on to get the door. Quietly opening the door, he carefully stuck his head out around the door. Standing there was Marion. Luke quickly finished opening the door for her and she came in. “What's the matter sweetheart, can't you sleep?” “Not in the same room as my sister. She is really starting to make me nervous. I'm actually worried that she would stick me, with a knife, while I slept. I was kind of hoping that there would be some room with you.” With that she gave Luke some of the saddest puppy eyes imaginable. Luke just smiled and put his arms around her. He gently led her to where he was sleeping. “Why are you sleeping on the floor, Luke?” “An old injury that I got years ago makes it hard for me to sleep on soft beds. By having a harder surface to lay on, it takes the pressure off and I can sleep.” “Oh, I'm sorry.” “That's okay. After all you didn't know.” “Wow, contractions really do make speaking faster and easier.” “Yep” With that, Luke dropped his pants again. There was just enough light coming from the dying fire for Marion to see that Luke was now naked. She suddenly wasn't tired at all but now had a fire burning, in her loins that was hotter than a smithy's furnace. She quickly stripped off the gown that she had on and got under the covers with Luke. Feeling her skin, Luke figured out that Marion was naked too and what she had in mind. “Are you...” was as far as he got before a pair of plump lips sealed off his mouth. He certainly wasn't going to argue any further after all; as the saying goes “His mama didn't raise no fool.” Marion used one of her hands to reach down and grab Luke's cock. This time at least she wasn't surprised by its size. Luke broke her kiss and using both of his hands, held her face. “Sweetheart, is this your first time?” “Yes” Marion squeaked fearfully. “Then why are you rushing. Let's slow down a bit so you can savor your first time. Plus, I don't want to hurt you.” Marion shed a tear and Luke kissed it off her face. At that point she knew that Luke was truly in love with her and that she had nothing to fear from him. What followed was the most intense time of her life. Luke started by kissing her neck. Just his kisses on her neck caused her to have mini orgasms. He then moved slowly down to her tits. He moved in circles around each one smothering them in kisses, but not touching her nipples and when she tried to move a nipple into his mouth, he just pinned her down. Finally, mercifully Luke started moving further south; still without touching her nipples. He kissed his way down her stomach and when he got to her navel she started giggling. She had never been ticklish but Luke's kissing her belly button really got to her and she couldn't hold still to save her life. This brought much joy to Luke, who hadn't been with a woman in years. ‘Yep, I still got it' he thought. Luke then moved down each of her legs, avoiding her pussy. By the time he had finished her second leg, Marion wasn't really on Earth anymore. At least not mentally. Luke then spread her legs. ‘Oh god, I'm finally going to become a woman and the man that's going to make me a woman, I couldn't love more' thought Marion. Luke had other plans though. Instead of his cock he started out with his tongue. This completely surprised Marion for she had heard nothing like this ever discussed by the other women in the castle. What Marion then discovered was that there were more layers of pleasure then she ever realized. She could feel Luke's hot breath on her moist skin and could feel the stubble on his face brushing against her. Most of all she could feel his tongue working its way into her slit. When it hit her clit, she took a deep breath and froze. Luke worked his way up and down her slit causing Marion to start involuntarily thrusting her hips. Luke gently held her down and this really drove Marion wild. “you might want to cover your face, with a pillow or something sweetheart, so you don't wake up the whole inn.” Luke said giggling. Luke then continued working Marion's pussy like a fine musical instrument. Up and down her slit he moved. Marion wasn't just leaking nectar anymore; her pussy was now a flash flood zone. Finally, Luke sucked her clit in between his teeth and Marion would have completely jumped off the floor if Luke hadn't been holding her down. She screamed at the top of her lungs, into the pillow, for almost thirty seconds before collapsing. Luke had taken pity on her and stopped tonguing her. He waited until her breathing had become more regular before he started kissing his way back up her body. This time he worked both nipples before moving up to her lips. “What did you do to me? I've never felt anything that good in my life.” “And just think, that wasn't even the main course.” Marion's eyes now shot open as she felt the tip of Luke's cock on her slit and she started moaning softly. He moved the tip up and down her slit a few times to make sure that it had sufficient lubrication on it. The last thing he wanted was to hurt his lover. Being happy with the amount of lube; Luke put the tip right at her entrance and stopped. Marion looked up at him, nodded and smiled. Luke began to gently push into her most delicate and personal area. She was thankful that Luke was going slow because she felt like she was being split open as Luke pushed up into her. Luke stopped again, when he felt her hymen. He gently kissed Marion as he whispered in her ear: “You sure sweetheart?” Marion just nodded again; her throat wouldn't let her speak at the moment. Luke thrust all the rest of the way into her in one stroke and stopped when he had bottomed out. Marion was now crying and Luke was kissing her tears as fast as they formed. Eventually Marion opened her eyes, “I am now all yours to do what you want with.” She would never know why she muttered that line, not for all her years would she ever be able to figure it out. She could have then sworn that she saw Luke's eyes flash fire red, and he got very angry with her. He grabbed her face roughly and held it so that her eyes were locked onto his. What she saw at that moment absolutely terrified her for she had never seen someone so angry. “Now, you listen Marion and you listen to me good” started Luke in a deep growl that sounded more like it was made by a wild animal then a person “You are not mine to do with what I want. You are you. Your body is Yours to share as You please. If we do proceed with a relationship it will be as equals, as partners. Not as master and servant. If we ever do anything you don't like all you have to say is stop and we'll stop.” “But why?” Marion was now more confused than she ever had been before. “Why am I not yours's to do with as you please.” She saw Luke close his eyes, take a deep breath, and when he opened his eyes again, she saw there was nothing but love in them. “Because Marion of York I love you more the life itself. You are not inferior in my mind. The only way I want this relationship to happen is if it's between equals.” Marion started sobbing as she wrapped her arms around Luke's neck. Finally, she was able to mutter the most important words in the world, into his ear. “I love you too, Luke!” With this Marion's pussy took back over, after all Luke's cock was still inside her. Before long Luke was slowly thrusting in and out of her. The sensations that Luke's cock caused made Marion lose her mind. Within a minute she had another orgasm. This one blew away the one that Luke had given her with his tongue and the only thing that kept Marion from screaming her head off was Luke's lips locked onto hers. What followed was one orgasm after another, for Marion. From everything she had ever heard, sex was something that lasted maybe five minutes from start to finish. Of course, everything else that she thought that she knew had already been shattered by this man, why not the amount of time spent engaged in sex as well. Most of the time Luke stayed on top, but he did roll over and swing her on top toward the end. He did this so that he could last longer for Marion. Marion's body quickly figured out what it liked. It not only went up and down, but it went side to side and even moved about in circles while searching for the perfect spot. By this time Marion's brain was barely functioning. Luke then rolled back on top and began thrusting faster and faster. Marion was barely keeping her moaning under control as Luke neared the finish. Then Marion felt Luke's cock swell up even more and she was hit with an earthshattering orgasm that didn't stop until after Luke had shot what felt like gallons of hot sticky cum deep into her. This last orgasm caused Marion to black out completely. Luke fell over on his back next to her, completely drained. Marion's body somehow crawled up and her head rested on Luke's shoulder. Luke managed to get a blanket over them and pass out. Luke woke up the next morning to someone knocking on the door. “Yes, what is it?” he managed to get out. “The cook would like to know what you want for breakfast?” said one of the inn's staff. “Umm, can you give me a little bit so I can finish waking up, then I can take to the cook about breakfast?” “Yes sir.” “Okay then. I will be down in a bit.” Luke gently shook Marion awake. The look on her face was beyond priceless for Luke. She still looked like she was in orbit from last night and her hair was a mess. “Good morning, sweetheart” he said cheerfully. “What a rotten thing to say to someone who doesn't know where they are at.” Groaned Marion Now Luke couldn't resist “Well last time I checked you were, in a room, at an inn in Nottingham, having one mind altering orgasm after another.” This time Marion gave him the stink eye “Gee thanks for that update…Smartass” “Hey it's far better to be a smartass then a dumbass.” Said Luke with a shit eating grin. Now it was Marion's turn to smile. “Come on Marion. It's time for breakfast and I'm starving. Plus, we have a lot to do today. “Fine” said Marion trying her best to sound cross but she couldn't keep the smile off her face. Before long they were both laughing like idiots as they worked towards getting dressed. Luke took a bucket of water and a rag to clean Marion's pussy up a bit, and then she took the rag and cleaned Luke's cock off. When they were both happy, they got dressed and went down to eat. On the way out of the room, Luke made sure that it was locked and then he put one of his hairs carefully in the lock to tell him if anyone tried to get into his room while they were gone. Breakfast was simple, consisting of some bread and veggies. Luke then asked the cook if he could get some eggs made up. The cook looked at him like he was weird but made them anyway after all when the customer is bigger than a horse, it's not a good idea to argue. Luke shared his eggs with Marion and she shared some of her stew with Luke. They both had an ale to wash everything down with. As they were finishing up, Cecilia came down the stairs. When Cecilia saw them, she went to sit at a table in the corner. If looks could kill then Marion would have been dead with the looks that she was getting from her sister, but by this time Marion didn't give a shit about her anymore. Luke paid for their meal and he paid for Cecilia's as well. He wanted to make sure that the innkeeper got the money due them because he knew that Cecilia had a habit of throwing her rank around to get out of paying for things. Marion and Luke went back upstairs and collected their gear. They both looked around both rooms to make sure that they didn't miss anything. Then they locked the doors back up and returned downstairs where they paid for the rooms and returned the keys. Marion walked over to Cecilia and gave her the bag with her stuff in it. “Whenever you finish, Luke and I will be selling the extra stuff. You can come and find us.” With that Marion walked off without giving Cecilia a chance to say anything. The innkeeper of course knew what was going on because Marion had told him. Luke and Marion went outside and got the horses and carriage from the stable. The first stop was an armorer down the street. There after much bargaining, Luke managed to sell all the extra swords and knives they had. He also sold all the armor. None of it fit either of them so why keep it. The next stop was a cloth maker to sell the extra clothing that they had. This time Luke bought a new outfit for himself, one that actually fit somewhat comfortably, and so they went through the town. After they hit a dead end with the carriage, Luke had an idea. They broke the carriage down into its pieces and sold the pieces. They actually made much more money doing this then they would have made by selling it in one piece. “What made you think of that Luke?” Marion asked him after they had finished. “Back in my time, a lot of vehicles were sold that way. You would sell all the usable parts off then scrap everything else. Here we didn't have to scrap anything, lucky for us” Luke whispered back. The last stop was to sell the extra horses. They only really needed three, but decided to keep an extra two just in case and as pack animals. As Marion and Luke were coming out of the stables, Cecilia finally caught up with them. To say that she was pissed was an understatement. It was now late afternoon and she had been going all over town looking for Luke and Marion. She couldn't wait until she could get rid of Marion and get revenge on Luke. One plus side of her wondering the town was that she had met some old friends. After some short negotiations, Cecilia had another ambush set up. This time she made sure to warn them about Luke. The ambush would take place outside of town so that it looked random. As Cecilia came up to them, Marion told her that they would be leaving immediately since they had gotten everything sold. This threw a wrench into Cecilia's plans however. She had figured that they wouldn't leave until tomorrow. She had to delay them. “Are you sure, I mean there are reports of bandits out there?” “What, you scared sis?” teased Marion. Cecilia noticed that Marion was now carrying herself taller and she now wore a short sword and knife at her waist. “Where did you get those?” asked Cecilia pointing at Marion's sword and knife. “Luke got them for me, from the armorer. He actually knows a lot about swords and knives.” Cecilia just looked at Luke. “Yep, guilty as charged. I use to make swords and knives when I was younger and I still make an occasional knife when I can get the chance.” From the looks that Marion was giving Luke, Cecilia was sure that they had sex the night before. “So, I guess that you finally started whoring yourself out, Marion. It was only a matter...” Smack! That was as far as Cecilia got before Marion knocked her to the ground. “You call Marion a whore again and you will be eating all your teeth” growled Luke with fire in his eyes. Cecilia sat on the ground more afraid than she had ever been because at the moment Luke didn't look like a human, no, he looked like one of the Titans from Greek mythology that had come to life. Luke hunched back on his heals slightly and Cecilia actually peed herself because she was so scared. Many predators hunched back slightly before attacking and Cecilia was truly terrified of Luke attacking her with the anger that was still in his eyes. Marion patted Luke on his arm and the fire disappeared, from his eyes, and he relaxed. “Come on Luke, we need to get going.” Chapter 9. The three of them left town that afternoon. Marion was no longer afraid of bandits. Not with her new side arms and boyfriend. Now it was Cecilia who was terrified. She was still unarmed and worse still she had managed to thoroughly piss off Luke. After all this was a man that she had seen snap another man's neck and elbow without breaking a sweat. To make matters worse for Cecilia, she had to watch as Luke picked Marion up and gently put her on her horse. He did this without struggling a bit. This was something that Cecilia had never seen before. She had never seen someone so strong and yet so caring and she was extremely jealous of Marion's relationship with Luke. The whole way Cecilia was hanging behind, trying to slow Luke and Marion down, but they barely slowed down at all. Cecilia could see them talking and laughing, but she couldn't hear from where she was at, and if she caught up so that she could hear then she wouldn't be able to slow them down. After almost five miles, the trio came across a stream with a meadow next to it and with the sun setting Luke decided that this was a good spot to stop for the night. Cecilia was glad for she was exhausted. It really irritated her to see Marion still full of energy. Luke of course never seemed to run out. Marion started on the camp site while Luke caught some fish for supper after gathering firewood. Cecilia managed to take care of the horses. She didn't tie the knots as good as they should have been, for she hoped that the horses would bolt during the night. She sat near the fire as Luke and Marion prepared dinner. Along with dinner, Marion was boiling the water for their canteens. After dinner, which was actually really good Cecilia had to admit to herself; she would never admit it publicly. Marion walked over to the horses. She had seen Cecilia tie the bad knots while she was setting up camp and wanted to fix them before bed. When she got back, she and Luke gave Cecilia an evil look which sent chills up and down Cecilia's spine. She now knew that she wouldn't be able to do anything else to slow them down. She got another surprise at bedtime; they were not going to be sleeping in the tent. Instead, all the gear went into the tent and Marion had the bedrolls set up outside. The final surprise came when Marion and Luke settled down under the same blanket. Luke was behind her with his arms around her. She was using one of his arms as a pillow and Marion passed out quickly. Cecilia watched for a chance to kill Marion, but Luke stayed alert all night. All he ever did was doze off and the slightest sound would cause him to wake up. To make matters worse for Cecilia, Luke had his handgun under one of his hands ready for him to grab at all times. Cecilia didn't know what that devil device was but she did know what it could do. Eventually she gave up and fell asleep. The next morning, Luke was up with the sunrise as usual and Marion got up with him. They got the fire going and tore the tent down and hide it away. By now they had the routine down pat. This morning though was already a warm one and both of them had been sweating all night. Luke took Marion down to a pool in the stream and they stripped down. At first Marion thought that she was going to get laid again. Then when they were both naked, Luke picked her up and threw her in the stream. “Damn it, you bastard! It's fucking cold in here” Marion cried out standing up. The water was up to the bottom of her tits. Luke just laughed as he jumped in and further drenched Marion with water. The two of them cleaned each other making sure that every nook and cranny was clean. They splashed each other and had a lot of fun. Luke made sure that Marion's hair was washed out and that her pussy was thoroughly cleaned. Marion made sure that Luke's cock and balls were clean enough to eat off of. Eventually they got out of the water and dried themselves off on a blanket that Luke had brought along, just for that purpose. They then put clean clothes on and went back to camp. There Cecilia was still sleeping so Marion walked over to her and woke her up with water to the face. “Hey time to get up!” barked Marion. Luke just stood back and laughed. Marion was starting to sound like some of his drill instructors. This time Luke fixed breakfast for everyone. Cecilia had bags under her eyes; she really hated mornings. By the time breakfast had been eaten, Cecilia was beginning to function and she had some questions for Marion as they were finishing packing. “Hey Marion, I got a question for you. When you woke me up, why were all wet?” “Oh, Luke and I took a bath in the stream.” “Why people will think that you're a Jew or something?” “Luke said that he felt really grimy and that he couldn't stand his smell anymore. I thought that we were going down by the stream for of loving but when I was naked, he picked me up and threw me in. He jumped in after me and we made sure that each other was really clean.” “If Luke said that he needed a bath then why were you surprised to be thrown in the water?” “Because he didn't tell me that until after he had thrown me in.” Cecilia actually had to laugh. She couldn't help it for it was too damn funny. It served Marion right for stealing Luke from her. Marion was beat red from embarrassment. This wasn't helped when Luke came up behind her and gave her a big sloppy kiss. Marion started to laugh as she leaned back into Luke and wrapped his arms around her. She had never been this happy before. This display of affection wiped the smile right of Cecilia's face. Finally, Luke announced that it was time to go. The three mounted up and resumed their travels. As they went along, Cecilia kept her eyes peeled. She was looking for the prearranged signs that the ambush was ahead. To her dismay she didn't see one, however about noon, Luke stiffened up, suddenly stopped, and pulled his horse off to the side of the road. He just made it look like he had to take a leak. After he was done, he motioned for Marion and Cecilia to join him. “There's an ambush about fifty paces ahead.” “How could you possibly know that?” asked Cecilia. This probably wasn't her ambush but one ambush was as good as another as far as she was concerned. “Because I saw a glint in the brush near the road. The same place that I would set an ambush.” “You sound like you have experience with ambushes” Marion said. “I do” stated Luke in a hard flat tone that said the discussion was over. “So, what are we going to do?” asked Marion. “Simple, I'm going to ambush the ambushers.” “How?” Marion was almost crying now. “Just stay here and watch.” And with that, Luke pulled his handgun and knife out and disappeared into the forest. Within minutes, shots rang out up ahead and the ladies heard several screams. Marion looked like a ghost and even Cecilia had lost some color. Then everything was quiet. Both ladies were nervous; Marion for her lover and Cecilia because she wanted his knowledge. “Miss me?” Luke said causing both ladies to almost jump out of their clothes. “Damn it Luke” screamed Marion “Don't do that to me ever again!” “What's that?” now Luke was feeling mischievous. “I was so scared that you would be killed.” Said Marion so quietly that Cecilia could barely hear her. Luke just snorted. “Me killed by those idiots.” Snorted Luke “Not likely. Come on ladies, we got some bodies to loot.” Luke and Marion grabbed the horses and lead them to where the ambush had been. There was fifteen men laying on the ground. “We're not going to worry about burying them. There's a nice dip in the ground back there” Luke pointed behind him “That we can dump the bodies into.” The three of them quickly gathered all the gear that they could use. Luke of course policed his brass. They even found some more horses to carry the loot. Part of the loot was a large bag of money and some really nice swords. Marion recognized the crest on one of the swords as one that belonged to a very wealthy family that lived a couple of days ride from her own home. It was only the work of an hour or so to get all the new loot and get it stored for travel. As they were getting to leave, Marion heard more horses coming, and the three of them hid in the brush. Cecilia immediately recognized the men that went by, for they were the ones that she had hired. After they had went by Luke stood up. “Come on ladies, let's get the fuck out of here.” The three of them mounted back up and continued on their journey. It was obvious that Luke was now on high alert for anymore ambushes. Fortunately, they didn't see anything the rest of the day. Problem was that they hadn't come across any good places to stay for the night. To Luke this wasn't a problem; they would push on through the night. They had light cloud cover and a particle moon. “Hey Marion, how close are we, do you figure?” Marion purged her lips as she figured, “probably four or five days. Why?” “Okay, here is what we are going to do. I didn't like the look of those guys that past by us earlier, and it's too easy to ambush people in the forest so we are going to push on through the night.” “But how about our sleep?” whined Cecilia “Tired is just temporary, dead is permanent. We push on through the night, but if you want to stop for the night go ahead but I'm going to keep going.” “Marion are you going to stop?” asked Cecilia “Nope. I'm staying with Luke. I almost lost him once and I'm not going to make the same mistake twice.” Now Cecilia was worried. They would probably go right past her ambush during the night and her guys wouldn't see them because no one ever traveled at night. Chapter 10. Marion readies her attack. The three of them pushed on through the night, just as Luke had said. By the next morning, Cecilia was almost asleep in the saddle and Marion wasn't too far behind her. Even Luke was getting tired but he was used to it. When jetting all over the world ever week, you get use to not sleeping or grabbing cat naps whenever possible. They didn't even stop to make breakfast. Today, breakfast was whatever was in the saddlebags that could be eaten cold. During the night, Luke had come up to a fork in the road and had decided to make a slight detour to Lincoln to sell the loot gathered from the ambushers. The ladies didn't even notice the fork for they were both dozing off. Marion was the first one to realize that they were not on the road to York. “Of course, not” replied Luke “We're on the road to Lincoln. I want to sell all the extra loot we got and get some comfortable sleep.” Both ladies agreed if only so that they could get some good sleep. Luke was quietly amazed; he actually got those two to agree on something. He still didn't trust Cecilia any and probably never would. It was midafternoon before the trio got to Lincoln. It took them a couple of hours to sell the extra gear. While they had been going around selling the gear, they had found a good inn to stay at. Problem was that they were only able to rent one room. ‘Oh well' thought Luke. They finished selling the stuff and got back to the inn; they were glad that they had rented the room earlier for the inn was now packed. After a quick dinner, the three of them went to the room and settled in. Luke of course checked out the room. Cecilia was now curious: “What are you doing?” “Looking for hidden rooms or listening holes. I had a bad experience one time and ever since I always check out new rooms. Once in a while I actually do find hidden rooms or listening holes.” “Oh” “It's far better to be safe than sorry.” Finding none, Luke started to settle down. Marion had already gotten their bedroll out. Cecilia was actually amazed that she didn't have to fight for the bed. She soon figured out why for Luke laid down with Marion. Before long clothes were flying out from under their blankets. Cecilia couldn't believe it; Luke and Marion were going to go at it right in front of her. Marion had just laid down and curled up under the covers. She so enjoyed the feeling of Luke's bedding on her skin that she almost fell asleep immediately. She moaned slightly when she felt Luke lay down with her. Before long she was getting warm and not just from Luke's body heat. Her hands started to move by themselves and soon locked onto Luke's manhood. Luke wasn't sure if they should do anything with Cecilia in the room but the feeling of Marion's hands gently tugging on his cock settled that issue for him; to hell with Cecilia. His hands started to roam Marion's body, their lips locked, and Marion moaned into his mouth. Their hands started tearing at each other's clothing and they couldn't get naked fast enough. Clothes flew out from under the covers for they didn't want some clothes to get in their way. By the time she was naked, Marion's pussy was gushing like the Amazon during the rainy season and Luke was hard enough that he probably could had smashed granite. Marion pushed on Luke's shoulders, signaling that she wanted to start out on top. This was just fine with Luke. Marion impaled herself completely in one shot and started to ride him like he was a rodeo bull. Problem was that, in her haste, she had forgotten about her moaning, and by the time she started getting loud, about five seconds after bottoming out, she didn't give a fuck anymore. She then became determined to give the inn some good vocal entertainment and announce, to the world, that Luke was hers. As Luke caught up to her, she was singing like an opera singer from a much later time, but she didn't know that and didn't care. Luke was again making her feel amazing. An added bonus for her was that Cecilia was in the room with them and Marion wasn't about to waste this opportunity to show off what she and Luke could do together. Within minutes of impaling herself, Marion was cumming by the bucket loads. Meanwhile Luke hadn't been quiet either and with Marion's juices coating his balls he didn't care. He was pounding away at Marion's beautiful body from below and after she exploded, Luke flipped them over so that he was on top. It was time for him to show off a bit. He took Marion's feet and put them on his shoulders. In this way he could bend Marion in half and drive deep into her. Just as he knew it would, this position caused Marion to start screaming at the top of her lungs. The biggest problem that Marion was having was being able to even form words. While Luke and Marion were fucking, Cecilia at first was disgusted with her little sister. After all, what god fearing woman would want to see her unmarried sister getting laid, never mind that Cecilia was no slouch in the getting laid department. As Marion was having her second orgasm however, Cecilia started to have strange feelings; she was getting wet between her legs, her pussy was getting hot, and her nipples were hard as rock. She couldn't believe that she was getting aroused at the sight of her little sister getting the stuffing pounded out of her. Then Luke had rolled over and Cecilia got her first glimpse of Luke's manhood. The sight took her breath away. It looked like Marion was getting fucked by a horse! ‘How the hell did she even get that… that… that thing inside her?' thought Cecilia as her hands started rubbing her tits and pussy. Not getting the feeling that she was after; Cecilia flipped her nightgown up so that she could get unblocked access to her pussy. Cecilia saw Marion look at her and she was wasn't surprised to see Marion's eyes were completely glazed over and her jaw slack. As Luke pounded Marion; Cecilia matched his pace with her hand and quickly had a powerful orgasm of her own. As she recovered, she was amazed to see that Luke was still pounding Marion, only now the two of them were on their sides; facing Cecilia. Cecilia got to watch as Luke's giant hands roamed all over Marion's body, and Marion's hands disparately trying to get a hold of anything so that she could maintain some connection with Planet Earth for she was now having almost continuous orgasms. Marion's tits were bouncing in prefect sync with Luke's thrusting. Cecilia figured that Marion wouldn't be able to speak in the morning and that she herself would probably be hard of hearing. Finally, Luke rolled Marion back on her back, this time in the traditional missionary position, was now making full thrust, deep into Marion. She had recovered just enough so that she could kiss Luke as he thrust and could even urge him to fill her up. Of course, she paid no attention to how loud she was yelling but neither of them cared by this point, and for that matter neither did Cecilia for she was now having almost constant orgasms from fingering herself while smelling, watching, and listening to Marion and Luke. Marion knew that Luke was getting close when she felt his cock swell up even more. It got hotter still and his veins popped and gave Marion extra sensation. Then it happened, Luke exploded. Eight giant shots of hot cum were unloaded into Marion's pussy and this caused Marion to again cum so hard that she blacked out. As Luke gently pulled out of Marion, a mix of cum came flooding out of her pussy and all over their bedding. Just like their first time, Luke rolled over so that he was on his back, Marion crawled up, and put her head on his shoulder and a leg over one of his. Luke somehow managed to find a cover and pulling it over them fell asleep. This was actually Cecilia's best chance to kill Marion, but like the two love birds she too had passed out. To be continued in part 3, Based on a post by somethin fishy, for Sex Stories.

Send us a textIn this unforgettable episode, we're revisiting a conversation that blew our minds—and helped reframe everything we thought we knew about ADHD, motherhood, and what it means to be “too much.”Tracy Otsuka is the host of the wildly popular ADHD for Smart Ass Women podcast and author of the book by the same name. A former attorney and certified ADHD coach, Tracy has become a global voice for women who are tired of being pathologized—and ready to celebrate what makes them different.In this conversation, we cover:Why ADHD in women is often misunderstood, masked, and misdiagnosedHow “smart girl syndrome” leads to high achievement—and high self-doubtThe difference between the default mode network (DMN) and task positive network (TPN), and why they matter so much to ADHD brainsThe real reason motherhood can feel like Groundhog Day for women with ADHDHow to get out of your head and into aligned actionThe truth about trauma, shame, and learned helplessness in ADHD womenWhy perfectionism and creativity often co-exist in neurodivergent womenHow Tracy's approach brings humor, empowerment, and healing to thousands of womenThis isn't just a conversation—it's a reframe. If you've ever felt like the “too much” girl who couldn't keep up with motherhood, or like you're sitting on a pile of potential you just can't access, this episode is for you.Featured Guest: Tracy Otsuka is a certified ADHD coach, former SEC attorney, and the creator of the ADHD for Smart Ass Women podcast and book. Her podcast has over 5 million downloads and reaches listeners in 160 countries. She's been featured in Forbes, ADDitude Magazine, and The Goal Digger Podcast, and moderates a Facebook group with nearly 100,000 members.Resources & Mentions:Tracy Otsuka's Podcast: ADHD for Smart Ass WomenDr. Sharon SalineDr. Christine Li (The Procrastination Coach)MOTHER PLUS INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mother_plus_podcast/MOTHER PLUS FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/motherpluspodcastMOTHER PLUS PERMISSION SLIP: https://www.motherplusser.com/Permission-SlipMOTHER PLUS NEWSLETTER: https://www.motherplusser.com/signup-pageMOTHER PLUS BLOG: https://www.motherplusser.com/blog

Ever wonder where the magic started for animated characters stepping into the live-action world? While it's practically a genre of its own today, one groundbreaking '80s flick truly pioneered the concept as a full-length feature film. Get ready to dive into the toon-tastic world of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" from 1988!From the visionary minds of producer Steven Spielberg and director Robert Zemeckis, this Academy Award-winning box office sensation takes us to an alternate 1947 Hollywood where humans and 'Toons' co-exist. Our story follows a jaded human private eye reluctantly tangled in a zany conspiracy, tasked with helping a beloved animated rabbit clear his name after being framed for murder.So, hop on the back of the Red Car, hold on to your disappearing ink, and whatever you do, don't get dipped in The Dip! Join Nicholas Pepin, Laramy Wells, Bethany Wells, and your host, Tim Williams, as they pull back the curtain on this cinematic masterpiece on this episode of the 80s Flick Flashback.Here are some additional behind-the-scenes trivia we were unable to cover in this episode:Initially, there were to be seven weasels (Greasy, Sleazy, Wheezy, Smartass, Psycho, Stupid, and Slimy) to parody the seven dwarfs.Although the film's title is a question, no question mark appears in the title because this is considered bad luck in the industry.Sources:Wikipedia, IMDB, BoxOfficeMojohttps://www.cinemablend.com/movies/who-framed-roger-rabbit-behind-the-scenes-facts-about-the-moviehttps://www.mentalfloss.com/article/62910/15-things-you-might-not-know-about-who-framed-roger-rabbitSome sections were composed by ChatGPTWe'd love to hear your thoughts on our podcast! You can share your feedback with us via email or social media. Your opinions are incredibly valuable to us, and we'd be so grateful to know what you enjoyed about our show. If we missed anything or if you have any suggestions for 80s movies, we'd love to hear them too! If you're feeling extra supportive, you can even become a subscription member through "Buy Me A Coffee". For more details and other fun extensions of our podcast, check out this link. Thank you for your support!https://linktr.ee/80sFlickFlashback

The SKATCAST Network presents:Truck Driver Theater #25 with the Script KeeperToday's Skit-SKATs:[ Book of Shmoggie | 0:36 ] - "Chapter 4" - We get a look at Dr. Shmoggie's Apartment situation.[ Liam the Monster Hunter | 13:06 ] - "Smartass up Dumbass Mountain" - Liam and the gang leave South Demon Guard City to fulfill a quest of dumb*ss proportions![ Talking Pets | 24:38 ] - "Bub-Eye" - The talking pets of the neighborhood discuss and experience buh-bye![ Nurse Fairy Rhymes | 30:25 ] - "Red Riding Hood" - You know this story, we f*ck it up![ Post Apocalyptica | 36:11 ] - "Season Two Finale" - The name-dropinest episode of all-time. This is the finale for our second Post Apocalyptica "movie" (season 1 is a movie as is this one). All of it is dumb, but with zombies baby!Have the best Saturday! Stay safe and enjoy the ride!Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCneJoin the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/mVFf2brAaFFor all show related questions: info@skatcast.comPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! Instagram: @theescriptkeeper Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersATWanna become a Patron? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/SkatcastSign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

¡ Episodio secreto en www.⁠⁠⁠subscribepage.io/espanolizados⁠⁠⁠ ! En este episodio te hablo de esas frases típicas de cuñados, que todos hemos escuchado alguna vez. Desde los clásicos comentarios de sobremesa, hasta las opiniones "expertas" sobre cualquier tema. Pero no te preocupes, también te doy ideas para responder con estilo, ingenio y un toque de humor, como el smartass en español que eres. Bueno, no me extiendo más, sube el volumen, ¡vamos a empezar! Si además de aprender con este episodio, quieres conseguir el video exclusivo que hice sobre "Cómo conectar con nativos hispanohablantes" ve a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.thespanishontheroad.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ y únete a la newsletter para conseguirlo :) Hola, Holaaa!!! Me presento: Soy Verónica :) profe de español certificada de España. Viví en USA 6 años, conozco la dificultad de hablar en un segundo idioma. Desde que comencé a aprender inglés, descubrí mi pasión por los idiomas y sigo estudiando y entiendo la importancia de crear un ambiente relajado. Mi experiencia me enseñó mucho. El idioma implica superación, cultura y relaciones. Si te gusta aprender expresiones con historias divertidas, únete a mi newsletter en ⁠⁠⁠thespanishontheroad.com⁠⁠⁠ Sobre cómo conectar con nativos hispanohablantes y ser más tú en español, hice un taller que quiero regalarte por ser estudiante de español. Aquí puedes acceder a él: ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/tsotrCONECTA⁠⁠⁠ Este es un podcast con contenido de nivel intermedio alto y avanzado para aquellos estudiantes de español que ya han adquirido vocabulario y gramática, pero quieren tener exposición a un español más natural y aprender en contexto. Si te gusta leer para aprender español con historias divertidas y además te encanta aprender expresiones, únete a mi newsletter en ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.thespanishontheroad.com⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ Nos vemos!!! --- In this episode, I dive into those classic "brother-in-law" phrases we've all heard at some point—from dinner table clichés to self-proclaimed expertise on every topic. Don't worry, I'll also give you tips on how to reply with style, wit, and a touch of humor, like the Smartass in Spanish that you're! Well, I won't linger any longer, turn up the volume, let's get started! And, if in addition to learning with this episode, you want to get the exclusive video I made on "How to connect with native Spanish speakers" go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.thespanishontheroad.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ and join the newsletter to get it :) Hi!!! Let me introduce myself: Hello! This is Verónica :) certified Spanish teacher from Spain. I lived in the US for 6 years, I know the difficulty of speaking a second language. Since I started learning English, I discovered my passion for languages and I continue studying and understanding the importance of creating a relaxed environment. My experience taught me a lot. Language implies improvement, culture and relationships. If you like to read in order to learn expressions with funny stories, sing up on my newsletter ⁠⁠⁠thespanishontheroad.com⁠⁠⁠ About how to connect with Spanish native speakers and be more yourself in Spanish, I conducted a workshop that I want to gift you for being a Spanish student. You can access it here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/WebinarConectaEN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ I hope it helps you a lot with your Spanish. This is a podcast for upper intermediate and advanced level content for Spanish learners who have already acquired vocabulary and grammar but want exposure to more natural Spanish and learning in context. If you enjoy reading to learn Spanish through entertaining stories and love learning expressions, join my newsletter at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.thespanishontheroad.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ See you soon!

In a recent episode of 'ADHD for Smart Ass Women,' I had the incredible opportunity to chat with host Tracy Otsuka about my journey of growing up with diagnosed ADHD and how that has shaped my life and my business. We dove into how my diagnosis at a younger age helped me understand myself better, how keeping a persistent mindset has helped me overcome many new challenges in my life, and how these obstacles have turned into stepping stones throughout my business and other areas of my life. Please don't let your current obstacles hold you back; you have a unique set of gifts to share. Tracy OtsukaHi, I'm Tracy. I'm a mother, author, podcaster, certified ADHD coach, and lawyer committed to changing the conversation around ADHD.Tracy's WebsiteListen to the Original Episode HereConnect with Molly ClaireMolly's Website: MollyClaire.ComMaster Coach Training 2025 Application Open Have a question or thoughts about the podcast? Don't hesitate to contact Molly at:Instagram | Molly Claire Coaching IGmolly@mollyclaire.comFacebookMolly's book: The Happy Mom Mindset: mollyclaire.com/bookPlease help Molly reach even more like-minded individuals! Simply post a review of the podcast on your favorite platform (or two). It is so appreciated.Access the full show notes and all links

¿Quieres hablar español con más chispa y naturalidad?  Descubre qué significa ser un "Smartass in Spanish" y cómo este enfoque te ayuda a: Soltarte al hablar y conectar con la cultura. Dominar el humor y el sarcasmo. Usar expresiones coloquiales como un nativo. Ganar confianza y expresarte con autenticidad. Si además de aprender con este episodio, quieres conseguir el video exclusivo que hice sobre "Cómo conectar con nativos hispanohablantes" ve a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.thespanishontheroad.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ y únete a la newsletter para conseguirlo :) Hola, Holaaa!!! Me presento: Soy Verónica :) profe de español certificada de España. Viví en USA 6 años, conozco la dificultad de hablar en un segundo idioma. Desde que comencé a aprender inglés, descubrí mi pasión por los idiomas y sigo estudiando y entiendo la importancia de crear un ambiente relajado. Mi experiencia me enseñó mucho. El idioma implica superación, cultura y relaciones. Si te gusta aprender expresiones con historias divertidas, únete a mi newsletter en thespanishontheroad.com Sobre cómo conectar con nativos hispanohablantes y ser más tú en español hice un taller que quiero regalarte por ser estudiante de español. Aquí puedes acceder a él: https://bit.ly/tsotrCONECTA Espero que te ayude mucho con tu español. Este es un podcast con contenido de nivel intermedio alto y avanzado para aquellos estudiantes de español que ya han adquirido vocabulario y gramática, pero quieren tener exposición a un español más natural y aprender en contexto. En este podcast encontrarás temas variados, pero sobre todo de temas relacionados con el desarrollo personal, los idiomas, el emprendimiento, y otros temas que encuentro interesantes y que espero que lo sean para ti también. Si te gusta leer para aprender español con historias divertidas y además te encanta aprender expresiones, únete a mi newsletter en ⁠⁠www.thespanishontheroad.com⁠⁠  Nos vemos!!! --- Do you want to speak Spanish with more spark and naturalness? Discover what it means to be a "Smartass in Spanish" and how this approach helps you: Become more fluent in speaking and connect with the culture. Master humor and sarcasm. Use colloquial expressions like a native. Gain confidence and express yourself authentically. And, if in addition to learning with this episode, you want to get the exclusive video I made on "How to connect with native Spanish speakers" go to ⁠www.thespanishontheroad.com⁠ and join the newsletter to get it :) Hi!!! Let me introduce myself: Hello! This is Verónica :) certified Spanish teacher from Spain. I lived in the US for 6 years, I know the difficulty of speaking a second language. Since I started learning English, I discovered my passion for languages and I continue studying and understanding the importance of creating a relaxed environment. My experience taught me a lot. Language implies improvement, culture and relationships. If you like to read in order to learn expressions with funny stories, sing up on my newsletter thespanishontheroad.com About how to connect with Spanish native speakers and be more yourself in Spanish, I conducted a workshop that I want to gift you for being a Spanish student. You can access it here: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/WebinarConectaEN⁠⁠ I hope it helps you a lot with your Spanish. This is a podcast for upper intermediate and advanced level content for Spanish learners who have already acquired vocabulary and grammar but want exposure to more natural Spanish and learning in context. In this podcast, you'll find varied topics, especially those related to personal development, languages, entrepreneurship, and other subjects that I find interesting and hope you do too. If you enjoy reading to learn Spanish through entertaining stories and love learning expressions, join my newsletter at ⁠⁠www.thespanishontheroad.com⁠⁠ See you soon!

It's another live episode! Danielle and scout sit down with Dee Wallace at Creep I.E. Con to talk about childhood trauma, abstinence, the afterlife, and on-set injuries. Dee also channels some psychic energy and things get spooky, so grab a bagel and get ready! Check out the video version of this podcast on PATREON! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tracy Otsuka, host of the ADHD for Smart Ass Women Podcast, joins me for a conversation about how ADHD uniquely shows up in women. We dig into why it's often overlooked or misunderstood because the symptoms don't always match up with what you see in men. We break down the top three signs of ADHD, how hormonal changes play a role, and why embracing your strengths is way more effective than trying to "fix" your weaknesses. Tracy also opens up about the emotional toll ADHD can take and offers practical advice for supporting kids with ADHD. Tune in to learn how ADHD impacts women navigating divorce and get tips for handling it all with confidence and self-compassion. Featured topics: How to recognize ADHD symptoms and how to advocate for care and the right diagnosis (3:28) Understanding ADHD in women, including how it shows up and how hormonal shifts shape your experience (7:14) Supporting kids with ADHD and tackling co-parenting challenges with confidence (21:55) Managing ADHD through divorce from diagnosis to treatment (32:25) Learn more about Tracy Otsuka: Tracy Otsuka, JD, is a certified ADHD coach and the host of the ADHD for Smart Ass Women podcast. Over the past decade, she has empowered thousands of clients (from doctors and therapists to C-suite executives and entrepreneurs) to see their neurodivergence as a strength–not a weakness. Tracy leverages her analytical skills from being a lead counsel at the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission to identify the right questions to ask her clients so they can boost their productivity, improve their finances, save failing relationships and live happier lives. Tracy's expertise and experience as an adult living with ADHD are regularly sought out by top tier media including Inc, Forbes, ADDitude magazine, and The Goal Digger Podcast. When she's not sharing her thought leadership around ADHD on other platforms, she hosts her own podcast which ranks #1 in its category and has over 5 million downloads across 160 countries. She also moderates a Facebook group with nearly 100,000 members. A married mother of two, Tracy lives in Sonoma County outside of San Francisco. Her new book, ADHD for Smart Ass Women is due out in December 2023. Resources & Links: Private Coaching with Kate Phoenix Rising: A Divorce Empowerment Collective ADHD Smarts for Women Via Character Strengths Survey Episode Link: https://kateanthony.com/podcast/episode-287-adhd-for-smart-ass-women-with-tracy-otsuka/ =================== DISCLAIMER: THE COMMENTARY AND OPINIONS AVAILABLE ON THIS PODCAST ARE FOR INFORMATIONAL AND ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF PROVIDING LEGAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVICE. YOU SHOULD CONTACT AN ATTORNEY, COACH, OR THERAPIST IN YOUR STATE TO OBTAIN ADVICE WITH RESPECT TO ANY PARTICULAR ISSUE OR PROBLEM.

Tracy Otsuka, host of the ADHD for Smart Ass Women Podcast, joins me for a conversation about how ADHD uniquely shows up in women. We dig into why it's often overlooked or misunderstood because the symptoms don't always match up with what you see in men. We break down the top three signs of ADHD, how hormonal changes play a role, and why embracing your strengths is way more effective than trying to "fix" your weaknesses. Tracy also opens up about the emotional toll ADHD can take and offers practical advice for supporting kids with ADHD. Tune in to learn how ADHD impacts women navigating divorce and get tips for handling it all with confidence and self-compassion. Featured topics: How to recognize ADHD symptoms and how to advocate for care and the right diagnosis (3:28) Understanding ADHD in women, including how it shows up and how hormonal shifts shape your experience (7:14) Supporting kids with ADHD and tackling co-parenting challenges with confidence (21:55) Managing ADHD through divorce from diagnosis to treatment (32:25) Learn more about Tracy Otsuka: Tracy Otsuka, JD, is a certified ADHD coach and the host of the ADHD for Smart Ass Women podcast. Over the past decade, she has empowered thousands of clients (from doctors and therapists to C-suite executives and entrepreneurs) to see their neurodivergence as a strength–not a weakness. Tracy leverages her analytical skills from being a lead counsel at the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission to identify the right questions to ask her clients so they can boost their productivity, improve their finances, save failing relationships and live happier lives. Tracy's expertise and experience as an adult living with ADHD are regularly sought out by top tier media including Inc, Forbes, ADDitude magazine, and The Goal Digger Podcast. When she's not sharing her thought leadership around ADHD on other platforms, she hosts her own podcast which ranks #1 in its category and has over 5 million downloads across 160 countries. She also moderates a Facebook group with nearly 100,000 members. A married mother of two, Tracy lives in Sonoma County outside of San Francisco. Her new book, ADHD for Smart Ass Women is due out in December 2023. Resources & Links: Private Coaching with Kate Phoenix Rising: A Divorce Empowerment Collective ADHD Smarts for Women Via Character Strengths Survey Episode Link: https://kateanthony.com/podcast/episode-287-adhd-for-smart-ass-women-with-tracy-otsuka/ =================== DISCLAIMER: THE COMMENTARY AND OPINIONS AVAILABLE ON THIS PODCAST ARE FOR INFORMATIONAL AND ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF PROVIDING LEGAL OR PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVICE. YOU SHOULD CONTACT AN ATTORNEY, COACH, OR THERAPIST IN YOUR STATE TO OBTAIN ADVICE WITH RESPECT TO ANY PARTICULAR ISSUE OR PROBLEM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) isn't just a childhood condition. Diagnoses for adult women are surging, yet many struggle for years undiagnosed. Today, we're diving deep into ADHD with Tracy Otsuka, a certified ADHD coach and author of “ADHD for Smart Ass Women: How to Fall in Love with Your Neurodivergent Brain,” whose wildly popular podcast reaches millions. Tracy joins us to unpack the female experience of ADHD, from diagnosis to how symptoms in women differ from men and explores how menopause impacts an ADHD brain. We also dive into how to support friends navigating an adult diagnosis. Join us for a conversation that flips the script on ADHD—time to see your ADHD as not just “A-OK” but as brilliant! SHOW NOTES + TRANSCRIPT acertainagepod.com FOLLOW A CERTAIN AGE: Instagram Facebook LinkedIn GET INBOX INSPO: Sign up for our newsletter AGE BOLDLY We share new episodes, giveaways, links we love, and midlife resources Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As women, it can feel like we have to do it all, yet not be “too much.” Add ADHD stigma and shame on top, and it can feel impossible. Good thing we have Tracy Otsuka to remind us that no one has ever made a difference by being “too little.” Tracy is an ADHD coach, the host of the ADHD for Smart Ass Women podcast, and author of the book with the same name! In this episode, host Laura Key and Tracy talk about how her son's diagnosis led to her own, the need for an ADHD cookbook, and challenging the status quo. Related resourcesTracy's podcast, ADHD for Smart Ass WomenTracy's book, ADHD for Smart Ass WomenADHD and women: The essentialsTo get a transcript of this show and check out more episodes, visit the ADHD Aha! podcast page at Understood.We love hearing from our listeners. Email us at ADHDAha@understood.org. Understood is a nonprofit organization dedicated to empowering people with learning and thinking differences, like ADHD and dyslexia. If you want to help us continue this work, donate at understood.org/give

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Spoke to the fairy godmother of ADHD herself, Tracy Otsuka. Tracy an ADHD coach and creator of a the facebook community ADHD for Smart Ass Women with almost 100,000 members. She hosts the popular podcast ADHD for Smart Ass Women, and just released the incredible resource book ADHD for Smart Ass Women which is both entertaining and an incredible educational resource. In this episode we swap hilarious stories and exchange helpful ADHD tips.Tracy's Links: ADHD for Smart Ass Women WebsiteADHD for Smart Ass Women BookSoul Slumber Party  Soul Slumber Party InstagramSoul Slumber Party TikTok Soul Slumber Party FacebookKaren Disapproves Karen Disapproves InstagramKaren Disapproves TikTok Show Inquiries soulslumberpartypod@gmail.com

Content Warning - brief mention of suicide. Today, I'm joined by Tracey Otsuka author of ADHD for Smart Ass Women. In this episode Tracy talks to us about ADHD and women.  We discuss: Gender norms and ADHD The lack of formal research on women with ADHD The connection between estrogen and dopamine Women and trauma Imposter Syndrome Procastivity ADHD & Perimenopause    Register for the ADHD Essentials Parenting Groups Here     Learn more about Tracy and her work here:  https://www.tracyotsuka.com/   Learn More about Brendan and his work at:   Learn about & Register for the The ADHD Essentials Online Parent Coaching Groups  Join The ADHD Essentials Facebook Community Check out the ADHD Essentials Website Contact Brendan at brendan@ADHDessentials.com   Men's ADHD Support Group Links: Learn more about the Men's ADHD Support Group Join the Men's ADHD Support Group's Facebook Community   

Ann finds out her kid is about to lose her first tooth and doesn't love her sometimes. Audra puts on her mechanic overalls and deep dives in the "I Know My Name is Steven" documentary follow-up. We also find our favorite bar fight songs and give a shout out to Smart Ass and Sass. -------- Email: audraANDann@gmail.com -------- Connect with us on Facebook - https://tinyurl.com/2vfy2zb2 -------- Instagram search for WhatDidYouSayAA --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/audraandann/support

In the past few decades, radio has become a real sh*thole medium.It's real programming and Music Carnage out there, people. And I alone can fix it. The fix is 3 Chords & the Truth. Bigly."Sir, I turn on the radio, and all I hear is crap. Where is this fixing you talk about?"I am glad you asked that question. And I will answer it while my Enthusiastic Supporters beat the crap out of you for your insulating . . . insurance? Impotence?I will tell you the suppressed truth while my Enthusiastic Supporters beat the crap out of you for being a Smart Ass.THE TRUTH is that Deep Radio wants this program to fail. The big men at Big Companies are censoring the programming genius -- a very great genius -- that is the Big Show. They won't put it on the air . . . something about "formatics." And that shows you what kind of Bird Brains make up Deep Radio; the show has nothing to do with countertops.They don't have a clue. They don't have a clue.And I have very wonderful countertops. The best countertops. I also have the best Music Show on the Internets, but it's not a countertop. I guess you can put your computer or smartphone on the countertop -- maybe put some speakers up there, too.It would look wonderful. It would, I think, work out very nicely. But 3 Chords & the Truth is not a countertop, but who knows? We have some Very Great Scientists . . . and I could have been a scientist, a Very Great Scientist, very much like Fat Albert Einstein . . . now that's a guy who could make the show also be a countertop, and we're working on that now . . . we're trying to get Einstein in on the project as I speak.And we'll get there. We'll get there. Because I alone can fix it, and the fix is in; we're Fixing right now.It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Covfefe.

In this podcast episode, Dr. Christine Li was invited to interview Tracy Otsuka on Tracy's podcast called ADHD for Smart Ass Women to do a grand introduction for the release of Her book by the same name, ADHD for Smart Ass Women. Listen in as Tracy delves into key insights from her book and explores the unique perspective of women with ADHD, discussing topics such as attention, focus, creativity, and positive emotion. And stay tuned! Tracy shares some valuable insights, and provides a glimpse into the world of smart and assertive women navigating the challenges and strengths associated with ADHD. Tracy Otsuka, is the host of the podcast, ADHD for Smart Ass Women. With over a million and a half downloads, it is ranked in the top one-half percent of all podcasts in the world on any subject. Her listeners are quick-witted, high-ability and like Tracy, see their ADHD traits as more positive than negative. Tracy is also a certified ADHD coach who masterminds Your ADHD Brain is A-OK which uses her patented Coretography system to help ADHD women discover their strengths, step into their purpose and live to their potential, as well as the creator of the A-OK! EVERY DAY planning system for the ADHD brain.Timestamps:•[12:27] Tracy shares her reasoning for writing this book - to help even more women!•[18:54] “People assume that when you have ADHD, you're lazy, unmotivated, and not living to your full potential.”  •[20:43] “So instead of worrying about All the stuff that we can't do, what if we focus on what we can do and what we do well, right, with our high energy and our great creativity and our hyper focused interests…” •[26:42] Tracy discusses some of the stats of women with ADHD and how they struggle more than men do after diagnosis due to societal roles and sexism. For more information on the Make Time for Success podcast, visit: https://www.maketimeforsuccesspodcast.comGain Access to Dr. Christine Li's Free Resource Library where she offers you 12 downloadable tools and templates to help you bypass the impulse to procrastinate. CLICK HERE NOW TO CLAIM YOUR FREE RESOURCES: https://procrastinationcoach.mykajabi.com/freelibraryTo work with Dr. Li on a weekly basis in her coaching and accountability program, please register for The Success Lab here: https://www.procrastinationcoach.com/labConnect with Us!Dr. Christine LiWebsite: https://www.procrastinationcoach.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/procrastinationcoachInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/procrastinationcoach/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@procrastinationcoachThe Success Lab: https://maketimeforsuccesspodcast.com/labTracy OtsukaWebsite: https://www.tracyotsuka.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/heytracyotsukaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/tracyotsuka/LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/tracyotsuka/Tracy's Podcast: https://adhdforsmartwomen.com/podcastLink to purchase Tracy's book: https://adhdforsmartwomen.com/book#launch-section-3

Many times ADHD in women goes undiagnosed for years. My guest today didn't know about her own ADHD until her son was diagnosed--she just always thought she had a weird brain. Today, in this Thin Thinking Episode, we are delving deep into the world of ADHD with none other than Tracy Otsuka, the brilliant mind behind the groundbreaking book, ADHD for Smart Ass Women: How to Fall in Love with Your Neurodivergent Brain. Tracy, a certified ADHD coach and the charismatic host of the wildly popular podcast, ADHD for Smart Ass Women, is set to challenge stereotypes and reshape perceptions surrounding ADHD in women. Prepare to be captivated as Tracy shares her expertise, personal stories, and the transformative message of her book. Whether you have a personal connection to ADHD or are simply curious about the intricacies of the neurodiverse brain, this episode promises to be an eye-opener. Tracy also invites us to view ADHD through a new lens, recognizing its unique place in the beautiful tapestry of human diversity. So, set aside that to-do list for a moment and join us as we embark on a journey of inspiration and challenge. Come on in.   Check out Tracy's book, ADHD For Smart Ass Women here.   In This Episode, You'll Also Learn… Who is Tracy Otsuka, what she does, and who she helps. The definition of ADHD and why women who have ADHD are often diagnosed with anxiety and depression. ADHD and weight management: its relation and how women with ADHD are more prone to eating disorders.    Links Mentioned in the Episode: Join my FREE Masterclass:  "How to Stop the "Start Over Tomorrow" Weight Struggle Cycle and Begin Releasing Weight for Good." Sign up for the FREE HYPNOSIS DOWNLOAD : Shift Out of Sugar Cravings My book, From Fat to Thin Thinking: Unlock Your Mind for Permanent Weight Loss (Includes a 30-day hypnosis process.) What would you love to hear about on the podcast? Click here and let me know Subscribe to the email list so that you never miss an episode! Get more thin thinking tools and strategies  

Have you struggled with anxiety, depression, disordered eating and drinking, and a lack of purpose-driven joy in your life?   The mistake most of us make is to assume that our inability to function like a “normal person” means that something is wrong…like dysfunctional brain chemistry, a screwed-up personality or a lack of motivation and discipline..   And so we do our best to fix, hide, cope and pretend to be normal…all the while feeling like an outsider looking in…wondering why life seems less complicated for everyone else.   My guest today is Tracy Otsuka…author of the new best-selling book, ADHD for Smart Ass Women. Tracy teaches ADHD women how to use their brilliant minds to build the life they want by embracing their too-muchness and focusing on their strengths.    By the end of our conversation, you'll learn Why ADHD is often misdiagnosed as anxiety, depression and other personality disorders in women ADHD is not a disorder you need to recover from…it's a tool you can learn to use to your advantage How to know if you have a neurotypical or neurodivergent brain…without asking your doctor.  How to cross the bridge between knowing who you really are and actually living the life of your dreams   When you're finished listening, I'd love to hear your biggest takeaway. Share the episode (or take a screenshot) and post on FB/IG. Tag me @recoverwithcolleen and I'll be sure to personally respond.   Find Tracy Otsuka and her book at https://adhdforsmartwomen.com/   Do you drink 10 or more drinks per week and have a high tolerance that undermines your willpower? Register for Thursday's Free Live Training for Moderate Drinking so you can stop obsessing about alcohol. Get the roadmap, timeline and tools for my Accelerated Recovery Process© so you focus on what really matters and just drink like a normal person.   Get on my insider's email list to receive weekly insights that will accelerate your recovery and also early-bird access to monthly workshops and events like recovery storytelling and breathwork.   

Have you ever felt like your brain works differently, especially as a woman, leading you to wonder if there's more to your challenges with focus, motivation, and achievement than meets the eye?   In this enlightening conversation, Tracy Otsuka joins her host to dive deep into the world of ADHD in women. They discuss Tracy's journey of discovering her own ADHD and how it influenced her son, creating a deeper understanding of the different manifestations of the disorder in women. Tracy sheds light on how traditional ideas of achievement, the myth of 'impostor syndrome', productivity misconceptions, importance-driven brains versus interest-driven brains, and more all tie into the experience of ADHD. She also shares insights on how ADHD can often be misdiagnosed as anxiety or depression in women due to societal expectations and gender roles. Furthermore, she explores the effects of hormones and trauma in women with ADHD. Tracy offers her perspective on dealing with the challenges of ADHD, including the positive approach she used while writing her book 'ADHD for Smart Ass Women' amidst personal challenges.   [00:00 - 14:52] Understanding ADHD on Women and Its Impact Tracy discusses her journey with ADHD, initially unrecognized by both herself and her son. Tracy delves into the process of learning about ADHD, particularly its manifestation in women, and how she began to educate herself and others. The experiences of ADHD in women are different, and many are misdiagnosed or misunderstood.   [14:52 - 33:38] ADHD and Its Connection to Addiction Tracy and Amanda delve into the role of dopamine in ADHD, particularly in the context of executive functioning and motivation. Hormonal changes during puberty, pregnancy, and menopause can exacerbate ADHD symptoms in women. Tracy talks about the societal misconceptions surrounding ADHD and creativity, debunking myths about the need for mental health struggles to fuel creativity.   [33:38 - 48:20] The Challenge of Starting and Stopping Tasks with ADHD Tracy emphasizes the importance of focusing on strengths and positive emotions for individuals with ADHD, rather than dwelling on their limitations. It is important to find one's purpose, which often involves connecting a personal passion with an element of service to others. Neurobiology, particularly related to dopamine, can lead to substance use disorders. Tracy touches upon the relationship between trauma and addiction, suggesting that while not all trauma leads to addiction, addiction often stems from some form of trauma.  Tracy and Amanda discuss the importance of providing accurate information and support to women with ADHD to help them understand and manage their condition effectively.   [48:20 - 57:16] ADHD for Smart Ass (Sober) Women Tracy reflects on how writing the book was a significant personal development journey. Discussing the book post-writing helped her process and clarify her message, which aligns with the typical processing style of people with ADHD. Tracy shares a productivity hack she used: a time management cube that helped her initiate and maintain focus on writing tasks.   Quotes:   "Outwardly, society looks at you and goes, 'Oh my gosh, she's a powerhouse, she's successful.' But inside, we feel Imposter syndrome. We're not living to our potential." - Tracy Otsuka   "Writing a book is probably after starting a podcast is, and maybe they're equal, the best self-development that you can do." - Tracy Otsuka   "We struggle to start, but guess what? We also struggle to stop. It's transitions. So if we can just start, all of a sudden it's emotion." - Tracy Otsuka   "This is more than pages in a book. This is about changing chapters in women's lives. And ultimately, I hope we do so much more than that. I hope we rewrite the ending." - Tracy Otsuka     Connect with Tracy Otsuka! Instagram: @tracyotsuka Podcast: ADHD for Smart Ass Women Book: ADHD for Smart-Ass Women     Learn more by connecting with Amanda through Instagram or visit AmandaKuda.com.    It's time to unbottle your potential! Join the Awaken without Alcohol Program, where you'll learn the combined power of elective sobriety, spirituality & manifestation.  

The Fellowship is pleased to present our last episode of the year, in which we play a game. This game is called Smart Ass, and we prove ourselves right out of the gate. Plus our usual crazy talk, geek news, and tangents

I am so excited because we have a return guest. It's interesting to see the transformation and growth since my last conversation with her.  Today I'm talking with Tracy Otsuka, who is a certified ADHD coach and the host of ADHD for Smart Ass Women, the podcast, which has had an amazing 5 million downloads. She also moderates a Facebook group by the same name with nearly 100,000 members!  Tracy is releasing her book ADHD for Smart Ass Women on December 26. I am beyond thrilled to have her to talk to us about everything that's going on.   Tracy explains that whenever she has conversations about ADHD, lives are changed. There's a brilliant woman with ADHD out there who is thinking, this isn't me. By the end of this podcast, she's going to say, that IS me!  Hear how Tracy decided to go with the name ADHD for Smart Ass Women. I wanted to know if there's any push back or problems with that or has it been a plus for her. She explains that being an outsider is part of who she is as a person, and it's part of her brand as well. Are some people put off by the name? Maybe, but overall, it's been a positive.  Tracy also talks about being diagnosed with ADHD later in life and how common that is, especially for women. There are a few reasons for that, and she also explains how the lifestyle changes we all experienced during COVID had an impact as well.  One myth Tracy has busted is that having ADHD means you're not intelligent or can't learn. That's completely the opposite of her experience. Drivenness is a form of hyperactivity. If you are an entrepreneur or a woman always on the go coming up with new ideas and having success with lots of different things and possibly struggle with mundane easy-to-do tasks, then you may want to see if you have ADHD.  ADHD brains are focused on interest, not importance. It's a big distinction that shows up in lots of ways, both positive and negative.  Tracy outlines 3 things to look for if you think you may have ADHD and how it manifests in women and girls differently than in men and boys. This is eye-opening!  Be sure to check out the discussion about being diagnosed. Who makes those calls? Should you find out or does it matter? What steps can you take and how will it impact your health? Tracy provides loads of insight here that will help simplify any next steps you might want to take.  This entire conversation is so helpful, and fun. Big thanks to Tracy for coming back. I hope you'll all get a copy of her book and let me know what resonates for you. Episode 20 with Tracy Otsuka Get the Book  ADHD for Smart Ass Women Facebook Group Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick Goepper won three Olympic medals in slopestyle, then called it a career and retired. Fast forward a year, and Nick is out of retirement, and he has his goals set: rebranding himself and making the Olympic Halfpipe team. On the podcast, we talk about how hard that will be, all things Goepper, and then I do a mini-podcast with the man behind the scenes of Nick's rebrand, controversial pro skier Steve Stepp. This one's a little different; think two guys, one mic. Nick Goepper Show Notes: 3:00:  My Olympic predictions, best Olympic experience, celebrating, retirement, and not skiing. 13:00:  Getting dropped by sponsors, incentives, his compound, World Skate Games, 21:00:  Stanley:  Get up to 60% off site-wide until 12/4 over at Stanley1913.com Best Day Brewing:  All of the flavor of your favorite IPA or Kolsch, without the alcohol, the calories, and sugar. Elan Skis:  Over 75 years of innovation that makes you better. 24:30:  Coming out of retirement for Halfpipe, learning all four doubles in pipe, and the Nick Goepper rebrand 30:00:  Steve Stepp Mini Podcast:  being a smart ass, getting suspended, ski racing, finding the park and pipe, Tom Wallisch and The University of Utah 40:30:  Peter Glenn Ski and Sports:  Over 60 years of getting you out there.  Outdoor Research:  Click here for 25% off Outdoor Research products (not valid on sale items or pro products) 42:30:  4bi9, sponsors, changing the fit of skiing, and the fallout with Saga 54:00:  His trolling series, did his controversial antics impact his career, pissing people off, Zane goes to Snowbird, where his career is now, and his Nick Goepper rebrand 65:00:  Inappropriate Questions with Steve Stepp

Journey with us back in time as we reminisce about the amazing Box Besties Retreat in October 2024. It's not just about the breathtaking environment and rooftop drinks; it's about the genuine moments and friendships formed in our barefoot business meetings and poolside mastermind sessions. Did you hear about the swag bags?! And that YOU can win one, chock-full with intentional goodies, all tailored to create the perfect retreat experience. Turquoise totes from Bella Rose Designs, custom notebooks by Sub Summit, and Kimi Wilson's delightful shower fizzies all made it to the bag plus so much more. You'll hear how these fabulous vendors not only contributed their products but also added value with engaging content. Check out the links below!You might have missed the Box Besties retreat but you can still score a swag bag! It's jam packed with goodies you'll love!

This week we dive back into an area near and dear to my heart in board games. I had the pleasure of speaking to the founder of University Games, Bob Moog. What started out as an idea between two friends has now 35 years later turned into one of the biggest gaming companies around. From previous million game sellers (Blues Clues), to huge party games (Smartass, Stupid Deaths, WTF), to new games (Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Night Hunter) we cover it all this week. So, whether you are a gamer like me or just want to hear an entrepreneur speak about success this is a fun one!_____________________________________University Games Website: https://www.universitygames.com/Buy Games Here: https://areyougame.com/—————————————————————Link to all things Not in a Huff Podcast: https://linktr.ee/notinahuffpodcastPlease follow/subscribe to the podcast to be the first to see new episodes when they come out each week. Be extra awesome and rate us on Apple Podcast and Spotify! :)

Get ready to turn up the volume and dive deep into the world of music on PART 01 of this supersized episode of IN LOVE WITH THE PROCESS! Host Mike Pecci is joined by a very special guest, Fredrik Saroea, the iconic figure behind the legendary band DATAROCK. This episode promises to take you on an epic journey through the band's origins, Fredrik's unique musical beginnings, and the twists and turns of navigating the music industry. Fredrik's musical journey started at a mind-blowing age of 13 when he began playing with adult musicians. Together, Mike and Fredrik delve into the fascinating origins of DATAROCK, uncovering the secrets of their creative process, and discussing how the road to success is anything but a planned route. One pivotal moment in DATAROCK's history was the explosion of their hit single, "FA-FA-FA," which became an anthem for a Coca-Cola commercial and found its way into movies like "Ace Ventura 2: Pet Detective" and major video game soundtracks. The conversation delves deep into how this unexpected twist changed the band's creative direction and why sometimes, the business side of music can stifle creativity. Prepare for a sonic journey like no other, as this episode is packed with a mix of new tracks and timeless classics. Plus, get ready to mark your calendars for the release of DATAROCK's upcoming album, "Media Consumption Pyramid," dropping this Friday, September 28th! Whether you're a die-hard DATAROCK fan or discovering their magic for the first time, this episode will leave you craving more of their infectious sound. Don't miss out on this thrilling ride through the world of music, creativity, and the unexpected twists that make it all worthwhile. Tune in, turn it up, and get ready to rock out! --------------------------------- Go to inlovewiththeprocess.com to see trailers and clips! ►Datarock's website: https://www.datarockmusic.com/ ►Mike Pecci's IG: instagram.com/mikepecci ►ILWP's IG: instagram.com/inlovewiththeprocesspod -------------> Featuring Music from: ►Code Elektro ►DATAROCK The Episode is Sponsored by ► bokehrentals.com/ ► Puget Systems: puget.systems/go/ILWTP ► Fotodiox: fotodioxpro.com/ ► FujiFilm: fujifilm-x.com/ ► FujiFilm Shop: bit.ly/3Q2zTHw ► FujiFilm Refurb: bit.ly/3I9NLh4 ► FujiFilmX-H2S: bit.ly/3i22hN5

There's been a shift in the 'cast's, um, cast. Past guest Timothy Robert Buechner joins as an official cohost. We talk through and detour from topics such as microplastics in our brains; the nature of well-crafted clickbait via murder-by-dessert and mailing cadaver bits 'n' pieces through a FB/Meta group; other podcasts; a Nebraskan governor whose officially signed a bill into law declaring Dudes to Rock; how the anti-trans movement has and will continue to accidentally destroy itself; bad journalism about toxic dudes-rocking-ness being stopped dead cuz 2023 said so; Scientology's legal grasp upon its own e-meter IP; a glorious individual named Reza Baluchi who just wants to sail in peace with his knives and homemade hamster-wheel shaped vessel; the novelistic sequel to Forrest Gump; the nihilistic knotted heart of our dear gerontocracy; and more.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon.com/heatdeathpod + buzzsprout.com/heatdeathoftheuniverseNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsTim's Recommendation: Union MembershipJosh's Recommendation: Mask GirlFurther Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etcLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show

We're on a mission to bring the silly back to WOAF, starting with next episode because this one actually gets kind of serious once we get all the vampire cannibal talk out of the way.   Lately Kristin has been on a real kick of using exercise to quiet the chaos of her ADHD mind and now she's ready to make us all hear about it. She's covering the biochemistry behind why exercise is so helpful to our ADHD brains, what the experts recommend for maximum benefits, how to start a routine you won't completely hate, and her best tips for overcoming some of the many barriers to movement.    Whether exercising feels dull AF to your brain, is an overwhelming sensory experience for your body, or you just don't wanna, we'll inspire you to get back on that hobby horse with our sage words of wisdom that you can't find anywhere else*.    *Obviously this is a joke and you can find this information literally anywhere else. Resources: ADHD 2.0 Physical exercise in attention deficit hyperactivity disorder – evidence and implications for the treatment of borderline personality disorder - PMC (nih.gov) The Benefits of Exercise for the ADHD Brain (additudemag.com) ADHD for Smartass women – Episode 10  Kick some ADHD – Episode 92 and 93 Acute and chronic effect of physical activity on cognition and behaviour in young people with ADHD: A systematic review of intervention studies - PubMed (nih.gov) P300 (neuroscience) - Wikipedia Brain-derived neurotrophic factor - Wikipedia Aerobic exercise and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder: brain research - PubMed (nih.gov) Additude man podcast  BEARDED TIT CALL - YouTube

We get an update on the Zaddy Bracket today, We play a few round of Smart Ass to see if we can decipher the question, We get our first #TAYDWB winner of the day, Dave's Dirt, War of the Roses about a women who can't mind her own business, & More!

We get an update on the Zaddy Bracket today, We play a few round of Smart Ass to see if we can decipher the question, We get our first #TAYDWB winner of the day, Dave's Dirt, War of the Roses about a women who can't mind her own business, & More!

Memes! NPC of the week. Some SpaceX news for you. Zebra from Knoxville Zoo kills itself. AI generated beer commercial. A Woman, from Peoria, gets 14 years in prison for DUI, we watch her video with the cop. Phallic shaped Iceberg found in Dildo, Canada. Woman spent $160,000 to lengthen her legs. GameMaster Bekah has the game, SmartAss: 90s Edition. Keagull made a shirt that you can see for yourself and possibly get one in the future. Here's the link (https://www.customink.com/designs/verbal/zmd0-00b1-s3vd/twt) Leave a review on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or Soundcloud. Share us on Facebook (www.facebook.com/verbalassaultpodcast), Twitter (@_verbalassault_) and if you really want to show your love support us via Patreon (www.patreon.com/verbalassault) for $1.00 an episode. We would love to hear from you on Google Voice (865-316-6955.) We are now on Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/VerbalAssault Join us live on Facebook on Wednesdays around 9:30pm EST

My guest is Author / teacher MacArthur Shaw! He has written and published his first book, Adventures in Subbing, the life and times of a classroom mercenary. It is loaded with tales from the various schools and classrooms. It is also loaded with adult language – he pulls no punches. We talk about the various times we have been punched in the mouth for being a smart ass in our lives, and agree, it needs to happen to more smartasses. We talk about Smashmouth – unrelated – and a tribute to Shock G from Digital Underground! He also talks about his days of fencing and bartending and doing stand up comedy. 

This week on the show it's back to the Triple Threat of Adam, Sarah & Mat as we tackle all sorts of topics. As per usual, there are lots of side tracks that get taken in this one. We thought back to our paper delivery days, gave our opinions on our favorite soda, and more. In the second half, Adam & Sarah square off in a 1980's themed game of Smart Ass. Cheers!

Chris Carlin & Chris Canty, in for Greeny, break down the Cowboys 31-14 win over the Buccaneers. ESPN NFL Insider Dan Graziano stops by to talk Mike McCarthy's job security, Tom Brady's future, and an option for Sean Payton that many people aren't considering. Carlin labels Graziano a "smart ass". Canty is upset with the Ravens for letting the Lamar Jackson situation get to this point. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Link to my Graphic Novel: https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Lion-Tournament-Sentinels-ebook/dp/B09MMQJFPV/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=the+gold+lion+book&qid=1638156233&sr=8-5 Check out the episode on Youtube, iTunes and Google Play. You can reach us at theironkoob@gmail.com and on Instagram @theironkoob I. Review of the Week A. Synopsis and Ratings B. Review in SPOILERS II. Fight of the Week III. Roundup IV. Gaming V. Trailers VI. News VII. Everette's Game of Smart Ass

Link to my Graphic Novel: https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Lion-Tournament-Sentinels-ebook/dp/B09MMQJFPV/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=the+gold+lion+book&qid=1638156233&sr=8-5 Check out the episode on Youtube, iTunes and Google Play. You can reach us at theironkoob@gmail.com and on Instagram @theironkoob I. Review of the Week A. Synopsis and Ratings B. Review in SPOILERS II. Fight of the Week III. Roundup IV. Gaming V. Trailers VI. News VII. Everette's Game of Smart Ass

Link to my Graphic Novel: https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Lion-Tournament-Sentinels-ebook/dp/B09MMQJFPV/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=the+gold+lion+book&qid=1638156233&sr=8-5 Check out the episode on Youtube, iTunes and Google Play. You can reach us at theironkoob@gmail.com and on Instagram @theironkoob I. Review of the Week A. Synopsis and Ratings B. Review in SPOILERS II. Fight of the Week III. Roundup IV. Gaming V. Trailers VI. News VII. Everette's Game of Smart Ass

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Link to my Graphic Novel: https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Lion-Tournament-Sentinels-ebook/dp/B09MMQJFPV/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=the+gold+lion+book&qid=1638156233&sr=8-5 Check out the episode on Youtube, iTunes and Google Play. You can reach us at theironkoob@gmail.com and on Instagram @theironkoob I. Review of the Week A. Synopsis and Ratings B. Review in SPOILERS II. Fight of the Week III. Roundup IV. Gaming V. Trailers VI. News VII. Everette's Game of Smart Ass

Link to my Graphic Novel: https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Lion-Tournament-Sentinels-ebook/dp/B09MMQJFPV/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=the+gold+lion+book&qid=1638156233&sr=8-5 Check out the episode on Youtube, iTunes and Google Play. You can reach us at theironkoob@gmail.com and on Instagram @theironkoob I. Review of the Week A. Synopsis and Ratings B. Review in SPOILERS II. Fight of the Week III. Roundup IV. Gaming V. Trailers VI. News VII. Everette's Game of Smart Ass

Go to SmartAss and Sass and use code JUDGIES15 for 15% off a new subscription. In This Episode: Josh throws us a curve ball starting with a listener submitted story! We have a listener drags their partner for not listening to the Podcast, the next listener has a boss who made their neighbors chicken disappear, a game of Cards Against Humanity leads to a real shit situation, we read about a woman who regrets her younger self's "Farm Life" lifestyle, a bozo thinks working at Hooter's is going to get him laid, and girlfriend doesn't want to support her boyfriend's revolutionary invention! And for this week's Circle Jerdge we look at our May poop data in JULY! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-judgies-podcast/ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:17 Josh mends his relationship with Taco Bell 3:29 MAIL TIME!!!!!!! 7:26 Listener Submitted Sound 11:21 My GF is the A-hole for not liking the Judgies 13:52 My Boss kidnaps a chicken 20:40 Clogged a toilet to defend Obama's reputation 31:29 Return from the Break 32:09 Circle Jerdge: May poop data 39:52 Regretting my promiscuous life style 43:43 Josh's puts on his tin foil hat 46:42 Working at Hooter's hasn't got me laid yet! 50:42 Shark Tank pitch for SOUP-TUBE #judgies #reddit #soup Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Head over to Smartass & Sass and use code JUDGIES15 at checkout to get 15% off of your first subscription or order! In This Episode: We thank our listeners for two years of being judgey with us and share our top 3 stories from reddit and listeners! We coiuldn't do this without all of your support so thank you to each and every one of you piss babies! Get Judgies Merch Here: Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350   Leave a Review!  Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Intro Music by: Iván  Story Links: Gym Pics Husband's Dinner 0:00 Intro 3:52 Message to the Fans 5:55 Josh's Top 3 Reddit Stories 12:07 AITA: Gym Pictures 26:33 Erika's Top 3 Reddit Stories 28:10 AITA: Throwing Away Dinner 37:13 Christian's Top 3 Reddit Stories 40:59 AITA: Chup Scheme 50:57 CJ: Every Judgie Poops 1:03:39 LS Stories 1:04:06 AITA: Not Paying for Dress 1:09:10 TIFU: Accident in Pants 1:16:53 AITA: Throuple 1:24:59 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's nothing quite like the ‘aha' moment of realizing you have ADHD after a lifetime of trying to understand yourself, but after the initial shock wears off many of us are left wondering: okay, so what comes next? I'm frequently asked how to go about pursuing a diagnosis and finding a team of medical and mental health professionals who actually understand ADHD, which is why I'm so excited to invite Kalin Johnson onto the podcast to answer these questions and more.    Kalin, a clinical pharmacist, healthcare advocate, and neurodivergent mentor, recognized a huge gap in supports for neurodivergent people trying to navigate the complicated medical world after struggling to find the right medications and treatments herself. So, like the Smart Ass woman she is, she decided to do something about it. Kalin now uses her medical knowledge and personal experience living life as a queer person and late-diagnosed ADHD and autistic individual to help others create sustainable, individualized healthcare plans with a team of neurodivergent-affirming providers who will take a whole-person approach to treatment.   For those of you who are ready to take the next steps on your ADHD journey but are apprehensive about starting, you won't want to miss this encouraging and informative conversation with the delightful Kalin Johnson.   Resources: Website: https://www.kalinjohnson.com/  Instagram: @kalinpharmd TikTok:@kalinpharmd Book an Initial Consult: https://www.kalinjohnson.com/get-started  Upcoming free class: Unmasking Your Health

I always love talking with ADHD women who are making waves in positions traditionally held by men, so when my guest this episode, Danyell DiLena, mentioned she was kicking ass in not one but two male-dominated fields, I knew I had to have her on to share her story.   Danyell's journey hasn't been easy–she's had to deal with sexism both in her career as a medic and on the literal field as a baseball coach–but her determination, creativity, and resiliency have made her an unstoppable force when she sets her mind to something. For the past 5 years she has served as the first female Coach Coordinator for district33/San Diego where she's in charge of thousands of baseball teams. Even since recording this conversation, she has been offered a new position managing an all-girls U-16 baseball team to take to the Nationals Tournament; seriously, she's unstoppable.    Danyell is passionate about empowering women and girls to feel like they can succeed in any area they choose, gender barriers be damned, and I know her words will empower you too. Resources: Instagram: @CoachDiLenaBaseball Youtube: Coach DiLena Baseball Facebook: Coach DiLena

This week we are LIVE from the Netflix Is A Joke Festival with special guest, stand up comic, actor, and the Fxck Boi of Comedy himself, Mr. Matt Rife, to discuss chasing the Hollywood dragon, finding love, and why he wasn't invited to the festival.  Sponsors: Thrive Market - Join ThriveMarket.com/SHARP to get 40% off your first order AND a FREE gift worth over $50!! Smartass & Sass- Subscribe at www.smartassandsass.com - Use code SHARP for 15% off your first subscription Nutrafol - Nutrafol.com & enter promo code SHARP to save $15 off your first month's subscription. Outro music Breathe Easy by Tyler Labine for Adanac. CALL AND LEAVE US A VM TO BE PLAYED ON THE POD: 513-916-0930 Submit your questions for DR.P: JessimaePelusoComedy@gmail.com Follow Jessimae: TOUR: https://found.ee/jessimaetour  IG: https://found.ee/InstaJess FB: https://found.ee/FBJESS YT: https://found.ee/jessimae-youtube Book a Cameo: https://found.ee/cameo-with-jessimae

On this episode, Maggie & Tim talk "And Down the Stretch Comes Murder" - the one where Shawn and Gus' bully comes back for a little help and the cast gets to work with horsies! Sponsors: Butcher Box - Sign up at ButcherBox.com/PINEAPPLE and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership. Smartass & Sass - Go to smartassandsass.com and use code PINEAPPLE for 10% off your first subscription or shop order. Follow, Follow, Follow! Instagram: @thepsychologistsarein Twitter: @psychologistpod  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, Maggie & Tim talk "And Down the Stretch Comes Murder" - the one where Shawn and Gus' bully comes back for a little help and the cast gets to work with horsies! Sponsors: ButcherBox - Sign up at ButcherBox.com/PINEAPPLE and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership. Smartass & Sass - Go to smartassandsass.com and use code PINEAPPLE for 10% off your first subscription or shop order. Follow, Follow, Follow! Instagram: @thepsychologistsarein Twitter: @psychologistpod  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Welcome everybody to the first episode of SEASON TWO! This week we're talking about American Duos with the patriarch of Psych... STEVE FRANKS! Sponsors: Ritual- Go to ritual.com/PINEAPPLE for 10% off your first three months. Smartass & Sass- Go to smartassandsass.com and use code PINEAPPLE for 10% off your first subscription or shop order. Fabulous- Get 25% off Fabulous Premium by going to thefabulous.co/PINEAPPLE Follow, Follow, Follow! Instagram: @thepsychologistsarein Twitter: @psychologistpod Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com