Two Sides of Nowhere

This week, we tell stories about Halley’s Comet, rank the coolest planets in the Solar System, and christen the Great Planetary Wager.

This week, we ramble about reintroducing saber tooth tigers, Bigfoot hunters not *disliking* the drugs, and what country one could form out of pure penguin urine

In this 3rd People's Championship Special, we break down October 3rd's Tour de Tecumseh in which Harry "The Pink Panther" Callewaert retains his title by just 10 minutes.

This week, Harry and returning special guest Joe Nero ramble about mentors, teachers, and guides before thinking about how we might like to be remembered.

This week, we ramble about friendship, St. Peter's relics, and why Harry would be the most annoying trophy husband in the world.

This week, we unveil the new format for Two Sides of Nowhere going forward and establish that we do actually love each other. See you in the new era!

In this special, we ramble about the most iconic calls in sports history, discuss Jim Nantz’s crystal ball moments, and uncover that Chris doesn’t think horse people are people.

This week, we recap the unbelievably dramatic Match 2, create the Tour de Tecumseh, and have special guest Carlos Westbrook on the show.

This week, we introduce Harry "Goggins" Callewaert, show some love to Joe Kelly, and delve into Chris' questionable cardio.

In this special, we preview and review The Match held this past weekend at En-Joie Golf Club in Endicott, NY to decide the inaugural TSON People's Champ.

This week, we ramble about Oprah Winfrey, going to Mars, and how Chris doesn't know about sand dunes yet.

This week, we ramble about Saudi Money, gambling problems, and the breaking news that Chris has mob ties.

This week, we ramble about hoarding toilet paper, the TSON high-diving championships, and Trump's recent announcement that Chris will be serving as the Navy SEALS' next 'Tiger Lure'.

This week, we ramble about personal butlers, Corona arbitrage, and how Michael looks like Yao Ming's illegitimate child.

This week, we ramble about purpose, Steph Curry, and Joe's dream to coach professional basketball.

This week, we ramble about the TSON School of Medicine, watching Jason Derulo in 'Cats', and how Chris looks like the poster child for Spirit Airlines.

This week, we ramble about the upcoming documentary about Harry's glutes, fighting the sun, and how Chris should explain the 6ft statue of the Brit's likeness to his future wife.

This week, we ramble about Kobe Bryant, sports fraud, and when Chris will learn to spell at a 4th grade level.

This week, we ramble about Antonio Brown, the greatest conspiracy theories, and why Chris looks like the 2009 Macaulay Culkin of Jimmy Neutron's

In this special, we break down Conor McGregor vs. Cowboy Cerrone, make our picks for the UFC 246 Card, and Chris finds out how much he looks like athletic Joe Pesci.

In this Bold Predictions Special, we ramble about the B.S. Olympics, the Last Prince Harry Standing, and why Chris used all three of his wishes on looking like Toad from Super Mario.

In this All-Decade Special, we ramble about new countries, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, and Chris' plan to challenge Bigfoot for the Hide & Seek Belt.

This week, we ramble about the Marine Corps, brotherhood, and Bryan's longtime dream to look like buff Ellen.

In this Christmas Special, we ramble about the Neighborhood SWATch, 'Savages', and that time Chris turned out to be Eminem working at Circle K.

This week, we ramble about being friends with President Obama, Aliens vs. Bigfoot, and the fact that Will can't read.

This week, we ramble about working at Motel 6, Tiger Woods, and how Chris has the roundest head in the world.

This week, we ramble about fake pandas, all the guys named Snake, and the song we're playing at Chris' funeral.

This week, we ramble about the moon landing, DJ Khaled, and why Andys has a "stake" in the Botswanan legislature.

This week, we ramble about underwater pumpkin carving, "down in the polls" Bill Clinton, and how Chris looks like a lifeguard for Uber Pool.

This week, we ramble about Jerries, Antarctica, and why Hunter looks like the last thing a buffalo wild wing ever sees.

This week, we ramble about miniature horses on airplanes, the People's Championship Belt, and when Chris will leave the nest.

This week, we ramble about Free Solo, seeing the matrix, and why Chris supports salary caps in baseball.

This week, we ramble about OJ Simpson's Twitter, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and how Chris can monetize the fact that he looks like the after picture of a Rogaine commercial.

This week, we ramble about the top 5 U.S. Presidents in MMA, Hunter S. Thompson's daily routine, and the fact that Chris could not look more Serbian.

This week, we ramble about getting whacked, entering the spin zone, and why Chris looks like Oscar from Shark Tale.

My name is Harry Callewaert and I'm a storyteller. Welcome to Thesis—my mini-series about the recurring stories that shape us. This episode, I'm interested in Monty Python's Life of Brian, Benjamin Harrison, and how ideas go from freakshows to innovations

My name is Harry Callewaert and I'm a storyteller. Welcome to Thesis—my mini-series about the recurring stories that shape us. This episode, I'm interested in Gotye's Somebody that I Used to Know, Relegation in the Premier League, and what they have to say about talent.

This week, we ramble about Brooks Koepka, UFC 240, and the fact that Chris looks like a shaved Labrador.