Impaired Upstairs

Just sit back, listen, and enjoy the vibes.Drink of the Week: Elysian Snailbones IPABand of the Week: From First to LastDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it! Follow us on Instagram @ImpairedUpstairs for more content.

Yeah, you read that right. We are already getting ready for Halloween. This is insanity.Drink of the Week: Elysian Altered Contact Tart IPA Band of the Week: American FootballDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it! Follow us on Instagram @ImpairedUpstairs for more content.YouTube link: https://youtu.be/tFk7L96FxgU

More drunk news! This time we throw Ryan back in the mix. It's summertime and that means folks are out doing dumb things while drinking and THAT means we have more great content to bring you.Drink of the Week: Black Raven Trickster IPABand of the Week: Prince Daddy and the HyenaDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it! Follow us on Instagram @ImpairedUpstairs for more content.YouTube link: https://youtu.be/J_Yi6HyI-Is

Today we have Brady, Cody, and some drunk news! We talk about the impaired folks of the world and the trouble they've gotten into, as well as watch some Instagram videos of some folks that have gotten rather intoxicated.Drink of the Week: Lost Coast IPABand of the Week: GostDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it! Follow us on Instagram @ImpairedUpstairs for more content.YouTube link: https://youtu.be/6gqQB9XqTRc

Cara Anderson is a total girlboss. She talks with us about drunk criminals and her future, which hopefully aren't related. Drink of the Week: Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPABand of the Week: La DisputeDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it! Follow us on Instagram @ImpairedUpstairs for more content.YouTube link: https://youtu.be/Dp3egazXj0s

This week we are joined by Mitch Zenobi! Mitch owns a tree service on the Olympic Peninsula and creates incredible videos that show all the hard work that goes into doing what he does.Be sure to check out Mitch Zenobi @mitchzenobitrees on Instagram and Facebook for all of his amazing content.Drink of the Week: Redhook Storm Surge Hazy IPABand of the Week: NirvanaDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it! Follow us on Instagram @ImpairedUpstairs for more content.

Episode 17 features Abigail Fishman, an accountant at a whiskey distillery. In this episode we talk about cheating in chess, elementary school dreams, and the woeful misconception that accountants are boring.Drink of the Week: Westland Single Malt Sherry Wood WhiskeyBand of the Week: InterpolDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it! Follow us on Instagram @ImpairedUpstairs for more content.

Davyd Cowan joins us on this episode to discuss his love of Mexican cervezas and fast cars. We cover a range of topics including moving halfway across the country, the legality of tattoo shops in Oklahoma, and having your brakes go out while careening down a massive hill.Drink of the Week: Pacifico CervezaBand of the Week: Lord HuronDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it! Follow us on Instagram @ImpairedUpstairs for more content.

This week we were joined by Haley Locke, an up-and-coming graphic designer. She talks with us about graduation, developing our logo, and working with difficult customers.Follow Haley at @haleylocke.design and @haleynlocke on Instagram for all of her latest and greatest.Drink of the Week: Gran Centenario Añejo TequilaBand of the Week: Tiny Moving PartsDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it!

Zack Montgomery joins us on episode 14 to teach us the ways of crypto. After some time in fire sciences and emergency medicine, Zack has essentially retired after striking it rich in the cryptomarket. Drink of the Week - Pina Colada Band of the Week - Rupert Holmes Don't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it!

Brian Cristion tells us about wrestling, remodeling, and a VERY serious injury.Drink of the Week: ModeloBand of the Week: Gord BamfordDon't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes and share this podcast if you like it!

Billy Sommers talks to us about his time working in retail. From Walmart to Walgreens, he's had some rough (but hilarious) encounters with customers.

In this episode, we talk with an authentic ocean cowboy about his time on the sea. He tells us a story about nearly colliding with a fishing vessel, and also gives us some insight into his new business. Check out our guest Daelan Ziegler on Instagram @ziegler_296. Drink of the Week: Woodford Reserve Double Oaked Band of the Week: Giants in the Trees Don't forget to check out our website impairedupstairs.com to see all of our previous episodes!

A ghost tried to kill Ryan, which is a big problem for us. In this episode we talk with our returning guest, Draigon, about all the creepy cryptids. We cover the gamut of things that go bump in the night, from Sasquatch to the Rat Hole. Drink of the Week: Rogue Batsquatch Hazy IPA Band of the Week: Red Hot Chili Peppers

What happens when you let a semi-truck get a little too far gone? Runaway Diesel! Today we chat about cryptocurrency, investments in high quality gear, and the Cold War. We also discuss how pervasive politics are in the current media landscape, Ryan's new business (@mpibuilt on Instagram), and long haul drives. Drink of the Week: Alaskan SMaSH Galaxy Band of the Week: Daughters

Griffin is back and you should check out his Instagram page @griffinagandcraft! In this episode we begin by talking about all manner of birds, bugs, and snakes and our terrifying experiences with them. We also discuss finding mathematics in nature, classic video games, the development of technology, and woodworking. Drink of the Week: Buffalo Trace Band of the Week: Primus

On this episode we welcome our friends Draigon and Elliott. This episodes covers riveting topics such as nostalgic media, high school slackers, and regional accents. We also talk about the likes of entertainment during COVID-19, our artistic pastimes, and independent media. Drink of the Week: Costco Claws (Kirkland Signature Hard Seltzer) Band of the Week: Greta Van Fleet

In this episode Brady, Cody, and Ryan talk about the high speed cross country road race called the Cannonball Run. They also talk about strange taxidermy practices, the fragility of life, times people humbled them, and learning curves. Additional topics include weird rules at work, guilty pleasures, and continuing to dab in 2021. Drink of the Week: Guinness Draught Bands of the Week: Battlestations! and twofourletterwords

This episode features our friend Silas, a tree felling chainsaw connoisseur. Silas tells us about the dangers of cutting trees, forest management, and getting to meet folks from different walks of life. We also discuss near death experiences and musical instruments. Check out Silas's instagram: Silas_Turner https://www.instagram.com/silas__turner/

Brady, Cody, and Ryan discuss driving in the snow, running from the cops, the Frozen Chosen, and the genetics of colorblindness. We also discuss a snake that lived at our local courthouse and the fact that octopuses will probably take over the world. We then get an extended look into the world of techwear from Cody.

On this episode we interview Griffin, who is an Evergreen State College graduate and aspiring farmer! We discuss a very wide range of topics, such as chainsaws, sustainable farming, and ecosystem health. Be sure to check out Griffin's Instagram page here! https://www.instagram.com/griffinagandcraft/

It's finally February and Dry January is over! Brady can now get impaired with the rest of the crew. In this episode we talk about the men behind the mics. We also spend time discussing the emotions of being away from home, tales of an EMT, and crazy coincidences. Finally, we talk a bit about motorsports, UFC, and bullfighting.

Why is all the music from Washington so sad? In this episode we begin by discussing the infamous Seattle Freeze. We also spend time considering the dark side of social media, gambling, satisfying feelings, GameStonk, and the Overton Window.