Podcasts about slim fast

Lazlo and SlimFast sit down with Kory Roth, the founder of Marigolds, a new sandwich and coffee shop opening next to KU Med. Kory shares how Lazlo's advice pushed him to leave the corporate world and build a restaurant centered around family recipes while serving hospital workers and the surrounding community. Marigolds will be located at the corner of West 39th and State Line, with plans to open October 20th. You can follow Marigolds' for updates at @marigoldskc on Instagram, or Marigolds KC on Facebook.

Lazlos' son became an amateur golf pro in one swing. Home Alone might be getting a reboot. The guys go on a rant that leads to Lazlo running for congress. Lazlo cannot believe that butt babies exist (despite multiple scientific research articles), and SlimFast bought Jared Leto a hummus sandwich. Joshua Vernier chooses his dream baseball draft. DON'T go through SlimFasts phone if he mysteriously dies in the woods. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast learned how to kiss, and even hold hands, from his dad. Schools are rolling out anti-school shooting robots and sexy robot teachers. Is a new L.A. apostate starting a cult? Lazlo calls SlimFast a slur, says Dr. Fauci needs a little more "street smarts," and stands by Lebron not being that good. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Where are the hair salons with the hot women? Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Eric Bieniemy's wife being shot. SlimFast loves pooping, and had a weird Victorian-era disease. Lazlo had to get a shot up his ass, SlimFast saw a Walgreens brawl, and Summers' reconnecting with her long lost Grandpa. Download The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts

Lazlo and SlimFast do not understand K-Pop. Slim is a BIG stepper, and Carol should NOT get the prize. Things are expensive, and Lebron finally chose a team. Lazlo and Summer argue about cheating. A TikTok trend has turned deadly, and Lazlo argues with Rick on Twitch. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Young Chiefs fans are so LUCKY! SlimFast got scammed at the doctors. With the recent egg roll recall, we need more Chinese restaurants in Kansas City. Ai Influencers are on the rise, SlimFast likes hairy-armpit leotard wearing women, and Lazlo talks about his dorky dick boss that drove a mini cooper. SlimFast reminisces about the old penis shows. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast hooked up with a crazy lady, and Lazlo explains how he first got into radio. Jason Alexander is getting canceled. Would you shoot up with booze? The guys talk Royals baseball (and MLB's biggest asses) with Joshua Vernier, debate whether we've all got popcorn brain, and learn why SlimFast's wife has to wear "toilet shoes" during sex. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

In this episode of the Health, Wellth & Wisdom Podcast, host Nicole Hagen unpacks the toxic diet culture that shaped an entire generation of millennial women and explains why so many of us are still trying to unlearn the messages we absorbed decades later.Throughout this episode, you'll learn:Why growing up during the 90s and early 2000s created unique relationship with food, weight, and body image struggles for many millennial womenFive lies diet culture taught us about health, weight loss, and our bodiesWhy eating less isn't automatically healthier, and what research says about nourishing your body for energy, recovery, muscle preservation, and long-term healthHow to pursue body composition goals without sacrificing your well-beingHow labeling foods as "good" and "bad" fuels guilt, all-or-nothing thinking, and a complicated relationship with eatingHow to recognize the difference between pursuing fat loss because you genuinely want to feel stronger and healthier versus chasing the impossible standard diet culture convinced us would finally make us feel "enough"If brands like Special K, SlimFast, SnackWell's, Yoplait, Weight Watchers, Cosmo, America's Next Top Model, and/or The Biggest Loser were a part of your childhood this episode will help you understand how the messages shared by those brands shaped us so we can stop blaming ourselves and choose a healthier path forward.Apply for 1:1 Nutrition Coaching:https://nutritioncoachingwithnicole.com/1-on-1-coachingCheck your HSA/FSA Eligibility:  https://app.truemed.com/qualify/tm_qual_q0c29x5n9v

Streaming packages are getting out of control. Summer is actively having a stroke, and Lazlo doesn't care about paying child support. Kansas City is great, as long as you're not looking for water or mountains. Lazlo has had enough of Nancy Grace, especially when it comes to the Nolan Wells speculation, and he's not too concerned about hygiene when it comes to sex. SlimFast cashes in his monthly “talk about Ozempic” token. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo has a public apology, and only saw his dad drunk once. Did Uncle Tim (Timothy Busfield) do it? SlimFast is hyped for The Odyssey, Lazlo is not. SlimFast gets introspective about his brothers, and would you actually care if you were switched at birth? tThe guys debate whether renting is actually affordable these days. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's already over golfing,despite him just buying an unlimited yearly membership. Lazlo and SlimFast geek out over Rocky, a Kansas City man makes national headlines after getting trapped in a porta potty, and two school principals get pulled over for DUIs. Do you have a slop face? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! The end goal of parenting is to become obsolete... at least until your kid loses their mind during their first semester of college. Lazlo cracks the code on why the birth rate is so low, SlimFast decides diarrhea would be his dream disease, and you should never drink tea with Putin. Lazlo places his bets for the England vs Norway game. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Let Gen Z nap. That red card from last night's soccer game was... something. A couple made out on top of the Empire State Building, and Summer got a positive pregnancy test. SlimFast doesn't believe Lazlo actually watched the game, the guys catch up with Josh Vernier to talk baseball and Shohei Ohtani's own Bobby Bonilla Day, and they debate who should really be the face of America. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast used his contract as toilet paper, and has plans to be a coach for trans athletes. Lazlo wants his ashes spread across the Strip Club floor. Happy Bobby Bonilla Day! Never Trust Big Egg. SlimFasts' spirit animal is Merlin The Mexican Duck. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast almost has the DIY spirit, and Lazlo gets pissed at people complaining about the soccer hydration breaks. Lazlo spends like 10 minutes researching penis enlargement before FINALLY talking about Chris Johnson's ALS diagnosis. A mom is furious that Lazlo said "Big Dick," and Summer is way too excited for the new Minions movie. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

What happens when life becomes so overwhelming that weight loss feels impossible?In this powerful interview, Julie shares her journey through years of crash dieting, chronic illness, family tragedy, and intense self-criticism ... and the breakthrough that finally changed everything.For years, Julie believed her struggle with weight was a discipline problem. She cycled through diets like Slim Fast, Atkins, and Whole30 while battling feelings of rejection, shame, and inadequacy.Then life delivered what she describes as a "hurricane of life-altering stress."This conversation goes far beyond food and exercise. It's about self-worth, resilience, healing, and what it really takes to create lasting transformation.The deeper problem wasn't a lack of effort.It was the emotional burden she was carrying.In This Episode:Julie's history with Slim Fast, Atkins, Whole30, and other dietsHow fear of rejection fueled her weight loss effortsThe hidden connection between self-worth and weight lossWhy trying harder wasn't solving the problemNavigating weight loss during chronic illnessThe internal self-talk that kept her stuck for yearsThe missing ingredient behind sustainable successJoin Corey's Email Newsletter: https://LoseFatList.comANTI-DIET CLASS: https://AntiDietClass.com

The A/C is broken, and it's HOT. If you want to make it big, start betting real money on Taylor Swift's wedding. TMZ got a new Nancy Guthrie letter. Lazlo explains how he got fired from Little Caesars, and SlimFast is working old sperm. Trump has surprised Lazlo with the Iran war, and a psychic is officially on an apology tour after false-predicting an alien invasion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk with former NFL punter Chris Kluwe about his journey from the NFL to becoming a full-blown social activist. They get into football, social media, and how Kluwe got into California politics.

SlimFast played Cheerleader football, and Lazlo was hoping to bang some Brazilian woman at Oak Park Mall. Buckeyes' are SHOCKING. Where are Lazlo and Slim's invitations to Travis and Taylor's wedding? Lazlo gets pissed at a high school baseball game. Why take a shower before the pool if everyone pisses in it? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast's ‘ex' was a respectable dancer, not a whore. Do you think Bill Gates ever bought his (alleged) Russian prostitutes a tempo? Lazlo calls out SlimFast for taking the Whitney Houston high road. SlimFast thinks his grandpa is Clive Davis, and Lazlo addresses the Reddit comments head-on. Lazlo says Summer looks miserable to date, and it does not go over well. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo feels a little naked without his wallet. The guys haven't talked about Nancy Guthrie OR Baby Lisa in a long time. Don't grab your phone when it falls in the poo poo pee pee hole. Who CARES that Crumbl has a lot of sugar? Lazlo and SlimFast peer pressure Summer to take a shot. Young men, go drink Kentucky bourbon and get laid. Millennials, post more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Has Lazlo done his annual backflip yet? The reflecting pool drama is so dumb, and Lazlo swears he will not participate in Teslas, Paramount, or UFC. Poodles either hump someone, or are on their way to hump something. Happy Father's Day to those who choose not to be fathers! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about their dicks, and they also spend a weird amount of time talking about their pubes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and Summer finally have air conditioning, and the guys are slowly getting used to the idea of Snap Specs. Kansas City is in the nation's news. Without social media, kids are probably just going to play Kick the Can. The guys debate the Iran peace deal, and talk to Josh Vernier on what the Royals rotation may look like in 2027. A teacher got caught having sex in the back of a car with a student; SlimFast is more shocked that she was a football coach. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo got freaky with SlimFast's wife. Is debtors' prison real? Lazlo immediately knows his groceries are going to be messed up if the delivery guy's name is Steve. Our boss asked SlimFast to dial back the drunks. Would you pay fifty bucks for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza? Lazlo's seeing someone and wants to get a no-eared dog named Bombpop. SlimFast thinks he can undercut the local poop squad. China has a robot toilet that comes to you. Where's the robot that blows you? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Where is our beloved sex toy, Mother?! Lazlo and SlimFast agree on one thing: America was founded on winners and losers, not ties. Snooki remains Lazlo's favorite little meatball, while SlimFast pitches the next hit reality show: White Trash Love Island. SlimFast shows Lazlo his AI porn, and the guys really enjoy targeted advertising. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo thought Trump's UFC event was great, and he went on the Schlitterbahn ride 3 days before the tragic incident. SlimFast is geeked over by the people who got rich off of Space X. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over the existence of trillionaires, and want to emphasize: Do NOT bungee jump or get in a helicopter in Brazil. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's tinnitus is acting up: Or is it the non-stop fire alarm? Lazlo is absolutely devastated about the Home Improvement reboot being held up. Trump Mobile is about to be released, and SlimFast is scared of the kids riding E-Bikes in Walmart. What soccer teams line up with college football? SlimFast was a little too into Glenn Close. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo pooped his pants when he was a professor, and Booger Eater helped sell glow sticks at Downtown Days. Bring back the Jim Rose Circus. What's so wrong about being a feeder content-house? SlimFast is anti breast feeding; He wants his baby to get used to processed food early on. Lazlo is actually banned from Canada, and has some strong opinions regarding Brendan Sorsby. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast got a new pair of pants after Lazlo lost ANOTHER big sports bet. Trump got booed at the Knicks game, and Slim's mom HATED him listening to Michael Jackson growing up. Lazlo is concerned Apple might take away his ability to get porn and drugs online, while the guys send their thoughts and prayers to the screw-worm scientists. Plus, homeless poop is very different from soccer mom poop, and SlimFast's house is sinking into a depression. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Kansas City, we do NOT have the second largest urban park. Everyone's punching out of their weight class, and it was a pretty violent weekend for the metro. Lazlo and SlimFast have their first Divorce Monday with Slims' lawyer brother, Joshua Mathews. God punished Slim for jacking it, and Lazlo's Dad discovered his poop porn. Would you pay to go see the AI Ozzy performance? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast and Summer love to gossip, and Lazlo doesn't have the best reputation with his exes. There's ANOTHER kindergarten brawl. GoFundMe's for old people is just sad, and it's hard to date someone with kids when you don't have any. The lady with the leaky balloon knot is back in the news. Lazlo places his sports bets for tonight's Knicks game. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

That French son-of-a-bitch made Lazlo's asshole bleed. Should Bonnie Blu have a golden shower at her baby shower? SlimFast is definitely NOT on the sex offenders list. The guys talk with Vern about where the Royals stand. Are Lazlo and Slim actually happy? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

HUGE update with the banned youth baseball coach. Women are taking over the world, so Lazlo and SlimFast are scared. Trump wants a dollar with his face on it, and the guys HATE camping. There's a ton of drama over at 60 Minutes. There's a fine line when you decide to yell at your boss. Kids are turning their backs on goldfish, and Slim realizes he was the second poorest kid in his school. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo went to marriage counseling, and fantasizes about watching Rob Stewart with SlimFasts' mom. Sabrina Carpenter is getting stalked. SlimFast has a LOT riding on these sports bets. If it's bright red you're good; But if it's dark red, eat beets. Trump apparently cussed out Netanyahu. Lazlos is trying to get a dog that doesn't piss itself whenever it thunders, and SlimFast is worried that he'll come across as a pedophile. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Aw, Lazlo and SlimFast have their matching gay shirts on today! Was Tom Hardy booted from MobLand? SlimFast is here for Stedman, not Oprah. Pre-9/11, you could get a hotdog without getting jumped. Throwing a 70 mph speedball into the opposing teams dugout isn't the answer, coach. New polymarket bet! SlimFast predicted Nancy Guthrie will be found in September. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Is our boss listening to us right now…? A cougar is basically a predator. Lazlo doesn't think Jaxon Dart made the right move. Throwing a Nazi salute to make a point? Probably not the best strategy. Is stolen valor really that serious? Plus, Lazlo and SlimFast debate whether Patrick Mahomes should sit out the first couple games to protect that ACL. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Chris Hansen is BACK! Where's the best hamburger? Lazlo tries to get SlimFast in on his vending machine business. A woman with no hand was ticketed for using a phone while driving, and Kansas City placed dead last in cities ready for the big soccer tournament coming up. Lazlo' s a big porn advocate. Pastors have two words of advice: Find God, and lose at least 20 to 30 lbs. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Dorm life sucks, and Lazlo basically lives with two roommates. Lazlo thinks Will Levis should just own it. Lazlos is going to choose to NOT get into the kindergarten brawl. Would you pay a million to go see Trumps' UFC fight? Lazlo and SlimFast debate becoming celebrity assistants. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Who the hell is Marilu Henner? And has Lazlo completely given up on the Kansas City Royals? Lazlo and SlimFast have plenty of questions about Mackenzie Shirilla's case. People getting worked up over the Hooters uniforms is just weird, and don't go outside unless you want Lyme Disease. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Liz and Becca confess every fad diet they tried before becoming functional health practitioners — Atkins, SlimFast, Weight Watchers, Hydroxycut, the Beyoncé Cleanse, Shakeology, It Works wraps, the 17 Day Diet, and more. Two former "fat girls" break down why every quick fix failed, why crash diets cause weight rebound, and what actually works for sustainable fat loss, hormone balance, and metabolic flexibility. If you've yo-yo dieted, chugged apple cider vinegar, or wasted thousands on supplements that didn't work — this episode is for you. *** CONNECT:

Happy Graduation! Little Frankie flew away in the storm. RIP Mark Fuhrman. Would you be a peeping tom in your freeze time? A manager has two jobs; Count the cash, and make sure no teen poops in the fryer. Lyfts' are MUCH worse than Ubers. SlimFast accuses Lazlo of paying for someone's abortion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Follow the running back, Dave. Lazlo and SlimFast are gonna start a little league baseball team. Everyone's boo-ing AI, and you should NOT watch the new Peacock AI documentary if you're high. Lazlo doesn't think he could win against Rhonda Rousey, someone left a note on Summers' car, and RIP Shlitz Beer. Red Button or Blue Button? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is angry this morning. Men, AND WOMEN, please stop wearing sandals. SlimFast has a big, fat crush on Kouri Richins, and Josh Vernier agrees that Witt is killing it in the Royals. Hot or rich? Shawnee Mission High Schools are pushing back against the Department of Education. Did we get solid proof that Bigfoot is real? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is NOT a fan of the sourdough Chiefs schedule release. RIP Brandon Clark; Maybe don't accuse a guy of trafficking kratom. Eminem's ex-wife is looking a little… rough. PLEASE make sure your dating app picture is updated. The guys place their sports bets, and SlimFast is apparently the new star of The Bear. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast are sick, golf is impossible, and a guy exploded in an airplane engine. Lazlo tiptoes around hantavirus talk after his controversial COVID takes. SlimFasts' TERRIFIED of teenagers, and Lazlo would just set them on fire. The Church of Lazlo is open to promote propaganda! And let the people own an airline! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast sit down with Nate Bukaty to talk about his journey through radio and the path that led him to Apple TV. Bukaty gets the guys excited for soccer, talks about Kansas City history, and gives a look into his writing process for his book Perfect Pitch. You see him for his book signing at Rainy Day Books on Thursday, May 28th.

SlimFast has what fibromyalgia probably feels like, and Lazlo is upset about an Olathe Schools policy. Is hantavirus going to be the new Covid? Prison would be better than the high school boys locker room. Porn has influenced the guys a LOT, and Lazlos' son tried standup for the first time. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Dianna Russini is a HOT name, and Lazlos' raging over school paperwork. Where are all the forks? And don't risk your life over sprite. Have you ever been dry humped? Karens are BACK! Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Royals Insider Josh Vernier about the recent Royals games and player injuries. If you donate your body to science, be aware that they'll probably be blown up in a La-Z-Boy. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Someone not hearing you might be the ultimate defense. The GameStop CEO sounds exactly like you'd expect a GameStop CEO to sound. SlimFast doesn't own any luxury brands, and the guys think a travel vlogger is a massive baby. Ever passed a kidney stone? Slim's already planning Lazlo's son's grad party. How many Catholic priests are actually pedophiles? And Britney Spears has pleaded guilty. Lazlo also responds to Reddit about artists pulling back from concerts. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

SlimFast sits down with his lawyer-brother-dad, Joshua Mathews, to talk about his journey into law, break down common misconceptions surrounding high-profile trials, and dive into the realities of divorce. You can find him at www.mathewsgrouponline.com. To send in questions to ask Joshua during Mondays' show, message @ChurchofLazlo on Instagram.