Cthulhu Light Show

For the fourth week of Cthulhu Horror Show, we're diving back into creepypasta! Join Dakota and Brian as they make fun of some terrible creepypasta, and then praise Ted the Caver for a while. The boys took a surface level approach last time, but now we're going deeper...and deeper...and deeper...."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)THOSE PICTURES I TALKED ABOUT LINKING:http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/floyd.jpghttp://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/shoes.jpghttp://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/squeeze.jpghttp://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/combo3.jpghttp://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/b.jpg

It's finally here! After hyping it up and naming their podcast after Cthulhu, Dakota and Brian are finally talking about H.P. Lovecraft's "The Call of Cthulhu!" Get ready for abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy and eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. Fun stuff!"Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

Join Brian and Dakota as they journey back to 1938 for this week's episode of Cthulhu Horror Show (that's the name now, we finally got one). Aliens are here, and they're scary! It's "The War of the Worlds," the original Orson Welles broadcast, and we kinda managed to talk about it for a while! It was hard!It's not actually a prank, by the way."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

It's the first week of Cthulhu Light Show's spooky October extravaganza! In this episode, Dakota and Brian kick the month off with a discussion of a true horror classic: John Carpenter's The Thing. It's suspenseful, it's disgusting, and it's got the best practical effects you've ever seen!MacReady do be lookin kinda sus tho...."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

What a twist! M. Night Shyamalan made an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie, and it's fucking terrible. That's right, we're beating that dead horse. Come listen to Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian ramble about a movie that nobody should ever, ever see!Super excited for the sequel, though."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

Oh no guys, comics are dead! How will they ever recover?! Oh wait, calm down. It's fine. This episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota and Brian talk about sad DC layoffs and cringe DC Fandome."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

This week on Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian definitely don't milk a previous topic to death, because they definitely aren't running out of ideas. Come listen to them ramble about Nintendo handhelds for over an hour! Come on. Don't pretend you didn't own a DS."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

There's a man in a terrible costume on the wing! This week, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian revisit the classic of all classics--The Twilight Zone. It's a mysterious show where a chain smoking man shows you all kinds of fucked up shit, man. BYOC.(bring yo own cigs, rod sure ain't gonna share)"Post Rock style Twilight Zone Theme" composed and performed by Philip Chance (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjxNlhIjhL0Os8eASdMWiQ)"Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

On this week's episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota and Brian pretend to be film critics! Tune in to hear their review of the new Amazon Prime original, "The Vast of Night." Turns out slow burns are slow! Wow!"Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

This week, Dakota and Brian try to discuss their Pokemon teams, but get side-tracked into reviewing the Pokémon Sword and Shield DLC, Isle of Armor, in their most rambling episode to date! Come listen to two depressed people be extremely critical of something they would have loved as kids! "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

If you hated last week's episode, don't even bother. It's part 2 babey!! Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian still won't shut up about their favorite Pokémon, even though nobody asked!"Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

This week, Brian and Dakota (@DakWrestleford) really commit to Cthulhu Light Show's mission statement: to deliver opinions you don't need! The boys discuss their favorite and least favorite Pokémon per generation, tackling Kanto through Sinnoh in their first two-parter! Who could possibly care less???"Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

Sometimes your childhood is so good to you that you just have to put your edgelord persona aside and have fun. Avatar: The Last Airbender is unironically great, and this week on the pod, Dakota (@DakWrestleford on Twitter and Instagram), Brian, and special guest Justin (@water-father on Tumblr) can't help but gush over it!Also, Uncle Iroh canonically fucks."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

Remember that one time a cinematic, AAA video game had a satisfying and interesting story? Naughty Dog does, and they're determined to franchise that shit or ruin it all trying. This week, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian reminisce about The Last of Us and complain about the (inaccurate?) sequel leaks, the fallout, and the future. Plus, the boys ponder the kind of legacy Naughty Dog and Neil Druckmann will leave behind. As if 2020 wasn't bad enough."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

Et tu, Universal? Who could have thought Trolls would change Hollywood forever? This week, Dakota and Brian continue their "weekly" podcast with a discussion of the struggle between at-home streaming and movie theaters, and offer their own opinions and moviegoing horror stories."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

On this week's episode, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) educates Brian (@stillaninternetghost) on the tumultuous history of Telltale Games. The boys offer their takes on the Telltale formula, and tackle a wide range of news topics, to boot! [You will remember this] "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

Cthulhu Light Show returns, one full week after the last episode, definitely not slowed down by the global pandemic. Isn't exploiting a new land for personal gain exciting? This week, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian tell you all about their first week playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons! They really liked it, guys. No, really. They did. We mean it. "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

Whips? Chains? A dommy vampire mommy? Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian sit down to discuss Netflix's Castlevania in the horniest episode of Cthulhu Light Show yet! Don't worry, it's not that weird. "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

After discussing some funny and/or disturbing news, Brian and Dakota (@DakWrestleford) discuss Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, in an effort to both capitalize on the release of PMD: Rescue Team DX, and increase Dakota's headache to catastrophic levels. Will Dakota unlock his latent psychic powers? Tune in to find out! "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian cover some shocking news, some exciting news, and reminisce about a little-known game called Minecraft! You've probably never heard of it. "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

Brian (who takes the lead on this episode) and Dakota (@DakWrestleford) review that ridiculously named Harley Quinn movie, and Sonic the Hedgehog! Discussions about the DCEU, and video games movies follow. Gotta go fast, or whatever. "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ) R.I.P. Moving Picture Company's Vancouver studio. You did us all a great service.

Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian (an enigma) sit down to bask in some weird Internet nostalgia--CREEPYPASTA! Plus some rambling about SCPs. "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

On this episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian talk about Nintendo consoles for the better part of an hour, Dakota reveals how much of a casual he really is, and everybody gets closure in the tragic tale of Mr. Peanut. Theme Song: "Cthulhu Light Show Theme", by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

On this episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Brian and Dakota (@DakWrestleford) riff about the pros and cons of the "games as a service" brand of video games, plus more weird Nerd News.

This week, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian (without a Twitter) have their first multi-topic episode, discussing Jodie Whittaker's second series (or season) premier as The Doctor, and the first good thing on Disney+, The Mandalorian. But first, what is probably the most serious Nerd News ever (so far).

This week on Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian (still without any social media presence), two huge Pokemon nerds, discuss the recent (as of recording) Pokemon Direct, the news from that, and their thoughts on the latest entry in the main line series, Sword and Shield

On the first episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian dive into dissecting a little known sci-fi franchise sequel called Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker