Shiitake with Selina

I've always wanted a boob job and finally got the courage to get a consult. Let's just say I was hit with that hard truth, hard cost, and some disappointment. I guess we all can't have perfect boobs. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/selina-lopez2/message

In this episode Selina goes a little crazy trying to fight off unwanted guests that keep coming up from her childhood past. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/selina-lopez2/message

I am sexist and so are you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/selina-lopez2/message

The story of the real Lizard King. Jim gets captured by a sadistic human, only to be caught in the middle of some horrible experiment. While in captivity he gets a taste of the good life, and he's showered with fake love, and fake sunshine. Meanwhile the real love and sunshine exists so close, yet so far away. Will Jim ever have the real thing again? Or is he forced into this artificial reality forever? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/selina-lopez2/message

In this episode Selina talks about how she is basically bullied by a shallow friend, into getting a new manicure. So she leaves work to get the worst manicure she's ever had. (Not intentionally) Only to return to pure chaos at work. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

The worst part of pregnancy wasn't the labor. It was everything leading up to that. Here's a short story about one of my favorite irritating pregnancy encounters. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

I met my real father when I was 30. He said he didn't want to be a dad when he had me, but he was sorry. He's an arrogant man, and still demands my respect. But I was rude to him, and disappointed him. I hope this podcast makes up for it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

Customer service sucks! It's the most emotionally draining job ever! Unfortunately most things have become all about customer service these days…but will we have enough employees to staff these businesses in the future? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

I'll tell you my favorite episodes and favorite parts about season 2. Also some of my not so favorite parts. I answer some questions listeners had and add closure to some episodes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

In this episode I try to resolve my cold intolerance that I developed after dying in the titanic in a past life. I also lost a nipple and booked a trip to Finland. Maybe not in that order. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

I few years ago I entered a Christmas tree contest thinking I was creative and artistic. Turns out people are boring and only like traditional Christmas trees. Now each year my tree is the most hated. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

I decided musical theater would be the greatest outlet for me during a stressful time. I wanted the lead role, I didn't get it. But I did find something else along the way, I found the light in the darkness of my life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

Why do humans act so fake and why do we have such a need to pretend we're so polite and well liked? In this episode, Selina talks shit about “polite” phrases, and why it's so unnecessary. Selina also touches on some self care and her experience with her latest self care treatment. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

A look at 2020 and all the weird things that happened from the BLM protests to the election. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

A kind of funny kind of real outlook on the covid-19 pandemic from a nurses perspective. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

More life lessons by Selina. How to play petty games with kids. Grocery store etiquette, and how to accept constructive criticism. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

Learn how to take responsibility for your actions instead of of blaming others. Follow me on my journey to make friends. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

What happened to my podcast? I know I’ve been away a while and he’s why. But I’m back, only when I feel like it of course. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

My opinion of Instagram selfies and stolen quotes. Why you shouldn’t bring butter to a bbq. And more rants and raves and their stupid complaints. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

There’s a huge difference in people who drink plastic bottle tequila, glass bottle premium tequila, or don julio 1942. Which tequila group are you part of? Don’t ever settle for plastic bottle tequila, you’re better than that. Set your standards higher and your goals to don julio 1942. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

Children have become so ungrateful and entitled. Where did manners go anyway? A kind of funny story about a public event involving rude children and well behaved lizzards. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

A recap of season 1 and your favorite episodes. I’ll be telling all of you a little more about myself and my learning experiences in starting my own podcast, plus a very special interview with the tweedle brothers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

Season 1 finale of Shiitake with Selina. All secrets reveled about the abandoned lady’s real story and what all her friends and family have said about her and her husband. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

So many people love weed, but I don't, I hate it. For some reason, people who love weed feel the need to try and change my opinion and validate why they should be able to smoke weed.  My whole life everyone around me has had their strong views on why weed is actually a good thing. Well here are my opinions on the whole weed topic. Let's see how many people I can piss off today! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

A special episode for PRIDE month dedicated to gays, hoes and of course; gay hoes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

Life always will have its ups and downs, and sometimes, let's face it, we're all a little crazy. If at anytime you decide it's a good idea to have a mental break down what you should not do, is film your entire breakdown on social media for the world to see. What you should do is listen to your friends who are telling you the truth! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

I fessed up. I finally told the abandoned lady I’ve been talking about her. I gave her a chance for redemption a chance to talk about me. This is my interview with the abandoned lady. Find out why she can’t work and why she’s abandoned by her husband. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

A look into the future when the sun explodes, and how I really feel about breastfeeding. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

Yes, I changed the name of my podcast. But why? Well listen to this episode and you will find the answer you’ve been searching for. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

A Shiitake favorite! Everyone has haters it’s part of life. Everyone should welcome their haters and also feel ok hating others. Embrace the hate everyone! Live, Laugh, Hate. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

This episode is dedicated to all the hardworking bartenders. A view of the world from behind the bar. Learn what we have to put up with and all the ways you as the customer can make our night even worse. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

Organics and Hippies have now come together, and are even more annoying than ever before. Hear me Shiitake man buns, Kombucha, and organic kids. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

A Shiitake favorite. Brother in-law almost loses foot and couch. On 2 separate occasions of course! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

Typical everyday Selina gossip. An introduction to the podcast and the abandoned lady. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message