The Cardboard Illuminati Podcast

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Just three degenerates talking about the sports card world.


    • May 29, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 10m AVG DURATION
    • 35 EPISODES


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    Episode 30:The 2/3rds Compromise

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 83:02


    On this episode: •Jak. •Nate. •Tyler...is dead.

    Episode 29: Fake Orgasms

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 48:45


    On this episode: •Jak pets a cat. •Nate says the word “orgasm”. •Tyler remains deceased. •We also talk about MetaZoo, new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 28: Fanatics Fiasco

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 55:57


    On this week's episode: •Jak actually gets serious. •Nate cracks open a cold one. •RIP Tyler. •We also talk about Fanatics, new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 27: The Return

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 45:55


    On this episode: •Jak says a bad word. •Nate bakes some biscuits. •Tyler is...

    Episode 26: What year is it?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 74:41


    On this week's episode: •Jak still has a house phone. •Nate gives fashion advice. •Tyler is alive, and then isn't.

    Episode 25: Nate's Pokemon Doesn't Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 68:43


    On this week's episode: •Jak still has a landline phone. •Nate talks about a one eyed snake. •Tyler is still dead. •We also talk about Pokemon!

    Episode 24.5: R.I.P. Tyler #BlessUp

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 49:52


    On this week's episode: •Jak condemns working. •Nate introduces our new sponsor. •We also talk about new releases and reply to YouTube comments!

    Episode 24: GARY FUCKING VEE

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 63:57


    On this week's episode: READ THE DAMN EPISODE TITLE

    Episode 23: GOATs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 81:06


    On this week's episode: Jak is served dinner. Nate goes full Blez. Tyler compliments Panini. We also talk about new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 22: Bulking Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 65:24


    On this week's episode: Jak talks about his breach of contract. Nate gets dark. Tyler prepares to breach his contract. We also have a guest, talk about bulk/group subs, talk about new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 21: Do It For The Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 79:08


    On this week's episode:   •Jak talks about Hitler. •Nate no do words good. •Tyler has Memphis internet. •We also give tips to newer collectors, talk about new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 20: Trigger Me Elmo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 89:40


    On this week's episode: •Jak hates little people. •Nate hates the troops. •Tyler hates Bloods. •We also talk why every sports team name is offensive, new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 19: Barely Legal +1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 83:11


    Episode 18.5: Nate's An Asshole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 54:56


    On today's episode: Nate gets the quad.   Nate disappoints the youth.

    Episode 17: The Boys Do A Live Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 156:04


    On this week's episode: WE DID A MOTHERFUCKING LIVE SHOW AND YOU MISSED IT!

    Episode 16: The Collector Butt Plug

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 84:47


    On this week's episode: •Jak makes an A+ reference to a previous episode. •Nate gets his biscuits fucked. •Tyler lets his cat meow. •We also talk about recent events, and answer your questions!  

    Episode 15: Banana Laffy Taffy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 80:26


    On this week's episode: •Jak talks about the mail. •Nate gets VERY mad at Jak. •Tyler tries to say “fifteen”. •We also talk about recent events, and answer your questions!

    Episode 14: A Very Flexcellent Flexmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 73:00


    On this week's episode: •Jak talks about flexes. •Nate talks about flexes. •Tyler ttalks about flexes. •We also talk about FLEXES, and answer your questions!  

    Episode 13: WiFi Ripples

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 118:00


    On this week's episode:   •Jak says a bad word.   •Nate had to edit too much because of Jak.   •Tyler talks about a second amendment flex.   •We also talk about new releases, 2019 NFL Products and answer your questions!  

    Episode 12: I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 80:59


    On this week's episode:   •Jak hates ranch.   •Nate gets yelled at by his fiancée.   •Tyler let's the dogs out.   •We also talk about new releases, National Treasures Football through the years and answer your questions!  

    Episode 11: Beating A Dead Sarah Jessica Parker

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 83:13


    On this week's episode: •Jak shows us again why California internet sucks. •Nate says words you never thought you'd hear on a card podcast. •Tyler hates screenshots. •We also talk about new releases, the stare of the hobby and answer your questions!

    Episode 10: *burp*

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 101:39


    On this week's episode: •Jak is not on the same level of atmosphere as we are. •Nate cracks open a cold one with the boys. •Tyler tries to stay positive. •We also talk about new releases and answer your questions! P.S. Two of the three of us were not sober.

    Episode 9: Who took the pasta?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 75:37


    On this week's episode: •Jak says the word “firm” exactly how you'd expect him to. •Nate finally messes up a promo. •Tyler explains “earn that flex”. •We also talk about tips & terms for new collectors, new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 8: Mesopotamia

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 69:37


    On this week's episode: •Jak talks about the fertile crescent. •Nate plays with some new intros. •Tyler talks about one of his famous followers. •We also talk about market manipulation, new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 7: Break Yo Self

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 61:41


    On this week's episode: Jak gets startled by a telemarketer (again). Nate tries to talk hockey. Tyler serves up some fresh biscuits. We also talk about breakers, new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 6.5: *sad cardinal noises*

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2020 56:10


    On this mini episode: •Jak gets startled by a doorbell. •Nate speaks of the land down under. •Tyler will not like this because he wasn't there. •We also talk about the Cardinals, funny scams and some other “things”!

    Episode 6: Titillation

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 59:31


    On this week's episode: •Jak gets startled by a telemarketer. •Nate claims a new trophy while optic hunting. •Tyler behaves himself. •We also talk about relic sets we miss and would like to see, new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 5.5: Technical Difficulties (Nate gets murdered)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 11:27


    On this mini episode, Nate has internet issues because Delaware is not a real state.

    Episode 5: Optic Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 63:26


    On this week's episode: Jak gets his biscuits fucked by the "@" symbol. Nate has technical difficulties. Tyler forgets we started recording. We also talk about 2019-20 Optic Basketball Retail, new releases and answer your questions!

    Episode 4: The Player Collector's Ball

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 74:36


    On today's episode: Jak behaves himself 98% of the time. Nate says the word "quirky". Tyler talks about some killer new cards. We also talk about our favorite player collectors, new releases and answer your questions!  

    Episode 3: Rambling Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2020 85:51


    On this week's episode: • Jak continues his coughing and refrains from talking about dilation. • Nate bakes some biscuits and says “fr*ck”. • Tyler talks Jeff Gordon, StockX and Instagram Models • We also answer listener questions, talk about our top 3 sets by UD, Topps, and Panini and cover an unusual flex.

    Episode 2.5: Kobe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 41:24


    Tyler and Nate share their thoughts on the death of Kobe Bryant and the impact it had on the hobby.

    Episode 2: Escape 2 Africa

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2020 62:45


    On this week's episode: • Jak battles a cold, defends Panini and gets his biscuits fucked • Nate talks about his love of cars and tries a new voice • Tyler answers his front door live on air while showing some love to Wax Museum Podcast • We also answer listener questions, talk about 1/1s and use many words.

    Episode 1: The Producer, The Flexmaster General, and The Dilator

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2020 76:06


    This week's topics range from Panini, flexes, Platinum, new product releases and more!  

    Episode -1: Test Run

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 18:26


    Please enjoy our test episode.  Or don't.  Whatever.

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