Quinoa Cuties

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A health and fitness comedy podcast from two trash people. Comedians Tony Sykowski (somehow straight) and Rachel Williams (somehow married) get catty as they discuss staying hot, trending health and fitness stories, fad diets they're attempting, and talking to guests about how their trying (and failing) to stay healthy. Stay Cute!

Tony Sykowski, Rachel Williams


    • May 12, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 11 EPISODES


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    Episode 11: The Cuties Have Inspirational Sh*t Talk with Tori Piskin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 45:32


    The Cuties talk to comedian Tori Piskin (Got It From My Mama Podcast) about her experience living with Lyme disease, and what it's like having to deal with dating, Facebook drama, enemas, and more!

    Episode 10: The Cuties Are Recovering Bros with Mike Geraghty

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 49:24


    The Cuties talk about how Tony did park yoga for the first time since Covid hit before talking to guest Mike Geraghty (Recovering Bros, iO Chicago) about his drinking days in Reno, what trainers are getting wrong, the best mood to be in for digesting food, teamsters protesting rat poison, and more!

    Episode 9: The Cuties Have A Tea Bender with Jacob Williams

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 47:02


    The Cuties talk about an article they found on Mind, Body, Green about how sex drive is lowered from a lack of sleep, and a study that says that men who sleep more have bigger testicles. Then they speak with comedian Jacob Williams (Colbert, Wild 'n Out) about his sweet tooth, how he enjoys bars more now that he's not drinking, Rachel's drunk broccoli eating habits, and more!

    Episode 8: The Cuties Legalize Yoga in Alabama Public Schools with Rep. Jeremy Gray

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 44:46


    The Cuties speak with Alabama State Representative Jeremy Gray who is working to pass a bill to legalize yoga in Alabama's public schools. They discuss the origin of the current bill, why yoga was banned in schools in 1993, educating those in the bible belt that practicing yoga does not make you Hindu, and much more!

    Episode 7: The Cuties Bring Up Wagon Man with Caitlin Reese

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 65:03


    The Cuties discuss an interview Chris Hemsworth gave about how he'd get more respect as an actor if he didn't stay in great shape, and then speak with comedian Caitlin Reese (Best of Helium 2020 Vol. 2, Straight Guys Podcast) about the difference between anxiety attacks and panic attacks, what it's like being a queer comedian in a straight world, Tony's obsession with Wagon Man, the importance of platonic female friends, and much more. More information to assist if one has an eating disorder: https://www.intuitiveeating.org

    Episode 6: The Cuties Accidentally Sign Up For An Antivaxxer Newsletter

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 47:31


    The Cuties discuss how Tony accidentally signed them up for an antivaxxer newsletter titled "I Am Not A Domestic Terrorist" from an herbal supplement company called Lost Herbs Empire, and do a deep dive into the company's history, it's founder Logan Christopher (Epstein Truther and strongman), Rachel reads a positive review of a boner powder, and more.

    Episode 5: The Cuties Biohack with Shafi Hossain

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 44:26


    The Cuties invite on comedian Shafi Hossain (Penthouse Comedy, Americanized Podcast) to discuss the keto diet, intermittent fasting, stoicism, biohacking, being addicted to Mountain Dew, and eating in front of people celebrating Ramadan.

    Episode 4: The Cuties Watch Plus Side Models vs Keto2FatLose

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 33:54


    The Cuties discuss how plus size models Hunter McGrady and Katie Sturino had their picture stolen by an instagram account called @Keto2FatLose, and used as a before photo of Bella and Gigi Hadid to promote the Keto diet.

    Episode 3: The Cuties Talk Slimfast and Soft Hands (With Jessica Levin)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 55:01


    The Cuties talk to comedian Jessica Levin about her experiences trying to lose weight, porn ASMR, what she'd be willing to do for love, and more.

    Episode 2: The Cuties Are Exercise Snacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 49:40


    The Cuties talk about the quarantine trend of exercise snacks, the ridiculous scientific studies done to prove they work, a fitness guru who's trying to capitalize on it, and what the phrase "exercise snack" should really mean.

    Episode 1: The Cuties Talk Happy Vaginas and Smelly Dicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 38:53


    In their first episode, The Cuties talk indoor workouts, what they think gave them Covid, and dive deep into the articles "Do you know the state of your vagina's microbiome? Here's why it matters" and “What to Do if Your Penis Smells”. Article Links: https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/everything-that-can-mess-with-your-vaginal-microbiome-from-md https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19536863/does-your-penis-smell/

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