Weekly football podcast. If you like your football chat shambolic then this is the show for you.
Josh Barnes, Joe Woodcock, Luca Van Dresh
This week we look at whether fan protests can make a difference at the highest levels of the game. We get Joe's views on last weeks Tottenham chat, as well as discussing the prospect of a British Premier League. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
We're readying legal action as the Premier League has stolen from us. We also discuss the "Super Six" and their potential punishments, along with what's next for Mourinho and Spurs. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
This weeks big questions are: Can City win the quadruple? Who gets into Europe? And is it time to redefine the "Big 6"? We don't know but all we do know is Josh has got his draws mixed up, Chelsea are winning a double and the San Marinish are slugs. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
This week the big questions are... Should Harry Kane leave Spurs? Will Fulham stay up? And how does Klopp fix Liverpool? Find out our worthless opinions right here. Ans don't forget to follow us on Twitter for more ramblings @UpfrontThree
It's been over a month but we're back and we've shaken up the format a bit. Don't worry though we're as incompetent as ever. This week we tackle the three big questions on everyone's lips. Can anyone stop City? Is VAR exposing referees? And who is the best player in the league? Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
It's Freaky Friday part 2, as it turns out we have already called an episode Freaky Friday in the past. Arsenal and Chelsea have had a change in fortunes, is Frank in trouble? Could Old Wet Eyes win the league? Also Josh's bottom is sore from sitting on the fence so fucking much!!! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
Hi everyone, we here at Three Upfront hope you're having a good Christmas, we know Boris cancelled it but that won't stop us from making it worse for you. Listen to our latest hot (shit) takes on all the Premier League's goings on and perhaps we'll see you in the gooch! Merry Christmas!
Liverpool look lively, Arsenal get the moral victory and will we finally meet Luca's wrath? Please like, subscribe, review, whatever you can do will help us massively. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
We have all the big match ups this week... Jurgen Klopp Vs Des Kelly, Baby with a gun Vs Monkey with a gun and of course Giant Gregg Wallace Vs 15,000 Daisy May Coopers! Join us, you might just have some fun. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
Is Arteta the Spanish Steve Bruce? Can Spurs win the title? Are we living in a nightmare? We don't know but if you want to hear our opinions anyway come and join us! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
Today we talk about some Madagascan madness and ask where are all the Wolfgangs at? Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
It's goals galore again. There's a bit of a Freaky Friday going on. Sorry for a bit of a tinny sound. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
Is Gunnersaurus a Gunner or a Goner? Liverpool are royally pumped, Spurs did a thing and the Dogs of War march on!!! Follow us on twitter @UpfrontThree
Leicester look luscious, Eric's got diarrhea, we talk about the bald fraud and the game's gone!! Also listen until the end to hear some of the best names from football history! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review!
Christensen crushes Mané, Kepa keeps fluffing and Evra gets liable! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Don't forget to leave a review!
It was a weekend for the debutantes, we had Wonderful Willian, Golden Gabriel, Cracking Castagne, Winning Wilson and Hero Hendrick. If I've missed off your favourite player I don't care, I got sick of alliteration. Anyway enjoy the show from the first Premier League weekend of the 20/21 season and don't forget to leave a rating, subscribe, all that good stuff... also if you haven't already had enough of us talking shit we're on Twitter @UpfrontThree
We have predictions! Who's going to win the League? (Chelsea*) Who's going to have the top scorer? (Chelsea**) Who had the best signing? (Chelsea***) *According to Joe **According to Joe ***According to Joe Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
The Hammers at the double and we had some FA Cup action. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
We bring some rapid analysis of the first two Premier League games since lockdown ended. Expect Hawkeye, David Luiz and Timo Werner.
The wait is nearly over. The return of the Premier League is right around the corner. No more of that dreary continental bollocks. ENGERLAND!!
Football is back and we're back! We'll be discussing the Premier League return, The Bundesliga and an 8ft Steve Bruce playing upfront for Newcastle... and he has cannons for eyes. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
A short and sweet episode this week from your two favourites of the trio. Italy is in shut down. Games all over Europe are being played behind closed doors. But, Mourinho's Spurs are still a shambles. Here at Three Upfront we are thankful to see some normality still exists. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Listen to us from all good podcast providers
LIVERPOOL LOSE!!!!! Some other stuff also happened... Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
We're back after an extended winter break and we've got some questions. Why won't Martial smile? How much cocaine do TV advertisers do? And why do footballers love to star in said adverts? Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree and listen to us on all good podcast providers.
Liverpool woos, Bournemouth woes and Arsenal whatevers in this weeks pod. Come for the Nigel Pearson chat, stay for the depressed anti Liverpool ramblings.
Just the two once again, we talk Liverpool success (as usual), Spurs failure (as usual) and Pearson being a crazy bastard (as usual.)
So that's it, the end of another decade, all of us inevitably closer to death than we were at the beginning of it. At least we can crown the Everton Cup winners for the decade (spoiler, it's Everton) and fittingly we get to welcome Uncle Moysey back to the Premier League.
So managers are getting nasty, turns out Son is a dirty shit, and could we have gone to war with Algeria? Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
It's Election week and Big Dunc is back, City are stalling and Joe has had enough. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Listen to us on all good podcast providers!
We're back as a trio and we're discussing whether Liverpool should set up a managers shelter, we find out Vardy is a bully, and we ask hasMourinho has switched bodies with Ranieri? Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
Only a few hours left so make sure you register to vote, only two of us again this week but we should be back to a threesome next week... Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
He's Back Baby!!! Welcome back, we've missed you José. Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
Good Ebening, this week Garth gets implicitly sexual but don't worry, we're keeping our hands in natural positions! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree and listen to us on all good podcast providers...
Last minute goals keep the title race boring, Manchester United's 'good run' is over and Joe whacks out his golden balls.
Who's league form is Josh responsible for, which manager has a trendy new catchphrase and who exactly is going to rise out of the ashes like a phoenix. Find out on this weeks episode of Three Upfront.
VAR VAR VAR, Hall of Fame curve ball, and I forgot to hit record... Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
We are back as a threesome, which begs the question, which Spurs player is having it away? Listen to us on all good podcasting outlets! Email us at threeupfront@outlook.com and give us a follow on Twitter @UpfrontThree !
Only two of us AGAIN!! This week Garth has a go at hod carriers, Hodgson thinks Benteke is shit (don't we all), and WE WANT CORRESPONDENCE!!! Email us at threeupfront@outlook.com or tweet us @UpfrontThree Listen to us on Podbean, Acast, Spotify and Apple Podcasts!!
Josh goes missing once again, Adrian Chiles pulls a big rock and we discuss what exactly it would take for Ed Woodward to lose his job. Listen to us on your favourite podcast provider and vote for your favourite cult leader by following @UpFrontThree on twitter!
Joe hates kids, Southampton smells of Mark Hughes, and we discuss whether David Luiz is a double agent!! Listen to us on Podbean, Acast, Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree or email us at threeupfront@outlook.com
Sunday was derby day, Josh can't say anonymity and Luca is indeed revealed to be Statman! Listen to us on Podbean, Acast, Spotify and now even Apple Podcasts! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree and get in contact via threeupfront@outlook.com
This week we are Two Upfront, Joe's missing, Ashley Barnes is gutted, and it's Rashford's turn to miss a penalty. Follow us on twitter @UpfrontThree Listen to us on Podbean, Acast, Spotify and the Podcast App!!!
This week we have more VAR chat. Does Firmino have Claude Makelele syndrome? And a seagull shat on Joe.... Don't forget to follow us on twitter @UpfrontThree or you can email us at threeupfront@outlook.com You can listen to us on Podbean, Acast, Spotify and iTunes!!!
VAR the Brexit of Football, Darius Vassell drills his toe, Go Watch Mr Blobby and Garth Crooks on Youtube!!! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Listen to us on Podbean, Acast, Spotify and now iTunes!!!
Footballs back, we're back, and all the mindless drivel you could want is just a click away! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Listen to us on Podbean, Acast, Spotify, and soon to be one more (sssshhh it's a secret)
So Joe is absolutely miserable during the recording of this episode, and personally, Luca and I love it! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Listen to us on Podbean, Acast and Spotify!!!
And now the end is near, And so I face the final kick-off, Other fans, they may sneer, But I will claim the penalty was soft, I've lived the life of ball, I've been to each and every away day, And more much more than this, We did it Sky's way Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Also check us out on Spotify!
Chelsea get top 4!!!, Spurs lose their heads (but it doesn't really matter) and Mike Tyson visits M&S... Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Listen to us on Podbean, Acast and Spotify!!!
Fulham are the worst, West Ham love a derby and who even wants top 4??? Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Listen to us on Podbean, Acast & Spotify!
No one wants top 4, Walcott has a bright future ahead, and how do Fulham fans feel??? Listen to us on Podbean, Acast and Spotify Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree
Josh isn't here because his girlfriend wears the trousers... Today we ask, who will be Premier League Champions? who will be PFA Player of the Year? We also ask Fergie to very kindly FUCK OFF! Follow us on Twitter @UpfrontThree Listen to us on Podbean, Acast and Spotify!