Words Of Crom

In which our heroes are introduced by Dan's phone. In a week in which Andy Murray won Wimbledon, sport is discussed.... Politics, would Phil vote Labour if they resurrected Hitler and put him in charge of the party? Dan expresses opinions on politics...without really knowing what hes talking about.

In which, Stew refuses to introduce the podcast and Dan tries to convince that hes a good liar and fails. With the end of Game of Thrones on TV, the lads discuss the Red Wedding from different perspectives; those who have read but not watched, watched and not read, and both. Dan dislikes some casting choices because of good looks. Phil laments Feast for Crows. Again. Who would the guys be if the others could choose?

In which, Dan messes up a Simpsons speech, pre E3 the Xbox One hardware reveal is discussed. Just what is socially acceptable to feed a dog?

In which, the talk continues from last week, so Phil and Stew are already drunk. Wasps. Natures bastard. Spiders. Natures 8 legged bastard. Koalas. Natures whores. The aforementioned animals are discussed, Phil wonders what Moth Dust really is, Stewart goes in depth to his extreme aversion to flying things.

The boys reunite after a small hiatus and Phil and Stew get drunk. Reality TV is generally mocked, Canine/animal deaths in films, including an Otter than drowns?! Will Smith – Legend? Dan spells “difficulty” and wants to teach 5 year olds about Hubris. In a precursor to the next episode, we segue onto things that scared us as kids. Stew reveals how he used to sleep as a child, when scared. Phil and Dan completely lose their shit at the revelation.

In this milestone episode, the lads talk about their worst ever first dates. Crying, fighting drunks, shouting, more crying, laughing at cancer patients… we run the full gamut.

n which, the boys discuss haircuts and songs they hate which people seem to love. Stew shouts at everyone when they reveal some musical guilty pleasures. Check wordsofcrom.com for the full listing of links for the music videos we selected.

In which, our heroes discuss Stewart's new Dovakiin-ish ink, Dan admits lusting after pensioners and Jason and the Argonaughts causes an argument. Stew and Phil remake the Titanic with archive footage of the Bismark.

In which, the lads discuss the gritty fantasy epic A Song of Ice and Fire, then who they would most likely shag from the series and if they were in it, what they would likely be. Then, being pros, seamlessly segue into video games…again, before rounding out with some comic book chat. Also includes the worlds sweariest intro on the pod to date.

In which the lads discuss what would happen if they find £100k and their plans with it. Later, meandering back to video games and get Dan to admit that there is such a thing as a bad album by a good band.

In which, the lads welcome back Dans teeth.

In which, Dan reveals some very 1950s inspired opinions and talks about stripping down to his underwear with policemen, inserting his fingers where he probably shouldn’t and his travel next travel plans, from which me may never return. Stew shares the greatest holiday story ever, in which he takes on organised crime and wins.

In which, Dan is quized on who of the rest he thinks is most likely to come out as Gay, the others respond. Dan has car trouble and is rescued by unlikely sources, later Nick and Dan accidentally go dogging while scouting a filming location.

In which, the guys sit down and chat, at Dans behest… about their favorite Disney films and those films which tug at the heart strings so much it makes their eyes leak. The films, music and games of 2012 are looked back on. Stew wages a one man crusade against the middle class and tries to prove how much more working class he is than any one else on the planet, ever.

In which, the boys talk the best Christmas songs. Then argue about them.

In which, the boys don their tin foil hats and discuss Project: Blue Beam, Denver Airport, and more. Dan sleeps with the fish. Like Troy McLure.

In which, Stew wonders about the addictive properties of Wale Sperm and begins his campaign to become the next Alan Wicker. We share the most memorable bus journeys we have had. Could Dan portray the least menacing Nazi in television/film?

In which, the boys discuss Bond films and attack Phil for not liking Bond anymore. More video game chat. WordsOfCrom.com @WordsOfCrom facebook.com/WordsOfCrom

In which, Stew is away so Phil, Nick and Dan discuss matters of the Throne. Horrific discoveries in the toilets at pubs and clubs. Phil shares some terrible, terrible ingenuity when it comes to queuing for a urinal. Which are the best weapons in video games? WordsOfCrom.com @WordsOfCrom facebook.com/WordsOfCrom

In Which, the boys ask Dan shotgun based ethics question. The best video games sequels are discussed, as well as the worst.