Quentessential With Jordan Quent

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Comedian Jordan Quent can’t afford therapy, so instead he sits down every week in front of a microphone and speaks his mind.

Jordan Quent


    • Sep 7, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 23 EPISODES


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    24 - Don't Call it a Comeback

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 45:08


    They're back, baby! Jordan and Allie have moved home from Miami and are back in the Studio where they belong. Giving life updates, debating whether or not they're shitty people, and going off on so many tangents It's like they're in an episode of Family Guy. Instagram: @Quentessentialpod Email: Quentessentialpod@gmail.com

    23 - Stranded In Atlanta

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 74:14


    The Quent family finds themselves up Shit Creek without a paddle. Luckily Allie and Jordan lived to tell the tale. They discuss their big life change, and bullshit together like old times.

    22 - w/ Michael Udall

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 98:28


    AZ native Michael Udall is a Pro gamer, twitch streamer, esports organization owner, commentator, and was the 2016 ‘Heroes of the Dorm' champion for ASU. He truly is one of the most interesting and entertaining guys out there. This episode isn't long enough.

    20 - w/ Obi Ben

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 67:09


    Obi Ben is a Salt Lake City based Artist whose music has been featured on playlists such as Spotify's ‘New Music Friday', and boasts millions of plays on YouTube. We learn about his experiences in the Music Industry thus far, get insight on some of his creative processes, and talk about how Utah is quite literally Hell on Earth. Come join in, you might just learn a thing or two.

    19 - That Makes My Glaw Jaw!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 62:21


    Hey Everyone, we hate Stanley Cups and we're not afraid to say it. Also, real Basketball fans only please. This week, our "That Won't Do" list is overflowing with baloney. So come along for the ride, but don't scream when you hear a swear word. Or else I'll turn this car around gosh dang it.

    18 - The Lost Voice Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 51:55


    Allie's voice got lost somewhere in Cali but that doesn't mean we can't still shoot the shit. We Discuss Jordan's first paid Comedy gig, weird insect bathroom techniques, teenage gang-bangs in 'Euphoria', and much more. This episode's a shorty but still a goodie that's for sure.

    17 - Adam and Kimee Turley

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 84:59


    The famous Adam Turley and his wife Kimberlee Turley bless us with their presence on the podcast this week! We talk about our fun weekend in Cali, Allies little secret, and some stuff that's better left unsaid. We've got no filters over here. Please enjoy.

    16 - Valentine's Day Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 78:11


    Well hidey-ho there, gang. Gather 'round, sit down criss-cross applesauce, and feast your ears. Dating horror stories, tales of forbidden architecture lovers, and some tear jerking booty music. We've got it all.

    15 - King Ass Ripper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 64:59


    We get real real nostalgic on you guys this episode. From ranking the hottest Disney Princes, to remembering who were the biggest sluts at our High schools. Allie gets introduced to the infamous "King Ass Ripper", and we play some of our favorite games.

    14 - Weenie Worms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 57:25


    Crackhead comedians, worms that swim into d*ck holes, and nonconsensual interior decorating. Come along for the ride, baby.

    13 - Coming Out Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 61:52


    Jordan and Allie open up about their faith transition and their current stance on religion. They play a friendly game of "Would you rather", and discover how big Rasputin's d*ck is. Tune in for all the dirty details.

    12 - Settlers Of Zarahemla

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 66:49


    Guess who's back, baby! Due to popular demand, Jordan is joined once again by the one and only Allie Quent! They talk about their shared hatred for missionaries, break down some unwritten rules of society, and tell stories about people shitting their pants. Just an average day at Quentessential studios.

    11 - Allie Quent

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 69:24


    Jordan is joined by his lovely wife Allie Quent. They talk about bodily functions obviously, dumbos on social media, and re-kindle their love while answering fan-submitted questions.

    10 - Who Farted In My Cereal?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 50:41


    Jordan flirts with the idea of selling farts online, is diagnosed as "Mildly Sociopathic", and desperately tries to re-launch his rap career. Instagram: Instagram.com/jordanrquent TikTok: tiktok.com/@jordanrquent

    9 - Gimme The Sploosh!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 50:04


    Jordan discusses unpopular opinions, daydreams about life at Camp GreenLake, and reads fan-submitted hookup stories. It's *wild* out there. Instagram: Instagram.com/jordanrquent TikTok: tiktok.com/@jordanrquent

    8 - Mr. Specific

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 51:40


    Stolen parking spots, Guatemalan rivers, and stinky first date surprises. This one's a doozie.

    7 - Anime Magellan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 56:40


    Jordan paves the way for all of the closeted anime fans, dodges a bullet in a parking garage, and experiences PTSD thinking about Modern Warfare 2 Lobbies.

    6 - Friendsgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 54:02


    If you like Angels of Death, hate seeing your extended family at Thanksgiving, and are starting to think you were actually drugged by that girl back in 2015, then this episode is perfect for you. Take a seat

    5 - The Brother-In-Law Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 33:36


    Dark Souls, Lonely Strip Clubs, and wannabe Cowboys. Jordan applies for a job at Fruit Roll-Ups, and bombs on stage. Enjoy.

    4 - Franky The Trash Cat

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 39:22


    Jordan tries to adopt a new friend, teaches everybody a free lesson on gym etiquette, and accidentally talks about his emotions.

    3 - The 25 Year Old Grandpa

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 36:26


    Jordan recaps the past week, explains his road trip struggles, and recounts his famous elementary school bathroom story.

    2 - Get Out of My Window

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 47:12


    Jordan rants about annoying coffee baristas and boring T.V. shows. Reminisces about kids getting hurt in elementary school, and asks the hard hitting questions about your bathroom habits.

    1 - Old People Suck

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 41:26


    Jordan introduces himself and the Podcast, complains about old people, talks about hobos in his backyard, and more.

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