The Petri Dish

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Alisha and I talk about Valentine's Day and Zombie movies, also lots of tattoo talk, come hang.

Alisha and I have a pretty fun week, just kidding, we don't know how to cope with things so we talk about a Netflix Soap Opera the whole time. 

Me and Alisha talk about my brain, Gamestomp Stonks, and customer service. I am barely alive.

Alisha is back to talk me through technical difficulties while I try to remember what my day was, or is, or can be.

I release the podcast a day late cause life is boring, I find things to be angry about almost like a light bulb appearing over my head, and then I teach the kids how to commit the right kind of tax fraud for the right kind of America.

Another solo podcast full of rewarding information and advice.

Welcome to 2021, the year of trying not be as a fat or as greedy as I was in 2020. Come take a fun romp through all the things that made the last year feel like forever. Kloveyoubye

I sit down with the ol' Brian Hoffman to talk about crazy neighbors, mental health, and shitty people we used to know. Brian and I go back to the olden days of, like, 2011 probably? Anyway, he paints, check out his Tik Tok.

Quick update from the couch!

Today I sit down with Mr. JoeComedy775 himself, Joe Sorgani. On the podcast's first live stream we talk about our approaches to certain comedy situations, strange cosmic connections that make our energies mesh well, and the terror that is doing comedy in between musical acts at a show. Joe Sorgani: Stand Up Comic, Harley Rider, Husband, Father of 3, and The Hype Man “Because life is Better when we laugh as Friends”  

Clif is back! And this week we talk about how I can barely function.

Trying something a little different this week. I was live streaming games on Twitch and decided to try to podcast while I was streaming and it's a whole thing.

This week I sit down with one of the regulars of my open mic and a podcaster/cinematographer blazing his own trail, Clif Seay! We're hot off of shooting my project Too Fat For That and we've got plenty to talk about and so little time.

Solo podcast today with a quick update on what's what. Talking about shows, things I'm working on, and the denim jacket.

SORRY THE AUDIO HAS A WEIRD DROP IN IT, my settings are all fucked up on my equipment again and I have to spend some time troubleshooting, but this episode didn't turn out totally unlistenable (except for our awful comedy). Matt Wiegand is aging, we talk to him about writing a will, cum recipes, and Star Trek, what more do you want?

Trying something a little different this week. Austin and I are winding down off a great open mic at The Emerson (hosted by Cy Aluni) turns out the audio from my little recording device is dog shit though so you can hear the audio equivalent of a 70s photo of Big Foot as me and Austin talk about our sets, Star Trek, and weird Uncle shit.

The hiatus is over, we got a nice big long one for you! We've got Austin, Cy, and Sam joining me or as I like to call us Bone Skull, Reverend Big Sneeze, Johnny Two Tits, and Reptar. We talk about poop and Gen Z, that's it, for two hours.

Guys, Nick Josten got paid to choke somebody. Wanna hear about it? That and stuff about the apocalypse is somewhere inside this episode, come hang!

Austin and I sit down and talk about drinking coffee at the mall with Dads, art, enlightenment, and obtaining contentment. Fuck the system.

Today we've got a little short episode I did with Andrea B! We were hot off the heels of recording a different podcast project and I figured why not talk some more while I have a captive. We talk about my only broken bone, accents, and there may or may not be intoxicants involved.

Austin and I start drinking and just talk through some shit. Get into it you nerds.

Sam and I kick off my return from not podcasting and shit in the world still isn't dank and we have to shake these turds out of our pant leg before we get back to being funny!

The BOYZ are back! Plus we have a call-in guest in our wonderful friend Matt Wiegand. We go through voicemails, talk sci-fi, and weigh in on the important questions like WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE BETWEEN MASCOTS AND FURRIES?

I sit down with the owners and editors of TheGuestSpot.net, a satire website aimed at and for open mic comedians. Dylan Lusk and Ray Roberts are here to talk a bunch of shit about all you idiots.

I sit down with Nate Hogan, aka Nature, you may have heard about him from when Austin had a show at West St. a year or two ago, now we're sitting down with him to talk about how quarantine is going!

HOLY FUCK WE'RE BACK. We've got all the boys in, Austin and Nick are ready to talk about how their apocalypse is going, and then we have Andrea B call in from her golden palace in the mountains. We talk about how we plan to spread joy through the quarantine!

Guys, the audio actually turned out this time! So I've got my oldest friend, the Tik Tok star herself, Lauren Sotelo aka Ollierose88. Listen to us talk about our past, creators, making content, and then we answer some questions from Tik Tok!

Hi friends, let's have a quick chat about the goings-on of the network and then we'll be back to your regularly scheduled podcasting soonish.

I fucked up last week's podcast and then I was sick all week. Oopsie. Here's an update, nerds!

I sit down with Sam Corbin to talk about how we're fucked on politics, the world is crumbling, and comedy is rough. We get into it! Come listen.

It's just me again! One of these days I'll have a guest again, but really, who needs one? Work is stressful, but I've got stories of being hungover, being a dork, being insecure, and then, of course, a chicken update. Want some eggs?

It's a solo showlo yo, yolo. It's just me, I've had an interesting week and I wanna recap it! I talk about The Voice auditions, being featured on Jonah Raydio, having a dank girlfriend, being cool, and building shit. Let's be dank!

Josten wanders in while I talk about dying. Let's fuckin' do this. 2020 is gonna be dank.

Sam Corbin is here, the whole Petri Dish household is on mic, we talkin' hella shit about apples, the Talmud, we do British gibberish freestyle, and then some other shit.

What's up friends? No guest today, instead I kinda recap everything I did this decade because I wanna look back on what 10 years is for me and hope that the next 10 are just as cool. Thanks for listening!

I sit down with Jesse Moran, my drummer in Sad Giants, graphic design extraordinaire, and pizza connoisseur to discuss our albums of the year and/or how disappointing some of our favorite bands have been. We played a pre-crawl party for the Santa Crawl and then did the crawl afterward!

Nik Taro and Nick Josten join your host, Sam Corbin, and the greatest podcast producer ever, Bobby Benedict, to ask questions about stuff. John Hodgman has 2 dicks.

Nick is building a gingerbread house, I'm loopy on several kinds of drugs. Here's a quick one for you, lovelies.

I sit down with Nick to talk about how crazy musicals are, the era of George Bush television, Jack Black as Batman, and some other shit.

Me and Nick dissect my brain some more. 

It's been 3 years of me releasing podcasts on this stream and somehow people continue to like it. Well, hopefully this one will be the one that changes everyone's minds! We talk shit about women, Italian people, we talk about how much we love Louis CK and hate Nanette or whatever her name is, we talk about metal and then we talk shit about military bases and cops cause that's how we roll. Please, please pull clips from this and ruin my life, I need to be bullied by strangers on the internet.

Nick and Austin are here, you guys are here, let's make this a podcast listening. I talk about my recent trip to San Francisco, and then there's some other shit.

Sam Corbin is here, we have some salty ones, I get stalked by a right-wing coffee shop who "loves everybody", and then I talk shit about Ayn Rand. Also, I have a new room for comedy! Hands off you Reno vultures, shit's mine.

I sit down with my Dad again and realize that I'm also a fuckin' narc. This is a long-ass episode with some special songs at the end for the spooky season!

We had Sam Corbin captive so we figured why not make him do another episode of his podcast! So Austin and I try to educate Sam on some shit but I can't remember what it was, you'll just have to listen.

Sam Corbin is here, man, he is racist. Just kidding, listen to this one. It's funny!

Austin and I are back from Savage Henry Comedy Festival and boy do we have stuff to say about it. Honestly less than you'd think. We go over our favorite moments, what our shows were like, and then we talk for a real long time about decorating.

IT'S EPISODE 150 MOTHERFUCKERS. Nick's here, Austin's here, I'm here. We get silly, we talk shit, I make wild sound clips for people to pull and ruin my career later in life. We don't talk about mental health anymore because you assholes ruined it.

Guess what guys, my dad's here. We do his podcast and then seamlessly transition into a nice episode of The Petri Dish. Wanna know where I get my long-winded nature? Look no further than this episode.

Nick Josten and I get motherfucking philosophical, are we our brother's keeper? Where do we draw the boundary on caring? Is my generation going to be the new dustbowl farmers? Was Ad Astra a good movie? Take a listen.