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Best friends Emily & Jake read through anonymously-submitted secrets, confessions and embarrassing stories...Listen in as they lay shocking and bizarre submissions to rest in the Cemetery of Secrets.

Emily & Jake


    • Mar 22, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 52m AVG DURATION
    • 17 EPISODES


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    #17: Literally Ghosted

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 43:36


    Do you feel a rustlin' in your down unders? That's because it's time once again for Emily and Jake to whisper some secrets into your ear holes. From vanishing teeth to remote control kinks, these stories will send you flying!

    #16: Victor's Secret

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 50:38


    Prepare your britches for this one, y’all, because it’s episode 16 and these secrets are super salacious. (Before listening, it is advised that you ensure your neighbors aren’t spying on you and that there are no hidden security cameras in the vicinity.)

    #5: Vulnerable & Sprawled

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 51:08


    Listen up (you nasty freaks) as Emily & Jake release six more jarring secrets into the shadow realm, or whatever. This batch is particularly wild, so please keep your hands, feet and all bodily fluids inside the ride throughout the duration of this episode, thanks.

    #4: Spooky Sneezes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 59:45


    It’s time once again to hitch a ride with your favorite secret spillers as they reveal another collection of curious tales. There’s romance, a space trance and wet pants. What more could you ask for...A sumo kink? Don’t worry, we got that too.

    #3: The Squirt Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 61:19


    Cum one, cum all! Emily & Jake are back with their first episode of 2021 and this one is JUICY, y’all. More than just secrets are swapped in this one, so grab a glass of boxed wine and get ready to be weirded out by some anonymously-submitted stories… (unless you’re too much of a chickey-baby)

    #2: Designated Discard Receptacle

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 49:57


    Hungry for more secrets? Haunting encounters, awkward sexual experiences and so much more await you in the Graveyard. Will Emily & Jake lay your secret story to rest in this episode? Listen in to find out!

    #1: Return to the Cemetery

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 51:33


    Dust off your clown tie and grab your ceremonial lantern, the Graveyard is open once again! Emily & Jake kick off the new season with 5 anonymously-submitted stories that do not hold back. Secret scandals and bone-chilling tales lie just beyond the gates. We invite you to join us…if you dare...

    #10: Jazz Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 60:38


    Psychic curses, fetish maps, and bathroom bandits galore! Join Emily & Jake for the Season 1 finale in the Cemetery of Secrets as they lay their final submissions to rest.

    #9: Haffa Toot

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 58:11


    Buckle up and hold on tight! Emily & Jake lay (7) secrets to rest  involving wild Uber rides, mysterious staircases and…fang-y crotches? There’s a lot to dig into here, but only after Emily reveals her most haunting memory yet.

    #8: MapQuest Reboot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 50:39


    Pits, Nips and Sh*ts...oh my! Gather 'round the ceremonial lantern and listen in on six more anonymously-submitted secrets and personal horror stories. PLUS, we've got some full-circle updates from previous submissions...It's lit, indeed! 

    #7: Literal Yuckfest

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 54:09


    Join Emily & Jake in the sacred cemetery and prepare yourself for six more anonymously-submitted stories. Brace yourself as they discuss unique preferences, awkward roommate encounters, and sweet, sweet revenge. 

    #6: Lethal Locations

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 57:52


    Enter the gates and prepare yourself for grade school epiphanies, therapeutic possessions and other unspeakable circumstances. Grab your gluten-free beer and cozy on up. 

    #5: Dirt Angel

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 52:31


    Get cozy with Emily & Jake in the sacred cemetery of secrets! Bad blind date, unexplained events, and shameful scuttles aplenty. Listen if you dare...but It's your funeral. 

    #4: Anti Fly-Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 52:29


    Join Emily & Jake in their sacred cemetery as they lay more secrets to rest. Treehouse trauma, panty problems, creepy shadow people...You know, the usual. 

    #3: Toe Jar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 50:07


    Emily & Jake dive into their inbox once again and discover spicy secrets about nutty fantasies, first grade dentistry and so much more. Join them as they lay 6 more confessions to rest. 

    #2 The Many Maniacs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 47:55


    From soggy decor pillows to powerful whips, this episode has it all. Join Emily & Jake as they dive in to six more of your deepest secrets. 

    #1: Lighting the Ceremonial Lantern

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 41:47


    Listen in as Emily & Jake each share 3 of their favorite anonymously-submitted secrets, confessions, and shocking stories for the very first time. 

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