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62 episodes with criterionauts
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Join us for another week of laughter, TV shows, streaming, movies and all things entertainment. THIS WEEK Dan and Paul catch up on all the things they've been watching, which this week includes: Killing Eve, Ford vs Ferrari, Utopia, Flood, The Walking Dead: World Beyond, Fear the Walking Dead and so much more. Our movie review of the week is the 2019 action adventure move - Alita: Battle Angel, staring Rosa Salazar as Alita, Christoph Waltz as Dr. Ido and Mahershala Ali as Vector. This one is a must watch! Our peak performances are in for Charlize Theron and Tom Hanks. Plus we have the usual collection of highly curated news stories. What more could you want in a weekly podcast. Come and have a listen. EPISODE TITLE This week's episode title is dedicated to Sophie Holland for referring to us as "Creatives in the entertainment industry" in her Instagram post. We loved it. RUNNING ORDER 02m47s | What we've been watching 27m42s | The Walking Dead: World Beyond & Fear the Walking Dead 43m45s | Podcast shoutout: Criterionauts 46m19s | Alita: Battle Angel review 56m47s | News 66m35s | Mailbag 70m07s | Peak Performances - Charlize Theron & Tom Hanks GET IN TOUCH support us on Patreon follow us on Instagram tweet us @HalfMeasuresPod talk to us on Discord follow us on Facebook visit our site halfmeasurespodcast.com This episode of Half Measures is brought to you by Time Travelling TeamP
Join Joey and Chris for some goo filled metaphors of questionable pacing.
Join Joey and Chris for some goo filled metaphors of questionable pacing.
Don't forget to pledge now for your commemorative tote.(there is no tote)
Don't forget to pledge now for your commemorative tote.(there is no tote)
Don't forget to pledge now for your commemorative tote.(there is no tote)
Don't forget to start the timer during prelude.
Don't forget to start the timer during prelude.
Hey y’all. This week Jonah is called out of town for mysterious reasons and good friend/alternate timeline Jonah and Better Call Saul Insider podcast host Chris McCaleb stops by. He confronts us about why he’s never on with Jonah and frankly has a point. But then Music Neüs starts and he straps into the experience that the NY Times has called “earth shattering” and the NY Post has also called “earth gluing back together” It’s nice that the press can appreciate us. Finally we do a little deep dive into ole Pops Satctmo hisself. Its a very Mardi Gras episode! Check out the best in BTS podcasting with Chris on the Better Call Saul Insider Podcast, his CRITERIONAUTS podcast and the RUBRIC podcast. Oh yeah, he also edits on Better Call Saul. M-F'er be complaining about how little we have him on. Maybe do less than 3 podcasts, Chris! SONGS West Midlands- Dinosaur The Extra Action Marching Band- The Honorable Decry of the Shit Stall Lean The New Birth Brass Band- Who Dat Called Da Police Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris' Assignment: RADaptations. Joey's Submission: Mortal Kombat. Does it stand up to Chris' RUBRIC?!? Let's watch...
Learn and laugh along with your chuckle buddies in this hilarious romp of torture and 4th wall breaking remotes.
Learn and laugh along with your chuckle buddies in this hilarious romp of torture and 4th wall breaking remotes.
Learn and laugh along with your chuckle buddies in this hilarious romp of torture and 4th wall breaking remotes.
Criterionauts Joey Reinisch and Chris McCaleb try out their new show idea. A movie discussion show on a graded curve. Assignment: The Toys That Made Us. Chris' Submission: G.I. Joe The Movie Does it stand up to Joey's RUBRIC?!? Let's watch...
Hey look! Someone made a movie out of the cliff notes for that book you never read but were supposed to.
Hey look! Someone made a movie out of the cliff notes for that book you never read but were supposed to.
Hey look! Someone made a movie out of the cliff notes for that book you never read but were supposed to.
Life. Mother. Tree. Movie. Sorta. Kinda. Vagina fish. Ghost mom. Father. Fart noise.
Life. Mother. Tree. Movie. Sorta. Kinda. Vagina fish. Ghost mom. Father. Fart noise.
Life. Mother. Tree. Movie. Sorta. Kinda. Vagina fish. Ghost mom. Father. Fart noise.
Hold on to your gallbladder.
Hold on to your gallbladder.
After over a year lost in the void, Criterionaut Joey is joined by a new co-pilot: Chris McCaleb! In a horrible initiation, the new crew dives into the deep end with a new movie from Salo director Pier Paolo Pasolini
Joey and Brian watch ______ based on a book wh___ whole fu___ing passages are missing. What the f____.
Joey and Brian struggle to remember the cast of the prequel to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls whilst talking about the media circus surrounding both movies.
Hey superfly babydoll. Grab your uppers downers, sisters and cousins for a rad fab party of perfect perversions and lots and lots of boobs.
The film explorers dive into the inspiration for the modern classic "Face-Off". Spoiler alert, there's no golden guns.
Joey and Brian watch their favorite bondage themed 90's romantic comedy about stockholm syndrome yet!
Joey and Brian get curious about Sweden and it's 60's politics...also bush. Did she touch the wiener? LETS FIND OUT.
This episode is the final nail in the coffin on proof that we can't have nice things.
Don't let the title of the movie fool you. It's ironic. Oh, you don't get it? That's because you don't get art. Art is only for smart people, you prude. Prude! I AM NOT A PRUDE.
In an upsetting change of pace, Joey and Brian find themselves yearning for a strong dose of body horror to energize this post-war nazi hotel dramedy. It's not actually a comedy.
Joey and Brian attempt to cleanse their movie watching palates with a healthy dose of schadenfreude. It doesn't work.
Joey and Brian suffer through the most unsexy sex filled movie they've seen to date. You're going to need an new Criterion score card after this one, because all the boxes are getting checked.
Joey and Brian lean into it and delve further down into the depths as they explore Lars Von Filmguy's ANTICHRIST. There's a He, a She, a dead kid, and a very heavy log.
TThe Criterionauts journey to the realm of the SCANNERS. Where buckets of plot are saved till the end, shotgun squads are decimated on the reg, and warble voiced mind talking is hard to take seriously.
The filmsplorers embark on a relatively tame mission after the harrow experiences of Salo. GDT's first Wampire feature still holds up despite all the toilet blood.
The Criterionauts face their most challenging challenge to date. Salo, or the 120 days of sodom, assaulted the brave explorers with such fury that the effects will be felt for years to come.
Mission 7 takes the Criterionauts back in time to Modern Times as they experience life through the eyes of a brain damaged factory worker known only as "The Little Tramp." Oh and there's an attractice underaged homeless girl too. Modern Times!
Criterionauts is great. Gyro Kim. Kyle Jr vs Brian Jr. Ferret Winds Robocopski Softi. Candy Party. Feach Santana. Splitting shart hairs. In Jizz. Tinybodyman. Roxxxie. Talkin' Spot. Body pillows for propping.
Our latest mission takes us to the student film filled stopmotion world of Equinox. Follow Joey and Brian as they witness films dumbest non-heroes mercifully get wiped out by a slobbery park ranger with a dick ring.
Our latest mission takes us to the student film filled stopmotion world of Equinox. Follow Joey and Brian as they witness films dumbest non-heroes mercifully get wiped out by a slobbery park ranger with a dick ring.
The Criterionauts journey to the LSD-infused, blood-soaked sex dreams of House and barely make it out with their sanity intact. Those Japanese sure know how to party. It's a super good time, you guys.
Criterionauts Reinisch and Carney embark on their first english language mission where they are treated with a shocking amount of nudity for a 50 year old movie.
Mission 2 casts our explorers into the bizzaro mysterious world of France. Where young women eat spaghetti on a daily basis, smoke, and always sleep naked. Stay tuned for fluids of all kinds, long musicless scenes, and of course... more spaghetti.
Criterionauts Joey Reinisch and Brian Carney suit up for their impossible mission. To boldly watch culturally significant movies and expand their tiny brains. We now join our heroes for their first mission: Seven Samurai. Do YOU like...films? Ughh
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