Podcasts about slim fast

SlimFast remembers when he was Lazlos' twink, and Lazlo's involved with an investigation. Kathy Ireland is now poor. How does Lazlo feel about Joe Burrow dating Jessica Alba? Why do people go on float trips?? SlimFast gives updates on the current conflict in Iran. Mike DeRosa didn't ‘misspeak,' he tried covering his mistake. The guys who made Ozempic are going broke. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lucky Stripes are the least of Lazlo's doctors' worries. SlimFast has a new true crime story, and Gen Z is obsessed with JFK Jr. Lazlo has the most insane insurance story. Do the guys like self-help books and gurus? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo' s painting his house to look like a whore house. The Olympic baseball games have some really good players, like Aaron Judge. RIP Tommy Decarlo. Lazlo couldn't care less about aliens, and Tous looks hot and miserable. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the deceased GA Teachers wife not wanting to press charges, Ticket Masters' settlement, a new possible kidnapping scandal, Timothee Chalamets' controversy, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Radio back in the day was STRESSFUL. If you had a crystal ball, would you rather save Nancy Guthrie or know everything about Epstein? SlimFast want's Lazlos' son to go to Nebraska. RIP Country Joe. Where did Alfredo come from? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about a Georgia teacher that died due to a senior prank, MCI getting shut down due to a threat, Nancy Guthrie and Iran updates, Rhiannas house getting shot at, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

A lot of people are divas in radio, and things are tense in Lazlos' house. Lazlo doesn't care where he puts his seamen. What are the times you thought ‘you've made it?” Lazlo really wants the Throne one, SlimFast does not. Slim is the ‘Godfather of Kratom,' but does not recommend 7-OH. In Headlines, the guys discuss Kristi Noem getting fired, Brittney Spears getting a DUI, new Trump allegations coming from the Epstein Files, a man robbing a store for 7-OH, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It'd be a crime to not listen to Limp Biscuit in the morning. Lazlo gets hydrant-like puke if he takes too much kratom. Lazlo and SlimFast discover ‘low income eyes,' ‘trailer park cheekbones,' and ‘high body count hair.' Would you drink with your friends? RIP Lou Holtz. Women get IBS more than men?? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Kristi Noem getting grilled, a mom who got in trouble for providing drinks to a group of kids, Pam Bondi getting subpoenaed, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The Sopranos was HUGE back in the day. Lazlo will pay Slim $500 if Brooke calls his mother a hooker. Does SlimFast have a chance with Reese Witherspoon? Lazlo thinks he does with current-day Brittney Spears. Lazlo and SlimFast thirst over a Louisiana Mayor that slept with a 16 year old. Slims' girlfriend was in 4th grade when he was in his 30's (probably). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Justin Timberlake not wanting his DWI footage getting released, the recent plane dog-fight, the US sinking an Iranian warship, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' wife and mother fought (again), and Lazlo and SlimFast debate (ex) in-laws. Was Jimi Carrey replaced? The airport theory is BACK! Baseball is BACK! Please stop mobile ordering, SlimFast is worried about not getting the right subway sandwich. Lazlo is dreading learning to re-walk, and SlimFasts pees' smells like cinnamon rolls. In Headlines, the guys talk about the recent Iran attacks on US bases, the Clintons' released deposition, the Nancy Guthrie search now being a month long, a man who tried to end it via quicksand, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If you're talking to someone in the hospital, maybe stay away from the phrase ‘buy a coffin.' Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the US-Israeli strikes on Iran. Lazlo was disappointed to find no hot chicks with beads when he was in the military. There was an awkward moment on a TX local news station. SlimFast has a new True Crime story (kinda). Is Travis Kelce going to the Giants? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Everyone has one uniting want; To jack off and get high. Have you ever knowingly given someone an STD? The guys discuss the new Kansas law affecting transgender people's ID. What's moderate masturbation? The guys get excited for baseball. Gavin Rossdale calls in! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Deadpool Killer having a big fan base, Hilary Clintons' deposition about Epstein, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If you ‘feel' a diet coke, you've never smoked crack. Lazlo's son is ‘cats in the cradling,' him. The Kansas Men's Basketball team (probably) knows where Baby Lisa is. Whores are people! SlimFast begs for a car. What is ghostlighting, and why does Lazlo and Slim love it? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Bill Gates hooking up with Russian whores, CRAZY D4vd news, a guy poisoning his roommates with bug spray, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If Glanbia wanted to further increase Optimum Nutrition and ISOPURE brand household penetration, should it focus more on brand marketing or production innovation? Glanbia Plc (LON:GLB) is a multibillion-dollar global nutrition company that's currently comprised of three divisions that span across the B2B supply chain (i.e. Health & Nutrition and Dairy Nutrition) and branded products (Performance Nutrition). “Health & Nutrition” is a leading global ingredients solutions business, providing value added ingredient and flavor solutions to a range of attractive, high-growth end markets. In 2025, revenue was $629 million, which increased by 11.5% YoY. “Dairy Nutrition” is the number one producer of whey protein isolate…and provides a wide range of dairy and functional protein solutions. In 2025, revenue was $1.52 billion, which increased by 2.8%. The brands in the Glanbia Performance Nutrition portfolio include; Optimum Nutrition, BSN, think!, ISOPURE, and Amazing Grass. In 2025, Glanbia Performance Nutrition revenue was $1.8 billion, which decreased 0.9% YoY. Additionally, I'll dive deeper into Glanbia Performance Nutrition geographical, sales channel, product format, and categorial performance. As part of the branded products portfolio part of the group-wide transformation program announced last November, Glanbia completed the sale of SlimFast and Body & Fit. Optimum Nutrition, which was the initial M&A transaction in 2008 that created the GPN division, now represents 75% of the total revenue. In 2025, Optimum Nutrition generated revenue of approximately $1.35 billion. The other largest GPN brand is ISOPURE, which is a premium high-protein, low-carb brand grounded in purity. And I've loudly proclaimed for several years that “ISOPURE had arguably the largest untapped upside of the entire GPN portfolio.” In fact, I've said it had billion-dollar global brand potential. But with the two largest brands within GPN growing in 2025, what must be solved for Optimum Nutrition and ISOPURE to reach their greatest ambition level. Therefore, our examination will focus on household penetration, as it's often used as a key performance indicator that helps quantify brand health and growth opportunities for CPG brands. Essentially, higher household penetration proves velocity, making retailers more likely to stock a brand, thus increasing all commodity volume, while selling more items to these new households increases total distribution points. Moreover, product innovation and brand marketing act as the "fuel" to this “primary growth engine," accelerating the relationship between household penetration, ACV, and TDPs.

SlimFast has a business idea for Lazlo, and we're now #3 in America (behind a guy named Chicken wing). Whats' the thermostat game? Lazlo wants dancers to get on those poles. There's some great grunge music coming out. Lazlo places his sports bets. Should Slim bring back country physic? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trump's State of the Union, US Men's Hockey, a strip club that moved right next to a kids' dance studio, the two deputies who were shot and killed in Missouri, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' car autopilots to his mistress's house, and EVERYONE needs a Slippery Sam The Tax Man. We got a NEW true crime story. Never trust a guy named Caleb. The Iowa University Frat video is so funny - and, now going viral. Lazlo doesn't believe John Davidson at the BAFTA, and thinks it was a marketing scheme. Lazlo and SlimFast debate if the Hunter College Professor was intending to be racist with her ‘hot mic' moment. Boxing needs more fighters, and Savannah Guthrie is offering a million dollars for whoever can give a tip to finding her mother. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Aubre is a working mom of three who has been on and off diets for about 25 years. She's tried Weight Watchers, Slimfast, Noom, and P90x, to name a few. She said . . .“I would spend so much time getting ready for a diet … then I would always start feeling overwhelmed and weigh myself everyday … and the diet would always stop.” Does any of this sound familiar? I bet her story is very similar to yours in a lot of ways. And I bet you'll be inspired by this story of real life weight loss struggles and success!Aubre shares reality - the ups and downs and everything in between. I know you're going to love this interview and identify w/ so many parts. **Reminder - mark MARCH 19TH on your calendar! **Join Corey's Email Family: https://LoseFatList.comRise Nutritional Supplements: https://challenge2rise.com/

Lazlo responds to the sports criticism on Reddit. Would Lazlo and SlimFast be sell outs, giving the opportunity? Chacho got a yellow light. The new ‘Hidden Valley Ranch,” jingle is trash. SlimFasts' dog can always tell when he's had sex. Where is baby Lisa?? The first ever Youtube video is now in a museum, and all Minecraft Youtubers ended up being pedos. In Headlines, the guys discuss Former Prince Andrew and Shia Labeouf getting arrested, the 14th Day of Nancy Guthrie missing, Zuck getting grilled in court, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gives a health update, and rants about his mom. Are you participating in the great lock in?? Bring back MySpace! Can we leave Mark Zuckerberg alone? Lazlo believes there should be a universal age where you become an adult. SlimFast gives his daily Nancy Guthrie update. Should Mr. Beast give $100 million to ECU? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' self governor makes him puke. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer are all in the market for a new car, and Slim only trusts women doctors. Kristi Noem got a pilot fired for forgetting her blanket. Canadians don't get popular in Canada until the United States likes them. What are the hardest sports, ranked? Lazlo thinks K-States Coach Tang getting fired is not deserved. In Headlines, the guys discuss Savannah Guthries' desperate plea, the Rhode Island Hockey shooting, the Las Vegas murder-suicide, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is cynical and Summer is not. Lazlo doesn't know what state his ex-wife lives in, and gives the lore behind his cat. SlimFast is nicknamed ‘beat off,” and the boys reflect on past producers. Lazlo vs a Kangaroo; Who would win? Or Kangaroo vs wolf? Lazlo and SlimFast bet on the Olympics. There are huge mistakes happening with Nancy Guthries' case, and SlimFast remembers when Kurt Cobain died. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

BREAKING! New details on Nancy Guthrie!? Lazlo took his son golfing, and can SlimFast please stop with the fart/poop stories? If you're betting in hockey, you might need gambling help. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Canada School Shooting, Kid Rock saying the Turning Point USA performance was out-of-sync, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gossiped about slimFast at B Dubs, and might become a Michigan State game. It's red Tuesday! The guys give insight on Super Bowl ratings. What sucked in the 90's? Lazlo and SlimFast scheme on the best way to hold someone for ransom. In Headlines, the guys talk about Ghislaine going dino bone hunting with RFK Jr, Savannah Guthrie' s plea for her mother, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast literally fell through the ceiling. Lazlo and SlimFast catch up on the Nancy Guthrie updates. Would you bet 33k on The Super Bowl? RIP Brad Arnold. Can Gary leave us alone??? In headlines, the guys talk about Trump dissing Bad Bunny' s Super Bowl performance, Lindsey Vonn getting hurt, and a huge update with Ana Kepner, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's youngest is figuring out what to do post ASL surgery, and his oldest doesn't have a curfew. Driver licenses are so confusing, and Lazlo believes in global warming. Lazlo finalizes his Superbowl bet. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss Nancy Guthrie' kidnappers demanding bitcoin, Georgia parents getting investigated for letting their 6 year old scooter to a park, Trump's controversial meme from last night, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' had the same fashion since high school, and SlimFast got in trouble with his boss. The Superbowl is not allowing specific ads'. National-shower-with-a-friend day doesn't align with Lazlos' magic shower, and he stuck tweezers in an electrical outlet. The rhetoric around the Superbowl Half-time show is tiring. Can an ugly hooker help with getting it down? In Headlines, the guys talk about Savannah Guthrie' s video about her mothers' kidnapping, Needoh cubes exploding, new updates with D4vd, Ryan Routh being sentenced for life, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It's crazy that Lazlo was basically on the brink of death. Smoking is on the rise. What makes you feel old? Men keep weird things in their notes apps (especially SlimFast). If Lazlo and SlimFast (and Denzel Washington) ruled the world, it would be so perfect. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the ransom note connected to Nancy Guthrie, Jill Biden's ex being charged with murder, Bill Gates speaking out against the newest Epstein files dropped, Harry Styles' insane ticket prices, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast answer some questions from listeners, submitted via Instagram. Missed the chance to submit? Follow us on all socials, @TheChurchofLazlo. Also! Don't forget to stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' weening off oxy. What are the fake local hotspots? Parents are making coaches leave youth sports. With Karen, there's a new name; Josh. SlimFast pees everywhere, and everyone is mad at the Kansas City Star guy. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the man posing as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione, Sean Grayson getting 20 years, an LA Stripper beheading her boyfriend, the current GLP 1 Lawsuit, teen boys sports gambling more, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Everyone is just like Lazlos' mother. Neilson released the most watched shows of 2025, and the guys talk about their first cars (and how their dads' sold them). A facebook deal gone wrong ended up with a pregnant woman getting stabbed 70 times. Is it important to make sure someone with dementia knows they have dementia? The guys debate the Chiefs and Royals stadium. Lazlo is NOT a barb (Nicki Minaj fan), and SlimFast gives some poop news. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer debate student teacher relationships. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gives Slim advice on how to deal with back pain. Summer got asked for feet pics, and Lazlo thinks Sydney Sweeney hanging bras off the Hollywood sign is hot. Lazlo gets pissed at old drivers, and thinks Belichick got snubbed. Squatter rights make no sense, and Lazlo has the BEST solution. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the fallout of Alex Prettis' death, Rep. Omar getting sprayed with an unknown liquid, someone shooting at a local snowtruck, new updates on the D4vd case, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo sleeps 5 seconds a night. Sending a ‘vag vid' can get you sent to jail? Slim dabbles in celebrity news and asks, ‘Should celebs have a role in politics?' SlimFast used to be a competitive rollerblader. Bring back millennial optimism! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how Trump and Tim Waltz are talking, a AT&T worker sent himself a customers' nude, Tik Tok possibly being censored, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

That was a tough Broncos parlay. SlimFast rejected Lazlo's sleepover request. Do women find men with big penises more attractive or not? Why on earth do people take Lazlos betting advice? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the shooting of Alex Pretti, a stalker judge, Ryan Wedding getting apprehended, the teacher in Emporia who died due to hypothermia, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk with Parks and Recreation star Jim O'Heir about public perception and hate comments. O'Heir discusses his early career, how he landed his role on Parks and Recreation, and what it's like to be in the business today. Watch Jim O'Heir on Hulu's Murdaugh: Death in the Family, Steve Carell's upcoming show Rooster, and currently at the New Theatre & Restaurant in Nobody's Perfect.

Release the Lazlo Files! Mark Wahlberg can do no wrong. Everyone is hoarding the groceries, and Lazlo doesn't get it. The guy that stole Lazlo's parking space got sad that Lazlo was upset, so Lazlo confronted him. SlimFast has no heat in his house, so Brookes' probably going to leave. Would Lazlo give Slim his kidney? In Headlines, the guys discuss Siri pulling Ads', Tik-Tok finally reaching a deal, Barren Trump's emergency call, a neighborhood in LA complaining about too many prostitutes, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo remembers when SlimFast had hair, and hasn't checked his company email since September. Lazlo talks about young dads vs old dads. How much money do some men make? Lazlo masterbaites into SlimFasts' yogurt like, everyday. The WORST EVER snow storm is hitting us this weekend. In Headlines, the guys talk about Anthropics' CEO saying AI can write 90 % of code in a few months, the Uvalde Officer being found not guilty, a Florida man putting steak and wine down his pants, the US acquiring some of Greenland, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's contagious, and SlimFasts' got it. Summer gives an apartment update, and SlimFast fantasizes about Lazlos' moms' bush. Do you let your kids cuss? Lazlos' replaced his oven with a bunch of tiny air fryers. SlimFast really wants to be friends with Tommy The Sledgehammer. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo talk about the (possible) D4vd update, Kiefer Sutherland getting arrested, a guy beating off a robber with a frying pan, Trump's speech at NATO, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Right now is THE time to vote against Josh Allen. Summers' apartment is super duper cold. Who started monetizing water? Slim is making AI videos of his wife with Grok, and weirds Lazlo out. SlimFast is stressed out about the protests in Millennapolis. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump's text with NATO Members, the shooting in Lawrence, Tim Busfield getting 75 letters of support, the ongoing manhunt for a judge and his wife that were shot, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo comes out swinging, and is tired of this other morning show guy taking his parking spot. Lazlos' over of all of these songs being censored on the radio, and debates on when to give kids their phones. The guys place their bets, and make Chiefs fans mad. SlimFast and Lazlo reminiscence on when they got hotdogs together. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Minneapolis, an 11 year old who killed his father, Oprah Winfrey deepfakes, the midtown Costco being replaced (which, SlimFast is really concerned about), and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo has Grinder. Should he do his annual backflip? *Lazlo and SlimFast give roommate advice to Summer; Get drunk and get everyone to hook up. Our Boss is mad at us. Lazlo tells the story of being a DJ for a Strip Club. In Headlines, the guys discuss Jackson County issuing new mandates for police after the Minneapolis protests, a new Chinese app that's making headlines, the ‘hostile takeover' from Paramount at Warner Brothers, Minnesota suing the Trump Administration, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' giving Lazlo ‘allergy medicine.' Summer is jealous of how Lazlo and SlimFast grew up. What is socially acceptable? If you're not enjoying your regular football game, you may need to see a therapist. Lazlo's okay with killing a meta-verse hooker, and SlimFast wants a whole year with the body of QAnon Shaman. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the sus phone call relating to the Ohio dentist murders, Dr Oz's new stance about alcohol, RFK Jr's new food pyramid, Nick Reiners Attorney quitting, the Royals stadium not moving, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo pants are creamy, and SlimFast keeps flexing his outfit. Lazlo wants his kids to push him onto I-75 if he ends up in a wheelchair, and gives advice on managing his kids' grades. Lazlo almost beat this guy up at Disney, and the guys discuss cutting lines. Pete Carrol getting fired is outrageous, and Lazlo places his bets for college basketball. SlimFast tells the story of hooking up with a local reporter. Where did the Jehovah Witnesses go? In Headlines, the guys discuss the Monday Night Football Murder, Adrian Gonzales (former Uvalde schools officer ) facing trial, the Prairie Village spider monkey, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

You should never read negative comments; Lazlo disagrees. Do Lazlo or Slim have white trash in their family? SlimFast tells the story of fighting a little person. The guys are hyped for the upcoming games. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the reclassification of weed, Trump's address to the nation from last night, a new viral TikTok trend called ‘bonesmashing,' Ghislaine Maxwell trying to get her trafficking charge dropped, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast practice radical acceptance. Everyone has an old best friend they talk to (begrudgingly), and a Tik Toker is getting canceled for doing an angel tree. Lazlos' getting into Facebook Marketplace, and is now a feminist! The guys want Lazlo's mom to shut her whore-pancake-eating-mouth. In Headlines, the guys discuss D4vd having an industrial incinerator, a 2nd Doctor being charged in Matthew Perry's death, the new developments with the Reiner murders, the terrorist attack in Australia, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Why weren't we on yesterday? Lazlo talks about FMLA. The guys know nothing about their insurance, and Lazlo has two hearts. Summers getting Lazlo and SlimFast wrapped into a scam. Lazlo predicts NO ONE will wear red on Friday, and places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss Sherone Moore's first preliminary hearing, the University of Brown shooting, Rob Reiner and his wife getting stabbed by their son, a woman found dead in a dollar tree, a man pleading guilty to shaking his baby, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is grumpy, and clears the air about driving on opioids. Lazlos' mom thinks his pants are too baggy, and the Sheronne Moore situation got a lot darker. SlimFast is geeked about the Buccaneers' uniforms last night, and Lazlo places his bets on the upcoming Chiefs vs Chargers game. Corporate is asking for Lazlos' doctors to sign a document for him to work. In Headlines, the guys talk about Disneys' billion dollar deal with Open AI, the MyPillow CEO running for office, a KC man that has multiple hit and runs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's son, who is really good with Legos, helped with his clip line. Lazlo and SlimFast tell stories about Mc'ing for big indie/punk bands. Taylor Sheridan is not slowing down, despite what people think. Lazlo and SlimFast are planning a ‘cougar trap.' What are the most stressful things to decide? Pornhub has released their ‘Most Searched' terms of 2025. In Headlines, the guys discuss Bonnie Blue getting arrested in Bali, the shooting at Kentucky State University, AT&T is discontinuing landlines, the New Jersey Santa that was found to have a lot of child porn, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is begrudgingly durable, and is cooking up a lawsuit. Bob gives Lazlo a chair, and SlimFast steals steaks from Aldi. Taylor is paying a bride a LOT of money (hopefully) for a venue, and Philip Rivers is coming out of retirement. Lazlo gets on SlimFast for masterbaiting on to the floor, and Summer explains smutty Fanfiction. Lazlo tells his Emergency Room story. In Headlines, the guys discuss Paramount's hostile bid for Warner Bros, a man shooting a shopper because he thought he was stealing, Australia restricting children from accessing social media, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! Lazlo tells the story about his time in the hospital, and his back. Lazlo's spinal injury is super rare; Like, one in a million rare. He also bought a car, returned it, and got a new one. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo talk about Netflix buying Warner Bros, Quentin Tarantino not liking Paul Dano, Anna Kepner's Stepmother, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy (almost) Thanksgiving! SlimFast feels bad being lazy on the weekend, Lazlo couldn't care less. They guys talk about Laura Owens faking her pregnancy. Slim details his biggest Christmas Eve fight, and Lazlo has to buy a new car. Lazlo's debating on putting 20k on a sports bet. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the HUGE update with the missing Virginia coach, current local warnings about the Tik Tok Door Challenge, the man who pointed a gun at Christmas Carolers, more audio that was released about the Campbells VP, an Italian man dressing up as his dead mother for pension, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast keeps on freaking Lazlo out with these medical stories. The guys talk about the recent American Shaman article, and learn more about poppers. If you did a prank of burying someone alive, do it to Lazlo for about 90 seconds. Who are the most annoying celebrities? And, are you burnt out? In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Virginia HS Coach that went missing, the Sham Wow guy running for congress, Tara Reid getting drugged at a Chicago bar, Chauncey Billups pleading not guilty, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If Jesus came down and asked Lazlo what pills he took, Lazlo would have no clue. Mountains are left from giant giants. When Lazlo first met SlimFasts wife, he called her a whore, and the guys talk Thanksgiving movies. Does Mahomes seem more annoyed than usual? Lazlo and SlimFast argue about Arianna Grande, and debrief this weekend's sports. In Headlines, the guys talk about Sean Duffy telling us to dress better on airplanes, Marjorie Taylor Greene not running for President, recent D4vd and Ana Kepner updates, Texas men were caught planning on killing and enslaving an entire island, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!