Shiitake with Selina

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She’s kind of funny, kind of smart, and kind of pretty. And she’s still talking shit! Check out this sarcastic, comedy podcast and listen to Selina talk shit about anyone and anything in a kind of funny and kind of smart way. Selina gives a real insight of the world from a glass half empty perspect…

Selina Lopez


    • Apr 15, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 22m AVG DURATION
    • 34 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Shiitake with Selina

    Super-superficial

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 14:50


    I've always wanted a boob job and finally got the courage to get a consult. Let's just say I was hit with that hard truth, hard cost, and some disappointment. I guess we all can't have perfect boobs. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/selina-lopez2/message

    Sleeping with the Enemy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 14:08


    In this episode Selina goes a little crazy trying to fight off unwanted guests that keep coming up from her childhood past. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/selina-lopez2/message

    I am Sexist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2023 15:43


    I am sexist and so are you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/selina-lopez2/message

    Jim the Lizard King

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2023 14:30


    The story of the real Lizard King. Jim gets captured by a sadistic human, only to be caught in the middle of some horrible experiment. While in captivity he gets a taste of the good life, and he's showered with fake love, and fake sunshine. Meanwhile the real love and sunshine exists so close, yet so far away. Will Jim ever have the real thing again? Or is he forced into this artificial reality forever? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/selina-lopez2/message

    Asian Nails and Tap Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 18:57


    In this episode Selina talks about how she is basically bullied by a shallow friend, into getting a new manicure. So she leaves work to get the worst manicure she's ever had. (Not intentionally) Only to return to pure chaos at work. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Pregnancy Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022 19:43


    The worst part of pregnancy wasn't the labor. It was everything leading up to that. Here's a short story about one of my favorite irritating pregnancy encounters. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Proud Father Figure

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 44:46


    I met my real father when I was 30. He said he didn't want to be a dad when he had me, but he was sorry. He's an arrogant man, and still demands my respect. But I was rude to him, and disappointed him. I hope this podcast makes up for it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Dickheads and Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2022 17:52


    Customer service sucks! It's the most emotionally draining job ever! Unfortunately most things have become all about customer service these days…but will we have enough employees to staff these businesses in the future? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Season 2 Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 29:53


    I'll tell you my favorite episodes and favorite parts about season 2. Also some of my not so favorite parts. I answer some questions listeners had and add closure to some episodes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Finny AF

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 23:28


    In this episode I try to resolve my cold intolerance that I developed after dying in the titanic in a past life. I also lost a nipple and booked a trip to Finland. Maybe not in that order. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Oh Christmas tree.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 15:35


    I few years ago I entered a Christmas tree contest thinking I was creative and artistic. Turns out people are boring and only like traditional Christmas trees. Now each year my tree is the most hated. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Rocky's Horror

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 23:19


    I decided musical theater would be the greatest outlet for me during a stressful time. I wanted the lead role, I didn't get it. But I did find something else along the way, I found the light in the darkness of my life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    How are you?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 23:50


    Why do humans act so fake and why do we have such a need to pretend we're so polite and well liked? In this episode, Selina talks shit about “polite” phrases, and why it's so unnecessary. Selina also touches on some self care and her experience with her latest self care treatment. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    New year, new Virus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 15:05


    A look at 2020 and all the weird things that happened from the BLM protests to the election. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    The COV

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 17:30


    A kind of funny kind of real outlook on the covid-19 pandemic from a nurses perspective. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Fake Photos

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 22:29


    More life lessons by Selina. How to play petty games with kids. Grocery store etiquette, and how to accept constructive criticism. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Anger Management

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 20:07


    Learn how to take responsibility for your actions instead of of blaming others. Follow me on my journey to make friends. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Matchie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 26:27


    What happened to my podcast? I know I’ve been away a while and he’s why. But I’m back, only when I feel like it of course. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Butter at the bbq

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 20:16


    My opinion of Instagram selfies and stolen quotes. Why you shouldn’t bring butter to a bbq. And more rants and raves and their stupid complaints. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Plastic bottle tequila

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 26:51


    There’s a huge difference in people who drink plastic bottle tequila, glass bottle premium tequila, or don julio 1942. Which tequila group are you part of? Don’t ever settle for plastic bottle tequila, you’re better than that. Set your standards higher and your goals to don julio 1942. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Kind of funny

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 23:43


    Children have become so ungrateful and entitled. Where did manners go anyway? A kind of funny story about a public event involving rude children and well behaved lizzards. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    A recap of season 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2019 27:34


    A recap of season 1 and your favorite episodes. I’ll be telling all of you a little more about myself and my learning experiences in starting my own podcast, plus a very special interview with the tweedle brothers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Goodbye... kind of.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 24:35


    Season 1 finale of Shiitake with Selina. All secrets reveled about the abandoned lady’s real story and what all her friends and family have said about her and her husband. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    The Chronic 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2019 23:44


    So many people love weed, but I don't, I hate it. For some reason, people who love weed feel the need to try and change my opinion and validate why they should be able to smoke weed.  My whole life everyone around me has had their strong views on why weed is actually a good thing. Well here are my opinions on the whole weed topic. Let's see how many people I can piss off today! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Gay THOTS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 21:18


    A special episode for PRIDE month dedicated to gays, hoes and of course; gay hoes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Living My Best Life!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 28:42


    Life always will have its ups and downs, and sometimes, let's face it, we're all a little crazy. If at anytime you decide it's a good idea to have a mental break down what you should not do, is film your entire breakdown on social media for the world to see. What you should do is listen to your friends who are telling you the truth! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Redemption of the Abandoned Lady

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 27:23


    I fessed up. I finally told the abandoned lady I’ve been talking about her. I gave her a chance for redemption a chance to talk about me. This is my interview with the abandoned lady. Find out why she can’t work and why she’s abandoned by her husband. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Naughty Shiitake

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 22:25


    A look into the future when the sun explodes, and how I really feel about breastfeeding. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    What is Shiitake

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 26:12


    Yes, I changed the name of my podcast. But why? Well listen to this episode and you will find the answer you’ve been searching for. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Live, Laugh, Hate

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 27:03


    A Shiitake favorite! Everyone has haters it’s part of life. Everyone should welcome their haters and also feel ok hating others. Embrace the hate everyone! Live, Laugh, Hate. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Just A Bartender

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 25:42


    This episode is dedicated to all the hardworking bartenders. A view of the world from behind the bar. Learn what we have to put up with and all the ways you as the customer can make our night even worse. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Organic Hippies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 24:01


    Organics and Hippies have now come together, and are even more annoying than ever before. Hear me Shiitake man buns, Kombucha, and organic kids. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    The Tweedle Brothers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 24:01


    A Shiitake favorite. Brother in-law almost loses foot and couch. On 2 separate occasions of course! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

    Abandoned Lady

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 20:17


    Typical everyday Selina gossip. An introduction to the podcast and the abandoned lady. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message

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