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Don't Crit Your Day Job is a real play Dungeons and Dragons podcast that features performers from around the Twin Cities in Minnesota. Originally meant to be an in person recording, 2020 had different plans so we have finally started our characters journeys fully online and remote. Our players will be navigating a homemade world called Kotera, that has been plagued by a corrupted forest for more than three millennia. What shenanigans will they get into on their adventure, and what heroics will they be known for? Join us as we laugh, triumph, and possibly cry as we learn more about our player characters and secrets of Kotera.

Kevin McMahon


    • May 24, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 3h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 20 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Don't Crit Your Day Job

    No Heroes Allowed E6 The Ritual Of The New Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 181:33


    It's time to settle the score with The Crimson Empress! Music provided by https://www.monumentstudios.net/ (Monument Studios) Social Links and more can be found at https://linktr.ee/dontcrityourdayjob We'd love to see you come back next time - follow us where you can, share the show with your friends, and reviews are welcome, too!

    No Heroes Allowed E5 Recall

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 172:18


    Now that the full extent of their powers have been unleashed, the heroes reborn make haste for the Crimson Empress' palace to thwart the Ritual of the New Moon! Music provided by https://www.monumentstudios.net/ (Monument Studios) Social Links and more can be found at https://linktr.ee/dontcrityourdayjob We'd love to see you come back next time - follow us where you can, share the show with your friends, and reviews are welcome, too!

    No Heroes Allowed E4 A Vicious Betrayal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 189:15


    With Filipin rescued, the misfit troupe sparks an open rebellion against The Crimson Empress by attacking the Watchtower in Altansong. Music provided by https://www.monumentstudios.net/ (Monument Studios) Social Links and more can be found at https://linktr.ee/dontcrityourdayjob We'd love to see you come back next time - follow us where you can, share the show with your friends, and reviews are welcome, too!

    No Heroes Allowed E3 Down To Their Level

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 186:30


    After arming themselves in the magical storage tree, our supercharged goofs face off against the corrupted guard of Altansong! Music provided by https://www.monumentstudios.net/ (Monument Studios) Social Links and more can be found at https://linktr.ee/dontcrityourdayjob We'd love to see you come back next time - follow us where you can, share the show with your friends, and reviews are welcome, too!

    No Heroes Allowed E2 Phoenix Essence

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 192:10


    At Luthielle's command, our dimwitted party flees Altansong en route to the Shellstepper Compound, where Roo's guild of slayers once trained to destroy monsters. Music provided by https://www.monumentstudios.net/ (Monument Studios) Social Links and more can be found at https://linktr.ee/dontcrityourdayjob We'd love to see you come back next time - follow us where you can, share the show with your friends, and reviews are welcome, too!

    No Heroes Allowed E1 A Slow & Steady Wave

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 164:32


    Enter the land of Aleth, where the menacing Crimson Empress holds a frightful dominion over the people. Heroes are strictly forbidden - and this rule is brutally enforced - but a group of hapless adventurers may have inadvertently risen to the occasion... Music provided by https://www.monumentstudios.net/ (Monument Studios) Social Links and more can be found at https://linktr.ee/dontcrityourdayjob We'd love to see you come back next time - follow us where you can, share the show with your friends, and reviews are welcome, too!

    Episode 12 A Promise of Ponies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 149:16


    With the path forward all but ventured, the team prepares for their journey to the Ashneedle Forest as they seek out the sap from a Genesis Tree. Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 11 For Whom the Bootol's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 171:29


    Following a dangerous encounter in the underbelly of the city, our team of adventurers return to Hydra's apartment for a night of rest, much to the Sorceress' dismay. The next morning they find themselves summoned for a meeting with her and Fairie's employer. Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    The Skin of The Doll

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 243:00


    It's a Don't Crit Your Day Job one-shot, folks! Ten years after the events of Rime of the Frostmaiden, the people of The Ten-Towns celebrate The Feasts of Yesteryear, only to have an ancient threat emerge... Join the cast of DCYDJ for a night of terror as DM Geoff takes a host of liberties with the source material of the latest fifth edition campaign module! Survive the frozen horrors beyond the Spine of the World by picking up https://www.dndbeyond.com/marketplace/adventures/icewind-dale-rime-of-the-frostmaiden (Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden) today Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 10 We’re Gonna Go For A Walk

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 242:45


    Upon returning to Cindergate, our group of misfits discuss their future together as a new threat emerges from within the city walls. Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 9 What Are Your Curiosities?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 193:53


    Half-assed planning for dinner at the Estate is all for naught as the gang meets with Nyla Dirani. Relevant picture for our laughing fit at https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob/photos/a.106615041247509/150906436818369 (32:17) Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 8 I Can't Tell Who's In More Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 164:58


    After a night of cathartic and somber events, the troupe instigates a parlay at The Dirani Estate. Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 7 Gibbering Pile of Nope

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 217:12


    Our ragtag group believes they’ve uncovered the mystery behind Sylanna’s disappearance, leading them straight into a disgusting encounter against a creature with several mouths and eyes! Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 6 Six Doors Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 195:34


    The gang returns to Merton with a bit of downtime after resolving the sabotage incidents at the mines, then search for leads on the missing Firbolg at the nearby farms. Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 5 Oh Crap We Forgot About Vanan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 177:28


    Our fledgling heroes interrogate the captured saboteur after a sprint through the woods as suspicions mount against The Prime Preservers. Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 4 We Clean The Pots Every So Often

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 205:32


    We learn what shopping Merton has to offer, Keprica has a moment with a mirror, and we investigate what is going on at mine number 2. Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 3 A Genasi and an Opsu Walk Into a Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 221:21


    After talking to the mayor and getting to know more about what they are to do here in Merton. What could go wrong in the town miner's favorite post shift establishment? Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 2 Nonverbal Communication

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 175:02


    After surviving a rough first night of their journey, will our companions find out what is in the letter? What waits for them in Merton? Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/dontcrityourdayjob/ (Instagram) and https://www.facebook.com/dontcrityourdayjob (Facebook) for show updates and behind the scenes content. If you are enjoying the show please leave a review and share with your friends!

    Episode 1 An Adventure Begins

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 192:46


    Episode 1 of a real play D&D adventure set in the world of Kotera. Our journey begins outside the Capitol city of Cindergate, where our adventurers are sent on an escort mission to a neighboring town. Music provided by https://www.patreon.com/arcaneanthems/posts (Arcane Anthems) Follow us on social media for behind the scenes content and more.

    Don't Crit Your Day Job Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 0:54


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