Podcasts about slim fast

Thanksgiving is like warmup sex for Christmas. And, you should never go to a party with a ‘loaded chamber.' Lazlo and SlimFast read the ‘men diagram' for dating apps. What things from back then are now luxuries? We called our attorney and asked him a really important question; Can you wear a penis costume in public? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys talk about the soccer dad that beat up a stealing group of teens, Janelle Monáe saying she can time travel (genuinely), a man who shot a pedophile now running for sheriff, Trump asking 230 million from the Justice Department, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo thinks Halloween is for children, and Slims' friend got diarrhea at a Halloween Party. As a kid, Lazlo had to walk with friends to keep from getting attacked by the Oakland County Child Killer. What happened to Baby Lisa? Men have been ‘Bathroom Camping' since the beginning of time, and attractive people get a lot more advantages. A company came out with a toilet camera that analyzes your butt. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the AWS Outages, the art heist from the Louvre, Trump starting construction for the White House Ballroom, a man threatening to ‘shoot up' the Atlanta airport, Parents leaving their baby on the beach, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's ex-wife is staying with him for the week. Jonathan Cain is leaving Journey; Is there anyone who gets hotter as they get older? Slim is so weird with his cabinet food. Lazlo places his sports bets, and Shohe i Ohtani is AMAZING with last night's 10 strike outs and 3 home runs. Slim gives advice on how to get better answers from AI. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how someone may have tried to assassinate Trump, Israel confirmed a strike on Gaza, robbers stole the Louvres' crown jewels, Kada Scotts' remains were found, Meta has new parental controls for AI, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Sabrena Morgan, Co-Founder of Transforming Criminal Justice, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to share her incredible story. From meth addiction and dealing drugs, to surviving being shot in the head, to serving time in federal prison, she now co-leads a nonprofit helping formerly incarcerated people rebuild their lives and adjust back to soci ety. You can find Sabrena Morgan at @sabrenamorgan (Tik Tok) and @thesabrenamorgan (Instagram).

Lazlo's son went through surgery, and people who film their kids' post-surgery are weird. SlimFast almost yelled at a lady going to a food bank. RIP Ace Frehley, and there's now a Brewers Karen. Lazlo places his sports bets, and loves going to the strip-club mid-day. In Headlines, the guys discuss the three guys in Halloween masks who threatened a Virginia woman, the Florida teen who faked his own abduction, a brain surgeon who let their 12 year old drill a skull during an operation, Kim K's is selling pubic hair thongs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' the Joe Camel of Kratom. What's with all these women teachers hooking up with students? Slim got a warning from his neighbor. Lazlo and SlimFast are DISGUSTED by women' s bathroom (and periods). SlimFast gave himself a sponge bath, and Lazlo places a lot of money on a sports bet. Would you re-do your college years? In Headlines, a lady got stabbed in Marshalls due to a slow line, Erotica Chat GBT is coming, lead is being found in protein powder, a Missouri dad coached his daughter while she was beating up her bully, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

With the new controversy with the Blue Valley School Teacher, Lazlo and SlimFast admit to riling up kids in his school. The guys reflect on 'Tuesday with Lazlo,' and talk about becoming ‘empty nesters.' Lazlo and Slim HIGHLY recommend Task. What's the scariest movie of all time? Was ‘Oscar' banging Slims' mom?? Courtney Love was a lead singer for Faith No More??? In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent Nor'easter, Alec Baldwin is being messy (again), a Denver cop that was fired for hitting on a domestic violence survivor, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Lazlo' sons' torn ACL, and the man causing a scene on Slims' honeymoon plane. Lazlo rants about the refs always saying ‘upon further discussion,' and Slim is heavily against having stickers on your car if you want to avoid road rage. In Headlines, the guys discuss the helicopter crash in California, the multiple homecoming shootings that happened in Mississippi, a woman getting shot at a Petsmart after not saying ‘Thank you,' hostages being released, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SimFast worry (at least, somewhat) about medical bills. Lazlo was given a note by everyone in the 4th grade saying they don't like him, and Lazlo and SlimFast are Tunnel buddies. What do women see as red flags, early on? College is EXPENSIVE, and Lazlo picks his sports bets. In Headlines: Tyrese Gibson (from Four Brothers) has a warrant for animal cruelty, ChatGBT got a kid in Missouri busted after he asked about smashing car windows, a 22 year old man faked an ID to enroll back into HighSchool, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's son tore his ACL, and SlimFast and Lazlo debate whether men and women should have the same physical tests. Go Tigers! Lazlo strongly advises people to keep their shoes on at work and finds the after-parties at weddings cringe-worthy. After hearing about the announcer who called the Alabama Honeybees “the face of Ozempic,” the guys wonder if he went too far. In Headlines, the guys talk about how Trump wants to use cities as training grounds and fire overweight generals and admirals, the government shutdown, a Michigan football player body-slamming another player and breaking his spine, and much, much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo grills SlimFast about his upcoming wedding; Why hasn't he said anything?? Bob gave Slim ‘The Prenup Talk.' What do you start dreading doing once you're older? ChatGBT now has parental controls, and Mr Beasts' newest video shouldn't be that controversial. KFC's ‘ Great Great Great Nephew' leaked a secret recipe, and it leads the guys to think people are humping couches. Younger people don't drive with music on? And since when did they start smoking? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

How did Lazlo get his ex-wife to watch football? And what were parents feeding their kids in the 80s and 90s? Jeriney pays us a visit! SlimFast and Lazlo discuss dating app expectations, and Lazlo shares the stats on how likely your kid is to be yours (spoiler alert: it's low). Lazlo and SlimFast are blown away by how many country singers have “Brian” or “Bryant” in their name. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast cover the multiple mass shootings over the weekend, new evidence in the Yogurt Shop murders after 30 years, two 14-year-old girls who stole 25 guinea pigs, Bad Bunny headlining the Super Bowl, a man admitting to killing his parents on TV, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

David Bell, one of Kansas City's top defense attorneys, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to answer all the big questions—like, “What do I do if I hit a DUI checkpoint?” and "What's a case you had that should be a Netflix doc?”

SlimFast didn't get donuts, and Lazlo and Summer are BUMMED. What are Lazlo and Slims' “Don't knock it till you try it,” life hacks? Lazlo and SlimFast brainstorm questions to ask a Defense Attorney. Wichita was voted as the least friendliest cities?? And SlimFast heavily agrees? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trumps' order with Tik Tok, Hegseth calling top military leaders to a meeting, the singer D4vd and the on-going murder-case, Trump thinking about moving FIFA, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast have a much needed debrief after yesterday's corporate meeting. The guys have different opinions about Gary Cohen getting onto a Mets' player for leaving a game for Charlie Kirk' s funeral. Lazlo can't stand Church bands, and is blown away by current apartment prices. Lazlo places his bets, and SlimFast and him get in a debate over Salvy. In Headlines, the guys discuss the new updates on the Dallas shooting, fake apartment scams, kids tipping over a cop in a Porta Potty, stretch yogurt, parents currently mad that they are re-opening Camp Mystic, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts

It became “a way of life” built around the simple idea of replacing meals with diet shakes…but can SlimFast stay relevant in an era when consumers are fixated with another weight loss mechanism that promises swift results? Is there a nutritional supplement brand more intertwined with fluctuations inherent to the weight management category than SlimFast? Even decades before SlimFast launched, the parent company (Thompson Medical) created an appetite suppressant gum called Slim-Mint Gum containing benzocaine, a diet pill called Figure-Aid, and another weight loss supplement Dexatrim (which became the best-selling diet pill on the market). Then, in 1977, Thompson Medical introduced SlimFast…marketed as a meal replacement shake that was to be utilized at breakfast and lunch. Unfortunately, during its first year on the market, the FDA issued warnings about the dangers of liquid dieting products…and every meal replacement supplement (including SlimFast) were removed from store shelves. Coincidentally, Thompson Medical was able to reintroduce SlimFast in the early 1980s…right around the time when Dexatrim sales began to decline due to regulatory concerns over ingredient safety. By 1984, Thompson Medical reported sales of approximately $197 million (which would be more than $600 million today adjusting for inflation). But throughout the mid-1980s, categorical competition heightened…especially after Oprah Winfrey began promoting Opti-Fast. So, gaining inspiration from that celebrity endorsement, SlimFast stumbled upon what would become the brand's most successful advertising tool going forward. Hearing about a weight loss wager between Los Angeles Dodgers manager and two of his players, SlimFast signed Tommy Lasorda and helped him lose a significant amount of weight. It was the first highly successful campaign in a line of male celebrity endorsements that was largely responsible for significantly increasing brand awareness and expanding SlimFast into RTD beverages, frozen meals, and packaged snacks. Throughout the 1990s, SlimFast held a dominant market share across the intensely growing weight management subcategories…reporting sales of $611 million in 1999 (which would be around $1.2 billion today adjusting for inflation). And at the height of its popularity in 2000, Unilever acquired SlimFast for $2.4 billion. But a few years into the aggressive expansion efforts by Unilever, consumer preferences shifted within the weight management category, as the high protein and low carbohydrate diet craze (focused on Atkins and the South Beach Diet) became extremely popular. Unilever made various strategic product (and marketing) adjustments in hopes of better positioning SlimFast within the shifting marketplace, but retail sales fell 80% compared to when the brand was acquired. In 2014, Unilever eventually offloaded the brand to the private equity firm Kainos Capital. Over the next four years, Kainos Capital revitalized SlimFast, flipped sales trajectory into the fastest-growing weight management brand, and sold SlimFast to Glanbia for $350 million. Initially, Glanbia was able to successfully piggyback off the “keto diet trend,” growing SlimFast 45% larger than before the acquisition…but struggles intensified starting in 2022. But last week, when Heartland Food Products Group (owner of the Splenda low-calorie sweetener brand) announced it had acquired the SlimFast from Glanbia. And though Splenda is one of the most recognizable global brands, how does that translate into a brand selling nutritional supplements and RTD protein shakes?

Lazlo and SlimFast still have hope for the Tigers. With new information about the CEO Coldplay concert, Lazlo is tired of people getting fired for having sex. Tommy Lee seems to be in every band, and there may be a new supergroup on the way. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the breaking news at the Dallas ICE facility, Jimmy Kimmel's opening monologue, a Missouri woman found guilty of trying to steal Elvis's Graceland, the lawsuit against Snapchat, Trump's speech at the UN, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo won big last night. Is the Rapture coming today?? Slim and Lazlo reflect on their cynicism. Slim has a whole arsenal of stink bombs, and a stripper jumped off the stage and punched Lazlo in the nose. John Cena has the guys reflecting on parenting. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss a tiger handler (Ryan Easley) being mauled, Jimmy Kimmel's return, Trump and the FDA claiming Tylenol causes autism, a boy dying in an oxygen chamber, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The Chiefs won! (Thank God) D4vd's case is seriously insane, and Slim's into his cousin? Lazlo is too? What is r/MyBoyfriendIsAI? And Lazlo says that women's porn is rom-coms. Andy Reid and Travis Kelce are beefing again, and the Rams had a crazy game. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Murdoch possibly buying TikTok, the large black bear that showed up at a New Jersey Dollar General, Canadians not tailgating in Buffalo, a bikini barista business getting sued, and much, much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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Katie Czyz, Director of AI Integration at BlueConic and New York Times–published author of "Learning to Tell the Truth to Those I Love," joins Lazlo and SlimFast to talk about epilepsy, people's evolving relationship with AI, and how AI helped her cope with the mental toll of her medical diagnosis.

Lazlo and SlimFast discuss transferring schools, and how Summer needs to improve her call screening. People like the taste of gasoline? And SlimFast tried anti-freeze. Slim gets upset looking at hate comments; Lazlo thinks he's a little bitch. An old lady got scammed by an ‘astronaut running out-of-oxygen,' and sent over 6k. What were Lazlo and Slims' dads' common remedies when they got sick? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about how D4vd is starting to look really suspicious, the new information released about the guy who killed two officers, Candace Owens getting sued by the President of France, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk Ozempic. There's been so many movies that have the potential to be an AMAZING sequel/reboot. With kids moving away for college, Lazlo gives advice on loneliness. Slim is completely blown away when he learns about the OnlyFans BOP House, and how much money they make. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Jimmy Kimmel's show being pulled, the now identified dead teen in D4vd's car, a local Fraud Investigator getting scammed (which has us get a REALLY weird call), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Fed cuts rates by ¼ point. Jimmy Kimmel suspended indefinitely. Major NYC strip club group bribed state auditor with lap dances, avoided $8M in taxes. Judge orders Columbia activist Mahmoud Khalil to be deported to Algeria or Syria. Splenda acquired by Slimfast. Is Diego Morales running Micah Beckwith's social media? The first Muslim Mayor of Dearborn Michigan telling an American citizen he isn’t welcome in an AMERICAN city. Massive old book collection. Left cries about Kimmel today, but remember when they were cheering Tucker's termination? Four Republicans joined Democrats to protect Ilhan Omar. Jerome Powell lowers rates by 1/4 point. Olive Garden owner Darden Restaurants disappoints on earnings but hikes sales outlook. Huh? Threats by the FCC regarding objectionable content should make conservatives pauseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Splenda acquired by Slimfast. Is Diego Morales running Micah Beckwith's social media? The first Muslim Mayor of Dearborn Michigan telling an American citizen he isn’t welcome in an AMERICAN city. Massive old book collection. Left cries about Kimmel today, but remember when they were cheering Tucker's termination?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lazlo and SlimFast talk about how tedious vacations can be. What are different ways people attack each other online? Lazlo is cracking up about fake Facebook articles, and rants about current news stations. Lazlo and SlimFas are extremely shocked, looking at the cost of groceries and cars now. In Headlines, the guys discuss the text messages between Charlie Kirk' s killer and his roommate, the judge dropping the terrorism charge for Luigi, a 95 year old woman that beat another woman to death with a wheelchair, Corey Booker and FBI Director Patel getting into a heated fight, and so much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast are mega sick, and Lazlo gives his parenting take on school-attendance. The guys reflect on their relationships' with their siblings, and Slim admits he betrayed his brother, big time. The new generations don't know the feeling of getting pranked called, and Lazlo makes his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss how the Colorado shooter was active with online neo-nazi groups, new information about Charlie Kirk' s killer being released, after-pay getting more popular, Brian Kelly getting heated at reporters, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast believe that once you hit 40, your ‘check engine' light turns on. Lazlo and SlimFast answer important questions like, “What are some porn fantasies that actually end up amazing?” And, “Would you turn in a co-worker or family member?” Nick Wright calls in to talk sports with the guys. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo react to the breaking news regarding Charlie Kirk's killer, Trump's face during the 9/11 ceremony, Epstein' s emails, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Charlie Kirk and his brutal death. SlimFast watched the Charlie Sheen documentary, despite all that was happening. ‘Phillies Karen,' got banned, and Summer was born on the DAY the Church of Lazlo first aired. Lazlo picks his sporting bets, and Slim is geeked about a new UFO sighting. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo wouldn't be a good evangelical preacher. SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the trash talking between Gen Z vs Boomers. People suck, especially in Pizza Hut's comment section. Lazlo wants to start a business: Amid-Divorce Lawyer. A prostitute slapped Charlie Sheen on the stomach and called him, ‘Fatso.' Lazlo picks his sports bets after winning big last night. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump saying Epstein is a “Dead Issue,” the manhunt for a NY man who set an elderly couple on fire, someone butt-dialing while disposing a body, RFK attempting to restructure children' s health, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo can't sleep for the life of him, and is LIVID when Chief fans try to give him a pep talk. SlimFast and Summer are concerned about the hate comments; Lazlo couldn't care less. Lazlo gives parenting advice, “Do not let your kids do anything that would make you not like them.” In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the House Oversight Committee releasing the Epstein Birthday message, the body that was found in artist D4vd's Tesla, Seattle cops now dressing as the opposing Football team, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast debrief this weekend's Football. Lazlo and Slim predict Summers' going to be dating someone mega old in seven years. Whose the most hated rock bands? Charlie Sheen was black mailed. Ubers' are testing out taking cash, and Lazlo can't understand why SlimFast cares. Lazlo believes anyone who has a headache is a little bitch. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the lottery winner in Missouri, Rick Davis passing, Elon Musk is about to be a trillionaire, there' s fake Labubus being seized, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! EVERYONE has been exposed to the Indigo Girls (whether they wanted to, or not). Lazlo and SlimFast believe Jalen Carter was valid for standing up for himself, if he thought he got spit on. SlimFast asking, “What age should kids get phones?” leads Lazlo to a rant about his ex-wife. Lazlo and SlimFast dream of winning the $1 million lotto, and living together in Costa Rica. In Headlines, the guys discuss how RFK was grilled yesterday, Trump is changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War, Biden underwent cancer surgery, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It's starting to feel like fall, and Lazlo gives his modern day dating advice. SlimFast and Lazlo believe men and women can't be friends. Lazlo is grossed out from seeing the viral video a health clinic posted, and makes Slim mad by comparing his ass to a used car. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo hear Lottery advice, and discuss Trump saying Epstein is a Democratic Hoax, a man who was wrongfully accused, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast get into a BIG soup argument. Lazlo purposely leaves his clocks off by a couple minutes, and it's driving SlimFast CRAZY! How did SlimFast get his pantyhose fetish? In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Florida man who asked to sniff a lady's sneakers, then ran her over. Additionally, how Trump is alive, staples are being found in Texas Roadhouse bread, a 11 year old who got killed due to dingdong ditching, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast has a comedically large soup collection. Lazlo and SlimFast get heated about the Polish CEO stealing the tennis hat from that kid, and debate if a 4 day work week is worth it. SlimFast and Lazlo place their sports' bets, and think that Paul Finebaum has stupid takes. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Burning Man, the National Guard heading to Chicago, an Ohio cop that was drunk on the job, the internet thinking Trump is dead, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Teachers are accusing people of AI, and a student was recently slammed down by a teacher in a game of musical chairs. Lazlo and SlimFast HATE subscriptions. Lazlo and SlimFast come up with the best ‘sexy coffee' drive through, and pick their sports bets for the weekend. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Catholic school shooter's motive, two religious leaders that were arrested in Detroit for human trafficking/scamming, the east coast is getting a bullet train, and much more! Friendly reminder: We'll be off Monday, for Labor Day! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo can't hear anything; literally. SlimFast is stocked up on Plan B, and Lazlo thinks he secretly wants a kid. Lazlo teaches how to make a crack pipe (and warns not to get too into drugs), and talks college football with NIL. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Minneapolis Catholic school shooting, the FEMA workers who were put on leave, Ryan Borgwardt getting 89 days after faking his death, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo was sick yesterday, and SlimFast does not want to go to the hospital after he literally split his head open. Travis and Taylor are engaged! With everyone talking about it, it's like a happy 9/11. Did Summer also get engaged? Lazlo and SlimFast join the teacher outfit debate that's on Tik Tok. In Sports, Lazlo gives his picks, and the guys start getting hyped for college football. In Headlines, Trump wants to put his head on Mount Rushmore and criminalize burning the USA Flag, AI is misleading restaurant pricing, there was a recent scooter pyramid scheme, Will Smith got accused of using an AI crowd, and much more!

SlimFast is at war with flies, Lazlo with bees. Gen Z keeps on getting scammed, and are TERRIBLE liars. Avery Johnsons' family fought in Ireland after K-States' loss, and Slim exposes Lazlo for hitting a woman's car at a Chiefs game. What age gap makes a couple the most likely to stay together? And why is tourism in Vegas going down? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trump thinking about sending the National Guard to Chicago and Baltimore, the recent Ghislaine Maxwell interviews, the Florida man who got shot but was saved by his cross necklace, Trump saying the Smithsonian being too focused on slavery, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo goes on a passionate rant as a continuation of his last Facebook post. Summer shares if she' s ever had an STD, and Lazlo is super hyped for college football. SlimFast gives a hack on how to get cheap subscriptions. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Door Dashers' car that was destroyed over a wrong order, a woman with ALS that was given a voice via AI, Erik Menendez being denied parole, the Pulse nightclub memorial getting removed, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast HATED school, and Lazlo talks about dropping out. Lazlo and Slim rant about divorce lawyers. Seann William Scott from American Pie is apparently filthy rich, and Lazlo eggs on the mean comments on our Facebook. The guys answer important questions, like, “What should you splurge on?” and “Is porn harmful?” In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the Southern California that man was caught dragging his wife's body (and, issues a caution for women), a Canadian that beat up someone who broke into his house and got charged, Ohio Residents that are getting hate mail for having pride flags up, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their first (crappy) jobs. Lazlo believes the government should give a basic living quota that people can live off of; SlimFast somewhat agrees. Is Kansas fun? Lazlo gives his sports betting tips of the day, and recommends we bring back ass kicking. In Headlines, the guys discuss a Florida man that was charged for aiming sprinklers at disabled kids, Russia giving someone in Alaska a motorcycle, Sydeny Sweeny's new film that flopped, everyone making reservations at Travis Kelces' and Patrick Mahomes' steak house, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts

There' s storm sirens going off, and Lazlo and SlimFast genuinely don't care. If someone was beating up your kid, would you join the fight? Summer rants about her new apartment. Is Lazlo gay? The guys reflect on their sexual awakenings. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Ketamine Queen pleading guilty, the bodycam footage of an Assistant Attorney General getting arrested, a Nashville Cop being featured in an OnlyFans, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast think the conspiracy about Taylor Swift performing at the Super Bowl is a total reach. The guys get heated over the TikTok Hazelnut Café drama, and Lazlo shares his college football bets. In Headlines, the guys cover Zelensky's visit following Putin, the Brooklyn club shooting, a Southwest pilot's DUI, a local PE teacher charged with assault, a hiker trapped behind a waterfall, a judge misreading a verdict, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's trashcan has live bees, and now a possum. The guys have a needed debrief after yesterday's consulting meeting. Lazlo tells his gonorrhea story, and SlimFast his herpes story. Anthony Mackie making out with a mystery woman has Lazlo feeling reflective: Is success earned? Or is it given? SlimFast is pissed at the way Lazlo eats donuts, and Little League betting is on the rise. In Headlines, a Boston family thinks they have a phrogger, PornHubs' traffic is plummeting, people are mad about the new male Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders, and so much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Modern technology has made being on parole MISERABLE! Lazlo claims that SlimFast peed himself in court. Are the green dildo's thrown on the WNBA courts sexist? Or a part of some crypto coin? In Headlines, the guys discuss the postal worker that was sentenced to 30 years after stealing checks and cards, Taylor Swift breaking the internet, Harvey Weinstein may be getting re-tried, Amazon Drones coming to Kansas City, Nathaniel Lowes' grand slam, Matt Rife in the E.L.F. commercial, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo's great grandpa was a HUGE gambler (and, a really good violinist). Concert prices are getting insane. Lazlo and SlimFast go on multiple rants, about fetishes, weed, and abortion, (respectively). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the troops now in DC, the new information about the Austin shooter, Spirit Airlines possibly going out of business, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Today, Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over their khaki-short wearing hate comments, and call each other queer a lot. After hearing about the lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist, Lazlo now wants to be a therapist. Jason Kelce's big reaction to Taylor Swift's new album reveal was too much, and we support Tyrese Maxey in not knowing how to use a can opener. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over NFL fashion. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the Pittsburgh steel plant that exploded, Trump's actions in DC, the recent Austin shooting, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! SlimFast and Lazlo's moms are driving them crazy with the TV remote, and Lazlo shares the story of the toilet paper his in-laws chucked at his head. Lazlo is way too lax about shipping times for Slim's liking, and the guys reflect on “Little Lazlo” back in school. In Headlines, SlimFast covers Texas' push to gain five seats, the CDC shooter, Feel Free and kratom, a man walking up to teens in a diaper, a new study on male birth control, airtag's in Sketcher shoes, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!