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A funny discussion about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness from the unique perspective of three 30-something single ladies. Every week we dive into the topics that are on our mind, effect our lives, and generally make us crazy. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll probably say 'oy vey' a few t…

Sarah Nina Loren

  • Aug 6, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 1m AVG DURATION
  • 58 EPISODES


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59 - Mr. Peepers

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 50:55


Finally getting back to you with more nonsense! We cover slang for genitalia, the last time the Sirens all sexed it up, dry spells, treating men like dogs, and our horoscope truths! There was a robo-call interruption at the end for Loren and Sarah, so Nina signed off for us. We missed you, dive in! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

I’ve Got A Heart On For You!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2019 55:49


Is it a ghost, a robber, a murderer, or just Loren?  Sarah's fight or flight instincts are tested.   Loren gos for a walk in the woods with a pack of dogs.  Nina makes a huge decision for a major life change and move. In the end, we’re all just gonna take our own advice & give up on men/invest in luxury sex dolls. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

57- We Give Good Pivot

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2019 61:49


Surprise guest this week!  Sarah's sister, Liz, joins us to talk about gentrification in Philly and life after having kids.  Nina floats, Loren recovers from a stomach virus, and Sarah has renovation woes.   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

DisappointMENt

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 61:06


Where do we go from here? The Sirens catch up after a lost recording failure, and weigh in on their mental and emotional states. We are WOMEN OF CONSEQUENCE, OK?!?! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Baby Momma’s Momma!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019 43:19


Is Sarah knocked up— or just hormonal?  How many times have you had to pee on a stick/take a morning after pill? What’s up with men thinking they “can’t get you pregnant” even though they’re begging for unprotected sex? Should our mothers raise our (unwanted) babies? AKA Loren’s mom HAS ISSUES. Was high school the best time in your life?  The Shrieking Sirens as teens were a frightful mess; disordered eating, OCD tendencies, depression, boob drama, going Goth/Hippie, acne, dental woes... We discuss our myriad rage issues, discover the actual meaning of motherhood, and end with a discussion on why people who consume porn experience in-person performance issues/why our culture is obsessed with it, and how porn is affecting all ages and types of people. Nina’s laptop dies and we call it a day! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Small Wheels, Big Heart!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2019 50:30


We diverge from talking about dating, sex, and love to address Sarah and Loren’s Munchausen by Proxy for their dogs, the “movable cure” theory Loren subscribes to, learn about Mixies via Nina’s new beau, Sarah turned another man into a basement dweller, we get a specific example of Loren's type, and fight about “leggings are/not pants.” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Find A Friend!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2019 48:27


We've become a True Crime podcast as we investigate Nina's whereabouts.  We also have unexplained UTI's and sore throats.  Sarah thinks she's found a depression solution.  And we just want to grow old and live on a rescue animal farm. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

52-Butt To Butt

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 50:45


We share our thoughts on partnered sleeping arrangements & debate aspects of raging narcissistic sociopaths vs. just dudes being privileged dudes. Nina shares about her IRL date after a 3 week man hiatus.  Signs and foibles of drunk Loren.  Sarah's embarrassed by her youthful flirtations, but can “diagnose” any of your psychological damage. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

50- Witch, a woman who gets what she wants 50% of the time!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 68:21


Madame BunnyMoose, a joyful witch who practices Fun Magic, is our special guest this week! Her hypnotic calm voice and wisdom draw us in completely; we cover everything from successful spell casting, dealing with the burdens of empathic energy, healing and opening ourselves up to our powers and kitchen witchery, to meeting mermaids IRL, deciding what mythical creatures we identify with, tapping into some deep seated emotions, and our undercover coven status gels into realization! It gets woowoo, though always hilarious, and we like it that way. Witchcraft started as a means for women/people to come together and understand the Earth, each other, and our desires. Get a crystal, light a candle, have a sweet, and tune into our chat! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

49-Pop It Like It’s Hot!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2019 46:53


The Sirens are back in their rightful locations, but everything is weird and we’re all germ ridden factories of emotional/physical/mental exhaustion. The tarot card spread we did in NYC channeled a lot of old pain and catharsis through Sarah to Nina, Loren let an unavailable dude go/doesn’t ever want to leave the apartment or make new friends, and we touched on the satisfaction/symbolism of pimple popping in relation to emotional breakthroughs and old, weird relation-shit habits. Sammy dog reverted back to his old habits the moment Sarah returned from her travels, i.e. peeing on the bathroom rug and barking up a storm... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

48-Put Your Schooner in My Rebecca

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019 59:17


The Sirens are ready for a deep dive back into Real Talk waters: does traveling mess with your BMs? How long has it been since the last time you did the dirty? What makes a good oral sex partner? Sarah finally gets some Schooner in her Rebecca, Loren demonstrates her ability to train men and dogs alike, while Nina staves off her bodily loneliness and contemplates starting her own crystal biz AKA hoarding healing stones with magical properties in an LA based shop. Some of us need to get laid ASAP, and someone still needs to figure out Gemini men for us... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

47-Premo-NOT-tion

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2019 66:00


Dreams and premonitions about exes. Plus passionate discussions about the male narcissist archetype and the Swift affect. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

46-Passion and Pizza

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 44:36


Happy New Year! We have now been podcasting for a year and in this episode we finally figure out why we are single! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

45-Toxic Waffles

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2018 49:24


An X-mas day recording of waffle making, long distance flirtation, and a frightening encounter. Talk to you in the new year! Cheers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

44-Large Man Child

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 70:11


Happy Holidays! We're all gonna die alone. Just kidding, that's what besties and doggies are for! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

43-Surprised Butthole Face

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 65:12


My time, my choice. This week Sarah amicably parts ways with a man. Nina gives a very detailed account of her double breakup with a Gemini. Loren is still in a dating holding pattern. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

42-An Affair Not to Remember

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2018 36:09


This week is a shorter episode since Nina was exhausted after a night of cooking. Sarah is back on the dating scene. And Loren hasn't left the apartment for 2 weeks. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

41-Ass-less Sweatpants

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2018 56:07


Nina retracts her assumption from last week. And Sarah is confused by why Loren has more "likes" than her. Wondering if you should remove all traces of your Ex from social media? We give you our thoughts... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

40-Mostly Ghosted...

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2018 56:56


We give out thoughts and predictions on this election day episode. Sarah processes her feelings on having to initiate a friend breakup. Nina thinks she is ghosted by a moster. Loren prepares for an art show with makers noises in the background. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

39-All My Exes Are Gay!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2018 65:57


Happy Halloween! Sarah's dating woes have her considering a ghost lover. Nina shares her finding on the differences between psychopaths, sociopaths, and narcissists. And Loren reflects a bit on turning a year older. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

38-Ick or Treat!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2018 53:47


You gotta trust the ickies as Sarah discovers from Nina's story. Plus some follow up for to bathe or not to bathe. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

37-Bang Yourself First!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2018 51:46


This week Loren floods the bathroom, and we discuss our bath time rituals or lack there of. Nina talks about how she's not dating, while dating. And Sarah and Loren are still content with cohabitation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

36-Swift Kick in the Nuts!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2018 52:06


To drink or not to drink, that is the question? Or CBD or not to CBD... Will Taylor Swift save America? Nina thinks so. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

35-ASS-sault

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2018 61:37


Due to the political climate, we discuss the gray areas between consent and assault. Also have you ever thought someone was cute just to realize there is more to the story?.. Well, Nina has a story to tell. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

34-Smells like teen rape

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2018 43:44


We're a Siren short this week.., but Sarah and Loren bring you some updates and discuss Kavanaugh's predatory trauma drama. Get out and Vote! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

33-Un-Touched Part II - Crushing Balls

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2018 39:43


Today in Feminism, we discuss what feminism means to us versus our mothers. The #MeToo movement isn't over, even though the predatory men are creeping back and we share our thoughts. Listen, learn, discuss! We appreciate our listener support! Get some custom Siren swag though our new patreon account: https://www.patreon.com/shriekingsirens --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

32-Un-Touched Part I

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2018 39:34


Instead of one loooonnnggg episode, we give you a 2 parter*. In Un-Touched we touch upon Nina choosing self improvement over men, Sarah's lack of men, and Loren's Berlin man. And of course, Sammy steals and snuggles Sarah's underwear. *due to technical difficulties, we lack an intro... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

31-Stick It In!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2018 54:26


The Sirens handle the unexpected this week: an impromptu family wedding, death threats, uti's, and the overwhelming effects of the Retrograde still looming large. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

30-Dirty 30!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 51:53


We made it to episode 30! And when you've been friends 30+ yrs, you can get on each other's nerves like Nina gets in this episode with Sarah. This week we also answer a great listener question about how attractive is vulnerability in men. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

29-Lunar Eclipse of the Heart

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2018 70:23


The Sirens discuss the influences felt from the recent blood moon/lunar eclipse and the resurfacing of past issues in their lives. We also discuss the use of sex workers in our society. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

28-Airborne Syphilis

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2018 62:54


Super fun episode in which Sarah and Loren recount their adventures at Berlin's world famous sex club (KitKat club), Nina delves into everything from her recent identity theft to Taylor Swift conspiracy theories, and we end up discussing Hollywood's phony PR personas. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

27-Urethra got it or you don't

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2018 67:41


Sarah and Loren share their adventures in Berlin while Nina has been on a dating binge back in NYC. At long last we discuss season 2 of the Handmaid's Tale with lots of spoilers. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

26-Edie is Alpha

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2018 61:53


Loren is finally in Berlin. Sarah and Loren introduce their dogs, Nina and Loren share date stories and we discuss an article about female sterilization. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

25-No Ifs Ands or Butts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2018 61:04


Sarah shares a recent experience of sexual trauma, Nina is on a mission to call out shitty behavior, Loren prepares for her three months in Berlin and we all brainstorm about a lucrative new side gig. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

24-Dystopia Now

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2018 64:15


Nina tells-all about her amazing one night with a dreamy Irish man. We have a somber discussion about caging and torturing asylum seeking families which leads to a discussion about the relevance of Margaret Atwood novels in our society. Lastly, we circle back to the male perspective on having sex with someone on the first date --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

23-Off Fleek

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2018 64:03


The Sirens share their own experiences with mental illness and depression to shed light on the broader societal problem of untreated mental illness. Then Loren does tarot readings! Enjoy! No shame in getting help, National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1 (800) 273-8255 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

22-Monogamy vs. Monogamish

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2018 67:01


Nina is fully caffeinated and discusses embracing life with curly hair and the trials of working a retail sample sale. Loren and Sarah plug their upcoming projects. We all discuss the state of modern monogamy vs poly/ open relationships and last but not least the nature of friendship. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

21-What's your number?

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2018 58:45


Sarah laments the woes of bike riding while female, Nina does some follow up research on men with sex toys, Loren shares some underwhelming sexual experiences and we all discuss our NUMBER. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

20-You Fleshlight Up My Life

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2018 71:15


One of our best episodes yet! Sarah Shares a story about being objectified by a 23 yr old, we answer a listener question about sex toys and we discuss the New Yorker article 'Whither the Slut' in which we further explore the idea of sluttiness in our our culture. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

19-My Sluttiness, My Choice

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2018 44:18


Sarah shares more stories about Gemini men and her subsequent insights about dating, Loren hears from an ex-flame and Nina contemplates her previous experiences as "the slutty friend". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

18-The Gemini Effect

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2018 62:33


Nina and Sarah are back in their old stomping grounds facing old loves and family drama alike while Loren is processing through the revelation about her ex from last week and trying to heal. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

17-Emasculating Women

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2018 65:45


All the girls are stateside for this episode. Nina and Loren clear the air after an upsetting conversation from the night before and Sarah is delirious after flying for 12 hours. We also talk about the correspondence dinner and vibrating our faces. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

16-Special Guest!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2018 67:11


Ep. 16 is the first time we have had a guest on the podcast. Listen to find out who the lucky mer-person could be... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

15-Friends with boobefits

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2018 58:51


Sarah starts the episode drunk and slowly sobers up during the course of the episode. We discuss a disturbing Tony Robbins video in which he epitomizes the "me too" movement- for the wrong reasons, hair care products and as usual many fun tangents. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

14-April Rhinoplasty

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2018 75:26


In this ep Nina may or may not have cut off half of her nose, Loren delves into her broken heart and we discuss mosting- a new trend that builds you up before tearing you down. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

13-Themz good eatin'

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2018 73:38


In this ep we discuss Loren's internet troll, answer a listener question about irrational jealousy and go deep into our own relationship stories. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

12-Who let the farts out

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2018 80:47


Enjoy this super funny and light-hearted episode in which we go on so many tangents we can't even write a concise summery :) Highlights include a Sammy-the-dog story, Nina's hunt for her elementary school crush, and Loren's early stalker tendencies. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

11-All Encompassing Ickies

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2018 56:46


In this episode we discuss the emotional blockages that color our relationships (or lack there of) and a special presentation of Loren's book-'Evan is a dick and I am a stupid vagina'. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

10-What's German for Balls?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2018 75:44


In this ep. we discuss sexism in medical treatment, answer a listener question about balls, learn some disturbing information about Sarah's dog and confront some comments from Nina's therapist. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

9-We put the 'mer' in America

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2018 81:17


Ep. 9 kicks off with some magical medical news, the kick-ass gun control movement spear headed by our nations' youth and Nina discusses her break from dating with more dates. We also discuss best makeup practices and answer a listener question about safe sex. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

8-Sing the Song of Angry Men

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2018 74:55


In this episode we sirens share the different ways in which we fall in and out of love, our various methods of seduction and gun control. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

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