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The Royal Pains consist of two Southern Belles, Craig and Leslie! We will be discussing a wide range of topics ranging from A to Z, or as we like to say down south, from soup to nuts. To make note though we will be discussing topics that concern the GLBT


    • Nov 20, 2013 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 42 EPISODES


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    TRP48: Crazy Pumpkin Seeds!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2013


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-350-3609 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 48

    TRP47: Brains!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2013


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 47

    TRP46: Gabbing In The Garden…

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2013


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 46

    TRP45: The Two Tyrellas!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2013


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 45

    TRP44: Five Years On Crack!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2013


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 44

    TRP43: A Grinch Done Ate My Baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2013


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 43

    TRP42: Bebitched!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2012


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 42

    TRP41: Cluck Cluck…MuthaFucka!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2012


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 41

    TRP40: Movie Night!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2012


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 40

    TRP39: Happy Anniversary!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2012


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 39

    TRP38: White Hooker Babies!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2011


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 38

    TRP37: 12-21-12

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2011


    We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 37

    TRP36: BOO BITCH!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2011


    Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 36! BOO BITCH! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains […]

    TRP35: Hungry, Hungry, Juicy Bitches!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2011


    Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 35! Hungry, Hungry, Juicy Bitches! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The […]

    TRP34: 50's Smifties…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2011


    Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 34! 50’s Smifties! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains […]

    TRP33: Going Down to South Park!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2011


    Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 33! Going Down to South Park! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email […]

    TRP32: Kiss My Fat Ass!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2011


      Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 32! 3 Fatties Fight Back! ! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple […]

    TRP31: Our 3rd Anniversary!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2011


    All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 31! Our 3rd AnniversaryHello ! Sorry for it being so late! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-338-0572 Leave a comment here on our […]

    Please Update Your Feed/Subscription…

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2010


    Hi All! If you are unable to download The Royal Pains Podcast here is how you fix it. *Open iTunes * Advanced * Subscribe To Podcast * Copy and Paste this link:   http://feeds.feedburner.com/trp69 * Then Click “Ok” Craig Download: Update File

    TRP30: Hot Mess!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2010


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 30! Thanks to Spanking Bea Arthur for our hilarious pod-art! She obviously had one to many drinks that night! Sorry for it being so late! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to […]

    TRP29: The Big Adjustment!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2010


      Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 29! This is our first show after I arrived in Canada. Sorry for it being so late! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback […]

    TRP28: It's My Party Bitch!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2010


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 28! This is our last show recorded together before I leave for Canada! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-338-0572 Leave a comment […]

    TRP27: Update!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2010


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 27! This is a quick update to let you know we are still out there! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-426-0995 Leave […]

    TRP26: Happy Late Ostara

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2010


      Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 26! We talk about a variety of things! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. […]

    TRP25: Rubber Suit Monsters! RAWR!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2009


    Mothra -v- Godzilla! Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 25! We talk about Rubber Suit Monsters! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our […]

    TRP24: Religious Talk!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2009


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 24! We talk about Ourselves and Religion! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send […]

    TRP23: The X-Files!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2009


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 23! We talk about the The X-Files! We Ramble as usual! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here […]

    TRP22: Buyer Beware!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2009


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 22! The GLBT Community is the suck right now! Obama gets an “F.” We Ramble as usual! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback […]

    TRP21: Queer As Folk!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2009


      Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 21! We have an in-depth discussion concerning an email we recieved. We also talk about Queer As Folk! We Ramble as usual! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact […]

    TRP20: An Update…My Ass!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2009


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 20! There is no main topic of discussion…this is basically a rambling episode. Sorry for the lack of sound quality. We decided to record with a hand held voice recorder. We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! […]

    TRP19: Hit Me Baby One More Time!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2009


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains episode 19! Our main topic of discussion today is Britney Spears. We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on […]

    TRP18: 1st Anniversary!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2009


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains episode 18! Our main topic of discussion today is our first anniversary as podcasters. We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you!  Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here […]

    TRP17: Tenchi Muyo

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2008


    Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains episode 17! Our main topic of discussion today is our favorite anime, Tenchi Muyo. We recorded using skype so please forgive the sound. This is the first time we have used skype to record. Please write or call in for our next show, which is our 1st anniversary […]

    TRP16: Y'all Suck!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2008


    Y’all Suck! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 16

    TRP15: Hello Out There!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2008


    Hello Out There! Episode 15 is now available! Sorry about the lack of show notes or details. We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie […]

    TRP12: Ring My Bell…

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2008


    Welcome to episode 12 of The Royal Pains. UFOs, lesbian sex, and pumpkins! We talk about our favorite past-time! Join us as we laugh and have a wonderful time! —Show Notes— 1. Voicemail and E-Mail 2. Personal Updates 3. A New Hubby 4. Art Bell, Phil Hendry, Don and Mike 5. NPR We want to […]

    TRP11: The Purge!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2008


    Welcome to episode 11 of The Royal Pains. We purge ugly demons! We close the book on messy folks in our lives both past and present. Join us as we spew bile! —Show Notes— 1. Voicemail and E-Mail 2. Personal Updates 3. Disgusting Romanian Boy 4. Mutant Colon Boy 5. Hair Queen and Scat Queen […]

    TRP10: Glamazons on the Loose!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2008


    Welcome to episode 10 of The Royal Pains. We discuss one of our favorite tv shows of all time, Absolutely Fabulous. Join us as we discuss Patsy and Edina! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. […]

    TRP09: Sailor Moon Extravaganza!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2008


    Welcome to episode 9 of The Royal Pains. We discuss one of our favorite animes of all time, Sailor Moon. Join us as we discuss Serena and the girls! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send […]

    TRP05: Xena…On the Rag!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2008


    Welcome to episode 5! Xena…on the Rag! Leslie and I had an enjoyable time with this show. Lots of laughter and bitterness to be had by all! How about you listen to find out what we talked about! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call us on our […]

    TRP03: Faith, Family, and Briginossa!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2008


    Well episode three is a hell-a-mess of a show. We give lots of shout-outs to our wonderful listeners, and fellow podcasters. Weegie is due some lessons! The origins of “The Royal Pains.” Slaves and Daddies! Artists wanted! Faith, Family, and Briginossa. Sex talk…well a one sided version of it anyway. We want to hear from […]

    TRP02: A Whole Bunch of Hot Mess!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2008


    In our second episode we talk about a wide range of topics, ranging from local GLBT groups all the way to getting it on a bathroom floor! We hope you enjoy the show! Here is our favorite celebrity(minor) at the moment, but before you view this listen to the podcast first to get the context! […]

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