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Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about TV's, and say the size of your TV doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it. Kansas University's new mandate on no-pronouns within email signatures sparks heated reactions from Lazlo and SlimFast. Later, Lazlo goes on a rant about co-parenting, and eating pangolin. In Headlines, they discuss Trumps' tariff deadline, the manhunt for a Tennessee man, recent bob cat sightings, the new information about the Arkansas double-murder, and much more! Quick reminder that The Church of Lazlo will be on vacation this upcoming week, but you can always listen to past episodes while you wait for us to come back! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their dads' drinking habits, and how much they love Kenny. Lazlo is pissed that “Feral Child Summer” exists; Just send them outside! Lazlo and SlimFast are confused on why they can't ghost women, and Lazlo believes the Royals have “the worst offense in history.” In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss James Craigs' sentencing, the Virginia councilman that was set on fire, the Florida sting operation that caught 40 potential child predators, the new information about the Epstein missing minute, Shannon Sharpe, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Wednesday! Lazlo got attacked by a swarm of bees. Literally. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss fighting, and if you're fighting, going for the ear is a bitch move. SlimFast calls Lazlo ‘babe,' and the guys get into a discussion on cringy vs non-cringy pet names. Lazlo believes canned chicken is absolutely disgusting, while SlimFast is a hardcore advocate. In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent warnings of incoming Tsunamis, more details that came out about Kohberger, Bark K closing, P Diddy wanting out of jail, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Tuesday! SlimFast is closing in on adopting a new dog, and Lazlo accidentally set his trash can on fire. We also got a resolution to the expensive car repair from yesterday! Lazlo and SlimFast debate underground aliens, and Lazlo believes Slim is ‘a grey.' SlimFast and Lazlo talk about what it was like to interview Courtney Love, and her offering to officiate Lazlos' wedding. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Manhattan (NY) shooter and the odd quote his coach gave, Chuck E Cheese getting arrested in front of a bunch of kids, the Tea App data breach, the DARE Officer sex scandal, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Monday! Lazlo has a car problem that made him borderline suicidal. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief on the best shows/movies to be watching right now. A new study came out about how long adults stream per day; And, while people romanticize life before technology, Lazlo and SlimFast push that the internet is the best. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the guy from Michigan that just started stabbing people, Sydney Sweeney's newest campaign, drones being introduced to schools to stop school-shootings, the new ‘notorious butt sniffer freak,' and so much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over the money Lazlo won gambling. With Hulk Hogans' death, Lazlo reflects on his love of WWE while growing up. Lazlo uses AI to analyze what to say to women and co-workers, which leads the guys to discuss what women like to be (and what not to be) called in the bedroom. Lazlo gives his betting recommendations for today, and the weekend. Lazlos' son missed a baseball game, and SlimFast is excited to see how Lazlo will parent. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces Paramounts' merger with Skydance, South Parks' newest controversial episode, an upcoming Godzilla vs Kansas City comic, a Florida man robbed an arcade with his mom as the getaway driver, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Thursday! What types of exes do Lazlo and SlimFast have? SlimFast and Lazlo discuss corporate red-flags, and how impressive it is to work a 9 - 5 job. There' s a new Tik Tok challenge, where kids slam into a door and run away; Lazlo and SlimFast think they're gonna get shot. As a nation, what celebrities do we owe the biggest apology to? In Headlines, SlimFast introduces The Wallstreet Journal finding Trump in the Epstein Files, family statements at Kohberger's sentence hearing, a routine cataract surgery that turned fatal with a Doctor played musical bingo mid-surgery, some schools not allowing kids to be excused (even with a doctors' note), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Rest in Peace, Ozzy Osbourne. Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Ozzy's best eras, and Lazlo's sisters' love of old rock. Lazlo got someone money through betting yesterday, and his son badly hurt his ankle, but still wants to go to Margaritaville. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss catfishing each other, sexting, and the fact that everyone that hates them on Facebook have the most wrinkly cargo shorts. Jason Bateman is apparently a JERK! And a recent poll came out ranking cities - where did Kansas City land? In Headlines, the DOJ is planning to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell, a man got a DUI on a lawn mower, the Olympics barred transgender women from competing in women's sports, tariffs are now impacting cars, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Tuesday! Lazlo and SlimFast open up with show and movie recommendations, and Lazlo reflects on how much his old boss and him screamed at each other (and somehow he still liked him?). Lazlo and SlimFast debate the best gas station. The guys discuss if kids are truly going outside anymore with phones now being every where, and what technology will be extinct in the future. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces the new warning for caffeine pouches that are marketed at teens, Pat Tillman's brother getting arrested for arson, Trump talking about Kohbergers' plea deal, the MLK and JFK files being released, and much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Monday! SlimFast is getting a new dog, and Lazlos' ex-wife randomly dropped off two cats. Lazlo is TIRED of the sympathy towards the CEO's wife from the Coldplay concert. Then, “Would you date her?” Lazlo gives advice on where to go if you want to date the craziest women in the nation. With new sex stories coming out from Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck shouldn't feel ashamed. Lazlo talks about the time he almost lost his leg, and a viral Tik Tok Wedding speech has Slim and Lazlo asking, “Can men and women be friends?” In headlines, SlimFast brings up Epstein's ex-girlfriend going public, a Kansas City teen delaying a plane due to a bomb joke, the driver that plowed into a crowd in LA., and so much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on healthcare; Why do people even save money in the first place? The guys dive into the Coldplay concert that revealed a CEO's affair. Lazlo discovered ‘Throning,' a new Gen-Z term for dating, and people are getting really excited about the Fleetwood Mac rumors. The guys enter a heated debate on which donut place is the best, and brainstorm a new business. In headlines, SlimFast brings up Trump's new diagnosis, Epstein, Stephen Colbert's Late Night Show getting cancelled, Roblox' s new security measure, and much more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Thursday! With the flash flooding today, Lazlo ended up pushing a shopping cart out the street that SlimFast and Summer ignored. How much money would it take for you to be with your father? Leave your spouse? Play Squid Games? Embarrass yourself on Live TV? Lazlo and SlimFast review Shane Gillis' ESPYs performance, and Lalzo tells the story of living in a borderline haunted house. In Headlines, the guys discuss Emilie Kiser's' 3 year old son that passed away via pool, the Annabell doll handler dying, Trump getting annoyed talking about Epstein, Barack and Michelle possibly getting a divorce, and much more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo tells the story of Dr. Jay, and warns to not mess with women who are into witchcraft. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief the All-Star Game, discuss learning sports while growing up, and times' people have run into hot teachers outside of school. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up Dan Serafini being found guilty of murder, the questionable existence of the Epstein list, the American Idol supervisor and husband that were found murdered, corrupt cops in New Mexico that get DWI's dismissed, and more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast get hyped for tonight's All-Star Game. They get into a conversation about inequality - and, what is considered okay to say - and Lazlo admits he has a real problem posing for headshots. The guys also get introduced to Labubu's and the new Gen Z-coined term “Y2K Skinny.” They debate whether being a Disney Adult is a relationship deal-breaker, and in Headlines, they cover Elmo's hacked X account, Beyoncé's hard drive getting stolen, the rise of nicotine use among young people, a plane crash in Florida, and much more. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Monday! This weekend, Lazlo went to see the new Superman movie and Incubus concert - and somehow, they both turned political. With James Charles' newest controversy, the guys get taught internet drama. Which accent is the hottest? And, who had a standoff with their mom over swiss cheese? Headlines-wise, SlimFast introduces the continuing Texas floods, MAGA being upset about Epstein, the little boy who spent 3K on his parents Amazon account, Doctors' warning against E-Bikes, Joe Burrow, and recent incidents with hyperbaric chambers. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Friday, everyone! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share iconic stories from the past. They talk about early radio days and Lazlo's time in prison with Sugar Bear, Papa Chulo, and Urkel. Lazlo and SlimFast bond over their love of gambling. A discussion about Love Island contestant, Cienna Ortega, leads the guys into genealogy—and a rant about what you can and cannot say. SlimFast also runs through breaking headlines, including the Georgia teen arrested for double murder after a suspicious eulogy at a funeral, tariffs on Canada, Rick Springfield getting embarrassed on The Today Show, a Delta flight's emergency landing, and more. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 AM to 9:45 AM-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Mark talks about the new Charlie Kirk convention and the Mamdani effect; why the teacher's union is endorsing Mamdani; the backlash against the newest Superman movie; the bidding for the original Birkin handbag; the death of the billionaire who invented SlimFast; is Jon Fetterman the future of the Democratic party?; Jim Acosta discussing the Epstein files and Jaquar's declining sales in Britain.
Mark talks about the new Charlie Kirk convention and the Mamdani effect; why the teacher's union is endorsing Mamdani; the backlash against the newest Superman movie; the bidding for the original Birkin handbag; the death of the billionaire who invented SlimFast; is Jon Fetterman the future of the Democratic party?; Jim Acosta discussing the Epstein files and Jaquar's declining sales in Britain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast want to know; Did Mayor Q subtweet us? Does he hate us? Lazlo and SlimFast talk about what their favorite cereal is, and Lazlo's Ozzy Osborne album was wrongfully dubbed the “Diarrhea of a Crazy Man,” by his mom. SlimFast introduces headlines to Lazlo, like the deadly Texas floods, Alex Jones crying, a drunk golfer trying to fight former NHL player Nick Tarnasky, and the hot water AI Bots keep landing themselves in. SlimFast tells the story of the one time he tried to fire someone, and Lazlo gives insights on upcoming sports. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share stories of partying with different bands that were touring. Lazlo hypes up DrunkJill and supporters online, before diving into the things older people need to do to appear like they take care of themselves. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss current rent prices, as well as share stories about what it was like working an ‘hourly' job. In headlines, SlimFast brings up the floods in New Mexico, Marco Rubio being impersonated by AI, Epstein, TSA changes, and much more. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast admit that they hate mandatory corporate meetings. Lazlo may need hearing aids, but refuses to get them, and with Slim planning his wedding, the guys' talk about relationships. Headline-wise, SlimFast introduces Alex Coopers' boo'ed baseball performance, Matt Cameron leaving Pearl Jam, the 27 year old that was killed after firing at a US Border Control station, the troops that are now in LA, and much more. The guys talk about their dream woman, which moves into the different places they have lived, and if they like Kansas City. Lazlo and Slim then discuss a controversial wedding situation that is going viral. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about times in early-radio when someone attempted to bribe them, and odd jobs that might actually be fun. Ozzy Osbourne and Steven Tyler sounded actually really good at the Black Sabbath farewell. SlimFast runs through breaking headlines with Lazlo, including the recent floods in Texas, Elon Musk's potential new political party, and the deaths of Michael Madsen and Bobby Jenks. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss a new law that holds teens legally accountable for bullying. Lazlo and SlimFats also talk about women not wearing make-up on the first date - and, how to get women interested in dating you in general. Every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM, on 98.9 The Rock, or available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
Happy Thursday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss baseball betting before diving into the debut of the new adult Chuck E. Cheese attraction, Chuck's Arcade. In headlines, the guys discuss Diddy's reaction post-verdict, Bryan Kohberger updates—including how his family may be reacting to his guilty plea deal—and the rumor that Travis Kelce can't read. Lazlo also shares the story of when he met Michael Jordan, and the guys dig into the case of a recently caught Russian cult leader. Later, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss whether parents still make kids smoke cigarettes to scare them out of smoking - and, if they would ever smoke/drink in front of their children. Sports-wise, Lazlo and SlimFast get excited for the opening of a new College Baseball Hall of Fame. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Every weekday morning, 6 AM – 10 AM, on 98.9 The Rock.
Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss and unpack the criticisms Lazlo faces online, along with some suspicious fan encounters from over the years. Lazlo and SlimFast dive into today's headlines, including the breaking news of Diddy's verdict, Lululemon's lawsuit with Costco, and Bryan Kohberger's expected plea deal. SlimFast also introduces an article that lets people rate restaurants based on how attractive the customers are. Available wherever you get your podcasts; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, on 98.9 The Rock.
Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo immediately comes at SlimFast for his bald head, and then debates patriotism. The guys discuss jobs that don't seem too unappealing; like standing in line for rich people, and pushing people into subway cars. Lazlo and Slim dive into Title IX, and the most recent cruise-ship incident that has occurred (no, not poop-cruise). Lastly, the guys dive into the line you can and can't cross when heckling. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.
Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Jeff Bezos's wedding in Venice, and his mysterious relationship with Sydney Sweeney. Lazlo and SlimFast debate whose America's sweetheart - Reese Witherspoon? Julia Roberts? Plus, the guys discuss what Lazlo would do as a crisis manager, and if kids are truly able to have a ‘90's Kids Summer' now. Lastly, they call Poncho to hear about the shock of finding out his ex-fiance is the hospice nurse for his mother in failing health. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.
Happy Friday! ** SlimFast asks Lazlo what he would do in a cannibalism or starvation scenario; Lazlo opts for crashing a car** After much discussion, the guys come to the conclusion that Ozempic doesn't seem too bad.** Lazlo and Slim discuss what their worst nightmare is - which, surprisingly, David Spade has experienced.*** The Supreme Court is making some big decisions** Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on current fashion trends**
Joey goes OFF on ketchup again. That Awkward Moment with SlimFast. Would you rather have Friday's or Monday's off and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
**Today, Lazlo and SilmFast talked about Hippie parents vs Nixionites, and handling grief.** There's another viral incident with a passenger on a plane** Lazlo and SlimFast unpack the public debate over the potential new stadium**What would Lazlo and SlimFast do if one of them went missing?** Lazlo and Slim discussed Trump cussing on TV**People want AC/DC to retire; Lazlo and SlimFast think they still got it.** Guess who hates Jimmy Kimmel?**
*There are plenty of people living a life of broken dreams. The world needs more people who refuse to dream in the first place. *I like Ted Danson. Is he a nepo baby? *Slimfast and his fiancé have to put their dog down today :( *The prosecution has rested in the Puff Daddy trial. *Raise your hand if you know someone who lost a partner to Supertramp. *Lazlo can't seem to remember the date of 9/11. *Someone in Iran must have misunderstood Trump's tweet about the ceasefire. *Quit bullying people! *c:>GAMES.WOLFENSTEIN.EXE *I swear Your Honor; I was wasted too! *If anyone ever deserved a million bucks, it's this guy.
In this episode of Fly to Freedom, I'm joined by Dr Cristina Castagnini, a licensed psychologist and certified eating disorder specialist whose work focuses exclusively on helping women heal their relationship with food and their bodies. Cristina is also the host of the Behind the Bite podcast, where she dismantles harmful eating disorder myths and supports recovery with compassion and clarity.We explore Cristina's personal journey with a long-standing eating disorder, the shocking moment that sparked her full recovery, and the deeply ingrained societal beliefs that keep so many trapped in cycles of disordered eating. From early body shame to SlimFast diets, and the rise of "wellness" trends that mask restriction, this episode is an eye-opening and honest look at what it truly takes to heal.Together, we discuss:Cristina's personal story and what finally pushed her into real recoveryHow diet culture disguises itself as healthThe danger of BMI, especially for children and in clinical settingsThe power of curating your social media to support recoveryWhy commenting on appearance—even with good intentions—can be deeply harmfulAnd why full recovery is not only possible… it is absolutely realIf you've ever felt discouraged by the idea that eating disorders are lifelong, or if you're struggling with fear around body image and food, this episode is here to remind you that full freedom is not just a hope—it's a reality.Connect with Dr Cristina Castagnini
*I'll bet you and your friends sit around listening to Goo Goo Dolls records while you hold back tears. *Brian Wilson was THE greatest American songwriter. Anyone wanna argue? Didn't think so. *Lazlo refuses to accept that Aerosmith is the biggest American rock band of all time but Slimfast brought receipts. *It's only the first quarter but Israel appears to already be running up the score on Iran. *Lazlo wants to try this "gas station heroin" before the FDA takes it away. *When Adele says "we could have had it all", doesn't she mean SHE could have had it all? He obviously didn't want IT. *Jurors got to watch Diddy's freak off videos for almost an hour. *My dad always said, un-shattered testicles are better than shattered ones. *Greatest TV Dads of all time. *You're probably not old enough to remember when Track & Field used to be fun. *Trump says he may pause ICE raids in certain places, like hotels and farms. *Another one of Matthew Perry's doctors is going to plead guilty to giving the late Friends star ketamine. The Ketamine Queen, on the other hand, likes her chances at trial. *Was a contributor on FOX News drunk on the air this weekend?
*Lazlo's 7/11 is a real-life Kevin Smith movie. *She wants the baby; he wants an abortion. He (allegedly) slips her an abortion pill in her coffee. *A friendly reminder to wipe your phone once in a while. *Obama DID NOT party with Diddy (that we know of). *Slimfast is trying to get Lazlo to go to ICP this weekend. *Elon is sorry. *A hot teacher sleeping with a teen student can be a bad thing. *Now would be a good time for The Royals to step it up. *Spiegel catalogs and back tickling are just a part of growing up. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Reach out to us on socials, or don't. You can also join us live every morning at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazl -Everybody Wang Chung Happy Birthday, Dad. Miss you.
Lazlo went out last night! *The Pegposal *Just assume that everyone can hear everything you say at all times. *Lazlo's Book Club-The Rob Lowe memoire. *18-34 is a coveted demo. *Finally, Netflix is giving us a hard-hitting documentary on the Poop Cruise. *Organized crime is back, baby! *Elon turns heel. *Pop Quiz! Who washes out their used Ziploc bags for reuse, Lazlo or Slimfast? *Answer the phone!
Karen is 65 years old and has tried justabout every diet you can think of – The Scarsdale Diet, Atkins and keto diets, Weight Watchers, Noom, the Cabbage Soup, Healthy Inspirations, grapefruit diet, Whole30, Slim-Fast, South Beach, Green Smoothie Diet, Nutrisystem, hCG – if you've heard of it, Karen probably tried it! Some of these diets brought Karen temporarysuccess, and others caused her to gain weight or slow her metabolism. None of them were sustainable, and the weightalways crept back. One day in the summer of 2020, Karen was perusing Facebook and saw a photo of her sister-in-law, Dedra Campbell. Karen thought Dedra had posted a “Throwback Thursday” photo, as her sister-in-law looked young, slim, and glowing. Karen was shocked to learn the photo was recent, so she immediately called her sister-in-law to find out what she did to lose weight and seemingly age backwards. Dedra told her the secret was IntermittentFasting brought up negative thoughts and feelings in Karen. In Karen's mind, fasting = deprivation and hunger. However, with her sister-in-law's encouragement, she listened to the basics of the program and bought the book she recommended, “Fast.Feast.Repeat.” by Gin Stephens. Karen read the book and said she would try it for one day to see how it went. On August 13, 2020, Karen did a clean 18/6 fast, found it to be effortless, and the rest, as they say, is history. Karen was invited to Graeme's group, The Fasting Highway, by Dedra after another IF guru closed her Facebook group and moved to another platform. Karen had been fasting for not quite a year when she joined The Fasting Highway. Karen had only lost 10 pounds by this time, but was encouraged and inspired by Graeme, his book, and fellow group members to stay the course and trust the process. Karen realised that her weight loss journey was her own, and she could not compare herself to others. Karen is 5'5” and her highest weight ever was 208 pounds. She could not bend over to tie her shoes at that weight and was always out of breath. She also suffered from sleep apnea. Karen's IF starting weight was 175.4 pounds, and she set her goal weight at 160 pounds (because she didn't think that at herage, being post-menopausal, having T2D, and being insulin resistant, she could get below that weight). However,on July 3, 2023, Karen weighed 149 pounds, a weight she hadn't seen in almost 20 years. Best thing – there wasno struggle to get there! Yes, it did take almost 3 years to lose the weight, but the point is – she lost it withintermittent fasting when nothing else worked! It's now been almost 5 years since Karen started intermittent fasting, and her current weight is 142 pounds. She sometimes gets as low as 138 pounds, bouncing between that number and 142 pounds. Karen went from a size 12 (US) to wearing sizes 4 and 6. Intermittent fasting gave Karen theconfidence that she would never have to lose weight again – and for the first time in years, she doesn't have 5 different clothing sizes in her closet. She donated all her “big” clothes to charity, knowing she'd never need them again. Another personal win is that Karen decidedto embrace her greys and, as a result, cut all the hair colour out. She would never have had theconfidence to do this at her higher weights!To join the Patreon Community. Please go to www.patreon.com/thefastinghighway or visit the website www.thefastinghighway.com for more information.To book a one-on-one support session with GraemePlease go to the website, click " get help" and " get coaching " to book a time .DisclaimerThe views expressed in this podcast are those of the host and guest only and should not be taken as medical advice.
Before joining TRINITY, Rebecca tried everything— Slimming World, SlimFast, even liquid-only diets — but nothing seemed to move the scales. In this episode, she shares how she lost 3 stone, dropped 5 dress sizes, and rebuilt her confidence from the ground up. Fit Over 40 Program: www.fit40info.com
Dear Glanbia board of directors…don't be afraid to give up what's good for what's great! Glanbia Plc (LON:GLB) is a multibillion-dollar global nutrition company that's currently comprised of three divisions that span across the B2B supply chain (i.e. Health & Nutrition and Dairy Nutrition) and branded products (Performance Nutrition). “Health & Nutrition” is a leading global ingredients solutions business, providing value added ingredient and flavor solutions to a range of attractive, high-growth end markets. In the first quarter of 2025, revenue increased by 24.9% YoY. “Dairy Nutrition” is the number one producer of American-style cheddar cheese in the U.S. market, but more importantly (for my audience) the number one producer of whey protein isolate…and provides a wide range of dairy and functional protein solutions. In the first quarter of 2025, revenue increased by 18.9%. The brands in the Glanbia Performance Nutrition portfolio include; Optimum Nutrition, BSN, think!, Isopure, Amazing Grass, and SlimFast. Glanbia Performance Nutrition had first quarter 2025 revenue that declined by 6.6% YoY, driven by a volume decrease of 5.8% and a price decrease of 0.8%. Additionally, I'll dive deeper into Glanbia Performance Nutrition geographical, sales channel, product format, and categorial performance. Optimum Nutrition, which was the initial M&A transaction in 2008 that created the GPN division, now represents 66% of the total revenue. In the last year, Optimum Nutrition generated revenue of approximately $1.2 billion. Moreover, Optimum Nutrition is the number one sports nutrition brand in the world and also the top sports nutrition brand in close to 20 different countries. As part of its group-wide transformation program announced last November, that seeks to generate annual cost savings of at least $50m by 2027, leadership noted that a GPN portfolio review to ensure focus can be placed on high-growth opportunities had determined the divesture decision on its Netherlands-based direct-to-consumer ecommerce business, Body & Fit (that was acquired in 2017), and its weight management brand SlimFast (that was acquired for $350 million in 2018). Also, if you don't follow the Irish financial news cycle, you might have missed that the activist investor Clearway Capital is back again! But this time…Clearway Capital is hoping to get support from Tirlán Co-op, which is Ireland's largest, farmer-owned agri-food and nutrition business. Also, Tirlán is the largest shareholder in Glanbia. But while I couldn't get access to the exact letter sent to Tirlán, urging it to support a plan to split up Glanbia…Clearway Capital did recently address the Glanbia board of directors at its annual general meeting, requesting the global nutrition company initiate a strategic review into potential disassembly. And just like three years ago, I'm still largely aligned with those Clearway Capital statements. But the major difference surrounds our motivation as to why we've been urging Glanbia to be split up into two (or three different businesses).
No Longer An Enemy.Book 3 in 18 parts, By FinalStand. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels."My Sister wished to know if you speak Mandarin," the brother translated for me."Hi, I'm Cáel," I greeted him. "Who are you guys?" He looked to one of the two goons holding on to me. I received a painful kidney punch. I discovered a whole new super-power. It hurt for about two seconds then nothing."I asked you a question," he repeated."No, I don't speak Mandarin," I lied so well it came across as a dour confession."Yet you know the secretive language of the Earth & Sky," he stated."Yes, I do. I have a thing for dead languages. Maybe in a few more years, I'll pick up your Mother Tongue as well," I bantered.No punishment was immediately meted out, so I suspected no one close to me, besides him, spoke much if any English. Jian Bob (my new name for him) didn't relay my insult. I wasn't worth it. He went straight for the reason for our get-together."You are going to die, Mr. Nyilas. That is a given," J B began."We both know you have done enough damage to our cause to be worthy of elimination a hundred times over. I'm going to show you respect by not lying to you about your possible fate. What you can do is save your young companion. We understand you two are close," he appealed in a very polite manner. Aya snickered."Cáel, these people are mentally challenged," she giggled to me, "or hideously misinformed.""I know, I know," I smiled down at Aya. "Still, they have gone through a great deal of effort to insult our intellect today, so let's humor them a little longer." Jian Bob issued several casual orders.In short order, a third man had hold of me by the jaw with one hand while trying to hold my eyelids open with the other. One guard held her by the shoulders. A second held her right hand, extending her ring finger. A third man held a knife to her top knuckle. A forth stood close with a small blowtorch."She may be a small person, Mr. Nyilas, but she can still die by the Death of a Thousand cuts," he explained."I love you, Aya," I told her softly."I love you too, Fehér mén," she succeeding in keeping most of the fear from her voice.Neither one of us could stop this. Aya certainly didn't expect me to compromise the Host for her benefit. She was as much an Amazon as the first Epona."First, I wish to know what alerted you to the attack at the Summer Camp," Bob began the interrogation."We know you were responsible. We want to know what happened." I looked into his eyes and waited patiently. He nodded to the guard, who shoved my face toward Aya's extended finger until I was less than a foot away."Do it." The Order came in Mandarin.The guard cut the top part of the digit off, one knuckle. I looked at the flesh and bone being cut away. In a clinical manner, I noted how sharp the blade was. I saw the blood shoot forth and heard Aya's little voice cry out in pain. I was pulled back and pointed at Jian Bob again."Do I need to repeat the question for you?" he said."No, I caught it the first time," I grimaced. "It tells me that you haven't the slightest idea who you are fucking with." Bob made a slight hand gesture and the blowtorch cauterized Aya's stump. Her little lungs belted out a terrible screech that wound down as her feet gave out and she hung limply in the guard's grip."Revive her." The blowtorch guy, clearly not his first day on the job, snapped some smelling salts under her noise. Aya revived, sobbing and in a great deal of pain."Cáel," she whimpered. "I have found my stillness. I'll be okay now." Her sobs subsided."Shall we try this again?" J B remained coolly polite, almost urbane."Nah," I joked, "we are both pretty good over here.""Again." The Mandarin order came. Off went another digit of her ring finger. This time her scream was much more exuberant and forceful. We all know it hurt like Hell, but the world had turned."He's going to kill all of you," Aya snickered while she sobbed. "You are all going to die.""Mu, what is the little girl saying?" she asked Jian Bob, real name Mu."She is stating her belief that Cáel will somehow kill us all," he and his sister shared the joke. "Let us see what her tune is when they start in on her left hand," the woman smiled at her sibling.That implied they'd cut off her right thumb and fingers, digit by digit, until one, or both of us cracked. The man nodded and Aya's nub was burned again. Her scream was more of a cleansing shout."Cáel, do you think I will have a nice horse to ride when I join Epona's herds, or will I get a pony?" Aya whimpered."Not a clue," I began before Mu had the face-hugging guard apply a finger strike to my solar plexus. Alal's gift had allowed me to partially organize my brain functions. Coping with pain was a whole lot easier now, but I had to be careful to monitor it because pain was Nature's way of letting you know that there was something wrong with your body."What color would you like me to pick up and have waiting for you," punch, "when you finally take yourself to the cliffs?""Again.""This is accomplishing nothing," the senior bald Mo Fo grumbled. "He clearly cares nothing for the child and has been trained in counter-interrogation techniques.""There is nothing to indicate that," Mu bristled."Xiàsh, burn the tip of his left forefinger," senior necromancer commanded. The guy holding my face coordinated with the men holding my arms to free me of my bonds and wrestle my left arm forward. I didn't bother resisting.It didn't take the commandoes long to figure I had stopped caring. On came the flame and the pain. Oh, I screamed. The pain was real. What had changed was my ability to shuffle it off to an isolated memory file to be tackled later. The bald creep stepped into my field of vision. His eyes were windows to the abyss. My "spirit" sight opened my eyes to the truly inhuman sections of his mind and soul."See, normal techniques will not be affective. We will do it, " and they realized the enormity of their mistake by assuming I was paralyzed by the pain. I broke free of the guy on my left and began twisting around the guy on my right. I wasn't getting away, I was going for his QCW O5. I knew their favorite martial arts styles and their weaponry now.The guy I was rolling behind realized what I was doing (going for his gun), but mistook my intentions. I wasn't trying to get away, or steal the gun (still strapped to his body). That cockhead even helped me out by lurching ground-ward. I swung the gun up, hit the selector and fired two quick bursts.The first three rounds hit Mr. Blowtorch in his right thigh, shredding it. The second burst caught Mr. Knife guy in the crotch, a triple 21mm castration. Had Blowtorch Guy not been busy trying to keep the strands of his right hip connected to his right leg, he could have stopped the blood fountaining from his buddies shattered groin. That was the end of my joy.I was born to the ground and the guy whose gun I'd borrowed pulled away. I hit the concrete surface hard. That was only the beginning of my issues. Radiating from the floor was cold beyond cold. I had the sensation of falling into the heart of a cold, dead star. How I even knew what the felt like was an impossibility."He feels very cold," protested one of the two guards, in Mandarin; pulling me back to my feet groused."If your incompetence has led to his terminal condition," the male twin threatened. I felt the approach of the female twin, her reaching for me. A new intense pain seared me to the cores of my bones. Before she yanked my hair up, my body reignited.I found myself stared into her pitiless eyes that regarded me with the casual callousness of a veterinarian preparing to put down some rabid stray dog. She ran three fingers over my cheek."What are you babbling about?" she snapped at the two commandoes. "If anything, he is feverish.""Zhen, have him sedated," Chief Necromancer demanded. "Mu, now we will do this my way." Once more I was bound. Someone stabbed a needle into my right triceps. That was a mere discomfort. If I had any consolation, it was hearing Mu ordering the execution of the two men I'd shot.They didn't have the time and facilities to tend to their immediate emergency needs and taking them to a trauma center wasn't going to happen. Those two went into body bags. I had to assume they would be joining us on the plane, though they'd be in the cargo compartment."What are you smiling at?" I heard Zhen snapping before my world collapsed down to a pinhole of light."Lady, I don't know what you said," Aya declared happily. "You are probably angry that Cáel has already killed two of you and we haven't even got off the ground yet." I heard a sound I couldn't make out followed by another and finally a third. That resulted in an Aya-squeak. Ah, she'd tried to hit Aya and Aya had dodged the first two blows. Good girl."Cáel isn't going to like you doing that," Aya chirped."Aya's a winner," I mumbled. I wasn't in control of my senses when they dragged me onto a waiting jet. I wasn't worried. With Aya at my side, I was invincible.DreamingI looked at her face, so youthful, beautiful in her own way, yet far from innocent. She bore a terrible weight. The armor she was wearing, that of a heavy horseman of the steppe, was a leather coat, chain links over her vulnerable regions (throat, underarms and skirt), with the rest being covered by darkened bronze plates.Her iron helmet was open-faced with mobile plates covering her cheeks as well as the sides and the back of her neck; it bore a white horse-hair plume, it was the only feature of her panoply that would draw any special attention her way. She carried no shield. Instead, she wielded a powerful horn & sinew composite recurve bow. She used her knees to rise up on her mount and fire over the mare's head.Similarly attired women rode close to either side of this young woman. Both were older; one in her early forties and the other ~ late thirties. The one to the left bore a lance, not in the couched fashion most people today are familiar with, but used in a double-handed over-head fighting style.The woman to the right fought with a strange blade. It wasn't saber ~ an ancestor of that blade perhaps. It was about a meter long, no hand guard, single-edged except for the top 4 cm on the back side which was equally sharp. Her left hand remained free. I think I saw her purpose. If the young woman got into difficulty, her guardian on the right could pull her horse away and lead the woman to safety.Behind and beside those three rode perhaps three hundred of their sisters. Those in the center were as heavily armored as those three. On each flank were the lighter, faster bow-women, on smaller steeds. The women in the center rode larger mounts that were good for carrying weight and pushing home a charge, while the flanking steppe ponies were virtually tireless.In the center, identified only by her long golden-mane helm, was the Golden Mare ~ War Leader of the Host. The Amazons didn't fly pennants or carry banners. They judged the course of battle by that woman's head movements (the mane was quite long) and the shrill horn blasts unique to the Amazons.Let the barbarians have the all too common deep booming horns calls and their totems raised high for the world to see. Let the Romans keep their trumpets and Legion standards. Amazons had been putting those fools in their graves from time immemorial. Right now, those horns had summoned the Host to a trot.The Hun, Attila, had tasked the Sarmatian Chieftain, under whose banner they rode, to deal with another crisis, the third this short day. Once more, they directed their horses over Catalaunian Fields. The Ostrogoth had gotten themselves into a world of trouble, those filthy, stinking Germans (why was I even thinking that way?)First the Amazons had ridden forth on Attila's right, reinforcing the allied Germanic tribes on the Right Wing in their attempt to force a wedge between Aetius' Romans and King Sangiban's Alans. They'd shown the fools the way, but the supporting Gepids cavalry was too timid and by the time they began to approach, the Golden Mare had been forced to sound 'retire'.The Roman auxiliary cavalry, though of poor quality, had plugged the gap. The Host were too few and too valuable (in their estimation) to die holding a position that their 'allies' might not rescue them from. Next, they had been directed to attack the center of the Alan cavalry line in support of the Huns.Despite the cowardice of their king, the Alans were hardy fighters and too accustomed to the style of steppe warfare that the Host practiced to be lured away from their position. Arrows were exchanged and brief, brutal skirmishes developed, but no advantage was gained. With their mounts exhausted, the Golden Mare had ordered the Host to retired to their camp to water their horses and refill their quivers.That bit of common sense and tactical wisdom placed them in their present crisis. Their Ostrogoth allies had been beating themselves against their Visigoth cousins all afternoon, charging up the same cursed slope that any sane commander would have found a way to flank. No, the Germans had failed seven times using the same plan, so they tried an eighth.Miraculously, they had gained a toehold on the ridgeline and killed the Visigothic King. Like a mob of mindless farmers, the Ostrogoths stopped to celebrate their 'victory' and taunt the Visigoths with the mutilated body of their fallen leader. The Visigoths had been properly incensed and counter-attacked. That's what Princes were for, to avenge their fallen Sires.As the Host exited the Hunnic laager, they'd seen the calamity unfold. The wavering Visigoth infantry had stiffened their line. Believing the Ostrogoths would press forward, the Horse-tail banner of Attila himself broke away from the central Hunnic body, pivoted to his left and thundered into the Visigoth's exposed flank.In the din of battle, it may have looked to the Great Warlord that he had a vanishing opportunity for victory. From the valley below, it was much clearer to the Amazons that the moment to break the Visigothic infantry had passed. The Huns were too tired; their mounts frothing from a long, hot afternoon of battle. Without a swift follow-through, the attack was doomed.At that point, headlong flight for the Amazons wasn't possible. Their long term survival hung on the Hunnic King keeping his Germanic 'allies' in line. They were still somewhere in eastern Roman Gaul, with the Rhine to ford and a land thick with perpetually vicious, blood-thirsty, crotch-scratching, flea-bitten Germanic barbarians to cross before they saw the green rolling hills of home again.No, the Golden Mare, and that young lady knew they had to do something to stem the tide of this disaster for another hour, then darkness would force the combatants to separate so they could try their hand at battle the next day. As the Golden Mare rode to the Sarmatian Chieftain, a rider came through the dust from Attila. The Visigothic cavalry had returned with a vengeance and the Ostrogoths were folding up.The Sarmatians (with their attached Amazons) were to 'somehow' repair the situation. As the Chieftain, the Golden Mare and three Sarmatian tribal leaders hastily discussed the actions. They saw the Hunnic Right, under hard pressure from the Roman attack, beginning to disintegrate. Of immediate concern was the rift opening up between the retreating Hunnic Gepids and the Hunnic horsemen holding the center.King Sangiban had finally discovered his manhood. The Alans attacked through that gap in the Hunnic lines and a rout was in the offing. The Sarmatian Leader decided he had to answer Attila's call. The Golden Mare offered to take her Amazons and whichever tribal leader volunteered first to ride with her against the Alans.She drew her sword and held it aloft then motioned the Sarmatians to look at her shadow."We will hold them off until the length of our swords double (the shadow). Then we are all on our own," she offered. There was no further discussion necessary. There was nothing else to say. The Host and their allies had the fresher horses and full quivers.The Alans had numbers but no heavy horse present, yet. The Host had answered Attila's call to war and now, nearly a year away from their homes in the forested steppe lands of modern-day Bukovina. At that moment they were wondering how few of them would ever see their horse herds roaming free this side of life.That was where my vision came in ~ that woman was 'Ishara', the last of my major bloodline of the first Ishara and this was the last hour of her life. The other two women were the only other two members of that vanishing bloodline. One was her aunt and the other a cousin. Despite the dire peril to their lineage, they joined their sisters in battle.Even though they were outnumber 2 to 1, the Amazons swept aside the first burst of Alans, scattering their bands and hunting the slowest of them down. Rushing alone to fill the gaping hole in the main battle lines was to abandon all tactical sense. Eighty Amazon heavy horse and perhaps twenty more Sarmatians ~ they were integrated now ~ alone simply weren't enough.For the roughly 300 lightly armored horse-archers, it would be a pointless suicide and that was not the Amazon way. Instead, they scattered the initial Alan rush then gently trotted back down the slope. Of course, the Alans regrouped and followed. It was the battle pulse of steppe skirmishing.By simply existing, they turned the rushing wave of that first Alan charge into a slowly strengthening tide. The Alans' mounts were tired and in need of water. Their quivers were nearly empty and some were seen at the top of the slope looting the quivers of the fallen. Whenever they could, the Amazons killed those clever souls.Killing an archer closer to you who only had two arrows left wasn't as economical as killing the one who was both dismounted, thus an easier shot, and about to have fifteen bolts to use against you. Without the constant harassment, the Gepids were able to keep their retreat orderly. In turn, the other Germanics farther to the right kept their mobs relatively intact as well.Their success earned them the inevitable enemy reaction. From his vantage point, the Roman Aetius saw the vulnerable and unsupported position the Amazons held. If he could push past the Amazon screen, he could still achieve a route instead of accepting a mere victory for his side. The solution was a force of
It was basically six years ago when I asked Glanbia to consider something completely foreign to their longstanding business culture, but today's the day my dreams became reality (well sort of)! Glanbia Performance Nutrition is one of two divisions of Glanbia plc (LON:GLB), a multibillion-dollar global nutrition company. The brands in the Glanbia Performance Nutrition portfolio include; Optimum Nutrition, BSN, think!, Isopure, Amazing Grass, and SlimFast. I'll use the recent earnings report, earnings call, and associated news to update you on how Glanbia Nutritionals and Glanbia Performance Nutrition is performing against the complex operating environment. Glanbia Performance Nutrition had full-year 2024 revenue of $1.81 billion, which increased 0.5% YoY. The brand portfolio had volume growth of 2.9%, but that was more than offset by price decline of 4.2% YoY. Additionally, I'll dive deeper into Glanbia Performance Nutrition geographical, sales channel, product format, and categorial performance (performance nutrition, healthy lifestyle, and weight management). Optimum Nutrition, which was the initial M&A transaction in 2008 that created the GPN division, now represents 66% of the total revenue. In 2024, Optimum Nutrition generated revenue of approximately $1.2 billion, which was up 7.5% YoY. Moreover, Optimum Nutrition is the number one sports nutrition brand in the world and also the top sports nutrition brand in close to 20 different countries. As part of its group-wide transformation program announced last November, that seeks to generate annual cost savings of at least $50m by 2027, leadership noted that a GPN portfolio review to ensure focus can be placed on high-growth opportunities had determined the divesture decision on its Netherlands-based direct-to-consumer ecommerce business, Body & Fit (that was acquired in 2017), and its weight management brand SlimFast (that was acquired for $350 million in 2018). And then in this final part of the content, I want to share some comments about how Glanbia intends to navigate the current volatility in the high-end whey market. Glanbia expects a $200 million transitory impact from this cycle of sharp commodity market inflation, which it plans to mitigate by pulling a variety of different front-facing and back-end levers. These include substantial price increases (that will trickle down to consumers later this year), shifts in price pack architecture, reformulation of products, and trade promotion efficiency (and pullback in overall marketing spend). Additionally, Glanbia leadership even noted that long-term investments in alternative protein sources are being considered (which maybe even includes a takeover of the embroiled precision fermentation startup Perfect Day that I suggested Glanbia acquire several years ago).
This episode is for you if you're curious how a poor relationship with food could be contributing to your weight loss struggles. Most of us over 40 women have been subjected to diet culture from the fat free craze, to weight watchers, Slim Fast, South Beach, Atkins, gluten free – the list goes on and on! And this can leave us with an insecure relationship with food.Mindy Gorman-Plutzer brings almost 3 decades of experience to her private practice as a certified functional nutrition and lifestyle practitioner, certified eating psychology coach and board-certified integrative health coach.Mindy's life experience and training inspired her to create a framework that combines functional nutrition, positive psychology, and mind/body science. She's the author of “The Freedom Promise: 7 Steps to Stop Fearing What Food will do TO you and start embracing what it can do FOR you.”Highlights include:A poor relationship with food can lead to weight loss strugglesDiet culture creates a mindset of scarcity, impacting our choicesStress negatively affects weight loss and overall healthDisordered eating is often driven by misinformation and societal pressuresRecovery involves regaining what was lost and understanding oneselfFood noise refers to constant thoughts about food and eatingEmotional eating can be a response to stress and feelingsMindful eating involves savoring food and being present during mealsEmpowerment and connection to one's body are key to food freedomUnderstanding the deeper issues behind eating behaviors–remove stress from the dining experienceThe difference between physical and emotional hungerToxic hunger is a result of processed foods and addictionAwareness and curiosity are key to understanding food relationshipsJoin Mindy's Self-Paced Program:Stop Fearing Food: An Unconventional Approach to Say Goodbye to Your Disordered Eating for Good!Connect with Mindy:https://www.instagram.com/thefreedompromise/https://thefreedompromise.com/Thank you for listening to our show. If you enjoyed this episode, please consider giving us a review and subscribe. It will allow us to continue to bring more episodes your way!Kristin and Raquelinfo@functionalmoms.com https://www.instagram.com/functionalmomspodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@functionalmomspodcast
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Is the future of convenient nutrition centered around human fuel? Bombarded with tons of complicated information about what they should and shouldn't eat/drink, busy health-conscious consumers are searching for nutrition simplicity. In fact, U.S. and UK consumers are spending (on average) half as much time preparing food as the previous generation…which is increasing interest (and demand) for high-protein convenient nutrition products. And this makes sense…especially when you consider that protein has become a kind of "holy water" that instantly anoints any food or beverage with a health halo. While the focus on high protein diets started in those shadowy niches of sports nutrition and weight management, there's now increasingly diverse consumer cohorts that possess a heightened awareness around the value of this essential macronutrient. So, fitness enthusiasts, health-conscious individuals, and consumers simply looking for a convenient/filling/nutritious meal (or snack), each are focused on getting the right amount of protein based on their activity level, fitness goals, and individual characteristics. And it's that demographic diversity, being interested in protein for different reasons, that's making it a battleground category as high-protein claims proliferate across the entire grocery store. But while that market expansion can be great…it also means the “one-size-fits-all” targeted consumer strategic marketing (and product) approach has become obsolete. Yet…to the credit of HUEL, they've continued to show this almost sixth sense ability to evolve (whether that's through sales channel expansion, product innovation, or marketing communications), appealing to an increasingly wider range of healthy lifestyle consumers with varied protein needs throughout the day. And this is an underlying reason why I believe HUEL will continue growing global market share…as the brand has begun showing its ability to appeal to a broad range of convenient nutrition consumer need states. While I believe it primarily competes in the everyday nutrition need state, HUEL also has developed brand equity and appealing product value propositions to sports nutrition, adult nutrition, and weight management consumers. But speaking of weight management, “food fit for the future” will also need to understand what role it plays within the “Age of Ozempic.” We're likely entering into a golden age of therapeutics. So, what happens when more effective biologics targeted towards weight loss get approved? The second order effects will usher in a whole new era of CPG industry winners and losers. The good news is that the core HUEL “complete food” meal products have flipped the historical messaging around meal replacements from this negative “restriction diet” focus into this positive, proactive convenient food focus. That reframing strategy seems so simple, but Atkins, Slim Fast, Weight Watchers, and others haven't been able to pull it off yet. That makes it likely that HUEL has already positioned itself on the right side of the “friend or foe” GLP-1 weight loss drug threat. And then for this final section of the content, I'll quickly readdress the HUEL exit event optionality “elephant in the room” because A LOT has changed since those initial reports first surfaced in late-2021 that HUEL could be exploring an IPO. FOLLOW ME ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS LINKEDIN YOUTUBE TWITTER INSTAGRAM FACEBOOK --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/joshua-schall/support
*Wait...there's still a cat in the garage? *Lazlo's oldest is already looking at colleges. Slimfast thinks he should consider trade school or a job at "The Bee" *People are already voting! Did the media seem a little less obsessed with the election this year, or am I just living in a bubble? *In case you needed another reason to hate Brady, he's now a part owner of the Raiders. *Canceling subscriptions should get easier soon. *Moms really hate artificial food dyes in Fruit Loops. *Turkey legs is ham! *Slimfast says that the best meals he ever ate were in his high school cafeteria. *Speaking of high school cafeterias, is Mexican Pizza racist? *Following in the Hallmark channel's footsteps, Lifetime announced their own Chiefs themed holiday movie for 2024. *Kevin Costner's band released a new single. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Join us live on twitch each weekday at 2pm www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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*Lazlo's favorite football team looks like they've got what it takes this season! *Are music festivals going extinct? What do artists keep canceling shows? *Iranian backed hackers tried to give the Harris campaign dirt on Trump. *Puff Daddy denied bail...again! *Slimfast is scared Lazlo will make him go see Passion of the Christ 2 on opening day. *Even when you plan ahead, you still can't get away with murdering your spouse. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Vern is on the show! As playoff baseball nears, we wanted to have the most knowledgeable baseball guy in America on to help us get excited. We've been listening to Vern cover the Royals on 610 Sports in Kansas City for years and now you can hear him on 96.5 The Fan in KC. Will the Royals make the playoffs? Is playoff baseball the most exciting thing in pro sports? Do KC sports fans know how spoiled they are? We hope you enjoy our conversation with Vern! Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer spencer.wolff@audacy.com and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at HeartlandRoofer@gmail.com. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break the bank and probably saved his relationship. They do plumbing and HVAC and Slim 100% vouches for them. You couldn't deal with a group of nicer and more professional guys. Go to their website and give them a call today. Now's the time to have your furnace serviced before you're stuck in the cold and HVAC companies get busy. Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating & Cooling in Overland Park, KS
We've been trying to get Dr. Morgan from the University of New Haven on the podcast for a long time but he's a busy man. When he's not lecturing, he's regularly testifying in court or filming one of his numerous tv appearances. Dr. Morgan worked for the CIA, he's an expert on brain-computer interfaces (BCI), he's an expert on PTSD, an expert on personality disorders, an expert on human memory, an expert on psychopathy, and he's a forensic psychiatrist! Dr Morgan is often featured in programs on ID (Investigation Discovery) and has been featured on ID and MAX's series Signs of a Psychopath for several seasons. This is an interview Slim has been wanting to do for more than year, so when Dr Morgan finally had some time to talk, Slim raced to the studio and got things started while Lazlo headed in. We had so many questions for Dr. Morgan; Why does Slim cry at Ozempic girls while you're lucky to get a tear from Lazlo at a funeral? Is there a difference between a Sociopath and a Psychopath? Can psychopaths make good friends? Is my ex really a narcissist? Is human memory ever reliable? Most importantly, when is ID going to give you your own show? Slim is willing to start the letter writing campaign if need be. Check out Dr. Morgan's cred sheet! Charles A Morgan III, M.D., M.A. - University of New Haven Watch Dr. Morgan's show Signs Of A Psychopath | Shows | Investigation Discovery Watch one of his lectures and you'll basically be a college grad Dr. Charles Morgan on Psycho-Neurobiology and War (youtube.com) Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer spencer.wolff@audacy.com and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at HeartlandRoofer@gmail.com. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break the bank and probably saved his relationship. They do plumbing and HVAC and Slim 100% vouches for them. You couldn't deal with a group of nicer and more professional guys. Go to their website and give them a call today. Now's the time to have your furnace serviced before you're stuck in the cold and HVAC companies get busy. Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating & Cooling in Overland Park, KS
*College football is almost here! Is it worth spending money on a big school just to get the full college experience? *Forbes posted an article about the do's and don'ts of dating apps. *U2 announces a new movie that will playing at The Sphere in Vegas and Slimfast is demanding that everyone go. *Florida State is playing in Dublin. Slim wants to know which teams Lazlo thinks will be next to change their names. *That time Slimfast tried to court a girl with a "wooden" leg, only to have her ultimately reject him. *A beautiful woman with a seal head. Yes, we're doing this again. *HBO's new docuseries Chimp Crazy already has people talking. *Did AI kick Juvenile off an American Airlines flight? You know, the rapper. You know, Back That Azz Up. *Pop star Lily Allen adopted a dog and returned it because she was annoyed by its behavior. *Slimfast goes on an epic rant about his hometown of Kansas City. This triggers Lazlo to go on an epic rant about creditors and credit scores. Whew! That felt good. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally has a clothing company! Visit PopFly Apparel and fill your closet with the coolest tees in KC! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Brooke Haney is the Hollywood intimacy coordinator. She literally wrote the book about it! A job that none of us had ever heard of before the #metoo movement because it surprisingly didn't exist. So, what is the job description of an intimacy coordinator? What makes someone qualified to choreograph a Hollywood sex scene? We had a blast speaking with Brooke this week and we hope you enjoy our conversation. Check out her book https://www.amazon.com/Intimacy-Coordinators-Guidebook-Brooke-Haney/dp/1032531460 Visit her website: Brooke M. Haney | NYC intimacy coordinator (brookemhaney.com) Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer spencer.wolff@audacy.com and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch every weekday afternoon! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Prairie Sailor! Thanks to Prairie Sailor | Midwest Outdoor Clothing & Lifestyle Brand for helping Lazlo realize his dream. You'll catch at least one of us wearing something from Prairie Sailor every day. A great small business worth your suuport. Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at HeartlandRoofer@gmail.com. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break the bank and probably saved his relationship. They do plumbing and HVAC and Slim 100% vouches for them. You couldn't deal with a group of nicer and more professional guys. Go to their website and give them a call today. Now's the time to have your furnace serviced before you're stuck in the cold and HVAC companies get busy. Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating & Cooling in Overland Park, KS