Table For Two

This is the one where we say goodbye. We've decided to put an end to the season and the podcast. Thanks for letting us share our lives these last three years, we've had so much fun doing it! We love you all! 

This is the one where we say goodbye. We'd decided to put an end to the season and the podcast. Thanks for letting us share our lives these last three years, we've had so much fun doing it! We love you all!

Have you ever dated a guy... but you felt like you were actually dating his mom too? We've been there too. Let's talk about mommy issues.

If you want to know what happens when you invite your hot neighbor to game night by slipping a note under their door... listen up. We promise, the ending will surprise you. We also introduce 'Male Baddie' and Sarah gets used for her couch. We apologize for the length on this one, but truly these men ain't sh*t.

Part two is here...

The title says it all. We're really putting ourselves out there... we had so much to discuss that we had to break this into to episodes. Part two coming soon!

Table for Two calling and we've got a lot to say... and ask. We get our closest guy friends on the line, and they don't hold back! We also recap our Austin trip. Bailey decides on a new name for Nice Guy and Sarah gives an update on Southern Charm.

Bailey and Sarah start seeing double... (in more ways than one) and Bailey goes on a date that involves undergarments and Diet Coke. If this episode had an alter ego, it would be a door to door sales man that sells sharpie pens.

If you missed the announcement: WE MOVED IN TOGETHER! It has not been total smooth sailing, but we did meet a new friend (suzy). We catch you up on everything that's happened since... stay for the end to hear two special guests!

We're cutting this season short and saying goodbye a little early... we have big plans for June, stay tuned!

You heard it here first. If it's not you, it's someone you know. We bring on two special guests to guide us through this season of heartbreak.

If you think we have - we haven't. But we can give you a few good reasons you might want to let your next boyfriend. Sarah made it to ghost town and Bailey made plans to crash Gordo's date...

An update on our takeover of Gordon’s Hinge account and Sarah goes into the details of her first date since the Stage 5 situation. Sarah will also avoiding all big black dogs until future notice.

We've switched playing fields and decided to test our matchmaking skills. Would you trust us?

Don't worry, we'll spell it out for you (even if you haven't watched the movie).

Hi, we're back after an unexpected break. We both lost something during our break and also had a few mental break downs in the process. Listen for all the deets.

Bailey recaps her weekend (bison included) and we play a little game called would you rather. Oh, and Bailey casually mentions she got hit by a car. Details in the episode!

This may be the most relatable episode you'll listened to... or possibly the least, You be the judge.

Why Bailey has banned LA from all future travel plans. We called in a special guest to help tell the story - Chelsea thanks for joining us at the table.

You can find us on a golf course, but we aren't actually playing. We breakdown the best and worst dates, and consider what it means to take the infamous vow (putting a ring on it). We apologize in advance for the sound quality - our tech crew is out on vacation.

We are back and ready for business! A lot has happened since we last talked... Bailey is no longer applying to be on the bachelor (we call him Guy #2). Sarah on the other hand is following the yellow brick road (but it's red flags and a series of unfortunate events that has a very fun ending). Yikes.

At what age do we stop playing games? Can you date your best friends ex? How do you know when to stop seeing other people? ...Honestly we don't know the answers either, but listen to find out what we think!

We hope we aren't the only ones laughing...

We've been thinking about selling our toe pics, so we brought on an expert to tell us exactly how much they could be worth.

Ever wake up from a dream about your ex and wonder what it means? Us too, and we're here to give you all our thoughts on it (with no real psychological backing of course).

Celebrity news has us calling up our doctors... and our ex-boyfriends.

Quarantine has really gotten to us... we just want to hear ourselves talk at this point. This episode is everything from the new Netflix series "Love is Blind" to advice on how to regain your faith. Pour a large glass - you might need it.

We basically predict everything that's (now) already happened on the Bachelor, and give you all the advice you never asked for - but probably need!

If you've ever wanted to know exactly what it's like to have a tarot card reading - we've got you covered. We literally take you with us to get our cards read... the results force one of us to get deep in her feelings and the other to book a one-way trip to Wyoming. Listen to learn.

Are we just crazy, or have you done it too?

Pineapple on pizza? If there's anything we know for sure, it's that it belongs there.

We give you the run down of everything you need to know about relationship attachment styles. Be warned, this episode might leave you a little anxious...

We say goodbye to our year, and welcome the one to come.

*Disclaimer: R-Rated Episode* We bring on a guy to answer all of our burning questions.

The truth about open relationships, how we feel about bachelor parties and cheating, & why you need to block the ex that hits you up on instagram.

Special guest Ali Roberto shares an inside look into growing up in Vegas and the industry where everything is "comped".

We may need to seek therapy after this episode... we'll let you decide.

Bailey shares the long awaited "sugar rim" story and the duo shares their thoughts on the infamous first date, and being friends with your ex.

Our absolute dealbreakers in a relationship, thoughts on the Bachelor in Paradise, and how not to be seater (trust me, you'll want to know this)

Are we destined to be with one person? Are soulmates real? Our thoughts shared. Oh, and a surprise visit from a wise Nana Wendy, who gives us all the life and dating advice.

An introduction into the lives of Bailey & Sarah, how they met, and why they’ve decided to start a podcast. Also a brief look into the behind the scenes of a recent trip to Frye’s Electronics & making a new friend, Arthur.