Two friends read & discuss the Bible so you don't have to.

Damn this is the second to last episode!!

Literally we are so close to the end of the bible.

As they near the end of the BIBLE, Courtney and Payton decide to combine several books into one single episode because the books are shoRt and boring.

Jesus Christ is finally fucking here. Courtney and Payton decide to split this book into 2 episodes.

Courtney and Payton have made it through the Old Testament. Tune in to find out how it ends!

Courtney and Payton combine 4 books in 1 riveting episode! Which one is your fav?

This short episode is sort of about Hosea, but mostly about a silly dove.

Courtney and Payton are talking about Jeremiah and Fran Leibowitz.

Payton and Courtney discuss Song of Solomon, a one page book of extremely soft-core porn. Payton is very hungover.

Payton and Courtney discuss a book written by and for dirty little trolls.

In this controversial episode about Job, the Bible's most miserable man, Payton and Courtney have their first major disagreement.

In this episode, the Bible whores reach new heights as they break down what might be a perfect book about the power of hot girls.

Payton and Courtney are thrilled to discuss the book of Nehemiah, who is actually a great writer (unlike Ezra). They also take a moment to remember Lot's Wife.

After an upsetting experience with 2 Chronicles, the Bible fans get back on track with the book of Ezra, the story of a bookworm and a series of letters.

Courtney and Payton try to grapple with a disappointing, repetitive book by taking breaks to discuss "High School Musical: the Musical: the Series."

Courtney and Payton are back and ready to read! The hosts love 1 Chronicles, a list of beautiful names that functions as a hallucinogen.

The Bible pervs discuss what happens when people stop being polite and start convincing two bears to kill 42 children.

Relentless Bible trolls Payton and Courtney miss God, dig up a painful memory about singing, and reckon with the fact that some books of the Bible can't be salvaged and it's not their fault.

The Bible twins cast Paul Giamatti as a complicated, possessed king and discuss the gay nature of an exorcism by harp.

In this bonus episode, Payton and Courtney try to figure out why Ruth is such a big fucking deal!

Courtney and Payton haven't had this much fun since Genesis! In this episode, the hosts obsess over the judges and dig into the sexy story of Samson and Delilah.

Payton and Courtney discuss the power of screaming, other battle tactics, and ask themselves if Joshua is more than just a knock-off Moses.

Payton and Courtney say goodbye to a major Bible celebrity, goodbye to the Torah, and HELLO to their first guest, Andy Weber, representative of the Chosen People.

Payton and Courtney discuss a beautiful cloud, binding your soul to your words, and piles of dead quails that remind Courtney of her past.

God tests Payton and Courtney when they have to read a 30 page book about rules for priests. Let's just say they miss Lot's wife.

Payton and Courtney discuss the book of Exodus, some of history's finest storytelling, an iconic horde of locusts, and the soul-crushing tedium of trying to build the tabernacle.

Payton and Courtney do their best to summarize the perplexing and exciting book about God creating the heavens and Earth, Adam and Eve, Noah and the Ark, and many of the Bible's other most famous celebrities.

Courtney Roxanne Bush and Payton Baby Barronian welcome you to "The Greatest Story Ever Told," a podcast about the Bible.