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'How the West Was F****d' is a historical examination of the f****d up fuckery of the 19th century American West. If you like your history soaked in profanity, grab a seat 'round the campfire. We got merch!!!!!!! https://www.teepublic.com/user/how-the-west-was-f****d-podcast Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/htwwf/support

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    • Jun 2, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Frank Grouard Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 84:12


    Frank is there for most all of the Lakota's interactions with the U.S. Army, for worse or for worse.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#fuckyoumilescityT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

    Frank Grouard Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 63:46


    Frank starts out in French Polynesia, does the Mormon thing in Utah, gets abducted by Lakota delivering mail in Montana, hangs out with Sitting Bull, then guides Gen. Crook against his old friends and probably fucks over Crazy Horse. Not bad for one afternoon.

    George Vancouver Pt. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 88:38


    Vancouver goes to Vancouver and gets beat up by a kid and then dies and stuff.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#britishcolumbiahistory#alaskahistory#washingtonhistoryT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    George Vancouver Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 77:59


    Vancouver is really going places#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#britishcolumbiahistory#washington#hawaii#trufflesquidT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    George Vancouver

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 66:14


    Vancouver been everywhere man.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#britishcolumbiahistory#washington#oregon#hawaii#captaincook#nootka

    Peter Skene Ogden Pt. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 76:52


    This guy does stuff. The End.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwestT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    Peter Skene Ogden pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 55:16


    Ogden does a bunch of troll shit.#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#utahhistory#hbc#nwfurHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

    Peter Skene Ogden Pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 76:35


    And you thought John Mcloughlin Sr. was scary. Check out this troll.#howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest#utahhistory#hbc#nwfurT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    HYFWJ - Cheese Curls Corn Part - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 82:34


    Starting with the dawn of grass, Beau starts to explain corn snacks to Tony and special guest, Jerry from the History Boiz!#howyourfoodwasjunked #historyboiz #fritos #cornchips #cheesecurls #junkfood #history

    The Mail Order Kid: Orphan Trains Part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 83:52


    No more orpans!T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

    Male Odor Kidd Pt. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 73:34


    Teresa grows up...things don't improve all that much.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#orphantrains#unsolvedmysteries#kansashistory#miamiconnection

    Mail Odor Kid Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 65:26


    More and more orpan sadness for you...enjoy.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#placingout#kansashistory#orphantrainT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    Orpan Trains...Mail Order Kid.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 86:23


    Tale of Teresa Feit who got placed out in 1910s Kansas.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#orphantrain#kansashistory

    Tuff Trip Thru Paradise #3

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 93:44


    It's not paradise all the time...or ever.How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#milescity#andysidaris#andygarcia

    Tough Trip Through Paradise Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 89:32


    Andy Garcia leaves Beaver Tom, takes a wife...please.#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#montanahistory#milescityT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    Tough Trip Through Paradise Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 77:14


    Andrew Garcia wrote his account on life in Montana in 1878...a real life Mountain Jack Pike tale, but with less fucking.T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon#howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest#montanahistory#musselshell#milescity

    Mountain Man Jack Pike Pt.2...Ruff Trade

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 126:53


    Sorry. Again. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #robertjrandisi T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    Mountain Jake Pike...Rough Trade Pt.1 of 69

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 109:54


    Rough and randy, they don't cum no harder than Mountain Jack Pike. (sorry) How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest #robertjrandisi #lronhubbard How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    Deacon Jim Miller Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 77:31


    Deacon Jim now hires hisself out as a hired gun. and takes out one of the Wild Wild West's famous guy who shot another guy. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #patgarrett#billythekid

    Deacon Jim Miller Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 81:18


    Not a deacon, more criminal than lawman. Killer of a famous killer of a famous killer. No one prayed harder. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    Sam Drebin...The Fightin' Jew Pt.4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 63:37


    Even if half these drunk grandpa stories are it's purty kick assed. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

    Sam Drebin...The Fightin' Jew Pt.3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 57:13


    More drunk grandpa stories but more Pancho. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

    Sam Drebin...The Fightin' Jew Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 78:16


    More drunk grandpa stories. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #soldieroffortunemagazine

    Sam Drebin...The Fightin' Jew Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 99:41


    Drebin fought for and against Pancho...for the US Army...or for anyone who would pay 'em. Get ready for maximum drunk grandpa stories. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #policesquad #nakedgun

    California Indian Genocide Pt.4

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 84:53


    (One big long sigh....................) That's all I got. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #californiahistory T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

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    California Indian Genocide Pt.3

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 70:55


    Hey, now were getting into the gov't paying for Native extermination... T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #californiahistory #extincttribes

    California Indian Genocide Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 69:03


    Oh my, the mental gymnastics to keep Indian slavery legal after the U.S. takes over California is staggering. Now we are going to get into the government subsidising the murder! I don't love it! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest #calirorniahistory

    California Indian Genocide Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 77:12


    Spain/Mexico wasn't great to the native population. numbers dropped from over 300,000 to 150,000. But "Merica not to be out done reduced that number to around 30,000 by 1880. This is all very tragic. We get it if you want to skip this one. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest #californiahistory #slimgoodbody

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    John Sutter Pt.5

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 98:51


    Somewhere 'tween Johnny 5 and Leonard Part 6 lies Sutter Part 5. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #californiahistory #sacrementohistory #wine #fredflinstonebonvivant

    John Sutter Pt.4

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 75:58


    Sutter finally strikes it rich. Let's see how fast he pisses it away. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

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    John Sutter Pt.3

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 64:01


    Too bad you just can't find money laying around a riverbed. Gold, just free to take? Naw, sounds too good to be true. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #californiahistory #california'sgold

    Howdyween 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 100:18


    Ghost bears? Ghost dogs? Ghosts with no heads? Lost child ghosts? Beau is not afraid to shoot any of 'em. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #yellowstoneghoststories #delphinelalaurie #niccage #ghostbears #ghostdog

    John Sutter Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 76:42


    Sutter keeps the debts a' comin', keeps the near international incidents a' comin', keeps enslavin' the native population. Keeps on being a dick. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest#sutterville#fortross#california'sgold How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

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    John Sutter Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 82:32


    A real American hero. But he might have just as well have been Swiss, German, French, Russian or Mexican, whatever made 'em the most money. A drunk conman who happened to be in the right place at the right time multiple times. Also, he dressed like a circus clown. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

    USS Jeanette Pt.4

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 97:30


    Will De Long and crew ever make it back, the answer is most of 'em, but some in a pine box. Or an eyeball full of syphilis. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #delong

    USS Jeanette Pt.3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 71:23


    Well, the crew finally has to abandon ship. Will they make it to Siberia? Why am I asking you. You don't fucking know. You're a goddamned dummy, that's why you're listening to this. Sorry, I didn't mean it. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest#siberia#wrangellisland#mammoths T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    USS Jeanette Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 65:44


    Finally up in the Arctic, De Long and his men get trapped in the ice for more than a year. Hurry up with that global warming please! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublicHow The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #alaskahistory #wrangellisland #siberia #muppetgenitals

    USS Jeanette Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 79:19


    'Merica's first arctic attempt at the North Pole. Do they find Santa and the Coca-Cola bears and Yukon Cornelius? Do they find frostbite, scurvy and death? Tune in and find out. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory #oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    Cripple Creek Dayz Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 90:00


    Mabel grows up and sees more horrible shit. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    Cripple Creek Dayz Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 83:32


    Imagine being a kid in the Ol' West. Did you do it? Ok, fine, we will tell you the story of Mabel Barbie's adventures growing up in a mining town in 1890's Colorado. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

    Cattle Drive-In Patreon Preview Tombstone

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 13:21


    If yer wondering what nonstop talk 'bout movies would sound like, here's a preview. Also there be shirts fer ye nekked torso! How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | PatreonT-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

    Frank Little Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 85:25


    Sorry for the delay, but when you speak of unions the mine boss will try to stop you somehow. Also wobblies in Everett and Chehalis. Enjoy. Or don't. Cattle Drive In podcast logo - Cattle Drive In - T-Shirt | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

    Frank Little & The Wobblies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 88:52


    We're gonna get all Commie and Pinko on you here. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

    Chief Gall Pt.3

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 122:04


    My heart was bad that day...so I brained a bunch of soldiers in the head with a hatchet. teepublic.com/user/how-the-west-was-fucked-podcast #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon

    Chief Gall Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 78:32


    Things are getting spicy. Gall survives being a human pin cushion to stop Col. George A. Custer from surveying the Yellowstone river. Then it'll get even more spicy-er. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #gall #sittingbull #lakota #montanahistory #northdakotahistory #usamountaindew #buttchugging

    Chief Gall Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 94:40


    Gall was Sitting Bull's most trusted lieutenant and war chief for the Hunkpapa Lakota. He was a leader of his own people at the end, surrendering to the US Gov't before his people starved in Canada before Sitting Bull came in. He was also a kick ass war chief not to be fucked with. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #northdakotahistory #lakota #hunkpapa #fuckyoumilescity

    Harry Tracy Pt.3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 70:15


    If your drunken posse won't get the job done, get farm kids to do it. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #oregonhistory #washingtonhistory #manhunt #holeinthewallgang #picklesurprise

    Harry Tracy Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 54:08


    Harry's escape takes him from Salem to Seattle. Don't worry the posses are still just as drunk as before. How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #oregonhistory #washingtonhistory #wildbunch #manhunt #mancunt

    Harry Tracy Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 89:48


    One of the Pacific Northwest's famous manhunts for possible Wildbunch man. Make sure your posse is as drunk as possible. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #wildbunch #holeinthewallgang #washingtonhistory #oregonhistory #analroberts

    Buffalo Bill Cody & Annie Oakley Pt.3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 69:10


    The showman and the sureshot...manifest entertainment! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #wildwestshow #numbchucks #codywyoming

    Buffalo Bill Cody & Annie Oakley Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 66:46


    The show must go on, no matter how drunk the buffalo are. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic How The West Was Fucked | Podcast | Patreon #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #pighorsecamel #codywyoming #haunch

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