Most Controversial

A decent amount of this episode is spent talking about houseofgord.com, which is a website dedicated to the preservation of images of people being used as chairs and hood ornaments. Everything else kinda dovetails from that. For weekly bonus episodes go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This episode is sort of an anthropological study of Baby Boomers that are too lazy to access their Netflix account. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I have a South Eastern Conference Disorder, it's where I call a woman fat and then I call myself fat.

Because it's pride month, I think a facelift and gender affirming surgery are basically the same thing. For bonus episodes every damn week, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Imma be honest, this teaser is mostly about ivory trading and how evil I would be if we got the patreon up to $1k a month. To support that goal, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Dave Blunts is my comfort character, I can sink into him like a beanbag chair and Gus thinks thats wrong. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This one's actually mostly talking about Starbucks and getting fired from the grocery store. For the full episode, get yo ass over to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Now that I'm off kratom, I can think clearly and put all my money into Dogecoin. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Getting into my disgusting hot tub located inside my bathroom, I have to wear a gas mask because of all the chlorine. 

Uncomfortable racial dynamics are keeping me from seeing an OBGYN, but not from attending an HBCU as a white guy. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Getting in touch with our primal side on this one, chasing your girlfriend through the woods and being a primal brat who gets punched on a wrestling mat. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Free porn? Nah just playing. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I went on the ProQuest archive to find old articles about animals and the accidents related to them.

Ken Burns has been humiliated by children, destroying his soul. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.

Griffin saved this one at the end by torturing Gus. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I went on the ProQuest Archive to read some old news stories. Most of them are about animal involved zoo accidents. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Going to the zoo, having fun at the zoo. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This episode was about r/CreativeWriting, but the most fun we had was reading news stories about zoo accidents. For the full episode, go to https://www.patreon.com/posts/r-126009421?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Featuring the tutorial of bad age gap relationships and an old Russian guy. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.

The Romance of the Butt Fingerer, a novel by me. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Why won't people subscribe to my onlyfans where I fuck Christmas presents. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

And Twins? Griffin and I weren't even aware of where that reference came from, but we both heard it somewhere. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Clay joined us to discuss the effects of working 90 hours a week at Ground Zero on a marriage. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Mastering the blade, experiencing the blade. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Gus said he didn't like this one but I did, we got to some Dr. Seuss opinions and then we had gay sex. For bonus episodes and gay sex, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Why isn't there an r/childsizedcoffins? Let's come together to make one! For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

This is one of the more NSFW episodes we've done, so warning if you don't want to hear about a really gross bathtub. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Playing games and having sexual style fun. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

The full title of this episode is "r/Chinese, r/Sniffies, Manhattan Puppies & Kittens, Astrologers, Hypnotists, Axe Throwing Bars, McDonalds, NYU, Life Coach, Sam Adams Taproom, r/MentalHealth, r/CodeLyoko, r/FairlyOddParents, r/BetweenTheLions, r/Redwall, r/WonderPets, r/Legal, r/Backyardigans, r/Pokemon, r/Fakemon, r/BarneyTheDinosaur, r/Lebowski, r/PulpFiction, r/UltimateVeggieTales, r/OBrotherWhereArtThou, r/HailCaesar, r/QuentinTarantino, r/NoCountryForOldMen, r/ColonialWilliamsburg, r/Thanksgiving with Hesse (@zerosuitcamus)" and it can be found at patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Some of the most respectful and nice fetish guys we've looked at, except for the guy that hangs himself from flagpoles in Chicago. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Solve my riddles three, and your slave I shall be.  For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

ant burger, insecticide fog machine, all the classics are here. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Reuploading this bc I messed it up initially, I am SHIT. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Hey rockin mamas, I'm one of the characters from Hazbin Hotel, and I have imposter syndrome burnout. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

We bounce around a lot but eventually find out what happens when you feed pasta to a cow. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

A charming man stops playing PS4 so he can make dinner for his wife but just poops his pants while drunk driving instead. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Logically, you would want Fry to kill his dog. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

One of the best posts of all time. His dad named him Applestrom. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I hate Shitmas so much, that any any extrovert. For bonus weekly episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Kinda gross, but probably our most intelligent riff yet. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Im so sick from my wife leaving me and also from 5000 calories in cookies.

Yearning biracially at the function. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Very excited to have Frankie on for a crossover episode of internet weirdo anthropology to talk about the foot fetishists of Reddit. Go subscribe to Frankie https://www.youtube.com/@skumbagovich. You should also go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial for weekly bonus episodes.

Griffin is Santa, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial for the full episode.

Gettin Stinky. For episodes like this, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.

I have an idea, listen to this episode of the podcast. For bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Chip and Pepper are our new favorite jeans merchants. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Hannah and Spencer of Get Cynical join us to go back into Reddit's most famous cesspool. For bonus episodes of our show, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I was low energy on this one before powering up and becoming not pissed anymore. For bonus episodes every week go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial.

Hamas THUGS want to steal my marbles and paint buckets. For the full episode you can go to Patreon.com/mostcontroversial

For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial