Traffic Therapy

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dark,Not a creature was stirring, except for the shark.The stocking were hung by the chimney with care,But unfortunately Christmas was canceled that year.Perhaps 'cause the temperature had gotten too toastyOr perhaps 'cause the Christmas ghosts had gotten too ghosty.But I heard, as a Netflix special started to play,Hey, check out my dreidel, it's made out of clay.Track List1. A Christmas Proposal2. Jaws Reboot3. Shark Therapy4. I Wish We Could Have a White Christmas (original song)5. Underwear Therapy (brought to you by Sheath)6. The Ghost of Christmas Whenever

Imagine, if you dare, your greatest fear. Perhaps it’s a café that’s actually a NPR show. Or it may be a mermaid stockpiling nuclear weapons. Or a magical talking gym bag, an electrified tenor, or a lengthy download untimely interrupted. The mere thought of such terrors could understandably drive you to hid in your neighbor’s refrigerator; your only solace being the knowledge that such things are only possible in… The Mysterious Dimension.Track List1. Oh What a Night2. Thingamabombs3. Reboot4. Terry Gross' Fresh Coffee5. The Mysterious Dimension (brought to you by Sheath)6. Kavanaugh (parody of Havana by Camila Cabello)7. In My Fridge8. Gym BagClick here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! Want more? Visit our website at TrafficTherapyPodcast.com and follow us on twitter and instagram.

Remember back when you'd go to your friend's house after school and play video games for hours and eat junk food and not worry about the giant nearby volcano threatening to erupt? Where have the years gone? Are they in some lost city? Perhaps out in the vast reaches of space, that final frontier... all I know is my conscience wants me to give my custom character more hair.I'm thrilled this episode features the song Shigeru Miyamoto, by Jonathan Mann from his original work, "The Mario Opera." Keen listeners of Traffic Therapy may have noticed we occasionally, and very subtly, reference musicals. I guess musicals are similar to audio dramas, and one of my favorites has been "The Mario Opera" since I first heard it in high school. Be sure to check out Jonathan Mann's other work at www.jonathanmann.net. He's been busy writing a new song every day since 2009. That must be like... fifty songs by now.Track List1. Custom Character2. Vulcanologist3. Hair4. Conscience5. Shigeru Miyamoto (original song from "The Mario Opera" by Jonathan Mann)6. Tri-Dimensional Chess7. Lost City (Sponsored by Sheath)8. The Most Challenging GameClick here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! Want more? Visit our website at TrafficTherapyPodcast.com and follow us on twitter and instagram.Excavating any lost cities soon? Use the promo code BEAST when shopping at sheathunderwear.com!

What you see isn't always what you get. For instance, that peanut butter and spaghetti sandwich may actually be a chocolate vase. But hey, if someone offers you a free sample, why not try it? Remember in 2006 when everyone was shaking soda cans and eating green eggs? I don't, but then again, I'm not a superhero like SuperHeroMan.Track List1. Anti-Custom Sandwiches2. 2006 Called3. Antiques Roadshow4. Don't Shake That Soda Can!5. SuperHeroMan Press Conference (Sponsored by Sheath)6. Green Eggs and Ham7. Free Sample8. The Foley ArtistWhat you hear will always be what you get when you click here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! Want more? Visit our website at TrafficTherapyPodcast.com and follow us on twitter and instagram.

Episode 10, "Batman Salad." Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na SALAAAAAD!Track List1. Salad2. Emergency Broadcast3. Batman Salad4. Mac, PC, and Liam Neeson5. John Jacob Jingleheimer SchmidtThe only thing healthier than salad is laughter. Never miss a serving by clicking here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! Want more? Visit our website at TrafficTherapyPodcast.com and follow us on twitter and instagram.

Episode 9, “Do You Hear the People Pick a Flag Color?” What’s the secret of my success? Well, it all goes back to this one time I pitched an idea for a Baby TV network about Baristas who lived under my bed. It was such a hit, it started a revolution! But I digress.... or do I?Track List1. Elevator Pitch2. There’s Barista Under My Bed!3. Baby Entertainment4. Do You Hear the People Pick a Flag Color?5. The Secret of My SuccessYour time is valuable. That’s why it only takes us 15 minutes to fill your day with laughter. Never miss a fill-up by clicking here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! Want more? Visit our website at TrafficTherapyPodcast.com and follow us on twitter and instagram.

Episode 8, “Guacamole Money.” Summer’s here! And that means it’s back! My third, jelly-averse personality, that is. But relax, as long as you’re gellin’, it’s only a matter of time before you win American Ninja Warrior and are rolling in that guacamole money!Track List1. It's Back!2. American Ninja Warrior3. Gellin'4. Guacamole Money (original song)5. Jekyll and Hyde and ClydeMake every commute a vacation by clicking here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! For more sketches and info, visit our website at traffictherapypodcast.com and on twitter and instagram.

Episode 7, "Music of the Night." Who is that mysterious apparition haunting the Paris Opera House? And why does he never tip? What a rude rudy! As any lawyer who was recently a cow will tell you, if you don't tip, you'll be scolded over the phone small discrepancies. That's all the announcements, now the enjoy the show!Track List1. Pre-show Announcements2. Legal Advice3. Square Tipping4. Music of the Night5. A Few Notes6. Post-show Announcements

Episode 6, "Marvel's Predictive Text Avengers." What an age we live in; there are videos on the internet of baby animals so cute, not even Batman can resist, phones can do so many things... including feel unimaginable pain, and have you tried the cheesecake at Mindy's? Have you? HAVE YOU? We've even got a sketch written my a computer. Thanks to Botnik, we uploaded the script to Marvel's Avengers and it used predictive text to write a sketch. Visit http://botnik.org/ to learn more about how computers will soon replace writers. Track List1. Alfred Shows Batman a Video of Baby Panda in the Zoo2. Low Battery Pain3. Marvel's Predictive Text Avengers4. Eat the Cheesecake5. Batman Shows the Justice League a Video of a Baby Panda in the Zoo6. Credits (sung to Bohemian Rhapsody) Hear every episode and so much more by clicking here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! For more sketches and info, visit our website at traffictherapypodcast.com

Episode 5, "Train Titanic." Do you like sand? I mean, do you really like sand? Well then you'll love this episode! Have a mediocre time with Mr. Lincoln, find out if Terry Gross every gets around to interviewing her guest, and witness one of the most famous tragic steam train sinkings in history. And if you didn't used to fear napkins mysteriously appearing in your pockets, you will now. 1. Sand2. Mediocre Moments with Mr. Lincoln3. Long NPR Intro4. Pocket Napkins (original song)5. Train TitanicHear every episode and so much more by clicking here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! For more sketches and info, visit our website at traffictherapypodcast.com

Can Neo and Trinity save Morpheus from the Agents? Neo faces the ultimate test to find out if he is The One... or if he just likes making sound effects with his mouth. ALSO!!! Every wonder how a sketch gets written? Hear the backstory of how the idea for this sketch went from a voice memo recorded while driving to the final product!For more sketches and info, visit our website at traffictherapypodcast.com

Traffic Therapy presents Episode 4, "Spicy, Spicy, Spice Mines." Listen closely to more audio sketch comedy, but not too close or you may be hit by a chargin rhino, accosted by every manager ever, or interogated by the Empire. Who knows? Even if you're not The One for me, I'll always keep a special place for you in my heart, because my love is, in a VERY literal sense, like the ocean. 1. Live Charging Rhino2. Every Manager Ever #13. The One4. Ocean of My Love (original song)5. Spicy, Spicy, Spice Mines6. Every Manager Ever #2Hear every episode and so much more by clicking here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! For more sketches and info, visit our website at traffictherapypodcast.com

Traffic Therapy Episode 3 "Town of Toms" 1. "X" Marks the Spot 2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 3. Mindy's Sold 132 Billion Slices of Cheesecake 4. Macaroni Shark

1. Fervor 2. Loyalty Card 3. Tax Dollars 4. Back to the Future With More Yelling 5. Artists' Workshop

Episode 1 "Town of Toms" 1. My Heart's a Stereo 2. Complimentary Toiletries 3. Town of Toms 4. Semiconductor 5. Octopus Indiana Jones