The Basil Bottler Show Podcast

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show Update. This (Basil Bottler's Radio Show) was first broadcast LIVE on Sunday March 22nd 2020. Basil Bottler's Radio Show goes out LIVE every Sunday night at 10pm. Please feel free to enjoy/hate my website - www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

This is a podcast of my most recent radio show. The show goes out LIVE every Sunday night at 10pm. A podcast of every show is available so why not subscribe to it and catch up?  (Yeah, don't blame you) Basil Bottler's Radio Show. All Details at  www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

This podcast contains an extract from my call-in radio show, 'Basil Bottler's Radio Show' which goes out live every Sunday night 10pm - 10.45. For details of how to listen and get involved go to my website  www.basilbottler.com   Love Basil 

Christmas In My Town is written and performed by Basil Bottler. Merry Christmas. www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show. This is a bonus podcast featuring my new dance song, The Basil Bottler. www.basilbottler.com Love Basil  

Welcome to Episode 60. Sorry it's been so long. Website: www.basilbottler.com   Love Basil  

Welcome to The Best of Basil Bottler - Part 9. This is the 9th of 10. The 10th one will be out soon and will be the worst of Basil Bottler.... well, you can only squeeze so much juice out of a turd.  This is available on iTunes and Acast and probably somewhere else.  Website  www.basilbottler.com   Love Basil

Welcome to The Best of Basil Bottler - Part 8. This podcast contains some of the best bits (and a lot of shit) from my original Basil Bottler Show podcasts. All my podcasts are available on iTunes, acast and in other strange places. Website... www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

Welcome to The Best of Basil Bottler - Part 7. This podcast is available on iTunes and in most chip shops. Episode 8 will be out soon. Website: www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

Welcome to The Best of Basil Bottler - Part 6. If you have listened to any of the other 5, all can say is sorry. Part 7 will be out in two weeks. This podcast is available on Acast and iTunes. Website - www.basilbottler.com Love Basil      

Welcome to The Best of Basil Bottler - Part 5. How many more of these shitting podcasts will there be?... You may well ask.  Fucked if I Know, but part 6 will be out soon. This podcast is available on iTunes. For exciting Basil Bottler information, go to my exciting website... www.basilbottler.com Love Basil    

Welcome to The Best of Basil Bottler - Part 4. It doesn't get any better does it? Sorry. Thanks to Katia for her guest appearance. Part 5 will be out very soon. This podcast is available on iTunes. Website www.basilbottler.com Love Basil  

Welcome The Best of Basil Bottler - Part 3. If you enjoyed parts 1 and 2, please see your doctor.  Part 4 will be out very soon. This and all the original Basil Bottler Show podcasts are available on iTunes. Website - www.basilbottler.com Love Basil      

Welcome to The Best of Basil Bottler - Part 2. All I can say about it is.... Sorry. This podcast and all the original Basil Bottler Show podcasts are available on iTunes. Part 3 of this Best Of shit will be out soon.   My website is www.basilbottler.com   Love Basil  

Welcome to The Best of Basil Bottler - Part 1. This podcast celebrates my 10 years of podcasting and contains a selection of bollocks taken from some of my legendary 59 Basil Bottler Show podcasts.... The 60th one will be out one fine day.  Part 2 will contain more bollocks and future shows will include Basil Goes Wild, Summer of Passion, Basil's Private Dick and much, much more.... not that much. All my info can be found at www.basilbottler.com Available on iTunes. Love Basil          

Welcome to Episode 59. This episode is really just to let you know about my (and that twat Bishop of Basilica) bloody awful radio show on Spreaker.com and to give you the chance to hear some of it.... Sorry. Hopefully The Basil Bottler Show episode 60 will be one of the best podcasts of all time.... or at least, a little bit less shit than this one. Thanks to all my listeners and subscribers. If you have listened to all the other 58 episodes, please seek immediate medical attention. www.basilbottler.com Love Basil    

Welcome to episode 58.... Sorry it's so short (not the first time I've said that). This podcast contains, Basil Goes Wild, Summer Of Passion and Basil doing Stand Up. basilbottler.com Love Basil

Welcome to Episode 57. Warning, contains Basil Bottler. Details - www.basilbottler.com   Love Basil

WWelcome to episode 56.   Ok, lets try to think of something positive about this.... It leaves lots of room for improvement - That's it.   www.basilbottler.com   Love Basil

Welcome to Episode 55. Contains.... Celebrity Springwatch - Basil Goes Wild - Bishop Of Basillica - Basil's Folk Song - And Not Much Else. Website - www.basilbottler.com Email - basilbottler@gmail.com Love Basil.   The Rhymes They Are A-Changing (Lyrics)   Little Bo Peep has lost all her sheep/ And that little Jack Horner made Little Bo weep/ When he showed her his plums and he stole her dads jeep/ He shot old King Cole and his fiddlers/ And he fucked little Miss Muffet then he went home to sleep/ And the rhymes they are a-changing/   Then old Humpty Dumpty he looked at the wall/ And said I'm not climbing that I might fucking fall/ Wee Willy Winkie was flashing a ball/ As he ran his nightgown flapped open/ And his wee willy winkie was not wee at all/ And the times they are a-changing.                              

Welcome to episode 54 - The Xmas Show. Sorry.... No, think positive - It's Shit, But It's Free. Don't miss my live call-in and music show, 10pm, the first Thursday of every month. All details, see my website - www.basilbottler.com Merry Christmas Love Basil

Welcome to Episode 53. How can I possibly follow Episode 52? With this shit, that's how. This and my other podast, 'Basil Bottler's Bits' are available on itunes. Look out for my LIVE call-in and music radio show, 10pm UK time, the first Thursday of the month on spreaker.com - details on my website. Please tell your friends and leave reviews and comments about my shows wherever you are able. I'd love to hear your thoughts and suggestions - you can contact me on facebook, twitter or email basilbottler@gmail.com All Details and Links are on my website - www.basilbottler.com Love Basil  

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 52. Sorry It's been so long since Episode 51, building a space rocket takes up so much bloody time. This show contains - Basil Goes Wild, Basil's Private Dick, The Olympics, A Middle Class Protest Song.... and (not) much more. Don't miss my other podcast - Basil Bottler's Bits. Both Podcasts Available On itunes. Details - www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

Welcome to Episode 51, The Christmas Special. Explicit.... in fact it's Fucking Explicit. Includes.... Basil Goes wild. Bascrooge. The Bishop of Basillica.... and very little else. www.basilbottler.com Available on iTunes. Merry Christmas, Love Basil.

Welcome to Episode 50, The Autumn Show With Special Guest Katia Filipovic. This is part 3 of a 4 part Quadrilogy, The Four Seasons. Includes... Man Eating Pygmies, Music, Space Rocket, Sex, A Wonderchef, Dick. May also contain Basil wearing a dress while talking to Iain Lee. This Podcast and Basil's Blog are both available on iTunes. website... www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show news update. Coming Soon (if I'm lucky) Episode 50, The Autumn Show.  Website - www.basilbottler.com The Basil Bottler Show and Basil's Blog are both available on iTunes. Love Basil

It's Back, the podcast show they tried to ban. Yes, welcome to episode 49... for a second time. This show, released in June, was mysteriously removed from the internet, but It's back in all It's hideous glory. Episode 50 will be out in the autumn. Also available.... Basil's Blog. It's my audio blog. Get it here - www.basilsblog.libsyn.com It will also be available soon on itunes. All Details are on my website - www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

Welcome to Episode 48 This is The Spring Show, part one of a four part quadrilogy? The Four Seasons Please feel free to contact me Info.... www.basilbottler.com   Love Basil

Welcome to this update   info - www.basilbottler.com I'm on facebook and twitter   Love Basil

Welcome to Episode 47 Sorry It's so short.... not the first time I've said that. This show is dedicated to fellow podcaster, radio presenter and friend, Katia. You can subscribe on itunes. Info and contact details.... www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Xmas Show 2010 Does this podcast contain out takes from the queens Xmas speech? I wasn't intending on doing this podcast, but while quite drunk, I got the idea and recorded it all inside 15 minutes..... so that's my excuse. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Love Basil   www.basilbottler.com

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show - episode 46 Why not subscribe on itunes. This is the Christmas Show. My Christmas message to you all is............sorry, I did my best. ho ho ho Love Basil.  

Welcome to Episode 45. This is the 3 year anniversary/halloween special, although I can't find anything special about it. You can subscribe on itunes. Details.... www.basilbottler.com Love Basil

Welcome to Episode 44   I've finally got around to doing another show, just when you thought there would be no more.... sorry. Along with all my other shows, this is also available on itunes. There will be another show soon and I will also be doing a live show from time to time, where you will be able to call and chat with me. For all details, including contact details.... www.basilbottler.com Please feel free to chat with me on facebook Love Basil   x

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Non Show 7.8.10   This is not a proper show (not that it ever was), I just wanted to keep both of you informed about my plans for the show. Thanks for listening. Please feel free to contact me whenever you like. I love a poke and chat on facebook. Details........ www.basilbottler.com   Love Basil.

Welcome to this update. Due to internet problems, The Basil Bottler Show is taking a break. I will let you know the date of It's return on facebook and on my website www.basilbottler.com If you would like to apply to be my rocket co-pilot, please let me know asap. Thanks For Listening. Love Basil

This is just a quick promo to let you know that coming soon is The Basil Bottler Radio Show. That's right, I will be live on internet radio.... If I can work out how to do it. It will be a phone-in, so please call in for a chat. As I have dedicated my life to being the perfect lover, there will one frequently discussed subject........SEX. The show will be for adults only. For more details, keep an eye on my facebook page. Podcasts will also be coming soon. www.basilbottler.com Love Basil. x

Welcome to Basil's new year message.This is a short podcast to keep you informed about my plans for 2010.Should I become a protest singer?a stand up comedian?a sex guru?or should I just fuck off?I'm Listening.www.basilbottler.comLove Basil. 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.The Queen takes control of Basil Bottler's mind and use's him to deliver this years real Christmas Message.www.basilbottler.com

Welcome to Episode 43 Christmas SpecialHo Ho Ho, It's nearly time for that jolly bearded man to come down the chimney.... Let's hope he doesn't put the fire out, the pervert.This is the last Basil Bottler Show in It's current format, but please keep subscribing on itunes or wherever, because I will be doing a new podcast of some kind in the new year. I will keep you informed at www.basilbottler.com and via basil's blog.You can also keep in touch with me via facebook or twitter.Please feel free to contact me, I enjoy hearing your thoughts and comments, even if they are slagging me off, and they usually are.message or text me 07928 464307www.basilbottler.comMerry Christmas and a Happy New YearLove Basil. 

Welcome to Episode 42.There comes a time in a mans life when he must take a good long look at himself and for me that time has come. What will I see?A proud, successful, courageous man,or a pathetic, unpopular, idiotic bottler?You have probably got your ideas, but what I am hoping to see is a man such as Captain Kirk from the TV show Star Trek. Between now and what may turn out to be the final Basil Bottler Show, Episode 43, I will be looking for Captain Kirk. Wish me luck.Love Basil.www.basilbottler.comwww.facebook.com/basilbottler07928 464307

Welcome To Episode 41Hysterical, Amazing, Brilliant, Erotic, Pornographic, Perverted, Fantastic, Explicit.... These are just a few words, but forget them, because this is ..............................................................The Basil Bottler Show LIVE Roadshow.Recorded Live In Lewisham.Please feel free to contact mebasilbottler@aol.comLove Basil.www.basilbottler.com

Welcome To Episode 40.Other podcasts are available.This Show Includes....Sex RocketsPassionGoing WildPsycho'sQuiz ShowMusicWatkoand not much more.Call Me Baby 07928 464307www.basilbottler.com

Welcome to Episode 39.This podcast is dedicated to all my listeners, especially those who dress up as rocket girls.Such is my respect for women, sometimes I dress up as one....well sometimes It's the only way to get some female company.In fact, I dedicate this to all the women of the world, without you porn would be terrible.Anyway, I love you all.  www.basilbottler.comLove Basil.

Welcome to episode 38It's summertime and the living is easy.... unlike the women.Sit in a deckchair, relax and listen to....Watkos what the hell is going on here?Craigs on the road to nowhere.Attack of the 50ft horror radio show.The Gary Show.The big cigarette.Shindiggery.www.basilbottler.com07928 464307 

Welcome to Episode 37 (June)Sex Sex Sex, Thats June. Birds, Bees, Plants and Private Dicks?Why not sing along with Basil.... "Basil Goes Wild"I got my motor running / heading for the skyway /looking for adventure / and whatever comes my way /yeah baby I'm building a rocket / gonna blast off outta this place /fire my manure engines / and explode into space /I'm a brave explorer / an opposite of zero / nobody's heard of / a bigger true life hero /yeah baby I'm building a rocket / gonna blast off outta this place /fire my manure engines / and explode into space /like a true natures child / I am born to go wild /gonna fly so high / up in the sky /basil goes wild / basil goes wild /www.basilbottler.com07928 464 307

Welcome To Episode 36  -   The May Show.This Show Features....Basil Goes Wild,Dr Who?Wonderful Music,Basil's Private Dick,The Return Of The Bishop Of BasillicaAnd Not Much More.Why not leave me a message - 07928 464 307www.basilbottler.com

Welcome to episode 35.April 2009 Easter Special.Is the basil bottler show a modern day phenomenon?Well read these testimonials....Mr Dawson, Eastbourne says... "Basil gave me a hernia from all the constant laughter. He gave my wife herpes".Mrs Starkey, Croydon says... "The Basil Bottler Show is so funny that while I was listening to it my husband left me".Mr Smith, Cheltenham says "Basil Bottler, he's that bastard who I caught in bed with my twin 19 year old daughters".Ms Asher, Bromley says "He's a twat".Please leave your testimonial below.Answerphone 07928 464 307www.basilbottler.com

Welcome to Episode 34 - The March 2009 Show.Includes....basil goes wild.record of the week.tinkle winkle zoo.basil's art magazine,.and much much more.Does not include....rocket launch.live sex acts (I did my best).Voicemail  07928 464 307.www.basilbottler.com....Please Leave A Comment.

Welcome to episode 33In this show we find out if Iain Lee is the most popular radio presenter in England, in my In-depth, undisputed, uneqivocal survey.We also find out... Errr, nothing.www.basilbottler.comAnswerphone 07928 464 307Please leave a message.Love Basil. 

Welcome to episode 32I thought it would be really nice to start the new year by giving you a top class, polished, professional, hysterically funny show, but instead I dish up this shit, although it can be improved with alcohol.WARNING contains attempted chainsaw massacre.http://www.basilbottler.comanswerphone 07928 464307love basil.