Dear Dimwitty: A Ducktales Podcast

Season 2 Episode 5: Storkules In Duckburg! In this episode, we put a baby duck in the centrifuge, discuss the frightening effects of capitalism on a fragile brain, and dream up a compelling housemate situation. We're available to write a spin-off series at a very reasonable rate, Disney. Get in touch. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 2 Episode 4: The Town Where Everyone Was Nice! In this episode, we mourn the effect of censorship on our favourite side effects of the USA's Good Neighbour Policy, swap horse stories, pick at a nonsensical Social Mediuhh b-plot, and set up shop in the confessional for good. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 2 Episode 3: The Ballad of Duke Baloney! In this episode, we keep a running tally of Glomgold's Deaths At Sea, take a look at the Rhombus of Class Traitors, make a controversial suggestion for a potential Glomgold VA and undergo a truly shocking revelation at the cruel hands of the Scrooge McDuck Wiki. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 2 Episode 2: The Depths of Cousin Fethry! In this episode, we go deep underwater in a dubiously constructed Sealab parody to meet our good friend Fethry, discuss autistic representation in media, frown at some inaccurate blobfish and try to drag Scrooge kicking and screaming back into karma court to answer for his crimes. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 2 Episode 1: The Most Dangerous Game... Night! In the premiere episode of our new season, we mourn Huey and Louie's shattered psyches, Gyro's disturbing intentions, and the death of Tiny Launchpad. We also give ourselves a cheeky little ego boost right at the end. Classic. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this incredible, unfortunately titled, highly experimental, rambunctious, triumphant, jumbo-sized episode, we discuss... ghost orb!Roomba!Duckworth, Dewey's determination to die in a tragic buzzsaw accident, Webby as a Weird Girl Done Right, what an evil old bitch Scrooge is, the art of war, the joy of arguing, Character Actress Margo Martindale, Not-Gosalyn, helping puppies, Andy Biersack, the real life George Mallory, setting out to Build-A-Boy to make Launchpad some birthday boyfriends, Forged in Fire, the terrors of the cartoon meritocracy, Scrooge McDuck's ongoing feud with Theodore Roosevelt, the hot-button topic of librarian representation, our own troubled 11-year-old selves, harrowing theatre-based experiences, Frankensteining a podcast mascot together, but we trip and fall and topple into all the lab equipment and look like idiots, the contentious issue of animated birds in chocolate fountains, Hotel California, a pretty great episode of Star Trek, the very real possibility that if you push Gladstone Gander he'll just keep going forever without resistance like a buttered melon, Silicon Valley losers, the most irritating character ever conceived, the karmic narrative punishment of bad behaviour manifesting as "bad luck", tiny little boy rage, beautiful, beautiful AMVs, social frameworks, grieve the death of Launchpad McQuack, fully rewrite the cartoon, pick apart Launchpad's murderous intent, discuss Louie's Pride and Prejudice addiction, lend an ear to some concerned parents, watching The Good Wife with the boys, laughter in media, disrespecting the dead, little boys with an Agatha Christie obsession, an infestation of Daft Punks, an episode of Frasier, Sherlock season five, Greek Mickey Theory, exploding the royals, Stonehenge For Golf, the constant specter of Chris Diamantopoulos haunting our every move, the triumphant return of evil old men, Gustales, Homer's Ithaca vs Ithaquack, the most sublime character ever conceived (Storkules), hallucinated themes, the persistent Della Was Crushed By A Big Rock theory, #notmylouie, Lothario Huey, Launchpad's continued murders, Louie's suit obsession, a return to Gladstone's Bad Hair, the terrible news, the sensual news, the Spaceball, Fecal Friday, the intricacies of Horse Code, the malingering issue of Lipbite himself, the surprisingly palatable Straight Duck phenomenon, Scoorge McDuck, guns that make you ghost, corpse statues, the terrible effect Podcasting can have on a career, Quackerjack's cool new voice, a Jemaine Clement-based vendetta, Scrooge finally gets cancelled, the McDuck Industries Widows and Orphans Fund, girlbosses, poignant abuse metaphors, Lena's Columbo moment, Big Bond movies, coercion, Archer, big horrible orbs, Sealab and its various parodies, 20 year old Gummi-Bear-centric Geocities sites, more bad parenting, the best iteration of a certain skyfaring wolf, little boy tantrums, Jaime Camil, metaphors for Elf Death, beat the everloving christ out of some uquizzes, go to Castle McDuck, learn some secrets, rob some graves, flawlessly impersonate Donald Duck, mourn the lost Law & Order episode, discuss brain surgery, take a trip back to the VS Battles Wiki, try our very very hardest to get Fenton fired because he's really, really, really bad at his job, talk about our Facebook ad preferences, drunk fortnite, familial abuse, take parenting tips from the greatest parental figures ever to die in space, consider the worrying implications of Nether World War II, fall down a rabbithole in our desperation to find out whether Scrooge McDuck can drive, finally find out how Donald Duck would have killed Fidel Castro, address some fan questions, delve into the depths of Scrooge's pizza palace, discuss Magica's rich cultural heritage, epic child murber and the intricate effects of Uno Reversals. #scrogeisoverparty

Season 1 Episodes 23 & 24: The Shadow War! In this jumbo-sized episode, we address some fan questions, delve into the depths of Scrooge's pizza palace, discuss Magica's rich cultural heritage, epic child murber and the intricate effects of Uno Reversals. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 22: The Last Crash of the Sunchaser! In this episode, we take parenting tips from the greatest parental figures ever to die in space, consider the worrying implications of Nether World War II, fall down a rabbithole in our desperation to find out whether Scrooge McDuck can drive, and finally find out how Donald Duck would have killed Fidel Castro. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 21: The Other Bin of Scrooge McDuck! In our triumphant return, we make many excuses for our absence, talk about our Facebook ad preferences, drunk fortnite, familial abuse and our potential bonus episodes...? Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 20: Who Is Gizmoduck?! In this episode, we mourn the lost Law & Order episode. discuss brain surgery, take a trip back to the VS Battles Wiki, and try our very very hardest to get Fenton fired. Because he's really, really, really bad at his job. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 19: The Secret(s) of Castle McDuck! In this episode, we go to Castle McDuck, learn some secrets, rob some graves, and flawlessly impersonate Donald Duck. Or, at least, Launchpad does. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 18: Sky Pirates...In The Sky! In this rambunctious episode, we set sail to see more bad parenting, the best iteration of a certain skyfaring wolf, little boy tantrums, Jaime Camil, metaphors for Elf Death, and we beat the everloving christ out of some uquizzes. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 17: From the Confidential Casefiles of Agent 22! In this episode, we discuss Big Bond movies, coercion, Archer, big horrible orbs, Sealab and its various parodies, and, of course, 20 year old Gummi-Bear-centric Geocities sites (the most pleasant place on the web). Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 16: JAW$! In this episode, we discuss Quackerjack's cool new voice, a Jemaine Clement-based vendetta, Scrooge finally gets cancelled, the McDuck Industries Widows and Orphans Fund, girlbosses, poignant abuse metaphors and Lena's Columbo moment.. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 15: The Golden Lagoon of White Agony Plains! In this episode, we discuss the surprisingly palatable Straight Duck phenomenon, Scoorge McDuck, guns that make you ghost, corpse statues, and the terrible effect Podcasting can have on a career. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 14: Beware The B.U.D.D.Y. System! In this episode, we discuss the terrible news, the sensual news, the Spaceball, Fecal Friday, the intricacies of Horse Code, and the malingering issue of Lipbite himself. We also take a trip to Spotify for our third segment, in yet another misguided attempt to understand our fellow fans. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 13: Day of the Only Child! In this highly experimental episode, we discuss #notmylouie, Lothario Huey, Launchpad's continued murders, Louie's suit obsession, and a return to Gladstone's Bad Hair. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 12: The Spear of Selene! In this episode, we discuss Gustales, Homer's Ithaca vs Ithaquack, the most sublime character ever conceived (Storkules), hallucinated themes, and, of course, the persistent Della Was Crushed By A Big Rock theory. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 11: The Missing Links of Moorshire! In this episode, we discuss Sherlock season five, Greek Mickey Theory, exploding the royals, Stonehenge For Golf, the constant specter of Chris Diamantopoulos haunting our every move and, of course, the triumphant return of evil old men. #scrogeisoverparty Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 10: McMystery at McDuck McManor! In this episode, we talk about watching The Good Wife with the boys, laughter in media, disrespecting the dead, little boys with an Agatha Christie obsession, an infestation of Daft Punks and an episode of Frasier? Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music: Clowning Around by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Season 1 Episode 9: Terror of the Terra-Firmians! In this episode, we fully rewrite the cartoon, pick apart Launchpad's murderous intent, discuss Louie's Pride and Prejudice addiction and lend an ear to some concerned parents. They need to be heard! Won't anyone think of the parents? Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 8: The Living Mummies of Toth-Ra! In this episode, we sacrifice children, talk about social frameworks, grieve the death of Launchpad McQuack and take a frankly bewildering visit to the confessional in an effort to untangle exactly what is going on in the minds of our fellow fans... Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 7: The Infernal Internship of Mark Beaks! In this episode, we talk Silicon Valley losers, the most irritating character ever conceived, the karmic narrative punishment of bad behaviour manifesting as "bad luck", tiny little boy rage, and beautiful, beautiful AMVs. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 6: The House of the Lucky Gander! In this unfortunately titled episode, we talk about the contentious issue of animated birds in chocolate fountains, Hotel California, a pretty great episode of Star Trek, and the very real possibility that if you push Gladstone Gander he'll just keep going forever without resistance like a buttered melon. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 5: The Beagle Birthday Massacre! In this episode, we return to our own troubled 11-year-old selves for context, recount harrowing theatre-based experiences, and also Lena is there. We also try and Frankenstein a podcast mascot together, but we trip and fall and topple into all the lab equipment and look like idiots. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 4: The Great Dime Chase! We've finally arrived at the fabled Money Bin, but inside we find Forged in Fire, the terrors of the cartoon meritocracy, Scrooge McDuck's ongoing feud with Theodore Roosevelt and the hot-button topic of librarian representation. Oh no!! Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Episode 3: The Impossible Summit of Mt Neverrest! In this episode, we go up Death Mountain with a crazy old man and learn a little somethin' about ice fever, helping puppies, Andy Biersack and the real life George Mallory. We also set out to Build-A-Boy to make Launchpad some birthday boyfriends, but it doesn't go quite as expected... Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 2: Daytrip of Doom! In this incredible episode we discuss the art of war, the joy of arguing, Character Actress Margo Martindale, Not-Gosalyn and the horror show that is Webby Vanderquack. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Season 1 Episode 1: Woo-oo! / Escape to/from Atlantis We discuss the two-part pilot of Ducktales! 2017, mulling over ghost orb!Roomba!Duckworth, Dewey's determination to die in a tragic buzzsaw accident, Webby as a Weird Girl Done Right and, of course, what an evil old bitch Scrooge is. Our intro/outro music for this episode is Blippy Trance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5759-blippy-trance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/