Murder She Rolled

So.... the city is falling. The gang tries to find a way to stop it, but the fallout it causes might already be too much for the party to handle. Maybe choosing a new Sky God will save them?This episode contains... actually just plug your ears when David says "daddy" and you'll be totally fine. We're cleaning up our act this time around.Support the show

Prepare for the most massive lore dump of the season, folks. Miriam FINALLY explains what Caiphon really is! Lucky, Zippy, and Posey find out something VERY important about themselves, we play with Lucky's oil flask, Hope is excellent at Lord of the Rings lore, EDWIN figures out the wallpaper thing, and Alan cries real tears (and gets called mean names for it).This episode contains some killer your mom jokes, and a few icky swears. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

Posey and Deacon finally get some time alone, and things get... surprisingly non-sexy. Lucky hunts down Saint Coralius, and the rest of the gang conduct a proper, successful, and well-strategized interrogation of Lord Drakenburn. We're a great team, y'all, we swear.This episode contains Vesper homophobia, talk of violent death, attempts at violent death, and dirty icky nasty language. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

The corpsey-crew FINALLY gets to Avantir, Edwin looks into the face of (a) god and faces the consequences, Miriam experiences upload errors, Hope has... Hope errors, and everyone who isn't Posey functionally loses the plot. But hey, we meet someone really important at the end!This episode contains some icky language, childishly crude humor, and a bit of butt stuff (conversationally). Listener discretion advised.Support the show

The gang wraps up their intensifying back-and-forth with Mother Death, while Miriam takes Lucky on a (totally platonic) side quest into the horrors of her office desk.This episode contains David saying "dungeon daddy" too many times, graphic descriptions of fleshy violence, and a mention of suicide. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

With Azrael defeated (?), the gang tries pretty half-heartedly to set up a new system of government, run away with Miriam, take hard drugs, and bicker in Heaven's backrooms, all while trying to investigate the growing menace that is Mother Death's often-seeing-eye.This episode contains psychedelic mushrooms, icky language, and Mom and Dad fighting again. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

Yep, this whole episode is a very poorly executed court case. And it features a very VIOLENTLY executed.... well, you'll just have to listen and find out.This episode features strong language, murder, sacrifices, some god-tier gaslighting on everyone's part, and David saying "dungeon daddy" again. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

Our first-ever Patron-voted episode! Please enjoy an insane combination of Ethan playing single-player DnD with a dead character, and David trying to have chemistry with himself when he's really just alone with a mic in his room.This episode contains almost entirely dead people. And some swearing. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

The Pram Fam embarks on their most raucous adventure yet - attending a party they were never invited to. And there's a weird amount of nudity involved? Will they ever find the boat repair shop, or will they be too busy finding... THEMSELVES????This episode contains under-the-bleachers-style flashing, naked health spas, carrier pigeon nudes, and a brief Blood Atonement. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

It's Vesper's turn to pay the Ferry Man's toll. Can she and Edwin be trusted? The gang sails to Holovail and meets a whole new weird kind of entity - in a town that Zippy swore never to return to....This episode contains swearing, the tip of the rim, and some frankly extreme bullying of a perfectly innocent Edwin. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

We are SO BACK! The gang meets our 2 new (?) party members, everyone almost dies, Lucky is briefly a flesh sail, among other awful things, and we meet an ooooooold friend again! Jonathan Decker is also here learning the ropes (pun intended), and he's already snarkier than the rest of us.This episode contains many expletives, almost exclusively directed towards Edwin. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

Enjoy this sneak peek of Coffin Talk, a show we do every other week on our Patreon between episodes! The gang talks about the first half of the Season, our feelings and theories so far, and what we're hoping for with the second half!This Coffin Talk involves discussion of murder, gore, personal trauma, and the phrase, "fingie in the Kravitz". Listener discretion advised.Support the show

It's the mid-season finale, and the pieces are finally starting to come together. What happened to Lucky? And what role does Dr. Kravitz play in it? How will Zippy, Posey, and Stick escape the Screamers closing in on them? What secrets lie in the vault??This episode contains extreme gore, vomit-inducing transformations, and a half-elf with a mouth that's forgotten he's not a sailor anymore. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

Oh boy. This is the big one, folks. Decisions were made last episode, and we all get to pay for them now. Posey and Zippy get smashed (like the alcohol-kind. And maybe the gory kind too, listen and see I guess), Stick and Delilah have a warm, heartfelt conversation, and Lucky meets his hero.This episode includes flesh monsters, graphic violence, too many ribcages, a genuinely traumatic penultimate scene, and diving into the Glory Hole (Not like that though. It's worse, actually). Listener discretion strongly advised.Support the show

Everyone is best friends with each other and open and loving and trusting and kind.Delilah doesn't seem to have anything going wrong internally, which is great for the party. Lucky isn't a horrifying monster from beyond the stars, so nothing to potentially grapple with there. Posey has legs (as usual), and Zippy never gets tired of being surrounded by incompetence. And even if all of those statements were lies, at least the party stuck together, right?This episode contains very abrupt , bloody murder, brainstem fusing, and pie recipes. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

Delilah is so smart guys. She's educated. She reads. You can tell by the way she always does the smartest thing.Posey, Zippy, Lucky and Stick get to deal with a lot of consequences of Delilah's genius this episode. It's super-easy, and goes really really well. Almost nobody even dies!This episode has combat, swearing, self-harm, foul language, titanic idiocy, more swearing, and some swearing.Listener discretion advised.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/murdersherolled/Join our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/murdersherolledSupport the show

Zippy, Delilah and Posey have to get through a maze. Lucky charges headlong into, over, and partially through, danger. Stick goes along for the ride.Zippy also does something so incredible that David briefly quits the podcast. And playing D&D at all. Delilah wants to do something bad and possibly dumb. Posey talks her down. Lucky and Stick speed-run the previous episode in reverse, but only after the least scary, but most gross pole-vault in human (half-elven & halfling) history.This episode features a "Meat Channel" but it's worse than you think. There's also blood and gore, disturbing descriptions of things, and general ick-factor.Listener discretion advised.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/murdersherolled/Join our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/murdersherolledSupport the show

Delilah and Posey get stuck down a shaft (ew, not like that!) and Lucky, Zippy and Stick sneak through a room. But it's a SCARY room!Zippy also does something so incredible that her companions don't even notice, Delilah shares a feeling (gasp) Lucky doesn't (double-gasp) and Posey has incredible emotional intelligence (yawn.)This episode swears, overwrought emotions, vomit-y sounds, gore, innuendos, outuendos, and Milton.Listener discretion advised.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/murdersherolled/Join our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/murdersherolledSupport the show

The Dead-tectives (eh. needs work) are attacked by a screamer. They search up some new mysteries. Lucky is emotionally vulnerable for once, and no one cares. Delilah is emotionally mature for once, and everyone is confused. Stick and Posey just deal with things, and Zippy learns something new and exciting (and possibly disgusting? Sorry, no kink-shaming here) about herself.This episode contains sucking (not that kind,) cutting (not self-harm,) flailing tentacles (not that kind,) flame-seared half-elf,  and copious gore.Listener discretion advised.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/murdersherolled/Join our subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/murdersherolledSupport the Show.

This was going to be a Patreon-exclusive mini-campaign, but we decided that you all need to hear the beginnings of the show! But first, a little backstory:When David and Alan decided to make this show, they put their heads together to try to cast people that they knew, that they knew were funny, and that they thought would play off each other in surprising and interesting ways.Once they put together our list of people they wanted, they were thrilled when they all said "yes!" immediately. But then David & Alan got really nervous about actually getting them in a room together and recording the show. Especially since several of the cast had never played D&D before. But David has run and perfected this haunted house mini-campaign several times, and thought it would make a great audition. So everyone came over to Alan's basement, sat down, and 10 minutes later started recording this gem.Ten minutes into the campaign, David & Alan shared a look. This cast is perfect.Content Warning: Murder She Rolled Haunted House is a spooky, bloody, gory, sweaty podcast for mature ghosts and ghouls. Listener discretion advised.Support the Show.

Back in the real world, the crew learns more about Mother Death's machinations, Miriam's kinks, and how screwed up the whole system is, maaaaan. Stick shares what details he can with the crew. Delilah is just so angry.And they arrive at the Fortress of the Forgotten Sun. It's unpleasant.This episode contains a hog-tied Elder Being, profanity, gore, wriggling, and a very frank, profane discussion of Disney Princess fashion.Listener discretion advised.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/murdersherolled/Support the Show.

The Ferryman takes his fee and leaves. Our adventurers execute a perfect training montage! They take a slight detour on their way to the Fortress of the Forgotten Sun, and Stick learns a lot more about his companions than he bargained for.Things get hot and heavy for Lucky, but maybe not as hot as someone would have wanted. You'll have to listen to find out. This episode contains adult language, frank discussions of potentially off-putting sexuality, and several stick-based genitalia jokes. Also, Lucky curses like a sailor.Listener discretion advised.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/murdersherolled/Support the Show.

Zippy is hungover. Posey sees what things in the water. Lucky continues to not believe in things. Delilah worries about her own mental health. And Stick probably should worry about his own mental health more. The Ferryman takes his payment, in the form of scary stories from our adventurers. This episode features spooky ships, tragic and gruesome bear rampages, a scary doll, haunted forests, and the annihilation of an entire village. Also, Lucky curses like a sailor.Listener discretion advised.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/murdersherolled/Support the Show.

Zippy says some things she maybe shouldn't have, and Canterbury falls to chaos. The gang's only escape is aboard Stick's *borrowed* boat, but do they know the way out? And do they know what waits in the water?Support the Show.

The Emissary is defeated! Delilah's dad loses his Zad. The murder crew learns where they have to go next. An impromptu travel song happens. Lucky goes shopping. Zippy gets hammered (again). And Delilah and Posey peer into the future.This episode features fashion faux-pas, addiction, gross eyeball stuff, old ladies, and non-sexy sexy talk.Listener discretion advised.Support the Show.

Delilah finds her murderer. Richard gives up trying to hide his dirty little secret. Zippy and Posey find each other in the comfort of a mech-suit. Lucky finds that coolness just isn't enough sometimes. And Edwin finds a new playmate, inside his brain.Then the Emissary of Caiphon finds everyone, and it gets real spicy.This episode features swears, dead bodies, reanimated dead bodies, shocking violence. not-so-shocking violence, a real zaddy moment, and rage.It's gross. You'll love it. Listener discretion advised.Support the Show.

Delilah has to confront the dark truth about her family. Edwin confronts the dark truth about his dog. Zippy confronts the dark truth of the moon. Lucky does not confront the dark truth of his uncoolness. Posey confronts the dark truth of his inability to cast shadows. And Richard earns himself a new nickname!This episode features swears, dead bodies, reanimated dead bodies, murder, a partially devoured corpse, abusive relationships, and inexplicable lust.It's gross. You'll love it. Listener discretion advised.Support the Show.

More deaths and mayhem. A quick visit to Mother Death. An interrupted interlude for Lucky and Miriam. Delilah gets even more angry (yeah, we didn't know it was possible either!) Zippy puts more fingies in even more crevices. Edwin goes fishing!And hey, has anyone seen Posey?This episode features swears, dead bodies, reanimated dead bodies, fingering (but not that. It's worse,) abusive relationships, and lots of gagging noises (but not that. It's worse.)It's gross. You'll love it. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

Things spiral out of control after the untimely (second?) death of Huckleberry Beauregard. Delilah can't even with this, Posey and Zippy become sleuths, Lucky puts some skeletons in a closet (body in a basement, but, ya know, samesies,) and Edwin discovers the power of, uh... what were we talking about?This episode features swears, dead bodies, reanimated dead bodies, tumescent dead boyfriends, abusive relationships, and the phrase "Fingies in the crevices." It's gross. You'll love it. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

Who murdered Delilah Winthrop? Is she secretly a southern debutante? Where does the Winthrop family fortune come from? What is Posey's deal with butterknives?WHO IS EDWIN?This episode features swears, dead bodies, reanimated dead bodies, squishy sound effects, and just a soupçon of sexiness. It's gross. You'll love it. Listener discretion advised.Support the show

We meet Lucky, Posey, Zippy, and Delilah, the four heroes (?) of our podcast. They are rudely awakened from slumber (death) and meet with Mother Death. A lovely woman who tasks them with solving their own murders, in 1 year's time.Or they'll all go to hell.This episode features swears, dead bodies, reanimated dead bodies, squishy sound effects, and just a hint of sexiness. It's kinda gross. You'll love it. Listener discretion advised.Support the show