Quentessential With Jordan Quent

They're back, baby! Jordan and Allie have moved home from Miami and are back in the Studio where they belong. Giving life updates, debating whether or not they're shitty people, and going off on so many tangents It's like they're in an episode of Family Guy. Instagram: @Quentessentialpod Email: Quentessentialpod@gmail.com

The Quent family finds themselves up Shit Creek without a paddle. Luckily Allie and Jordan lived to tell the tale. They discuss their big life change, and bullshit together like old times.

AZ native Michael Udall is a Pro gamer, twitch streamer, esports organization owner, commentator, and was the 2016 ‘Heroes of the Dorm' champion for ASU. He truly is one of the most interesting and entertaining guys out there. This episode isn't long enough.

Obi Ben is a Salt Lake City based Artist whose music has been featured on playlists such as Spotify's ‘New Music Friday', and boasts millions of plays on YouTube. We learn about his experiences in the Music Industry thus far, get insight on some of his creative processes, and talk about how Utah is quite literally Hell on Earth. Come join in, you might just learn a thing or two.

Hey Everyone, we hate Stanley Cups and we're not afraid to say it. Also, real Basketball fans only please. This week, our "That Won't Do" list is overflowing with baloney. So come along for the ride, but don't scream when you hear a swear word. Or else I'll turn this car around gosh dang it.

Allie's voice got lost somewhere in Cali but that doesn't mean we can't still shoot the shit. We Discuss Jordan's first paid Comedy gig, weird insect bathroom techniques, teenage gang-bangs in 'Euphoria', and much more. This episode's a shorty but still a goodie that's for sure.

The famous Adam Turley and his wife Kimberlee Turley bless us with their presence on the podcast this week! We talk about our fun weekend in Cali, Allies little secret, and some stuff that's better left unsaid. We've got no filters over here. Please enjoy.

Well hidey-ho there, gang. Gather 'round, sit down criss-cross applesauce, and feast your ears. Dating horror stories, tales of forbidden architecture lovers, and some tear jerking booty music. We've got it all.

We get real real nostalgic on you guys this episode. From ranking the hottest Disney Princes, to remembering who were the biggest sluts at our High schools. Allie gets introduced to the infamous "King Ass Ripper", and we play some of our favorite games.

Crackhead comedians, worms that swim into d*ck holes, and nonconsensual interior decorating. Come along for the ride, baby.

Jordan and Allie open up about their faith transition and their current stance on religion. They play a friendly game of "Would you rather", and discover how big Rasputin's d*ck is. Tune in for all the dirty details.

Guess who's back, baby! Due to popular demand, Jordan is joined once again by the one and only Allie Quent! They talk about their shared hatred for missionaries, break down some unwritten rules of society, and tell stories about people shitting their pants. Just an average day at Quentessential studios.

Jordan is joined by his lovely wife Allie Quent. They talk about bodily functions obviously, dumbos on social media, and re-kindle their love while answering fan-submitted questions.

Jordan flirts with the idea of selling farts online, is diagnosed as "Mildly Sociopathic", and desperately tries to re-launch his rap career. Instagram: Instagram.com/jordanrquent TikTok: tiktok.com/@jordanrquent

Jordan discusses unpopular opinions, daydreams about life at Camp GreenLake, and reads fan-submitted hookup stories. It's *wild* out there. Instagram: Instagram.com/jordanrquent TikTok: tiktok.com/@jordanrquent

Stolen parking spots, Guatemalan rivers, and stinky first date surprises. This one's a doozie.

Jordan paves the way for all of the closeted anime fans, dodges a bullet in a parking garage, and experiences PTSD thinking about Modern Warfare 2 Lobbies.

If you like Angels of Death, hate seeing your extended family at Thanksgiving, and are starting to think you were actually drugged by that girl back in 2015, then this episode is perfect for you. Take a seat

Dark Souls, Lonely Strip Clubs, and wannabe Cowboys. Jordan applies for a job at Fruit Roll-Ups, and bombs on stage. Enjoy.

Jordan tries to adopt a new friend, teaches everybody a free lesson on gym etiquette, and accidentally talks about his emotions.

Jordan recaps the past week, explains his road trip struggles, and recounts his famous elementary school bathroom story.

Jordan rants about annoying coffee baristas and boring T.V. shows. Reminisces about kids getting hurt in elementary school, and asks the hard hitting questions about your bathroom habits.

Jordan introduces himself and the Podcast, complains about old people, talks about hobos in his backyard, and more.