Podcasts about slim fast

Modern technology has made being on parole MISERABLE! Lazlo claims that SlimFast peed himself in court. Are the green dildo's thrown on the WNBA courts sexist? Or a part of some crypto coin? In Headlines, the guys discuss the postal worker that was sentenced to 30 years after stealing checks and cards, Taylor Swift breaking the internet, Harvey Weinstein may be getting re-tried, Amazon Drones coming to Kansas City, Nathaniel Lowes' grand slam, Matt Rife in the E.L.F. commercial, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The brand portfolio of Glanbia Performance Nutrition is the definition of a beige flag...not offensive, but not particularly inspiring or exciting either! Glanbia Plc (LON:GLB) is a multibillion-dollar global nutrition company that's currently comprised of three divisions that span across the B2B supply chain (i.e. Health & Nutrition and Dairy Nutrition) and branded products (Performance Nutrition). “Health & Nutrition” is a leading global ingredients solutions business, providing value added ingredient and flavor solutions to a range of attractive, high-growth end markets. In the first half of 2025, revenue increased by 18% YoY. Also, Glanbia announced the acquisition of Sweetmix, a Brazil-based nutritional premix and ingredients solutions business that will reportedly enable the Health & Nutrition segment to continue its Latin America expansion. “Dairy Nutrition” is the number one producer of American-style cheddar cheese in the U.S. market, but more importantly (for my audience) the number one producer of whey protein isolate…and provides a wide range of dairy and functional protein solutions. In the first half of 2025, revenue increased by 14.1%. The brands in the Glanbia Performance Nutrition portfolio include; Optimum Nutrition, BSN, think!, Isopure, Amazing Grass, and SlimFast. Glanbia Performance Nutrition had first half 2025 revenue that declined by 3.8% YoY, driven by a volume decrease of 3.5% and a price decrease of 0.3%. Additionally, I'll dive deeper into Glanbia Performance Nutrition geographical, sales channel, product format, and categorial performance. As part of the branded products portfolio part of the group-wide transformation program announced last November, Glanbia had begun the sale process on the weight management brand SlimFast (that was acquired for $350 million in 2018) and announced it signed an agreement for the sale of Body & Fit (that was acquired in 2017). So, if negative impact from non-core brands were excluded from the first half performance, GPN revenue would have only declined 1.5% YoY. Optimum Nutrition, which was the initial M&A transaction in 2008 that created the GPN division, now represents 67% of the total revenue. In the last year, Optimum Nutrition generated revenue of approximately $1.2 billion. The other largest share of GPN revenue is the healthy lifestyle brand portfolio makes up 19% and includes ISOPURE, think!, and Amazing Grass. While these healthy lifestyle portfolio brands have collectively performed relatively strong over the last several years, revenue was only up 0.6% YoY in the first half of 2025. And for the final portion of my latest first principles thinking content, I'll focus my “beige flag” assessment by examining GPN revenue by product format...and discuss the new ISOPURE protein water, think! crispy squares, and several new powdered supplement innovations like Optimum Nutrition creatine plus. I'll end with a discussion around what should be the strategic "north star" for Glanbia Performance Nutrition.

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo's great grandpa was a HUGE gambler (and, a really good violinist). Concert prices are getting insane. Lazlo and SlimFast go on multiple rants, about fetishes, weed, and abortion, (respectively). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the troops now in DC, the new information about the Austin shooter, Spirit Airlines possibly going out of business, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Today, Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over their khaki-short wearing hate comments, and call each other queer a lot. After hearing about the lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist, Lazlo now wants to be a therapist. Jason Kelce's big reaction to Taylor Swift's new album reveal was too much, and we support Tyrese Maxey in not knowing how to use a can opener. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over NFL fashion. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the Pittsburgh steel plant that exploded, Trump's actions in DC, the recent Austin shooting, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! SlimFast and Lazlo's moms are driving them crazy with the TV remote, and Lazlo shares the story of the toilet paper his in-laws chucked at his head. Lazlo is way too lax about shipping times for Slim's liking, and the guys reflect on “Little Lazlo” back in school. In Headlines, SlimFast covers Texas' push to gain five seats, the CDC shooter, Feel Free and kratom, a man walking up to teens in a diaper, a new study on male birth control, airtag's in Sketcher shoes, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about TV's, and say the size of your TV doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it. Kansas University's new mandate on no-pronouns within email signatures sparks heated reactions from Lazlo and SlimFast. Later, Lazlo goes on a rant about co-parenting, and eating pangolin. In Headlines, they discuss Trumps' tariff deadline, the manhunt for a Tennessee man, recent bob cat sightings, the new information about the Arkansas double-murder, and much more! Quick reminder that The Church of Lazlo will be on vacation this upcoming week, but you can always listen to past episodes while you wait for us to come back! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their dads' drinking habits, and how much they love Kenny. Lazlo is pissed that “Feral Child Summer” exists; Just send them outside! Lazlo and SlimFast are confused on why they can't ghost women, and Lazlo believes the Royals have “the worst offense in history.” In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss James Craigs' sentencing, the Virginia councilman that was set on fire, the Florida sting operation that caught 40 potential child predators, the new information about the Epstein missing minute, Shannon Sharpe, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo got attacked by a swarm of bees. Literally. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss fighting, and if you're fighting, going for the ear is a bitch move. SlimFast calls Lazlo ‘babe,' and the guys get into a discussion on cringy vs non-cringy pet names. Lazlo believes canned chicken is absolutely disgusting, while SlimFast is a hardcore advocate. In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent warnings of incoming Tsunamis, more details that came out about Kohberger, Bark K closing, P Diddy wanting out of jail, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! SlimFast is closing in on adopting a new dog, and Lazlo accidentally set his trash can on fire. We also got a resolution to the expensive car repair from yesterday! Lazlo and SlimFast debate underground aliens, and Lazlo believes Slim is ‘a grey.' SlimFast and Lazlo talk about what it was like to interview Courtney Love, and her offering to officiate Lazlos' wedding. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Manhattan (NY) shooter and the odd quote his coach gave, Chuck E Cheese getting arrested in front of a bunch of kids, the Tea App data breach, the DARE Officer sex scandal, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! Lazlo has a car problem that made him borderline suicidal. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief on the best shows/movies to be watching right now. A new study came out about how long adults stream per day; And, while people romanticize life before technology, Lazlo and SlimFast push that the internet is the best. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the guy from Michigan that just started stabbing people, Sydney Sweeney's newest campaign, drones being introduced to schools to stop school-shootings, the new ‘notorious butt sniffer freak,' and so much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over the money Lazlo won gambling. With Hulk Hogans' death, Lazlo reflects on his love of WWE while growing up. Lazlo uses AI to analyze what to say to women and co-workers, which leads the guys to discuss what women like to be (and what not to be) called in the bedroom. Lazlo gives his betting recommendations for today, and the weekend. Lazlos' son missed a baseball game, and SlimFast is excited to see how Lazlo will parent. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces Paramounts' merger with Skydance, South Parks' newest controversial episode, an upcoming Godzilla vs Kansas City comic, a Florida man robbed an arcade with his mom as the getaway driver, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! What types of exes do Lazlo and SlimFast have? SlimFast and Lazlo discuss corporate red-flags, and how impressive it is to work a 9 - 5 job. There' s a new Tik Tok challenge, where kids slam into a door and run away; Lazlo and SlimFast think they're gonna get shot. As a nation, what celebrities do we owe the biggest apology to? In Headlines, SlimFast introduces The Wallstreet Journal finding Trump in the Epstein Files, family statements at Kohberger's sentence hearing, a routine cataract surgery that turned fatal with a Doctor played musical bingo mid-surgery, some schools not allowing kids to be excused (even with a doctors' note), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Rest in Peace, Ozzy Osbourne. Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Ozzy's best eras, and Lazlo's sisters' love of old rock. Lazlo got someone money through betting yesterday, and his son badly hurt his ankle, but still wants to go to Margaritaville. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss catfishing each other, sexting, and the fact that everyone that hates them on Facebook have the most wrinkly cargo shorts. Jason Bateman is apparently a JERK! And a recent poll came out ranking cities - where did Kansas City land? In Headlines, the DOJ is planning to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell, a man got a DUI on a lawn mower, the Olympics barred transgender women from competing in women's sports, tariffs are now impacting cars, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Lazlo and SlimFast open up with show and movie recommendations, and Lazlo reflects on how much his old boss and him screamed at each other (and somehow he still liked him?). Lazlo and SlimFast debate the best gas station. The guys discuss if kids are truly going outside anymore with phones now being every where, and what technology will be extinct in the future. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces the new warning for caffeine pouches that are marketed at teens, Pat Tillman's brother getting arrested for arson, Trump talking about Kohbergers' plea deal, the MLK and JFK files being released, and much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! SlimFast is getting a new dog, and Lazlos' ex-wife randomly dropped off two cats. Lazlo is TIRED of the sympathy towards the CEO's wife from the Coldplay concert. Then, “Would you date her?” Lazlo gives advice on where to go if you want to date the craziest women in the nation. With new sex stories coming out from Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck shouldn't feel ashamed. Lazlo talks about the time he almost lost his leg, and a viral Tik Tok Wedding speech has Slim and Lazlo asking, “Can men and women be friends?” In headlines, SlimFast brings up Epstein's ex-girlfriend going public, a Kansas City teen delaying a plane due to a bomb joke, the driver that plowed into a crowd in LA., and so much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on healthcare; Why do people even save money in the first place? The guys dive into the Coldplay concert that revealed a CEO's affair. Lazlo discovered ‘Throning,' a new Gen-Z term for dating, and people are getting really excited about the Fleetwood Mac rumors. The guys enter a heated debate on which donut place is the best, and brainstorm a new business. In headlines, SlimFast brings up Trump's new diagnosis, Epstein, Stephen Colbert's Late Night Show getting cancelled, Roblox' s new security measure, and much more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! With the flash flooding today, Lazlo ended up pushing a shopping cart out the street that SlimFast and Summer ignored. How much money would it take for you to be with your father? Leave your spouse? Play Squid Games? Embarrass yourself on Live TV? Lazlo and SlimFast review Shane Gillis' ESPYs performance, and Lalzo tells the story of living in a borderline haunted house. In Headlines, the guys discuss Emilie Kiser's' 3 year old son that passed away via pool, the Annabell doll handler dying, Trump getting annoyed talking about Epstein, Barack and Michelle possibly getting a divorce, and much more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo tells the story of Dr. Jay, and warns to not mess with women who are into witchcraft. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief the All-Star Game, discuss learning sports while growing up, and times' people have run into hot teachers outside of school. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up Dan Serafini being found guilty of murder, the questionable existence of the Epstein list, the American Idol supervisor and husband that were found murdered, corrupt cops in New Mexico that get DWI's dismissed, and more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast get hyped for tonight's All-Star Game. They get into a conversation about inequality - and, what is considered okay to say - and Lazlo admits he has a real problem posing for headshots. The guys also get introduced to Labubu's and the new Gen Z-coined term “Y2K Skinny.” They debate whether being a Disney Adult is a relationship deal-breaker, and in Headlines, they cover Elmo's hacked X account, Beyoncé's hard drive getting stolen, the rise of nicotine use among young people, a plane crash in Florida, and much more. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! This weekend, Lazlo went to see the new Superman movie and Incubus concert - and somehow, they both turned political. With James Charles' newest controversy, the guys get taught internet drama. Which accent is the hottest? And, who had a standoff with their mom over swiss cheese? Headlines-wise, SlimFast introduces the continuing Texas floods, MAGA being upset about Epstein, the little boy who spent 3K on his parents Amazon account, Doctors' warning against E-Bikes, Joe Burrow, and recent incidents with hyperbaric chambers. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday, everyone! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share iconic stories from the past. They talk about early radio days and Lazlo's time in prison with Sugar Bear, Papa Chulo, and Urkel. Lazlo and SlimFast bond over their love of gambling. A discussion about Love Island contestant, Cienna Ortega, leads the guys into genealogy—and a rant about what you can and cannot say. SlimFast also runs through breaking headlines, including the Georgia teen arrested for double murder after a suspicious eulogy at a funeral, tariffs on Canada, Rick Springfield getting embarrassed on The Today Show, a Delta flight's emergency landing, and more. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 AM to 9:45 AM-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Mark talks about the new Charlie Kirk convention and the Mamdani effect; why the teacher's union is endorsing Mamdani; the backlash against the newest Superman movie; the bidding for the original Birkin handbag; the death of the billionaire who invented SlimFast; is Jon Fetterman the future of the Democratic party?; Jim Acosta discussing the Epstein files and Jaquar's declining sales in Britain.   

Mark talks about the new Charlie Kirk convention and the Mamdani effect; why the teacher's union is endorsing Mamdani; the backlash against the newest Superman movie; the bidding for the original Birkin handbag; the death of the billionaire who invented SlimFast; is Jon Fetterman the future of the Democratic party?; Jim Acosta discussing the Epstein files and Jaquar's declining sales in Britain.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast want to know; Did Mayor Q subtweet us? Does he hate us? Lazlo and SlimFast talk about what their favorite cereal is, and Lazlo's Ozzy Osborne album was wrongfully dubbed the “Diarrhea of a Crazy Man,” by his mom. SlimFast introduces headlines to Lazlo, like the deadly Texas floods, Alex Jones crying, a drunk golfer trying to fight former NHL player Nick Tarnasky, and the hot water AI Bots keep landing themselves in. SlimFast tells the story of the one time he tried to fire someone, and Lazlo gives insights on upcoming sports. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share stories of partying with different bands that were touring. Lazlo hypes up DrunkJill and supporters online, before diving into the things older people need to do to appear like they take care of themselves. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss current rent prices, as well as share stories about what it was like working an ‘hourly' job. In headlines, SlimFast brings up the floods in New Mexico, Marco Rubio being impersonated by AI, Epstein, TSA changes, and much more. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast admit that they hate mandatory corporate meetings. Lazlo may need hearing aids, but refuses to get them, and with Slim planning his wedding, the guys' talk about relationships. Headline-wise, SlimFast introduces Alex Coopers' boo'ed baseball performance, Matt Cameron leaving Pearl Jam, the 27 year old that was killed after firing at a US Border Control station, the troops that are now in LA, and much more. The guys talk about their dream woman, which moves into the different places they have lived, and if they like Kansas City. Lazlo and Slim then discuss a controversial wedding situation that is going viral. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about times in early-radio when someone attempted to bribe them, and odd jobs that might actually be fun. Ozzy Osbourne and Steven Tyler sounded actually really good at the Black Sabbath farewell. SlimFast runs through breaking headlines with Lazlo, including the recent floods in Texas, Elon Musk's potential new political party, and the deaths of Michael Madsen and Bobby Jenks. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss a new law that holds teens legally accountable for bullying. Lazlo and SlimFats also talk about women not wearing make-up on the first date - and, how to get women interested in dating you in general. Every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM, on 98.9 The Rock, or available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss baseball betting before diving into the debut of the new adult Chuck E. Cheese attraction, Chuck's Arcade. In headlines, the guys discuss Diddy's reaction post-verdict, Bryan Kohberger updates—including how his family may be reacting to his guilty plea deal—and the rumor that Travis Kelce can't read. Lazlo also shares the story of when he met Michael Jordan, and the guys dig into the case of a recently caught Russian cult leader. Later, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss whether parents still make kids smoke cigarettes to scare them out of smoking - and, if they would ever smoke/drink in front of their children. Sports-wise, Lazlo and SlimFast get excited for the opening of a new College Baseball Hall of Fame. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Every weekday morning, 6 AM – 10 AM, on 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss and unpack the criticisms Lazlo faces online, along with some suspicious fan encounters from over the years. Lazlo and SlimFast dive into today's headlines, including the breaking news of Diddy's verdict, Lululemon's lawsuit with Costco, and Bryan Kohberger's expected plea deal. SlimFast also introduces an article that lets people rate restaurants based on how attractive the customers are. Available wherever you get your podcasts; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, on 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo immediately comes at SlimFast for his bald head, and then debates patriotism. The guys discuss jobs that don't seem too unappealing; like standing in line for rich people, and pushing people into subway cars. Lazlo and Slim dive into Title IX, and the most recent cruise-ship incident that has occurred (no, not poop-cruise). Lastly, the guys dive into the line you can and can't cross when heckling. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Jeff Bezos's wedding in Venice, and his mysterious relationship with Sydney Sweeney. Lazlo and SlimFast debate whose America's sweetheart - Reese Witherspoon? Julia Roberts? Plus, the guys discuss what Lazlo would do as a crisis manager, and if kids are truly able to have a ‘90's Kids Summer' now. Lastly, they call Poncho to hear about the shock of finding out his ex-fiance is the hospice nurse for his mother in failing health. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Friday! ** SlimFast asks Lazlo what he would do in a cannibalism or starvation scenario; Lazlo opts for crashing a car** After much discussion, the guys come to the conclusion that Ozempic doesn't seem too bad.** Lazlo and Slim discuss what their worst nightmare is - which, surprisingly, David Spade has experienced.*** The Supreme Court is making some big decisions** Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on current fashion trends**

Joey goes OFF on ketchup again. That Awkward Moment with SlimFast. Would you rather have Friday's or Monday's off and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

**Today, Lazlo and SilmFast talked about Hippie parents vs Nixionites, and handling grief.** There's another viral incident with a passenger on a plane** Lazlo and SlimFast unpack the public debate over the potential new stadium**What would Lazlo and SlimFast do if one of them went missing?** Lazlo and Slim discussed Trump cussing on TV**People want AC/DC to retire; Lazlo and SlimFast think they still got it.** Guess who hates Jimmy Kimmel?**

*There are plenty of people living a life of broken dreams. The world needs more people who refuse to dream in the first place. *I like Ted Danson. Is he a nepo baby? *Slimfast and his fiancé have to put their dog down today :( *The prosecution has rested in the Puff Daddy trial. *Raise your hand if you know someone who lost a partner to Supertramp. *Lazlo can't seem to remember the date of 9/11. *Someone in Iran must have misunderstood Trump's tweet about the ceasefire. *Quit bullying people! *c:>GAMES.WOLFENSTEIN.EXE *I swear Your Honor; I was wasted too! *If anyone ever deserved a million bucks, it's this guy.

In this episode of Fly to Freedom, I'm joined by Dr Cristina Castagnini, a licensed psychologist and certified eating disorder specialist whose work focuses exclusively on helping women heal their relationship with food and their bodies. Cristina is also the host of the Behind the Bite podcast, where she dismantles harmful eating disorder myths and supports recovery with compassion and clarity.We explore Cristina's personal journey with a long-standing eating disorder, the shocking moment that sparked her full recovery, and the deeply ingrained societal beliefs that keep so many trapped in cycles of disordered eating. From early body shame to SlimFast diets, and the rise of "wellness" trends that mask restriction, this episode is an eye-opening and honest look at what it truly takes to heal.Together, we discuss:Cristina's personal story and what finally pushed her into real recoveryHow diet culture disguises itself as healthThe danger of BMI, especially for children and in clinical settingsThe power of curating your social media to support recoveryWhy commenting on appearance—even with good intentions—can be deeply harmfulAnd why full recovery is not only possible… it is absolutely realIf you've ever felt discouraged by the idea that eating disorders are lifelong, or if you're struggling with fear around body image and food, this episode is here to remind you that full freedom is not just a hope—it's a reality.Connect with Dr Cristina Castagnini

*I'll bet you and your friends sit around listening to Goo Goo Dolls records while you hold back tears. *Brian Wilson was THE greatest American songwriter. Anyone wanna argue? Didn't think so. *Lazlo refuses to accept that Aerosmith is the biggest American rock band of all time but Slimfast brought receipts. *It's only the first quarter but Israel appears to already be running up the score on Iran. *Lazlo wants to try this "gas station heroin" before the FDA takes it away. *When Adele says "we could have had it all", doesn't she mean SHE could have had it all? He obviously didn't want IT. *Jurors got to watch Diddy's freak off videos for almost an hour. *My dad always said, un-shattered testicles are better than shattered ones. *Greatest TV Dads of all time. *You're probably not old enough to remember when Track & Field used to be fun. *Trump says he may pause ICE raids in certain places, like hotels and farms. *Another one of Matthew Perry's doctors is going to plead guilty to giving the late Friends star ketamine. The Ketamine Queen, on the other hand, likes her chances at trial. *Was a contributor on FOX News drunk on the air this weekend?

*Lazlo's 7/11 is a real-life Kevin Smith movie. *She wants the baby; he wants an abortion. He (allegedly) slips her an abortion pill in her coffee. *A friendly reminder to wipe your phone once in a while. *Obama DID NOT party with Diddy (that we know of). *Slimfast is trying to get Lazlo to go to ICP this weekend. *Elon is sorry. *A hot teacher sleeping with a teen student can be a bad thing. *Now would be a good time for The Royals to step it up. *Spiegel catalogs and back tickling are just a part of growing up. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Reach out to us on socials, or don't. You can also join us live every morning at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazl -Everybody Wang Chung Happy Birthday, Dad. Miss you.

Lazlo went out last night! *The Pegposal *Just assume that everyone can hear everything you say at all times. *Lazlo's Book Club-The Rob Lowe memoire. *18-34 is a coveted demo. *Finally, Netflix is giving us a hard-hitting documentary on the Poop Cruise. *Organized crime is back, baby! *Elon turns heel. *Pop Quiz! Who washes out their used Ziploc bags for reuse, Lazlo or Slimfast? *Answer the phone!

Karen is 65 years old and has tried justabout every diet you can think of – The Scarsdale Diet, Atkins and keto diets, Weight Watchers, Noom, the Cabbage Soup, Healthy Inspirations, grapefruit diet, Whole30, Slim-Fast, South Beach, Green Smoothie Diet, Nutrisystem, hCG – if you've heard of it, Karen probably tried it!   Some of these diets brought Karen temporarysuccess, and others caused her to gain weight or slow her metabolism.  None of them were sustainable, and the weightalways crept back. One day in the summer of 2020, Karen was perusing Facebook and saw a photo of her sister-in-law, Dedra Campbell.  Karen thought Dedra had posted a “Throwback Thursday” photo, as her sister-in-law looked young, slim, and glowing.  Karen was shocked to learn the photo was recent, so she immediately called her sister-in-law to find out what she did to lose weight and seemingly age backwards.  Dedra told her the secret was IntermittentFasting brought up negative thoughts and feelings in Karen.  In Karen's mind, fasting = deprivation and hunger.  However, with her sister-in-law's encouragement, she listened to the basics of the program and bought the book she recommended, “Fast.Feast.Repeat.” by Gin Stephens.  Karen read the book and said she would try it for one day to see how it went.  On August 13, 2020, Karen did a clean 18/6 fast, found it to be effortless, and the rest, as they say, is history.  Karen was invited to Graeme's group, The Fasting Highway, by Dedra after another IF guru closed her Facebook group and moved to another platform.  Karen had been fasting for not quite a year when she joined The Fasting Highway.  Karen had only lost 10 pounds by this time, but was encouraged and inspired by Graeme, his book, and fellow group members to stay the course and trust the process. Karen realised that her weight loss journey was her own, and she could not compare herself to others. Karen is 5'5” and her highest weight ever was 208 pounds.  She could not bend over to tie her shoes at that weight and was always out of breath.  She also suffered from sleep apnea.  Karen's IF starting weight was 175.4 pounds, and she set her goal weight at 160 pounds (because she didn't think that at herage, being post-menopausal, having T2D, and being insulin resistant, she could get below that weight).  However,on July 3, 2023, Karen weighed 149 pounds, a weight she hadn't seen in almost 20 years.  Best thing – there wasno struggle to get there!  Yes, it did take almost 3 years to lose the weight, but the point is – she lost it withintermittent fasting when nothing else worked! It's now been almost 5 years since Karen started intermittent fasting, and her current weight is 142 pounds.  She sometimes gets as low as 138 pounds, bouncing between that number and 142 pounds.  Karen went from a size 12 (US) to wearing sizes 4 and 6.  Intermittent fasting gave Karen theconfidence that she would never have to lose weight again – and for the first time in years, she doesn't have 5 different clothing sizes in her closet.  She donated all her “big” clothes to charity, knowing she'd never need them again.  Another personal win is that Karen decidedto embrace her greys and, as a result, cut all the hair colour out.  She would never have had theconfidence to do this at her higher weights!To join the Patreon Community. Please go to www.patreon.com/thefastinghighway or visit the website www.thefastinghighway.com for more information.To book a one-on-one support session with GraemePlease go to the website, click " get help" and " get coaching " to book a time .DisclaimerThe views expressed in this podcast are those of the host and guest only and should not be taken as medical advice.

Before joining TRINITY, Rebecca tried everything— Slimming World, SlimFast, even liquid-only diets — but nothing seemed to move the scales. In this episode, she shares how she lost 3 stone, dropped 5 dress sizes, and rebuilt her confidence from the ground up. Fit Over 40 Program: www.fit40info.com

Dear Glanbia board of directors…don't be afraid to give up what's good for what's great! Glanbia Plc (LON:GLB) is a multibillion-dollar global nutrition company that's currently comprised of three divisions that span across the B2B supply chain (i.e. Health & Nutrition and Dairy Nutrition) and branded products (Performance Nutrition). “Health & Nutrition” is a leading global ingredients solutions business, providing value added ingredient and flavor solutions to a range of attractive, high-growth end markets. In the first quarter of 2025, revenue increased by 24.9% YoY. “Dairy Nutrition” is the number one producer of American-style cheddar cheese in the U.S. market, but more importantly (for my audience) the number one producer of whey protein isolate…and provides a wide range of dairy and functional protein solutions. In the first quarter of 2025, revenue increased by 18.9%. The brands in the Glanbia Performance Nutrition portfolio include; Optimum Nutrition, BSN, think!, Isopure, Amazing Grass, and SlimFast. Glanbia Performance Nutrition had first quarter 2025 revenue that declined by 6.6% YoY, driven by a volume decrease of 5.8% and a price decrease of 0.8%. Additionally, I'll dive deeper into Glanbia Performance Nutrition geographical, sales channel, product format, and categorial performance. Optimum Nutrition, which was the initial M&A transaction in 2008 that created the GPN division, now represents 66% of the total revenue. In the last year, Optimum Nutrition generated revenue of approximately $1.2 billion. Moreover, Optimum Nutrition is the number one sports nutrition brand in the world and also the top sports nutrition brand in close to 20 different countries. As part of its group-wide transformation program announced last November, that seeks to generate annual cost savings of at least $50m by 2027, leadership noted that a GPN portfolio review to ensure focus can be placed on high-growth opportunities had determined the divesture decision on its Netherlands-based direct-to-consumer ecommerce business, Body & Fit (that was acquired in 2017), and its weight management brand SlimFast (that was acquired for $350 million in 2018). Also, if you don't follow the Irish financial news cycle, you might have missed that the activist investor Clearway Capital is back again! But this time…Clearway Capital is hoping to get support from Tirlán Co-op, which is Ireland's largest, farmer-owned agri-food and nutrition business. Also, Tirlán is the largest shareholder in Glanbia. But while I couldn't get access to the exact letter sent to Tirlán, urging it to support a plan to split up Glanbia…Clearway Capital did recently address the Glanbia board of directors at its annual general meeting, requesting the global nutrition company initiate a strategic review into potential disassembly. And just like three years ago, I'm still largely aligned with those Clearway Capital statements. But the major difference surrounds our motivation as to why we've been urging Glanbia to be split up into two (or three different businesses).

It was basically six years ago when I asked Glanbia to consider something completely foreign to their longstanding business culture, but today's the day my dreams became reality (well sort of)! Glanbia Performance Nutrition is one of two divisions of Glanbia plc (LON:GLB), a multibillion-dollar global nutrition company. The brands in the Glanbia Performance Nutrition portfolio include; Optimum Nutrition, BSN, think!, Isopure, Amazing Grass, and SlimFast. I'll use the recent earnings report, earnings call, and associated news to update you on how Glanbia Nutritionals and Glanbia Performance Nutrition is performing against the complex operating environment. Glanbia Performance Nutrition had full-year 2024 revenue of $1.81 billion, which increased 0.5% YoY. The brand portfolio had volume growth of 2.9%, but that was more than offset by price decline of 4.2% YoY. Additionally, I'll dive deeper into Glanbia Performance Nutrition geographical, sales channel, product format, and categorial performance (performance nutrition, healthy lifestyle, and weight management). Optimum Nutrition, which was the initial M&A transaction in 2008 that created the GPN division, now represents 66% of the total revenue. In 2024, Optimum Nutrition generated revenue of approximately $1.2 billion, which was up 7.5% YoY. Moreover, Optimum Nutrition is the number one sports nutrition brand in the world and also the top sports nutrition brand in close to 20 different countries. As part of its group-wide transformation program announced last November, that seeks to generate annual cost savings of at least $50m by 2027, leadership noted that a GPN portfolio review to ensure focus can be placed on high-growth opportunities had determined the divesture decision on its Netherlands-based direct-to-consumer ecommerce business, Body & Fit (that was acquired in 2017), and its weight management brand SlimFast (that was acquired for $350 million in 2018). And then in this final part of the content, I want to share some comments about how Glanbia intends to navigate the current volatility in the high-end whey market. Glanbia expects a $200 million transitory impact from this cycle of sharp commodity market inflation, which it plans to mitigate by pulling a variety of different front-facing and back-end levers. These include substantial price increases (that will trickle down to consumers later this year), shifts in price pack architecture, reformulation of products, and trade promotion efficiency (and pullback in overall marketing spend). Additionally, Glanbia leadership even noted that long-term investments in alternative protein sources are being considered (which maybe even includes a takeover of the embroiled precision fermentation startup Perfect Day that I suggested Glanbia acquire several years ago).

This episode is for you if you're curious how a poor relationship with food could be contributing to your weight loss struggles. Most of us over 40 women have been subjected to diet culture from the fat free craze, to weight watchers, Slim Fast, South Beach, Atkins, gluten free – the list goes on and on! And this can leave us with an insecure relationship with food.Mindy Gorman-Plutzer brings almost 3 decades of experience to her private practice as a certified functional nutrition and lifestyle practitioner, certified eating psychology coach and board-certified integrative health coach.Mindy's life experience and training inspired her to create a framework that combines functional nutrition, positive psychology, and mind/body science. She's the author of “The Freedom Promise: 7 Steps to Stop Fearing What Food will do TO you and start embracing what it can do FOR you.”Highlights include:A poor relationship with food can lead to weight loss strugglesDiet culture creates a mindset of scarcity, impacting our choicesStress negatively affects weight loss and overall healthDisordered eating is often driven by misinformation and societal pressuresRecovery involves regaining what was lost and understanding oneselfFood noise refers to constant thoughts about food and eatingEmotional eating can be a response to stress and feelingsMindful eating involves savoring food and being present during mealsEmpowerment and connection to one's body are key to food freedomUnderstanding the deeper issues behind eating behaviors–remove stress from the dining experienceThe difference between physical and emotional hungerToxic hunger is a result of processed foods and addictionAwareness and curiosity are key to understanding food relationshipsJoin Mindy's Self-Paced Program:Stop Fearing Food: An Unconventional Approach to Say Goodbye to Your Disordered Eating for Good!Connect with Mindy:https://www.instagram.com/thefreedompromise/https://thefreedompromise.com/Thank you for listening to our show. If you enjoyed this episode, please consider giving us a review and subscribe. It will allow us to continue to bring more episodes your way!Kristin and Raquelinfo@functionalmoms.com https://www.instagram.com/functionalmomspodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@functionalmomspodcast

Curious about SlimFast as a meal replacement? In this episode, Peter takes a hands-on approach to reviewing SlimFast's high-protein shake mix. From preparation tips and taste tests to practical uses for busy mornings, office days, or even emergencies, this episode has it all. Discover if this chocolatey treat can double as a weight-loss tool or simply a convenient way to keep hunger at bay. Tune in for an honest breakdown and find out if SlimFast is worth adding to your pantry! ▶ Get this product here: https://geni.us/1PxAT1 ---------- LET'S TALK ABOUT LIVING BETTER: ▶ Podcast: https://geni.us/FtGAT4 ▶ My Amazon Store: https://www.amazon.com/shop/petervonp... ---------- IF YOU'D LIKE TO SHOW SOME LOVE: ▶ Buy My Book: https://geni.us/qwbZAE ▶ Become A Channel Member: https://geni.us/AA3Jk ▶ Patreon:   / petervonpanda   ▶ Merch: https://petervonpanda.storenvy.com/ ▶ Free Panda Group: https://panda-research-institute.mn.co FOLLOW MY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS: ▶ Instagram:   / petervonpanda   ▶ Facebook:   / petervonpanda  

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*Wait...there's still a cat in the garage? *Lazlo's oldest is already looking at colleges. Slimfast thinks he should consider trade school or a job at "The Bee" *People are already voting! Did the media seem a little less obsessed with the election this year, or am I just living in a bubble? *In case you needed another reason to hate Brady, he's now a part owner of the Raiders. *Canceling subscriptions should get easier soon. *Moms really hate artificial food dyes in Fruit Loops. *Turkey legs is ham! *Slimfast says that the best meals he ever ate were in his high school cafeteria. *Speaking of high school cafeterias, is Mexican Pizza racist? *Following in the Hallmark channel's footsteps, Lifetime announced their own Chiefs themed holiday movie for 2024. *Kevin Costner's band released a new single. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Join us live on twitch each weekday at 2pm www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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*Lazlo's favorite football team looks like they've got what it takes this season! *Are music festivals going extinct? What do artists keep canceling shows? *Iranian backed hackers tried to give the Harris campaign dirt on Trump. *Puff Daddy denied bail...again! *Slimfast is scared Lazlo will make him go see Passion of the Christ 2 on opening day. *Even when you plan ahead, you still can't get away with murdering your spouse.  Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!   www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo   www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

Vern is on the show! As playoff baseball nears, we wanted to have the most knowledgeable baseball guy in America on to help us get excited. We've been listening to Vern cover the Royals on 610 Sports in Kansas City for years and now you can hear him on 96.5 The Fan in KC. Will the Royals make the playoffs? Is playoff baseball the most exciting thing in pro sports? Do KC sports fans know how spoiled they are? We hope you enjoy our conversation with Vern! Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer spencer.wolff@audacy.com and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!    Join us on twitch.  www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo  Complain about the show on our subreddit.  www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel   and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy!  Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at HeartlandRoofer@gmail.com. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way.  Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break the bank and probably saved his relationship. They do plumbing and HVAC and Slim 100% vouches for them. You couldn't deal with a group of nicer and more professional guys. Go to their website and give them a call today. Now's the time to have your furnace serviced before you're stuck in the cold and HVAC companies get busy. Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating & Cooling in Overland Park, KS