Just Hear Me Out: A Hypothetical Podcast for Real People

We're back folks! After a brief hiatus, Matt and Derek are here to tackle your favorite questions about imaginary characters beating each other up.

It's a trillion degrees in the attic today. We can't put the A/C on because it messes with the audio. But will we let this get to us?? Hell yes we will. Join Matt and Derek on a hot, sticky, uncomfortable adventure.

In this episode, the gang braves the ungodly July heat to bring you the laughs you deserve.

Try to imagine Derek with 12 million dollars........yeah, I can't either.

In this episode, Matt's brothers join in to help him rip apart all those shows from your childhood that you thought were just so pure and wholesome. Enjoy!

This those shows you watched as a kid were the best? WELL YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG. Let Matt and Derek poke holes in some of your favorite cartoons!

Thanks for hangin' in there. We'll have some brand-spankin' new content for you shortly.

So Matt's never heard of The Wiggles and Derek describes the perfect diet of inedible stuff. Also there's some stuff about losing their virginity so you guys can go ahead and enjoy that.

Whelp, Matt and Derek saw Avengers: Endgame and they share their thoughts what they saw in a real and totally not-fake way.

In this episode, Matt and Derek tackle hypothetical questions about The Avengers! Would you let Hulk babysit? Or Vision do your taxes? Enjoy this spoiler-free trainwreck!

In this episode, Matt's dad makes a sudden appearance. Music, TV, and kids today are discussed.

Hey folks! In this episode, Matt and Derek actually tackle a difficult question about morality before reverting back into immature butts.

In this episode, Matt and Derek FINALLY explore having sex with beloved cereal and candy mascots. It goes pretty much how you'd expect.

Derek's back and we're celebrating by verbally wailing on a poor, innocent listener. Sorry Greg, but you done messed up.

This week, the unthinkable happens.....Matt's dad is guest hosting. There is no yelling or dysfunction.No one makes light of the opioid epidemic. Everything is fine.

In this short and sweet episode, Matt attempts to brave the hypothetical landscape alone. Will he succeed, or will he implode in a flaming ball of bad improvised humor? Tune in and find out!

Hey folks! Are you tired of well paced, coherent discussions? Well do we have an episode for you! In this one, the boys attempt to rapid-fire answer "Top 5" questions. It goes....well?

Which is better: living in a world where, at any moment, someone can yell "DODGEBALL" and throw your world into chaos or live in fear of the day that you're guaranteed to take an airbag to the face?

In this episode, the podcast is invaded by (dramatic music) Matt's brothers in on our third "Who Would Win in a Fight?" show. Also a puppy is in the studio causing all sorts of commotion.

Oh no! The boys really did it this time. They forgot their IDs and couldn't get into the movies so they took aging potions to trick the theater people into letting them in! (If you're at home thinking "That makes no sense".... just keep it to yourself.) Once that's resolved, Matt and Derek discuss dealing with hypothetical scenarios of all sorts.

Matt and Derek play everyone's favorite high school hypothetical game: F**k, Marry, Kill! If you want to hear Matt vehemently defend Jack Black's honor, than this is the episode for you!

Is ignorance bliss? Where does your soul reside? In this episode, Matt and Derek get deep and profound....kinda.

In this episode, the boys dive into some more "who would win in a fight?" scenarios. Ever want to hear Derek go on a 10 minute tear imagining a fantasy fight between two cartoon mascots in a deli? No? Well, too bad!

In this gem of an episode, Matt and Derek welcome a local vagrant into their studio (Jack Walles) while they attempt to answer some food and feet related questions.

In this one-question episode, Derek regales Matt with stories of his accomplishments this week and Matt pretty much just goes off the rails weighing the pros and cons of immortality as told through the flawless cinematic masterpiece Twilight. Enjoy?

In this episode, you get to witness the forming of a brand new nation, the creation of everyone's new favorite super hero Spider Dick and also Matt becomes James Bond, but better and more responsible.

The boys are joined by Ms. Kath LeMay as they tackle intellectually stimulating concepts such as useless superpowers, sexy Pokemon and so much more. What better way to kick off the New Year?

It's the most wonderful time of the year and what better way to celebrate it than with your favorite two idiots trying to reshape Christmas in their own ridiculous image?! Happy Holidays, y'all!

In this very late episode, Derek and Matt hold a mirror up to society and ask the serious questions facing people today, such as "Would you rather be Robo-Cop or Santa?" Also, Derek shoots whiskey out of his nose and dies.

In this episode, Matt and Derek attempt to adjust to their new lives as world-famous podcasters.

In this episode, Matt and Derek share with you some of their best inventions before they tackle profound questions such as "Would you rather have taste buds in your butt or no taste buds at all?" and several other hypotheticals relating to *ahem* "lower anatomy." Enjoy!

In this episode of Just Hear Me Out, Derek and Matt duke it out in their first FIGHT EPISODE! Each question centers around answering the age old question: "Who would win in a fight?" Dennis the Menace vs. Richie Rich, Derek vs. 40 five-year-olds, a giant chicken vs. just a normal cow and more are on the docket in an episode that's sure to leave you feeling enraged and hungry for blood (or Chik-fil-A)

FIRST EPISODE! Everybody knows that the first episode of something is usually the worst. So good news! It can't get much worse than this, right?