How The West Was F****d

The last one.Fundraiser by Elizabeth Partington : Beau Needs Us!

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A state so nice ...they gave it ONE STAR!T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#texashistory

Seems that Sam's superpower is stopping dummies from doing dumb shit.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#texashistory#peewee'sbigadventure

Everything is bigger and drunker in Texas.How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#texashistory#samhouston

Don't worry, we were just as confused by the end of this one...sorry.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#jerryspringerspaniel#missourihistory

So many knobs...so much knobbing.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

Tony was much too drunk to handle all these dumb names.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#ozarks#missourihistory

The King of Rainer Ave might have been deposed by burger fire...so we give you Emperor Norton of the USA and protector of MexicoT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#sanfrancisohistoryHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#emperoroftheunitedstates

"Merica's first mounting man.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#montanahistory#lewisandclark#yellowstone

Ada lives long enough to do a Star Wars jigsaw puzzle. Vic the cat is still alive.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#alaskahistory

If you go to the Arctic, bring extra Skittles.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#alaskahistoryLibrary | PatreonMusic | Bow and YarrowTHUNDERCUNT! | THE BANGALORES | The Bangalores▶︎ Light Of The World | Poop Attack!T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Arctic madness! Will our brave dumbasses ever make it off Wrangell Island? Tune in now...or later...whatever's clever.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwestHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

What's a gal to do? Trapped on Wrangel Island in Siberia...Just cry...and cry...and so on.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#alaskahistoryT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Frank is there for most all of the Lakota's interactions with the U.S. Army, for worse or for worse.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#fuckyoumilescityT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Frank starts out in French Polynesia, does the Mormon thing in Utah, gets abducted by Lakota delivering mail in Montana, hangs out with Sitting Bull, then guides Gen. Crook against his old friends and probably fucks over Crazy Horse. Not bad for one afternoon.

Vancouver goes to Vancouver and gets beat up by a kid and then dies and stuff.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#britishcolumbiahistory#alaskahistory#washingtonhistoryT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Vancouver is really going places#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#britishcolumbiahistory#washington#hawaii#trufflesquidT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Vancouver been everywhere man.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#britishcolumbiahistory#washington#oregon#hawaii#captaincook#nootka

This guy does stuff. The End.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwestT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Ogden does a bunch of troll shit.#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#utahhistory#hbc#nwfurHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

And you thought John Mcloughlin Sr. was scary. Check out this troll.#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#utahhistory#hbc#nwfurT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Starting with the dawn of grass, Beau starts to explain corn snacks to Tony and special guest, Jerry from the History Boiz!#howyourfoodwasjunked #historyboiz #fritos #cornchips #cheesecurls #junkfood #history

No more orpans!T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

Teresa grows up...things don't improve all that much.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#orphantrains#unsolvedmysteries#kansashistory#miamiconnection

More and more orpan sadness for you...enjoy.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#placingout#kansashistory#orphantrainT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Tale of Teresa Feit who got placed out in 1910s Kansas.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#orphantrain#kansashistory

It's not paradise all the time...or ever.How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#milescity#andysidaris#andygarcia

Andy Garcia leaves Beaver Tom, takes a wife...please.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#montanahistory#milescityT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Andrew Garcia wrote his account on life in Montana in 1878...a real life Mountain Jack Pike tale, but with less fucking.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#montanahistory#musselshell#milescity

Sorry. Again. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #robertjrandisi T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Rough and randy, they don't cum no harder than Mountain Jack Pike. (sorry) How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest #robertjrandisi #lronhubbard How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Deacon Jim now hires hisself out as a hired gun. and takes out one of the Wild Wild West's famous guy who shot another guy. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #patgarrett#billythekid

Not a deacon, more criminal than lawman. Killer of a famous killer of a famous killer. No one prayed harder. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Even if half these drunk grandpa stories are it's purty kick assed. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

More drunk grandpa stories but more Pancho. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

More drunk grandpa stories. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #soldieroffortunemagazine

Drebin fought for and against Pancho...for the US Army...or for anyone who would pay 'em. Get ready for maximum drunk grandpa stories. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #policesquad #nakedgun

(One big long sigh....................) That's all I got. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #californiahistory T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Hey, now were getting into the gov't paying for Native extermination... T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #californiahistory #extincttribes

Oh my, the mental gymnastics to keep Indian slavery legal after the U.S. takes over California is staggering. Now we are going to get into the government subsidising the murder! I don't love it! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest #calirorniahistory

Spain/Mexico wasn't great to the native population. numbers dropped from over 300,000 to 150,000. But "Merica not to be out done reduced that number to around 30,000 by 1880. This is all very tragic. We get it if you want to skip this one. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest #californiahistory #slimgoodbody

Somewhere 'tween Johnny 5 and Leonard Part 6 lies Sutter Part 5. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #californiahistory #sacrementohistory #wine #fredflinstonebonvivant

Sutter finally strikes it rich. Let's see how fast he pisses it away. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

Too bad you just can't find money laying around a riverbed. Gold, just free to take? Naw, sounds too good to be true. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #californiahistory #california'sgold

Ghost bears? Ghost dogs? Ghosts with no heads? Lost child ghosts? Beau is not afraid to shoot any of 'em. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #yellowstoneghoststories #delphinelalaurie #niccage #ghostbears #ghostdog

Sutter keeps the debts a' comin', keeps the near international incidents a' comin', keeps enslavin' the native population. Keeps on being a dick. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest#sutterville#fortross#california'sgold How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

A real American hero. But he might have just as well have been Swiss, German, French, Russian or Mexican, whatever made 'em the most money. A drunk conman who happened to be in the right place at the right time multiple times. Also, he dressed like a circus clown. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

Will De Long and crew ever make it back, the answer is most of 'em, but some in a pine box. Or an eyeball full of syphilis. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #delong

Well, the crew finally has to abandon ship. Will they make it to Siberia? Why am I asking you. You don't fucking know. You're a goddamned dummy, that's why you're listening to this. Sorry, I didn't mean it. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest#siberia#wrangellisland#mammoths T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

Finally up in the Arctic, De Long and his men get trapped in the ice for more than a year. Hurry up with that global warming please! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #alaskahistory #wrangellisland #siberia #muppetgenitals