Podcasts about slim fast

It's crazy that Lazlo was basically on the brink of death. Smoking is on the rise. What makes you feel old? Men keep weird things in their notes apps (especially SlimFast). If Lazlo and SlimFast (and Denzel Washington) ruled the world, it would be so perfect. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the ransom note connected to Nancy Guthrie, Jill Biden's ex being charged with murder, Bill Gates speaking out against the newest Epstein files dropped, Harry Styles' insane ticket prices, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast answer some questions from listeners, submitted via Instagram. Missed the chance to submit? Follow us on all socials, @TheChurchofLazlo. Also! Don't forget to stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' weening off oxy. What are the fake local hotspots? Parents are making coaches leave youth sports. With Karen, there's a new name; Josh. SlimFast pees everywhere, and everyone is mad at the Kansas City Star guy. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the man posing as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione, Sean Grayson getting 20 years, an LA Stripper beheading her boyfriend, the current GLP 1 Lawsuit, teen boys sports gambling more, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Everyone is just like Lazlos' mother. Neilson released the most watched shows of 2025, and the guys talk about their first cars (and how their dads' sold them). A facebook deal gone wrong ended up with a pregnant woman getting stabbed 70 times. Is it important to make sure someone with dementia knows they have dementia? The guys debate the Chiefs and Royals stadium. Lazlo is NOT a barb (Nicki Minaj fan), and SlimFast gives some poop news. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer debate student teacher relationships. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gives Slim advice on how to deal with back pain. Summer got asked for feet pics, and Lazlo thinks Sydney Sweeney hanging bras off the Hollywood sign is hot. Lazlo gets pissed at old drivers, and thinks Belichick got snubbed. Squatter rights make no sense, and Lazlo has the BEST solution. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the fallout of Alex Prettis' death, Rep. Omar getting sprayed with an unknown liquid, someone shooting at a local snowtruck, new updates on the D4vd case, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo sleeps 5 seconds a night. Sending a ‘vag vid' can get you sent to jail? Slim dabbles in celebrity news and asks, ‘Should celebs have a role in politics?' SlimFast used to be a competitive rollerblader. Bring back millennial optimism! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how Trump and Tim Waltz are talking, a AT&T worker sent himself a customers' nude, Tik Tok possibly being censored, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

That was a tough Broncos parlay. SlimFast rejected Lazlo's sleepover request. Do women find men with big penises more attractive or not? Why on earth do people take Lazlos betting advice? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the shooting of Alex Pretti, a stalker judge, Ryan Wedding getting apprehended, the teacher in Emporia who died due to hypothermia, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk with Parks and Recreation star Jim O'Heir about public perception and hate comments. O'Heir discusses his early career, how he landed his role on Parks and Recreation, and what it's like to be in the business today. Watch Jim O'Heir on Hulu's Murdaugh: Death in the Family, Steve Carell's upcoming show Rooster, and currently at the New Theatre & Restaurant in Nobody's Perfect.

Release the Lazlo Files! Mark Wahlberg can do no wrong. Everyone is hoarding the groceries, and Lazlo doesn't get it. The guy that stole Lazlo's parking space got sad that Lazlo was upset, so Lazlo confronted him. SlimFast has no heat in his house, so Brookes' probably going to leave. Would Lazlo give Slim his kidney? In Headlines, the guys discuss Siri pulling Ads', Tik-Tok finally reaching a deal, Barren Trump's emergency call, a neighborhood in LA complaining about too many prostitutes, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo remembers when SlimFast had hair, and hasn't checked his company email since September. Lazlo talks about young dads vs old dads. How much money do some men make? Lazlo masterbaites into SlimFasts' yogurt like, everyday. The WORST EVER snow storm is hitting us this weekend. In Headlines, the guys talk about Anthropics' CEO saying AI can write 90 % of code in a few months, the Uvalde Officer being found not guilty, a Florida man putting steak and wine down his pants, the US acquiring some of Greenland, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's contagious, and SlimFasts' got it. Summer gives an apartment update, and SlimFast fantasizes about Lazlos' moms' bush. Do you let your kids cuss? Lazlos' replaced his oven with a bunch of tiny air fryers. SlimFast really wants to be friends with Tommy The Sledgehammer. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo talk about the (possible) D4vd update, Kiefer Sutherland getting arrested, a guy beating off a robber with a frying pan, Trump's speech at NATO, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Right now is THE time to vote against Josh Allen. Summers' apartment is super duper cold. Who started monetizing water? Slim is making AI videos of his wife with Grok, and weirds Lazlo out. SlimFast is stressed out about the protests in Millennapolis. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump's text with NATO Members, the shooting in Lawrence, Tim Busfield getting 75 letters of support, the ongoing manhunt for a judge and his wife that were shot, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo comes out swinging, and is tired of this other morning show guy taking his parking spot. Lazlos' over of all of these songs being censored on the radio, and debates on when to give kids their phones. The guys place their bets, and make Chiefs fans mad. SlimFast and Lazlo reminiscence on when they got hotdogs together. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Minneapolis, an 11 year old who killed his father, Oprah Winfrey deepfakes, the midtown Costco being replaced (which, SlimFast is really concerned about), and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo has Grinder. Should he do his annual backflip? *Lazlo and SlimFast give roommate advice to Summer; Get drunk and get everyone to hook up. Our Boss is mad at us. Lazlo tells the story of being a DJ for a Strip Club. In Headlines, the guys discuss Jackson County issuing new mandates for police after the Minneapolis protests, a new Chinese app that's making headlines, the ‘hostile takeover' from Paramount at Warner Brothers, Minnesota suing the Trump Administration, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' giving Lazlo ‘allergy medicine.' Summer is jealous of how Lazlo and SlimFast grew up. What is socially acceptable? If you're not enjoying your regular football game, you may need to see a therapist. Lazlo's okay with killing a meta-verse hooker, and SlimFast wants a whole year with the body of QAnon Shaman. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the sus phone call relating to the Ohio dentist murders, Dr Oz's new stance about alcohol, RFK Jr's new food pyramid, Nick Reiners Attorney quitting, the Royals stadium not moving, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo pants are creamy, and SlimFast keeps flexing his outfit. Lazlo wants his kids to push him onto I-75 if he ends up in a wheelchair, and gives advice on managing his kids' grades. Lazlo almost beat this guy up at Disney, and the guys discuss cutting lines. Pete Carrol getting fired is outrageous, and Lazlo places his bets for college basketball. SlimFast tells the story of hooking up with a local reporter. Where did the Jehovah Witnesses go? In Headlines, the guys discuss the Monday Night Football Murder, Adrian Gonzales (former Uvalde schools officer ) facing trial, the Prairie Village spider monkey, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

You should never read negative comments; Lazlo disagrees. Do Lazlo or Slim have white trash in their family? SlimFast tells the story of fighting a little person. The guys are hyped for the upcoming games. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the reclassification of weed, Trump's address to the nation from last night, a new viral TikTok trend called ‘bonesmashing,' Ghislaine Maxwell trying to get her trafficking charge dropped, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast practice radical acceptance. Everyone has an old best friend they talk to (begrudgingly), and a Tik Toker is getting canceled for doing an angel tree. Lazlos' getting into Facebook Marketplace, and is now a feminist! The guys want Lazlo's mom to shut her whore-pancake-eating-mouth. In Headlines, the guys discuss D4vd having an industrial incinerator, a 2nd Doctor being charged in Matthew Perry's death, the new developments with the Reiner murders, the terrorist attack in Australia, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Why weren't we on yesterday? Lazlo talks about FMLA. The guys know nothing about their insurance, and Lazlo has two hearts. Summers getting Lazlo and SlimFast wrapped into a scam. Lazlo predicts NO ONE will wear red on Friday, and places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss Sherone Moore's first preliminary hearing, the University of Brown shooting, Rob Reiner and his wife getting stabbed by their son, a woman found dead in a dollar tree, a man pleading guilty to shaking his baby, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is grumpy, and clears the air about driving on opioids. Lazlos' mom thinks his pants are too baggy, and the Sheronne Moore situation got a lot darker. SlimFast is geeked about the Buccaneers' uniforms last night, and Lazlo places his bets on the upcoming Chiefs vs Chargers game. Corporate is asking for Lazlos' doctors to sign a document for him to work. In Headlines, the guys talk about Disneys' billion dollar deal with Open AI, the MyPillow CEO running for office, a KC man that has multiple hit and runs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's son, who is really good with Legos, helped with his clip line. Lazlo and SlimFast tell stories about Mc'ing for big indie/punk bands. Taylor Sheridan is not slowing down, despite what people think. Lazlo and SlimFast are planning a ‘cougar trap.' What are the most stressful things to decide? Pornhub has released their ‘Most Searched' terms of 2025. In Headlines, the guys discuss Bonnie Blue getting arrested in Bali, the shooting at Kentucky State University, AT&T is discontinuing landlines, the New Jersey Santa that was found to have a lot of child porn, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is begrudgingly durable, and is cooking up a lawsuit. Bob gives Lazlo a chair, and SlimFast steals steaks from Aldi. Taylor is paying a bride a LOT of money (hopefully) for a venue, and Philip Rivers is coming out of retirement. Lazlo gets on SlimFast for masterbaiting on to the floor, and Summer explains smutty Fanfiction. Lazlo tells his Emergency Room story. In Headlines, the guys discuss Paramount's hostile bid for Warner Bros, a man shooting a shopper because he thought he was stealing, Australia restricting children from accessing social media, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! Lazlo tells the story about his time in the hospital, and his back. Lazlo's spinal injury is super rare; Like, one in a million rare. He also bought a car, returned it, and got a new one. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo talk about Netflix buying Warner Bros, Quentin Tarantino not liking Paul Dano, Anna Kepner's Stepmother, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy (almost) Thanksgiving! SlimFast feels bad being lazy on the weekend, Lazlo couldn't care less. They guys talk about Laura Owens faking her pregnancy. Slim details his biggest Christmas Eve fight, and Lazlo has to buy a new car. Lazlo's debating on putting 20k on a sports bet. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the HUGE update with the missing Virginia coach, current local warnings about the Tik Tok Door Challenge, the man who pointed a gun at Christmas Carolers, more audio that was released about the Campbells VP, an Italian man dressing up as his dead mother for pension, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast keeps on freaking Lazlo out with these medical stories. The guys talk about the recent American Shaman article, and learn more about poppers. If you did a prank of burying someone alive, do it to Lazlo for about 90 seconds. Who are the most annoying celebrities? And, are you burnt out? In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Virginia HS Coach that went missing, the Sham Wow guy running for congress, Tara Reid getting drugged at a Chicago bar, Chauncey Billups pleading not guilty, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If Jesus came down and asked Lazlo what pills he took, Lazlo would have no clue. Mountains are left from giant giants. When Lazlo first met SlimFasts wife, he called her a whore, and the guys talk Thanksgiving movies. Does Mahomes seem more annoyed than usual? Lazlo and SlimFast argue about Arianna Grande, and debrief this weekend's sports. In Headlines, the guys talk about Sean Duffy telling us to dress better on airplanes, Marjorie Taylor Greene not running for President, recent D4vd and Ana Kepner updates, Texas men were caught planning on killing and enslaving an entire island, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Jonathan D. Cohen, author of “Losing Big: America's Reckless Bet on Sports Gambling,” about sports gambling in light of the recent scandals. You can find his work and his public appearances at https://www.jonathandcohen.com/.

The cops that helped Lazlo were super helpful; And no, he' s not kissing ass. Stop shaming Lazlo for not having an emergency-contact. The guys discuss the ‘Cocaine Quarterback,' and Lazlo sends anonymous letters to corporate saying SlimFast fingers him. If you bought a storage unit with 1.7 million fent pills from the cartel, would you keep it? Lazlo gives his sports bets for the weekend. In Headlines, the guys discuss Natalie Greene faking a violent political attack, Ryan Wedding having a bounty of $15 million, a leaked recording showing Campbell's Soup VP cussing out their product (and, customers), a Jan 6th-er being arrested for child sexual abuse, new updates about Ana Kepner, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' car accident cost 7 THOUSAND. What are the rock bands of all time? Lazlo and SlimFast have a TERRIBLE memory. Someone stole Lazlos' car, ate Cheetos, and peed in it. What did Lazlo and SlimFasts' apartments look like in their 20's? Slim and Lazlo debate the ethics of beauty pageants. In Headlines, the guys talk about Trump signing the bill to release the Epstein Files, the new tech for stealing cars, Susan Powters going from $300 million to welfare checks, a mall Santa having a history of murdering his wife, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo popped an edible before work, Slim some Kratom. The guys learn about tampons, and Lazlo wouldn't mind a TSA agency seeing his weiner. Lazlo hates it when commercials make fun of sports players and coaches. When was the last time SlimFast did meth? In Headlines, SlimFast talks about the Epstein files being voted to be released, Trump calling a reporter ‘piggy,' Nicki Minaj speaking at the United Nations, Larry Summers resigning, D4vd being named as a suspect, warships in Venezuela, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

A woman has totally called Lazlo parasocial. What's the most hated NFL team? Lazlo needs 3 inches, hard, and SlimFast prefers 10. SlimFast is super scared of the laundromat lady, so he's now bringing her fruit. You can have your AI pretend to be a child. In Headlines, the guys talk about how the man who shot a cleaning woman was charged with manslaughter, Antonio Brown being arraigned, the pilot who freaked out on mushrooms getting charged, the Excelsior Springs school district getting scammed, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo got in a car accident while coming in (and left his car in the street.) Lazlos' been having a BAD month. You can now make an AI Avatar of your dead relatives, and Slims' tempted. What would you choose if you could only have one form of entertainment for the rest of your life? In Headlines, SlimFast talks about the NBA investigation expanding into the Lakers, the DoorDash girl getting charged with two felonies, the Epstein Files revealing even more, the North Carolina shooting happening over a Thanksgiving turkey, Kris Boyd getting shot, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo bailed on his MRI, and SlimFast asks for advice in helping kids in school. SlimFast has Lazlo and Summer play a game on if she knows old things, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Would you give your mom a heart attack for $3 million? Would you let the Babadook tickle your toes every night for $30 million? In Headlines, the guys talk about the penny dying, Epstein emails getting released, a North Carolina woman that was sued for $1.75 mill for having an affair, the current UFC scandal, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Why are we here on veterans day? Genuinely asking. SlimFast is suspicious of Mr.Rogers, and really wants Lazlo to wear a veterans hat. Lazlo tells a couple of war stories. Who are the best female rock vocalists? Ace Freeley died by accident. Slim's looking into penis cream. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about Camp Mystic is getting sued, Ortiz and Clase saying they're innocent, Trump wanting $1 Billion from BBC, an Army gynecologist taking pictures during a mammogram, the KU Pre-med student who was killed in a hit and run, a plane crash in Florida, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Midwest weather sucks. Radiohead HATES performing Creep, and MLB has a betting scandal happening with Emmanual Clase and Luis Ortiz. Summer is (probably) suing her apartment complex. Lazlo's been taking edibles, and places his sports bets. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the winter storms hitting the Midwest, the Government possibly re-opening, Trump suggesting 50 year loans for mortgages, the new AI Country Band “Breaking Rust,” a cleaning woman shot dead through a door, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast catch up with their old friend, Nick Wright. Nick Wright is a Sports Commentator and Host on FoxSports. You can follow him on all platforms at @getnickwright.

Lazlo tells a story of when he thought he had ALS, and thinks drinking water is like eating dry grits. The BEST omelet cook got kicked out of the army for being gay. You cannot be a victim if you have a huge penis. RIP Marshawn Kneeland. The guys talk about mental health, and take a caller. SlimFast talks about his volunteer work, which somehow turns into a herpes argument.. 5 years in jail, or your entire life in Russia? Lazlo places his sports bets, and wants Slim to SHUT UP! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the Miami Heats' Coaches' house burning down, Trump plans on making Ozempic cheaper, Abby Z werner receiving $10 million, a pig that attacked a woman, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

How ya pissin boys? People are lying about having high credit scores on dating apps. Lazlo reflects on when he taught college kids, and how to make it on the radio. Lazlo thinks OJ is innocent, and that the United States faked the moon landing. What are the most annoying hobbies? The guys place their sports bets, and the guys talk about their experiences with ‘Karens.' In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the FAA reducing Flights, Christopher Scholtes committing suicide before his sentencing, new updates on the D4vd case, new updates about Melodee Buzzard, Elon Musk now being a trillionaire, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

No one thought the guys would make mornings, and SlimFast wants to end our competitive game of who can make it to work on time. How open were Lazlo and Slim to their parents? Lazlo's kids are attempting to trick him into a sick day. SlimFast feels bad and Lazlos' mad about an Arizona judge that resigned after she peed in a bush while drunk. Lazlo got Slim a present! SlimFast got in an argument with Frances Beans' ex husband. In Headlines, the guys discuss Hurricane Melissa, a 9 year old who got burns from a charger, America having their own Louvre heist, a woman running over a man and blaming her louboutin heels, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo has a lot of cats, and SlimFast loves vacuums. What scares Lazlo? SlimFast is TERRIFIED of teenagers. People are getting freaky with the Spirit Halloween animatronics, and Slim announces the movie for this Friday Night Horror Night. In Headlines, the guys discuss Amazon going through major layoffs, trick or treaters finding cocaine in their candy, a recent hazing incident, SNAP running out, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Slim thought he was gonna die this weekend, and Lazlo had the cops at his house. A guy died by getting sucker punched. How do you pay bail? What are songs people listen to while giving birth?? SlimFast always cries to Kate Bush, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Everyone would LOVE if Slim and Lazlo were cops. In Headlines, the guys talk about Adam Silver speaking out about the NBA Gambling Fraud Charges, Trumps' Canada ad and possible 3rd running, the AVIS Employee not returning cars, people getting mad about a stripping skeleton, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk to their friend Thomas, who recently was kidnapped and tortured by Israeli forces while delivering aid to Palestine.

Thanksgiving is like warmup sex for Christmas. And, you should never go to a party with a ‘loaded chamber.' Lazlo and SlimFast read the ‘men diagram' for dating apps. What things from back then are now luxuries? We called our attorney and asked him a really important question; Can you wear a penis costume in public? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys talk about the soccer dad that beat up a stealing group of teens, Janelle Monáe saying she can time travel (genuinely), a man who shot a pedophile now running for sheriff, Trump asking 230 million from the Justice Department, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo thinks Halloween is for children, and Slims' friend got diarrhea at a Halloween Party. As a kid, Lazlo had to walk with friends to keep from getting attacked by the Oakland County Child Killer. What happened to Baby Lisa? Men have been ‘Bathroom Camping' since the beginning of time, and attractive people get a lot more advantages. A company came out with a toilet camera that analyzes your butt. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the AWS Outages, the art heist from the Louvre, Trump starting construction for the White House Ballroom, a man threatening to ‘shoot up' the Atlanta airport, Parents leaving their baby on the beach, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's ex-wife is staying with him for the week. Jonathan Cain is leaving Journey; Is there anyone who gets hotter as they get older? Slim is so weird with his cabinet food. Lazlo places his sports bets, and Shohe i Ohtani is AMAZING with last night's 10 strike outs and 3 home runs. Slim gives advice on how to get better answers from AI. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how someone may have tried to assassinate Trump, Israel confirmed a strike on Gaza, robbers stole the Louvres' crown jewels, Kada Scotts' remains were found, Meta has new parental controls for AI, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Sabrena Morgan, Co-Founder of Transforming Criminal Justice, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to share her incredible story. From meth addiction and dealing drugs, to surviving being shot in the head, to serving time in federal prison, she now co-leads a nonprofit helping formerly incarcerated people rebuild their lives and adjust back to soci ety. You can find Sabrena Morgan at @sabrenamorgan (Tik Tok) and @thesabrenamorgan (Instagram).

Lazlo's son went through surgery, and people who film their kids' post-surgery are weird. SlimFast almost yelled at a lady going to a food bank. RIP Ace Frehley, and there's now a Brewers Karen. Lazlo places his sports bets, and loves going to the strip-club mid-day. In Headlines, the guys discuss the three guys in Halloween masks who threatened a Virginia woman, the Florida teen who faked his own abduction, a brain surgeon who let their 12 year old drill a skull during an operation, Kim K's is selling pubic hair thongs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' the Joe Camel of Kratom. What's with all these women teachers hooking up with students? Slim got a warning from his neighbor. Lazlo and SlimFast are DISGUSTED by women' s bathroom (and periods). SlimFast gave himself a sponge bath, and Lazlo places a lot of money on a sports bet. Would you re-do your college years? In Headlines, a lady got stabbed in Marshalls due to a slow line, Erotica Chat GBT is coming, lead is being found in protein powder, a Missouri dad coached his daughter while she was beating up her bully, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

With the new controversy with the Blue Valley School Teacher, Lazlo and SlimFast admit to riling up kids in his school. The guys reflect on 'Tuesday with Lazlo,' and talk about becoming ‘empty nesters.' Lazlo and Slim HIGHLY recommend Task. What's the scariest movie of all time? Was ‘Oscar' banging Slims' mom?? Courtney Love was a lead singer for Faith No More??? In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent Nor'easter, Alec Baldwin is being messy (again), a Denver cop that was fired for hitting on a domestic violence survivor, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Lazlo' sons' torn ACL, and the man causing a scene on Slims' honeymoon plane. Lazlo rants about the refs always saying ‘upon further discussion,' and Slim is heavily against having stickers on your car if you want to avoid road rage. In Headlines, the guys discuss the helicopter crash in California, the multiple homecoming shootings that happened in Mississippi, a woman getting shot at a Petsmart after not saying ‘Thank you,' hostages being released, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!