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The Castbox Original Don’t Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens is a podcast that forges through the pillars of modern day society in conjunction with past social constructs. It combines ideals with beliefs and the exceeding necessity for human touch. In other words, you’re not going to wan…

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    • Aug 16, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 59 EPISODES


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    Wild Wild Tech - 24 to Knives Out - Do Apple iPhones Spoil TV and Movies?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 33:41


    We thought you might like this new podcast, Wild Wild Tech. Hear a preview episode here, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, or wherever you listen. You can't own an iPhone and be a bad person, at least according to Apple. Director of "Knives Out" and "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" Rian Johnson exposed Apple's strange product placement policy in a video online for Vanity Fair. But hosts Jordan Erica Webber and Joshua Rivera discover that this has been going on longer than most of us would expect. First we hear from Dean Browell, the creator of the The Macintosh Theory, who first noticed these spoilers in commercials and Fox's hit "24." Then Joshua Peterson, a production designer who has seen Apple rules firsthand, and throws a wrench into the spoiler theory. Is Apple's influence on story just aggressive marketing or will it actually ruin creativity in filmmaking? Follow Wild Wild Tech Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wildwildtechpod/  Twitter: https://twitter.com/wildwildtechpod/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Introducing - Bob Saget's Here for You

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 50:30


    Looking for a new podcast to listen to? Check out, Bob Saget's Here For You. Bob is the dad with great advice, the irreverent funny guy who’s always there when you need a laugh, and the free-associative Bob who goes off on crazy tangents then returns to the subject at hand, as serious or as comedic as it may be, to wrap up each episode in a way only Bob can do. Because he really does believe, “He’s here for you." Apple - http://apple.co/bobsaget Spotify - http://bit.ly/BobSagetsHereForYouSpotify Stitcher - http://bit.ly/BobSagetsHereForYouStitcher Google Podcasts - bit.ly/BobSagetsHereForYouGoogle ____________________________________________________ Bob Saget is here for you. Truly. Which is why he’s started this podcast. In this very first episode, Bob is coming to you live from his personal bunker, where he’ll be free associating about everything from a conversation he once had with Jon Oliver about their love for strange animals, to what’s more difficult: the SAT’s or the Coronavirus. But in all seriousness, Bob’s here to provide a little levity, laughter, and encouragement as we’re allsocial distancing in our own bunkers.  Leave a message for Bob! (562) 600-0343 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 46:19


    We thought you might like this new podcast, Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy (available on Apple Podcasts, and Spotify). Listen to the first episode, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts while you're listening. On the very first episode of "Correct Opinions," Trey talks about some of the unusual baby names he's encountered that white people have given their children, being recognized on the street by a fan but not by their disappointed friend, and just how hard it is to entertain white people. Follow Trey on Instagram Follow Trey on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Introducing: OHoney w/ Amanda Cerny & Sommer Ray

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 60:45


    Hey Don't Mess Fans, You're about to hear a new podcast we thought you might like, OHONEY. Dating and hooking up in the 21st century can be a confusing disaster. But how would the coolest people in the world navigate minefield that’s dating these days. From Amanda Cerny and Sommer Ray, comes OHoney, a sexy new series that offers a look into the lives and minds of some of the biggest celebrities of the internet age. Each episode they serve up their best advice to get through all the drama, scandals, and NSFW situations that are plaguing you. OHoney is like a sexy slumber party where you get to listen in on the casual honest conversations between your coolest friends. Subscribe to OHoney wherever you're listening now­­­­ at: http://bit.ly/OHoneyDM Episode Description Jake Paul reveals what he’s looking for in a relationship, perhaps explaining his engagement to Tana Mongeau. Amanda Cerny says the sexiest thing to her is a man who’s passionate, while Sommer Ray’s answer is NSFW. Plus, Jake Paul talks about how important purpose is when pursuing a dream, and how he and Logan Paul struggled to get past their beef. And, just incase you don’t listen all the way through, don’t cheat on Sommer Ray, she’ll cut your d#@k off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Chris Goes to Coachella

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 33:49


    Chris regales us with tales of dust, medical masks, and Katy Perry in this special Coachella edition of Don't Mess. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Christine & Chris do Impressions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 35:39


    There's really nothing you can say about this episode. You simply have to listen to it to experience the sheer genius of Christine and Chris doing weird impressions for thirty minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Christine & Chris do Accents

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2019 39:15


    This entire episode is Christine and Chris attempting to do accents, with mixed results. Let's just say that Chris' Jamaican accent will be forever seared into your memory. It's that amazing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Who is Chris' Bestest Friend? ft. Eileen Sanford

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2019 37:21


    Chris' close friend, actor Eileen Sanford, competes with Christine to see who knows Chris better!  What odd pet obsession did Chris develop as a child? What is Chris' middle name? Tune in to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Is Justin Bieber a Reptile Person? ft. Andrew Lowe

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2019 37:03


    YouTuber Andrew Lowe @andrewlowe joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about all the internet's greatest conspiracy theories. Is Katy Perry really a grown-up Jonbenet Ramsey? Probably not. But we're going to talk about it anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Bachelor: We Can't Look Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2019 35:30


    Some people watch The Bachelor, and some people hate-watch The Bachelor. Chris and Christine fall somewhere in between. If you've ever wanted to know anything about the phenomenon that is this season's The Bachelor, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Christine & Chris do ASMR

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2019 29:34


    It's taken a lot of convincing, but Chris finally persuaded Christine to do an ASMR episode. So here it is, in all its glory, complete with ASMR Mad Libs. We hope your ears enjoy it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Only Oscars Recap You Need

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2019 40:45


    Do you not care about the Oscars? Well, neither do Christine and Chris. Which is precisely why this is the only Oscars Recap you'll need to listen to. Ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Guess That Noise!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 42:52


    Christine and Chris play a game of GUESS THAT NOISE! Play along at home as they try to guess what the other has secretly recorded in their new house. It's fun for the entire family! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Christine & Chris do Foley Sound

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 34:40


    Christine & Chris get high and try their hand at performing the art of Foley Sound, the sound effect recording process employed in pretty much every movie you've ever seen. The results of their efforts are...uhhh...something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Famous Birthdays Trivia Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2019 33:26


    Christine and Chris quiz each other about the celebrities and quasi-celebrities who populate the site famousbirthdays.com. If you've ever wanted to know the name of a celebrity's mother or pet, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Chris Takes a History Quiz

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 38:18


    Christine designs a custom history quiz for Chris about her favorite subjects in world history. You might actually learn something from this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Unqualified Advice from Christine & Chris

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2019 31:42


    Christine and Chris take listener questions on this special advice episode of Don't Mess! Please don't make any important life-changing decisions based on anything you hear on this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Year 2018 in Review ft. Chrish Guerra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2019 34:14


    Chrish Guerra (@MistaChrish) joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about the dumpster fire that was 2018.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Birth Charts: A Totally Real Science ft. Andrew Lowe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2019 35:26


    This week the three brand-new roommates read each other's birth charts to see if they're compatible. That's right...birth charts, a totally real science. It's proven, fact-based, science that is 100% infallible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Most Likely To (Roommates Edition) ft. Andrew Lowe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2019 40:54


    Christine and Chris rented a house with Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe)! Listen as all three new roomates regale you with tales of dead Uhaul truck batteries, puppy mishaps, and plans for which video game console will rule the house. Additionally, there's a special listener superlative section where you'll finally find out which roomie is most likely to have sex on the coffee table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Keep Calm & Smoke Weed

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2018 39:18


    On this special New Year's episode of Don't Mess, Christine and Chris get high in front of Christine's Mom.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Merry Chrysler! ft. Chrish Guerra

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2018 40:27


    On this very special holiday episode of Don't Mess, former vine star Chrish (@MistaChrish), joins Christine and Chris in the studio to wax poetic about holidays past. Also, there's lots of singing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Are Christine & Chris Smarter than a 5th Grader? w/ Mama Sydelko

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2018 37:46


    It's quiz-show time! Christine's Mom joins us in the studio to see just how dumb...uh...I mean, smart...Christine and Chris are.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    College Dropout

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 33:23


    After covering their high school experience, it's time to graduate to college. Or in Christine's case, almost graduate. That's right...this week Christine and Chris talk about those halcyon days of higher education.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    High School High

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2018 32:43


    Christine and Chris reminisce about high school while also taking listener questions. Ridiculous tales of pranks, crazy Spanish teachers, and zoo-themed proms await. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    A Big Bear Birthday

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2018 31:31


    Chris and Christine recount tales of their trip to Big Bear Lake for Chris' birthday. Edibles, canine shenanigans, and watermelon margaritas all come together for a fever dream of a birthday celebration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Christine & Chris Talk about Turkey Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2018 30:43


    On this special Thanksgiving episode of Don't Mess, Chris and Christine talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods, holiday parades, and their racist Native American names from Kindergarten. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Christine & Chris Need Wedding Dates

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2018 32:08


    Christine & Chris discuss two weddings they recently attended, while sharing their weirdest stories of wedding highjinks. The bar is open and the hors d'oeuvres are plentiful! Mazel tov! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Introducing Ellen On The Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 5:09


    Christine tells you all about a new podcast you may enjoy, Ellen On The Go. Listen to Ellen on The Go wherever you're listening to this podcast right now. Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Apple Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Google Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Being a Canadian & Eating Poutine w/ Elle Mills

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2018 35:20


    YouTuber Elle Mills joins Christine in the studio to discuss Canada, Poutine, and Elle's crazy trip to visit Christine's parents in a desolate log cabin in upstate New York (including a creepy Victorian doll). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    All About Atheism w/ Jaclyn Glenn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2018 50:13


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by none other than author, speaker, and YouTuber Jaclyn Glenn. (the internet's foremost atheist!) They discuss all things religion, including the nature of belief, growing up in the church, and even the best-tasting Catholic communion wafers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Teenage Meth & More Crazy Tales from Author Sam Lansky

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2018 53:19


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by author, editor, and master storyteller Sam Lansky! Come for the crazy tales of crystal meth use from Sam's book, "The Gilded Razor", stay for the amazing debate about Hillary Duff's acting career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Behind the Scenes at Buzzfeed feat. Candace Lowry

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2018 46:10


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by podcast host, social media influencer, YouTuber, and former Buzzfeed star Candace Lowry! All the crazy controversies at Buzzfeed over the years are covered as we get an inside look at the birth of a social media powerhouse. To listen to Candace's podcast "Persister with Candace Lowry", check it out at: http://bit.ly/PersisterA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Transgender Activist & Author Corey Rae on Finding Your True Self - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2018 70:34


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by transgender activist, model, and writer Corey Rae! The questions come fast and furious as Corey shares her amazing life story from hating boys' toys as a child to eventually beginning her transition. For more Corey Rae: IG: @imcoreyrae Web: http://www.coreyrae.com/ Twitter: @CoreyRae3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Great Dieting vs. Exercise Debate w/ Whitney Catalano & Cody Taggart

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2018 39:25


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by personal trainer Cody Taggart and registered dietitian Whitney Catalano for a fierce debate about dieting vs. exercise. Also, Christine and Chris not-so-subtly try to set them up on a date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Crazy Lyft Driver Tales w/ "Kyle" the Lyft Driver

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2018 41:17


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Lyft Driver "Kyle", who has some absolutely insane tales to tell. Backseat sex, anyone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The HYPEBEAST Phenomenon w/ the guys from RTTV

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2018 52:48


    Christine & Chris are joined in the studio by Round Table TV hosts/influencers Evan DC, Patric RT, and Rob-City. Listen to Chris and Christine learn what a hypebeast is, the history of hypebeast clothing labels, and just how white Christine actually is. You can check out more RTTV content at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa9T0y46uK5FzJT-8tLBFeQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Personal Trainer Cody Taggart on Losing Weight While Still Cheating

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2018 39:27


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Los Angeles personal trainer Cody Taggart. Listen to Cody's inspiring life journey while Christine and Chris debate the perfect male calf size and how to train animated cartoon characters. Please be sure to check out Cody's Instagram: @cody_taggart Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Adult Film Actress Edyn Blair on the Future of Pornography (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2018 51:02


    Christine and Chris are again joined in the studio by adult film actress Edyn Blair for Part 2 of this amazing interview. This special 2-part series includes tales of custom porn videos, the shocking amount of preparation necessary for a film shoot, and even the finer details about Edyn's gag reflex. Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about the adult film industry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Adult Film Actress Edyn Blair on Strip Club Insanity (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2018 48:59


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by exotic dancer/adult film actress/certified dog trainer Edyn Blair. This special 2-part interview includes tales of strip club shenanigans, how pole-dancing is basically the same as high intensity interval training, and even a very special moment where Chris learns what a cuckold is! Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about exotic dancing and the porn industry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Registered Dietitian Whitney Catalano on Why Diets Suck

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2018 52:47


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Registered Dietitian Whitney Catalano. They talk about eating intuitively, why diets suck, and how "fat" shouldn't be a bad word. Come for the serious talk regarding nutrition and body image, stay for the lengthy discussion about Chris pooping four times a day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Christine & Chris Take Personality Tests!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 34:59


    Christine and Chris take the Myers-Briggs Personality Test! Find out about their deepest darkest secrets, their psychological preferences, and how Chris is really sad that he can't simply fart whenever he wants to. Also, check out the new "Don't Mess" YouTube channel for this week's latest RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Sexologist Shan Boody on Asexuality & the Stupidity of Labels - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2018 46:27


    Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by licensed sexologist Shan Boody (Shannon Boodram). They discuss Christine's asexuality, Chris' undefined sexuality, and how labels are really only for other people; not yourself. Come for the laughs, stay for the sexy talk about avocados. Also, check out the new Don't Mess YouTube channel for this week's RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Comedian Chris Klemens Joins Christine as Co-Host! - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2018 39:56


    Christine is joined in her studio by her new co-host, YouTuber and comedian Chris Klemens! They sing songs, interrupt each other, and talk about the evolving format of the podcast now that Chris has joined the insanity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Trans Vlogger & Activist Stef Sanjati on Being Your Best Canadian Self - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2018 38:54


    Christine is joined in the studio by Stef Sanjati, a Canadian trans vlogger and YouTube personality who specializes in makeup tutorials, video games, and Arts/Culture. They discuss Toronto, trans issues, why they love video game violence, and finally their thoughts on Canadian bagged milk. (it's a real thing) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    YouTubers Carly and Erin on Cats and Crazy Fans - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2018 37:07


    Christine is joined in the studio by YouTube comedians and former Vine stars Carly and Erin. They talk about crazy fans, super-nice U.S. Postal Service employees, and why Christine hates cats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    YouTuber Cody Ko on Why Video Games are the Worst - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2018 40:46


    Christine is joined in the studio by YouTuber, Comedian, and former Vine star Cody Ko. They talk about Cody's podcast, the method to his YouTube reaction videos, and how he took the trauma of shattering a 60-inch flatscreen TV as a sign that he should never play video games ever again. Today's episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh and TalkSpace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Comedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene on Marrying your Co-Star - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2018 40:42


    Christine is joined in the studio by Nikki Limo & Steve Green, the hosts of the Castbox/Studio71 "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast! They talk about Nikki & Steve's recent wedding, their epic live-stream wedding prank, and how Christine prefers being at home petting her dog to interacting with other humans. To listen to the "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast, here are the links: Link to Apple: http://bit.ly/STDTYAPod Link to CastBox: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodCB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    YouTuber Motoki Maxted on Being Perpetually Single - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2018 56:30


    Christine is joined in the studio by YouTuber, comedian, and podcast host Motoki Maxted. Motoki and Christine talk about Motoki's new podcast "Exposed with Motoki Maxted", which launches on Monday June 25th! They also talk about parents, singing in cars, and the tastiest Japanese food. Motoki's new Podcast, "Exposed" can be found here: APPLE: http://bit.ly/ExposedA CASTBOX: http://bit.ly/ExposedCB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Actor/Director Brandon Rodgers on the Downfall of Vine - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2018 58:33


    Christine is joined in the studio by Brandon Rodgers, an actor, director, YouTuber, and comedian. They discuss Brandon's origins on Vine, his crass character sketches, and their collaboration video where Brandon had to mime having sex with Christine on the first day of shooting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer Actress Charisma Carpenter - Don't Mess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2018 59:51


    Christine is joined in the studio by actor Charisma Carpenter, best known for her role as Cordelia Chase on TV series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and its spin-off series "Angel". They discuss Buffy, Buffy, and more Buffy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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